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Pure masters!
Not only do you have to go to the bathroom normally, but you also have to be able to get up every morning to be considered healthy.
After finally experiencing last night's nightmarish excretion experience, Ye Shuang, who woke up, burst into tears and found that life could make her more desperate......
The old couple of the Ye family tossed and turned all night, and they didn't fall asleep until dawn, so they naturally didn't get up as early as before in the morning.
However, Brother Ye has good adaptability, and as soon as he fell into bed, he slept in the dark, and got up the next day full of energy, and then saw a haggard and handsome guy cooking noodles sadly in his kitchen.
Brother Ye just woke up and was a little confused, the moment he saw the unfamiliar face, he subconsciously thought that it was a thief in the family, raised his fist and reflexively wanted to smash it, but fortunately, the handsome guy turned his head before the fist was swung, and the familiar eyes suddenly reminded him in time that this was his sister who had just changed his mind......
"Sister?!" Brother Ye hurriedly patted his face to wake himself up, surprised: "Why did you sleep all night and your face was so ugly?"
"......" Ye Shuang really didn't want to recall how hard she had waited for Chener's reaction before, and she didn't want to tell this stinky boy what complicated and bitter mental journey he had experienced during that period: "...... you. β
Ye Shuang's expression was obviously not sunny, but Little Brother Ye became excited.
This little brother carefully imagined what a normal man might have when he woke up, and then quickly and accurately found out what could make Ye Shuang's face so ugly, and then finally he was excited to guess: "Sister, are you hard in the morning?!"
With a "click", Ye Shuang couldn't help but pinch off a pair of solid wood chopsticks in his hand.
Seeing this reaction, Brother Ye's guess was verified, so he suddenly became even happier: "That means that you are in good health, what is there to be angry, man......"
Little Brother Ye couldn't help but die of joy, and there was a weird sense of schadenfreude that "as long as the handsome guy is unlucky, I will be extremely happy", even if this handsome guy is his own sister.
"If you want to die, you can say it. Ye Shuang threw the broken chopsticks into the trash can, glanced at Ye Xiaodi, smoked another pair, lowered his head and continued to cook noodles.
Little Brother Ye woke up from his excitement and remembered the hardness of the pair of chopsticks just now...... This is not the right rhythm!
In the process of explaining yesterday's explanation, because the "gender uncertain" point brought too much shock to everyone, the three members of the Ye family, including Ye Xiaodi, basically didn't pay attention to another point in Ye Shuang's mouth, that is, about the fact that this gene stock solution can strengthen the recipient's brain domain and body.
But after seeing the scene of Ye Shuang breaking chopsticks with his bare hands, Ye Xiaodi suddenly found that there were many more incredible changes in his eldest sister.
β¦β¦ That's right, he saw six calf muscles yesterday, so there's no reason why it's purely ornamental.
was stunned for a while, and when Little Brother Ye came back to his senses, Ye Shuang had already cooked the noodles and served them outside.
Eager to explore the truth, Brother Ye hurriedly chased out, begging for feeding and explanation.
"Sister, eldest sister, tell me, do you have a special function?!" Brother Ye snatched a bowl of noodles from the pot unceremoniously, and asked eagerly while adjusting the ingredients: "For example, perspective, mind reading, time pause, can you help me look at the subject exam papers next semester!"
Ye Shuang was almost depressed: "You have watched too much TV, it is physical strengthening, brain strengthening, packaging memory, plus a sex denaisation side effect...... If you like it, I'll trade with you?!"
"Okay, okay, becoming a woman is just right to take a bath with beautiful women. Brother Ye sucked the noodles happily, and he was not afraid that he could really change them anyway, so he put his mouth cannon without any burden: "But according to what you say, it doesn't seem to be too surprising, I think people either have a system or a special ability, and there is a space again, how come there is only one ** left in our house?!"
If this kid wasn't Ye Shuang's own brother, she would have wanted to throw him directly down from the window on the third floor.
