[356] I met the old Taoist priest again
Xiao Xiawen and Zhang Shuang glanced at the living room, they were quite helpless, this Gong Zheng was hospitalized, and Gao Yu and Sect Leader Du were pinching up every day.
The final exam is coming soon, the first two days of the final exam, Gong Zheng was discharged from the hospital, Wang Long and all of them went to pick up Gong Zheng, Wang Ci, Xiao Xiawen, Zhang Shuang, A Demon, Wang Long, Da Zhong, Gao Yu, Li Lei, even our great Du Sect Master went, but Gong Zheng's father did not go, Wang Lung and Da Zhong's salaries were also paid, all the money was removed, and the Internet fee was renewed for Da Zhong's family, and there were more than 400 yuan, less than 500, the brothers didn't think too much, while Gong Zheng was discharged from the hospital, just invite everyone to have a good meal.
Gao Yu, they are naturally not polite, everyone is in a good mood.
Coming out of the hospital, a group of people talked and laughed, chatting quite happily, just out of the gate of the hospital, was saying that they wanted to celebrate from there when they heard a voice: "I know astronomy, I know geography, I know ancient and modern, fortune telling, fortune telling!"
Then, an old monk wearing a Taoist robe, not too young, must be in his fifties, with sixteen white dots on the top of his head, holding a broken pole rag in his hand, under the surprised gaze of many people around, he shook the banner and slipped in front of Wang Lung and his group.
Da Zhong stretched out his hand and said, "Old monk, why are you again?"
"Wrong, the poor monk is the one hundred and thirty-eighth generation of Zhang Sanfeng. The old monk smiled and touched his beard, "Young man, do you still want to tell fortunes." ”
As soon as the big bell was about to speak, Wang Lung grabbed the big bell, and he looked at the old Taoist priest, "Count, how to count?"
As soon as he heard Wang Lung say that he wanted to count, the expression on Lao Dao's face obviously changed a lot, and suddenly he became a fairy wind and crane bones, like a master in the world, and touched his beard with a smile, "Child, you and I are destined." ”
"Fate?" Wang Lung smiled, "I have a good relationship with you, and this is the second time we have met." ”
"Haha" The people around laughed, but the crazy old Taoist priest was unmoved, looked at Wang Lung carefully, touched Wang Lung's face for a while, took Wang Lung's hand for a while, and then circled around Wang Lung. Your Yin Tang is black, this is an ominous sign, the Baihui acupoints and temples show black light, this is a precursor to violence, listening to the palace, the fish waist, the rate valley, Qingming, the ear door, the five major acupuncture points of the human body are full of blood, the murderous spirit is too heavy, the people, Cheng Weeping, Xiaguan, Fengfu, Fengchi cage dragon prisoner, this is a sign of flying auspicious, but the cage prison dragon, need an opportunity. ”
The more the old Taoist spoke, the more excited he became, and while he said, he also danced and gestured, "In addition, your Tianding acupoint, Tianguang acupoint, Tianrong acupoint, and the death acupoint of God are connected, and there is a lack of basin acupoints in the middle interval, which is a sign of many disasters and many difficulties" The old Taoist priest suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "It's not good, it's not good, it's really bad, it's not good, it's not good." ”
"Old monk. ”
"A poor monk is not a monk!" the old Taoist priest looked at Xiao Xiawen seriously, "Young man, please be polite and respectful to the old man." ”
Xiao Xiawen smiled, "It's okay, I just want to remind you that there is no Heavenly Acupoint in the acupuncture point of the human body, it should be the Tianzhu Acupoint, it is four sounds, not one sound, you are wrong." ”
When the old Taoist priest heard it, "Is it?"
"Yes, definitely, I don't believe you go home and look it up on the Internet, I remember where I seem to have seen it, it must be four sounds, not one sound. ”
The old Taoist priest nodded, "Okay, even if it's four." Then his face suddenly changed, "No!" He yelled, then looked up, looked at the sky, and pinched his fingers, "Wrong, wrong, little girl, you are all Tianzhu acupoints, but this person has a rough voice, his Tianzhu acupoints have been displaced, and now the acupuncture points on his body are called God's acupoints, and the wonder is wonderful on his God's acupoints, and the God's acupoints cannot be connected to his four acupoints, this is not good, not good, woe, woe."
Xiao Xiawen pursed her lips, with a look of contempt on her face, and looked at the old Taoist priest opposite.
"Then you say, how should our fortune turn?"
The old Taoist's eyes suddenly narrowed, "Actually, it's not difficult to turn your fortune around, I can save your life at your most critical moment!"
Wang Lung thought for a while, "Then what kind of disaster is this so-called disaster?"
The old Taoist priest frowned, stared at Wang Lung, looked up and down again, and then he shouted "ah", stretched out his hand to cover his head, "It's not good, it's not good, I exert too much force today, I feel that my physical strength is a little unknown, no, no." ”
"What about when the half-fairy is still physically exhausted?"
"What's wrong with that?" the old Taoist priest looked at Gong Zheng on the side, "I haven't eaten for two days, so I ate a few steamed buns, you see, why don't we find a high-grade restaurant, sit down, how about everyone chatting while eating?"
"Are you stupid for us?" Gong Zhengyi pulled Wang Lung and left, don't pay attention to this crazy monk. ”
"Damn, I said, I'm not a monk" The old Taoist priest smashed the wooden pole in his hand, "If you don't listen to me, there will be a time to ask me again in the future." ”
"Please, tell me when you come, run this deceitful man. ”
"That's it, it's boring, it's not boring," Gao Yu stretched out his hand and pointed, "You might as well ask my brother Zheng to take you to the city that never sleeps at night to find a woman." ”
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he immediately smiled, "It's good to find one" He was not embarrassed at all, with a lewd expression on his face, "Brother Zheng, take me to find a woman at night? I haven't touched a woman for a long time." ”
"Cut~~" At this time, the eyes of the people around him looked at him, and there was only contempt left: "I sold you to a duck shop and let you be blown up every night, do you believe it or not?"
"It's not right to speak rudely" The old Taoist priest hung up a pair of fairy wind crane bones again, and looked at Wang Long, who had not made a sound on the other side, "Why don't you make a deal for you, remind you first, and then make an exchange with you?"
"What's the deal?"
The old Taoist priest smiled and stretched out three fingers, "Three years, within three years, you will encounter great difficulties, no one can ask for help, no one can save you, I can get you through this difficulty." ”
"And what do I get you in exchange?"
"I want to have a meal, I'm hungry, I haven't eaten for two days, I want to eat meat!" The old Taoist priest suddenly had a pleading expression on his face, "Child, be a man and leave a line, and see you in the future!"
"Hahahaha" Suddenly, everyone around laughed, and looked at the aggrieved old Taoist priest, "Where is your BMW, aren't you rich?"