294.Chapter 294
"Husband, you are so bad, you actually call them dog-eat-dog, there are really yours. The three of them left the mall and came to the parking lot, Lu Yuchen couldn't help but smile.
"Ahem, it's just a little trick, you always say I'm violent. Lynch scratched his head and replied embarrassedly, after he came back, he promised his eldest wife, if it was not an important situation, he would try to avoid doing things with others, and strive to solve things that can be solved with his mouth without hands, and things that can be solved with his hands are definitely solved without feet.
"Then you promised to accept Zhou Peng as your little brother?"
"Not yet. Lynch frowned: "Zhou Peng, this person is a bully who is afraid of the soft, I don't like such a person very much." ”
"Well, that's good, I'm really afraid you'll get together with him in the future. ”
"What do you mean to get together, it sounds awkward. Although Lynch is an ordinary young man with normal three views, he still has some knowledge of some connotations.
"Oh, I didn't mean that, you see where you want to go, I mean, I'm afraid you'll be spoiled by him. After Lu Yuchen finished speaking, his face turned red and glamorous.
This stinky Lynch, he must have misunderstood the word "engage", could it be that he enjoyed that kind of special when he was in Watergate Prison. Serve?
Lu Yuchen, like her sister Lu Yuxin, is a very pure person. But purity doesn't mean you don't know anything......
She had seen a classic prison movie called "The Shawshank Redemption" before, in which there were a few bad guys trying to have that kind of relationship with the main character.
Of course, the villain and the protagonist are both men, and as for how men and men have relationships, as long as they are not mentally retarded, they can probably make up for it.
In her cognition, the prisoners in the prison are very hungry and thirsty, and if they survive in that dark environment for a long time, it is inevitable that there will be a distortion of the concept of the sexes, right?
The more Lu Yuchen thought about it, the more scared she became, she felt that it was necessary for her to find a suitable opportunity to test whether Lynch still liked women.
Why don't you call him into your room at night and tempt him to sleep with me?
If he can still get hard, it means that he is still pure.
If you can't get up, then you can only squat in the corner silently and cry......
"Pull it down, can I be taken bad by him?" Lynch really didn't know what his eldest wife thought, he was afraid that Zhou Peng would bring him badly, just with Zhou Peng's overstretched IQ, there should be no hope in this life.
"Okay, okay, can't I take my words back. Lu Yuchen smiled beautifully, took his man's hand affectionately, and asked, "What do you take your eldest sister to eat at night?"
"It's not up to you to have the final say in our family, you decide, I'll listen to you. ”
"Wow, what's wrong with you today, becoming so well-behaved?" Lu Yuchen felt very pleased with Lynch's concession, and she immediately took out a posture of a housekeeper's wife: "Forget about the Maple Leaf Hotel, it's just that the price is expensive, the dishes are very average, Phoenix Restaurant, the dishes are okay, but I always feel that they are too old-fashioned and the environment is not very elegant......"
Lynch watched his eldest wife comment on the major star-rated hotels in Qinling City like a treasure, and felt drunk. The gap between people is like this, if he is replaced to arrange, and go to a fart star hotel, he thinks that the nearby home-cooked restaurant is good, isn't it just a dinner, as for making it so grand, it seems that the reception is not my old sister, but the Empress Dowager Cixi and her old man.
"You can eat whatever you want. Lin Miaomiao looked at the worried appearance of this brother and daughter-in-law, and couldn't help but laugh secretly in her heart, it seems that Xiaoqi has really picked up a treasure.
"How can I just eat something, I can't help it. Lu Yuchen was still immersed in brainstorming, and now her head full of wisdom was like a high-speed computer, constantly sifting through the numbers and comparing them, trying to find the perfect place in the dark.
"It's all a family, what's the reason not to go, if you want me to say, Yaoyao's barbecue stall is good, and the current weather is just right to eat barbecue. Lynch helped to give the idea, but in fact, he was selfish, because he really missed Yaoyao's Korean barbecue, which was almost the best he had ever tasted, especially the secret herb grilled fish.
"What, go to the barbecue stall to eat?" Lu Yuchen couldn't believe that this came out of Lynch's mouth, thinking that as the No. 1 beauty in Qinling City, she would be sitting on a food stall on the street drinking draft beer and skewers, ......what kind of picture would it be?
And the food on the barbecue stall is basically not very hygienic, right? What if you eat it and your stomach hurts?
Mamma Mia......
For Lynch's mentions, Lu Yuchen felt that there was no love in the whole world.
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of his eldest wife, Lynch said step by step: "Look at you, this is not good, that is not good, Yaoyao's barbecue stall is similar to our family's business, and I dare to assure you, that kind of taste, you want to eat it the second time after eating it for the first time, if it is not delicious, I will screw my head off and kick it for you." ”
"Bah, bah, I don't know how to play. Lu Yuchen glanced at Lin Qi with disgust, and asked Lin Miaomiao, "What about the eldest sister's opinion?"
"I have similar hobbies to Xiaoqi, and I also like to eat barbecue. Lin Miaomiao has been poor since she was a child, and even now that she has money, she still likes to go to the food stall with her teammates for a few drinks.
