Chapter 15 The secretary's figure

Lu Yiming's office. There are three people sitting on the mahogany sofa www.biquge.info Pen & Fun & Pavilion: Luo Xuhui, the executive director, is sitting on the single sofa at the far end, and a man and a woman are sitting on the couch near Lu Yiming. The male is slender and tall, with a half-long and not long parted head, and a half-shaved chin, while the female has a plump figure, with a bulging front and back, and the focus is prominent, a standard "secretary figure".

"Mr. Lu, Gan Weidong, Gan Zonghe District Court Judge Wu Gongzheng has arrived!" the secretary, Sun Lili, called from the secretary's office. In some movies and television works, there are often scenes of bosses and secretaries working in the same room, so people with rich imagination naturally think of the ambiguous relationship between the boss and the secretary - a lonely man and a widow, a wolf and a rich woman, and a dry wood and fire ....... In fact, this is not the case in some large companies and large enterprises, I don't know whether the boss is imitating the practice of government officials, or in order to facilitate ambiguous affairs with more "women", in short, the boss's office is an independent space, and the secretary has a special secretary room or secretary desk. If it's not an important person, an important document, and an important phone call, it's up to the secretary to "filter" to decide whether to arrive or not to reach the boss. "Oh, I have guests here, please wait a moment. ”

A man and a woman hurriedly stood up when they heard this. Lu Yiming put down the phone and said, "I'm sorry, I'm too busy here, so I have to talk to the two of you another day!" Luo Xuhui took out two envelopes from his briefcase - it looked like there were 2,000 yuan in each envelope: "Reporter Pu, Reporter Zhuo, this is a little bit of our heart from Mr. Lu, please smile!" The two hesitated for a moment and put it in the bag, and even said: "Thank you, Mr. Lu, thank you, Mr. Lu." Lu Yiming turned out from behind the boss and shook hands with the two of them one by one to say goodbye.

When Sun Lili led Gan Weidong and Judge Wu in, Lu Yiming was laughing happily. Gan Weidong asked inexplicably: "Why are you so happy? Buy a lottery ticket and win the lottery?" Lu Yiming smiled and greeted the guests: "Mr. Gan, Judge Wu, sit down quickly", and then pointed to the executive director Luo Xuhui and said: "Mr. Luo, you tell them about it again, and let them share it!" Luo Xuhui said: "You saw the two reporters just now, right?" Gan Weidong said: "I saw a back, nothing special? There are countless women, and I have a much less chance of seeing beautiful women as a little judge, but it's just a pleasure!" Luo Xuhui said: "What I just said is that beautiful reporter! I told Mr. Lu that she has a standard 'secretary figure', so I just got her to be a secretary." Mr. Lu asked me what the secretary figure was, and I told him a joke - the boss took the manuscript sent by the female secretary, approached the female secretary and said: Look, you are very plump on the top two points, the middle part is relatively flat, and then there is a little grass, and there are many loopholes in it if you look closely, and there is still some moisture in the thin button, so let's put it on my place and press it, let's do it together, brackets, there should be a sound here......". "Hahahaha", Gan Weidong smiled and pointed at Luo Xuhui and said: "Mr. Luo, I always thought that you were an honest person, and I didn't want to be an honest child! If I hadn't heard it with my own ears, I couldn't believe that this paragraph came from your brother's mouth!"

Sun Lili was making tea for Gan Weidong and Wu Gongzheng, and at this time she glanced at Lu Yiming with a red face, and then continued to water Lu Yiming and Luo Xuhui: "You men, talking about reporters, why do you make fun of us as secretaries?" Wu Gongzheng's eyes always followed Sun Lili like a spotlight, and when he heard this, he said: "Then I will tell you a reporter's joke -- the two young ladies came out to solicit customers at night, and a patrol officer came over and asked, 'What are you doing?' The woman replied, 'Do prostitutes'; Patrol officer: 'Which evening newspaper'? Miss replied shyly, 'Late hug'; Patrol police: 'Which evening newspaper'? Miss: 'Evening hug with men'; Patrol police: "Well, it's still a provincial newspaper, not bad, I like it!" Miss: 'This work is usually done at night'; Patrol police: 'It's really hard to catch up with the manuscript at night', Miss said: 'Thank you big brother for your understanding, you have time to do it!'; Patrol police said, 'Okay, you must do it', Miss said, 'If big brother comes to do it, the cost will be preferred'. ”