After eating breakfast, the Ye family's parents finally got up.
The second elder was obviously mentally prepared in his room, so when he walked out of the door and saw Ye Shuang handsomely rolling up his sleeves in the living room to clean up the dishes, the second elder did not react like Ye Xiaodi...... Of course, there are still entanglements, but this unchangeable reality is probably used to being tangled and entangled.
Ye's mother rushed into the kitchen, busy making another more nutritious breakfast, while Ye's father went straight to the living room sofa and sat down, coughed and cleared his throat, and motioned for Ye Shuang to come and sit down in front of him.
"Frost ......" The nickname that the eldest daughter has used since she was a child came out, and then looked at the handsome and handsome man who had just sat down in front of her, and Ye Dad himself was choked first, and then hesitated to change his words: "I mean, Xiaoshuang, ......" Fortunately, the name of the daughter was obtained well, and it is not weird for a man to use it, otherwise it would be called a soft, gentle, coquettish, or something...... Dad Ye felt scared for a while when he thought about it.
"......" changed its nickname after twenty-four years...... Ye Shuang's face was also strange, and she had to accept it when she succumbed to reality: "What does Dad want to say?!"
Dad Ye coughed again: "I just want to ask, what are you going to do in the future?"
"Later?!" Ye Shuang lowered her head and thought for a while, and then resolutely raised a handsome face like a Greek carving: "In order to restore the female gender, I plan to find a good man to ...... as much as possible."
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough, !!"
Dad Ye hurriedly coughed a few times to interrupt the topic: "I didn't mean this...... Of course, this question is also important, but you ...... Forget it, I actually want to ask, what are you going to do in life and work before you restore your fixed gender?!"
Ye Dad Yan sΓΉ was already in tears in his heart.
How embarrassing this question is, I should have let my wife talk to my daughter if I knew it.
Ye Shuang didn't know what her father was tangle in his heart now, and after hearing such a question, he also began to worry: "I'm thinking about it." This body ...... Not to mention the inconvenience of life, I was about to collapse when I went to the toilet yesterday. What's more difficult to solve is the work ...... If I had taken a leave of absence every three days, would I have been fired in less than a month?!"
As the head of the family, Ye's father has of course thought about these problems for his daughter a long time ago, which is why he will sit down and talk to Ye Shuang now.
But to be honest, after all, such a problem is too rare, even if Dad Ye uses his rich life experience as a reference, he can't find any practical solutions for the time being.
"The job is definitely going to change. Dad Ye first determined the next tone: "You are sitting in the office, and it is impossible to disappear for a long time without attracting attention, but what are you going to do if you change jobs?" You have to think about this first...... There are also life problems, which you can only overcome by yourself, anyway, it is also your own body, so you don't have to feel embarrassed or anything. β
ββ¦β¦ I try my best. Ye Shuang gritted his teeth.
After the conversation ended, Mama Ye also came out of the kitchen with breakfast.
Father Ye breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly went to wash his hands and eat, Ye Shuang continued to sit on the sofa and was depressed, feeling his depressed life that had undergone great changes.
Everyone has a love for beauty, the handsome guy's melancholy frowning appearance with his eyelashes lowered simply broke Ye's mother's heart, Ye Shuang just sat there quietly, it was as beautiful as an oil painting. The loving Mother Ye suddenly couldn't take care of eating, so she wiped her hands and went to comfort her beloved "eldest son".
"Frost, don't be sad, it's going to be back in three days anyway. Mother Ye patted Ye Shuang gently: "Mom will take you out to buy a few clothes first, and then talk about the future later." β
"Hmm. Feeling the warmth of his family, Ye Shuang raised his head and barely pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, nodded and was about to open his mouth, and then ......
The beautiful man raised his head and smiled melancholy and instantly hit Ye Ma, who fell down with a nosebleed.
Ye Shuang's face darkened.