Yes, two votes to one vote, Lu Yuchen had no choice but to beg for the whole thing: "Okay, it's up to the eldest sister." ”
Lynch's wish came true, and he was so happy in his heart, just after taking two steps, the soft flesh on his waist ached.
"Wife, why are you pinching me?"
"It's good to strangle you, you big villain!" Lu Yuchen whispered to blame, she felt that Lynch had dug a hole, just waiting for her to jump in.
"Hehe, men aren't bad, women aren't loved, right?"
"For you, if you dare to laugh at me later, I want you to look good. "Lu Yuchen is so big, she has hardly eaten at a street stall, she is a woman who pays special attention to cleanliness and health, if the conditions allow, she can't wait to raise chickens and vegetables to eat.
"No, no, no. Lynch hurriedly waved his hand to make a stand, and said, "It's still early, otherwise I'll pick up Yuxin and them from school first, and you will accompany your sister-in-law for a while?"
"What a sister-in-law and a barley, it's really ugly. Lin Miaomiao scolded Lynch with a smile, she felt that it was more cordial to call her eldest sister, and she felt comfortable listening to it.
"It's like, the mouth is so stupid. Lu Yuchen hurriedly made up a knife to avenge the barbecue.
"Gotta get it, I can't talk about you two. "Lynch has understood a truth from a very young age, that is, never try to fight with women, women occupy a genetic advantage in this regard, which is beyond the reach of almost every man in his life.
"Then I'll go first, and I'll pick you up later. Lynch raised his car keys and sat down in the cab.
"Slow down on the road and don't run red lights. Before Lu Yuchen finished speaking, the car rushed out in a hurry.
A few days ago, when the assistant helped her deal with the violations, she was surprised to find that the number of violations on the chairman's car had reached an unbelievable three digits.
Just running a red light is enough to revoke a driver's license, but fortunately, Lu Yuchen is familiar with the captain of the traffic police team, so he can be regarded as keeping his driver's license.
Only later did she know that those violations were all Lynch's masterpieces, and she really couldn't imagine whether Lynch was driving or driving a rocket......
"Sister, you have to take care of him in the future, driving so wildly, always taking life as a child's play. Lu Yuchen said aggrievedly to Lin Miaomiao.
"Don't worry, Xiaoqi's driving skills can't happen. "As the leader of the secret service team, Lin Miaomiao is now the chief instructor of this year's special agent cadets, and no one can know Lynch better than her, let alone a car, even if it is a fighter jet or a nuclear submarine, he can also drive it with ease.
"Sister, you're also from the Secret Service?"
Lu Yuchen asked as if she didn't understand, she knew that she had a grandfather for as long as she could remember, and she was an important figure in the Huaxia Secret Service, but she and her grandfather had only one relationship. It wasn't until later that her mother Hao Jiamei and her father Lu Tianpeng quarreled at home and accidentally revealed a secret from many years ago, that is, Hao Jiamei was actually her grandfather's illegitimate daughter, and since she was born, Lu Yuchen's grandmother was killed by the enemy because of disputes in the rivers and lakes.
In order to protect his daughter from being spared, Lu Yuchen's grandfather could only choose not to recognize his daughter and let her grow up alone in a welfare home.
When Hao Jiamei was young, she showed an amazing talent for design, and she could sew beautiful and decent clothes by giving her a few rags.
When she became an adult, she joined several friends to found Jiamei Company and became the first batch of lucky people to succeed in the wave of reform and opening up.
Therefore, what Lu Yuchen inherited was actually her mother's mantle and soul, and she obviously did not disgrace her mission, and expanded Jiamei Company from the original garment factory to the current large group.
And the words of the Huaxia Secret Service were deeply imprinted in Lu Yuchen's heart, and she could probably guess what Lynch was doing.
But there is one thing she is still very confused about, who was the person who killed her grandmother back then, and what kind of blood feud was there between her grandfather and the enemy?
For Lu Yuchen, from now to the future, this will be a very difficult puzzle to solve.
Maybe the person who killed my grandmother is now old and sick and dead.
Facing Lu Yuchen's question, Lin Miaomiao said in a very calm tone: "Chenchen, don't ask too much if you shouldn't ask, as long as you are with Xiaoqi, being happy is more important than anything else." ”
Lin Miaomiao didn't want to solve the puzzle, after all, the woman who died back then was her master's wife.
And what is even more confusing is that when the master failed to go to Liverpool to carry out an assassination mission and the body was repatriated, she found a pre-written will from the veteran agent who had been through a lot of battles.
According to the inspection report of the technical department, the time when the will was completed was about three years ago, which is highly consistent with the time of the death of the master.
In other words, when the master died, the master was ready to go to Huangquan together.
What kind of powerful mysterious enemy is it? So that the master didn't even have the mind of revenge, but just gave up healing.
What kind of top-secret mission made the master resolutely choose to fail before setting off, knowing that he was dying.
The most outrageous time, the main content of the remaining will involves the marriage contract between Lynch and Lu Yuchen.