Everyone laughed again. Wu Gongzheng said: "I don't know what Boss Lu has to call his brother to do?" Lu Yiming said: "Don't be in a hurry, it's not a big deal!" First ask my brother to watch our show, and I want to ask Brother Wu for a favor when I turn around", and gestured to Luo Xuhui after speaking. Luo Xuhui said: "Brother Wu watched our program "Happy Rush Forward"?" Wu Gongzheng said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm too busy!" Gan Weidong said: "Busy eating the plaintiff and eating the defendant, right?" "Hahahaha" Wu Gongzheng not only did not get angry, but his face showed a proud look: "Gan always does not hide from you, the Chinese just one word - cheap! The big lawsuit also came to invite you, you don't go to eat him, he is not down-to-earth! There are so many brothers, for two hundred yuan lawsuit, both ask friends to invite me, do you say to eat this meal or not?" If you don't eat, you don't give face to your friends! Guess what? My brother spent more than 2,000 yuan on dinner and singing, and my brother spent 5,000 yuan on dinner and sauna.

Lu Yiming hurriedly haha: "The outside world says that you judges are corrupt, and I can't imagine that you also have unspeakable secrets that can't be washed away!" "Who said it wasn't?!But Mr. Lu, although I don't watch your show, I am a super fan of your host Pingping, and I don't tell you, I also belong to one of the 56% of men who regard her as the object of adultery!" Gan Weidong and Luo Xuhui glanced at Lu Yiming in unison, and Lu Yiming said calmly: "Okay, Judge Wu, introduce you to you one day!" What's the meaning of light yi's obscenity?" Luo Xuhui hurriedly pressed the remote control: "Come, watch the show first."

The flat-screen TV immediately appeared in the clip of Tong Keji and Tong Tong participating in the program "Happy Rush Forward" - "My name is Tong Keji, and I am a pediatrician!", "Is it a doctor from Jingnan Children's Hospital?" "No, it's Jingnan People's Hospital!" "Okay, let's enjoy the happy production of Tong Tong and her father, Dr. Tong!"

- "Alas, dandruff again, it's annoying!"

- "Don't worry, we'll deal with it with the Rejoice 2-in-1!"

- "Wow, that's amazing - the hair is gone!

- "Soft and soft, hair is gone, dandruff is more outstanding." Excellent PNG product!"

"It's so exciting! But I'm a little worried, if this show is broadcast, will the company come to our TV station to file a lawsuit?

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Luo Xuhui turned off the TV and said to Wu Gongzheng: "Judge Wu is like this, a company wants to ask that Tong Tong to make an advertisement, but his father, the pediatrician, does not agree. Mr. Lu means ......", he took out a document and handed it to Wu Gongzheng. Wu Gongzheng took a look, but it was a "civil complaint" filed by PNG (China) Company, which produces Rejoicing Shampoo, sued the TV station and Tong Keji's father and daughter for infringement, including a public apology, and the TV station and Tong's father and daughter each compensated 1 million and 500,000 yuan for economic losses.

"It's ......". "Oh, this indictment is fake, we drafted it. What Mr. Lu means is to ask my brother to mediate as a judge and force him to agree to his daughter's advertising!" "Hahahaha, I understand, you want me to be a villain first, and then you go to ......." "Mr. Lu's personality Judge Wu also knows that he will never treat his brother badly!" "Seeing the outside, seeing the outside, the brother should serve the affairs of Mr. Lu! It's just ...... See which day it is convenient, and arrange for the brothers to get to know Pingping!" "What a big business!" This is Lu Yiming's spoken language, which means that this thing is easy to do. "But there is a principle to master", Lu Yiming turned to say solemnly: "For that pediatrician, just scare and scare, don't scare him!" "This is natural, Wu Mouwei Lu is always the first to pay attention!"

Sending Wu Gongzheng away, Lu Yiming proudly said to the others: "At the beginning, you were all afraid of causing a dispute with PNG Company, and you were bent on cutting the part about Piaorou, look, today proves that I am wise, right?" Several people echoed: "Yes, yes, yes." Lu Yiming still made his signature move, leaning comfortably on the boss's chair: "If you are engaged in the media, don't be afraid of disputes, sometimes we even have to create disputes if there are no disputes, the key is that you must be able to control disputes and make good use of ...... disputes." Lu Yiming spit out a puff of cigarette and suddenly asked, "By the way, please arrange the matter of Mr. Zhang of Fei Rui Company, right?"