He told Lynch and all his men to forget about his death and not to do any investigation.
So when Lynch came to Qinling and saw Lu Yuchen, he clearly knew that this mission would take him a lifetime to complete.
"Well, I'm not going to ask anymore. In front of Lin Miaomiao, Lu Yuchen is still very well-behaved.
The two beauty-loving women discussed it, hit it off, and decided to go to a nearby sauna for treatment.
When Lynch drove to the school gate, the bell rang for the end of school at the city's key high school.
The students, who had been tired all day, rushed out of the classroom like birds flying out of their cages.
"Hurry up, Sister Yuxin, my brother is still waiting outside. Han Shiyao packed up her textbooks almost at the speed of light, and she had just received a text message from Lynch.
"What's the panic, tell him to wait a little longer, it's not that he hasn't waited. Lu Yuxin and Han Shiyao's attitudes were diametrically opposed, and she was seen slowly tidying up the notebooks and stationery on the desk.
"Oh, yes, the turtle is going to be defeated by you. Han Shiyao pouted dissatisfiedly, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and forcibly helped her clean up.
She felt how precious the time after school was, and it was better to go anywhere than to stay in this broken classroom.
Looking at Yaoyao's anxious appearance, Lu Yuxin couldn't help but quip: "I said stinky Yaoyao, do you still think about my brother-in-law now?"
"What nonsense, the relationship between me and Brother Lynch is very pure, not what you think. Han Shiyao hurriedly clarified her position.
"Cut, don't think I don't know, you used to always like to run into his house when you had something to do, and locked the door as soon as you entered......"
"Oh, you hate Sister Yuxin to death, you're saying that I ignore you!" Although Han Shiyao likes Lynch, she is still a yellow flower girl after all, besides, she ran to Lynch's house, just to chat and do a big health care, and she didn't do any shady things, how could Sister Yuxin completely change her taste when she said it in that tone?
"Ouch, blushing. Lu Yuxin saw Han Shiyao's shy appearance, and suddenly laughed and trembled.
Han Shiyao knew that the theory was not her, so she simply broke the jar and said, "What's wrong with blushing, I'm willing." ”
"Yo yo yo, what are you happy about?"
"I ...... I'm happy to be Brother Lynch's little wife! You can't take care of it!" Han Shiyao knew where Lu Yuxin's weakness was, so she took the topic to a sensitive place.
"You are a dead girl, you are really easy to change, and your nature is difficult to change. Lu Yuxin stretched out her finger and slapped her smooth forehead fiercely.
Han Shiyao ignored her stubble at all, and said with a smile: "Sister Yuxin, if you want me to say that our relationship is so good, we can marry together when the time comes." ”
"What does it mean to get married together?" Lu Yuxin didn't understand this sentence too much, she only went to high school this year, and she hadn't even talked about love yet, so it was too early to talk about marriage.
"It's just marrying the same person. Han Shiyao explained with a big grin.
Marry the same person? What does this brain-dead girl mean, want to play with two women and serve one husband?
This is not a feudal society, nor is it ancient! Even if it were an ancient time, I would not have such backward thinking!
I was lying in a man's bed at the same time as Yaoyao, and I felt disgusting when I thought about it!
If that's the case, that man is a little too sexually blissful, right?
After all, the two of us are like flowers, ice and snow, smart, innocent, innocent, pure and cute, a pear blossom pressed by a begonia, that what, that, that, what the universe, super invincible thunderbolt beautiful girl!
Anyway, why do you have such a long name......!!!
"Sister Yuxin, do you want to separate from me in the future?" Han Xiaoniu looked at Lu Yuxin pitifully.
Lu Yuxin looked at her, and suddenly realized this serious problem, she never thought that if she left her best friend, her life would become bleak because of this.
But with the passage of time, they will grow up one day, and each will start a different family, from the first intimate little sisters, to the housewife who washes her husband's underwear and changes the children's diapers.
Lu Yuxin never thought about who the prince charming in her dream would be, and the cold genes brought to her by her single parents made her rejection of men reach the point of isolation.
She has grown so big, she has never had a male friend, and there are few female friends, that is, Yaoyao, a silly girl, who will laugh and play with her all day long.
Sometimes Yaoyao has something to do, and when she lies alone on the lonely big bed, she can't help but cry in the face of the boundless darkness.
But personality is not something that can be changed overnight, and she never thought of changing.
"No, it won't. Lu Yuxin subconsciously shook her head, and her beautiful ice eyes rippled because of the emotion.
"So, I don't want to be separated from Sister Yuxin, so the best way is for the two of us to marry the same man, so that we can sleep in the same bed again." Han Shiyao happily stated her wonderful concept, if she wanted to leave Sister Yuxin, she would be very reluctant, and maybe she would cry.
Not again......
Lu Yuxin really wants to open her brain now to see if it contains tofu brain or six walnuts.
Even if you don't want to separate, there's no need to use such an extreme method, right? Have you ever seen anyone with two people's names written on their marriage certificate or in the spouse column?
And even if you want to get married, it's hard to find a perfect goal, right? Isn't it possible to marry Zhou Tao's idiot......