Chapter 1 Beauty hosts
"Please cooperate! Let's make up the clapping footage so that we can edit it in post-production. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Listen to my command: Prepare - applaud!" Tong Keji realized that the scenes of enthusiastic applause in the TV show were all "directed" by the directors of the TV program.
"Audience friends in front of the TV, guests and friends at the scene, good evening!" After ten minutes of smoking, chatting, and going to the toilet, the program continued to be recorded - the continuous popularity during the broadcast was originally spliced together by three paragraphs: "What you are watching now is the "Happy Forward" program exclusively broadcast by Jingnan Satellite TV for you, and I am the host Pingping. "The young hostess has a pure temperament, a well-proportioned figure, a charming face, and a sweet voice, and the lively and playful and youthful rhythm of the graceful girl in her demeanor complements the relaxed and pleasant entertainment style of the show. Pingping bowed deeply to the audience very gracefully, and the audience immediately erupted in enthusiastic applause - this time spontaneous applause, with the male applause being the most enthusiastic. "Okay, let's invite the third contestant tonight - Tong Tong's child!" With the host's voice, the cartoon door behind him slowly opened in a cloud of colorful smoke with the sound of "Oh Sesame Open the Door", and a little girl jumped out of the door with her little hands. She has a pink face, bright eyebrows, cherry lips and bright teeth, and she is so beautiful that she looks like a character walking down from a good doll's wall chart, which makes people feel so pitiful and confused.
"Happy Rush Forward" is a trump card program of Jingnan Satellite TV, it takes the happy moments in children's life and the happy words without ornamentation, children's words are the main content, each episode of the program has three children to participate in the competition, and the performance time of each child is divided into "happy playback", "happy manufacturing" and "happy visit" three units, and finally voted by the audience to produce the current "happy child star".
People in modern society are full of fierce competition and pressure in life, intrigue and wit in the workplace, but deep down they all yearn for childlike sincerity and spontaneity. Because "Happy Rush Forward" shows the innocent and untouched jade temperament of children, not only children love to watch it, but adults also like it very much. Coupled with the beauty of the host Pingping, "Happy Rush Forward" has become the highest-rated program on Jingnan Satellite TV every weekend night, and it has also achieved Pingping's status as the ace host of Jingnan Satellite TV. According to the questionnaire survey of "Jingnan Entertainment News", more than half of the male viewers regard Pingping as the object of their sexual affection, and the age structure sweeps from teenagers to 60-year-olds.
"Tong Tong, can you introduce yourself briefly?" Pingping handed the microphone to Tong Tong. "My name is Tong Tong, Tong is the child of children, Tong is the Tong of Hongtong, I am 4 years old this year, and I am a child from the kindergarten of Jingnan Health Bureau." After the introduction, Tong Tong handed the microphone back to Pingping - because when he was at home, he often used mops, remote controls and other things to imitate singers and hosts, so although this show did not go through special rehearsals and training in advance, and was completely played on the spot, Tong Tong's actions seemed very sophisticated and without stage fright. "Okay, let's go to the first part first-happy playback!Please look at the big screen!" Pingping held the microphone in one hand and Tong Tong's little hand in the other, and turned around to look at the big screen. The DV playing on the big screen is some interesting clips of Tong Tong's life.
One of the clips: "Wanting to Cover Up". Dad bought back the eggs, and Tong Tong had to help Dad put the eggs in the refrigerator. Dad was reading a book in the study, and suddenly heard a "pop" outside the door, and immediately, Tong Tong poked his head into the room through the crack in the door, and asked softly: "Dad, did you hear any sound?" Dad: "Well, I seem to have heard a snap." Tong Tong: "No, it's not! The sound of broken eggs is not like this!" Then he quickly turned around and took the broken eggs on the floor with a broom.
Fragment 2: "Good Friends". Tong Tong held the biscuit in one hand and the legs of the chick in the other hand and lifted it in front of him, and the chick kept flapping its wings. Dad: "Tong Tong, be careful that the chick's paws scratch your face!" Tong Tong said with a very comfortable expression on his face: "No, the chick is my good friend, and it is fanning me!"
Fragment 3: "Turning to Eat". Dad saw that Tong Tong only ate one side when he ate ice cream, and the melted ice cream water flowed into his hand, so he said, "Tong Tong, turn around and eat!" Tong Tong didn't turn the ice cream, but he turned in a circle in place, and after a while, he was dizzy, and kept saying: "Dad, how can the lights in our house move." Dad: "I asked you to turn the ice cream, who told you to turn it in circles?!"
Fragment 4: "Angry Eggs". Dad boiled eggs for Tong Tong, and the eggs hit the wall of the pot in the milk pot with a crackling sound. Tong Tong: "Dad, the egg is protesting in the pot, it's saying, let me out, let me out, let me out......"
Fragment 5: "Little Lazy". Dad tugged at Tong Tong's hands: "Tong Tong get up quickly, otherwise I will be late for kindergarten!" Tong Tong closed his eyes and said: "I have glue on my back!
After the DV was played, the audience erupted in warm applause. In the child's life, it is indeed full of joy and fun, and I believe that the guests present and the audience in front of the TV have all enjoyed the happy playback of Tong Tong. Okay, let's move on to the second link - Happy Manufacturing!" Pingping handed the microphone to Tong Tong's mouth: "Tong Tong, who are you performing with Happy Manufacturing?" Tong Tong said: "I'll perform with my father!" "Okay, let's invite Tong Tong's child's father to play!" With Pingping's right hand pointing, Tong Keji walked up to the stage steadily. He has a handsome figure and a gentle demeanor, revealing the maturity and ability of a man in his thirties. "Come, introduce yourself!" Pingping handed the microphone to Tong Keji. "My name is Tong Keji, and I am a pediatrician!" Tong Keji spoke briefly, calmly, and in a low-key and restrained voice, and handed the microphone back to Pingping after speaking. "Is it a pediatrician from Jingnan Children's Hospital?" Pingping put the microphone to Tong Keji's mouth again. "No, it's Jingnan People's Hospital." Tong Keji smelled the refreshing smell of a girl's body, and hurriedly removed his head from the microphone—from Pingping's body to be exact. "Okay, let's enjoy the fast, fun, production and manufacturing of Tong Tong and her father, Dr. Tong!"
- "Alas, dandruff again, it's really annoying!" Tong Tong put his hand through his hair and said with a frown.
- "Don't worry, we'll deal with it with the Receptive 2-in-1!" Tong Keji gestured with both hands, as if holding a Shang Fang sword.
- "Wow, that's amazing - the hair is all gone!" Tong Tong shook his head, his face showed surprise, and then said: "There is dandruff left"!
-- Tong Keji then imitated a rich voice-over: "Soft and soft, hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding." PNG quality product!"
After a brief moment of silence, the audience erupted in thunderous applause.
"It's so exciting!" Pingping smiled and bent over: "But I'm a little worried, if this show is broadcast, will the company come to our TV station to file a lawsuit? When she was just two years old, she saw an advertisement on TV and imitated it - her hair is gone. I couldn't laugh at the time, corrected her and said that the dandruff was gone, but she not only didn't change it, but said with a bad smile - all the hair, all gone!" "Okay, thank you Dr. Tong, thank you and Tong Tong for the happiness you have presented to us."
Waiting for Tong Keji to walk to the audience and take a seat, Pingping continued: "Let's enter the third link - happy interview! Tong Tong children, your performance with your father just now is really wonderful, it can be seen that you must be very happy and harmonious in your daily life, are these happy moments recorded by your mother? By the way, you came to participate in the competition today, is your mother coming?" "Mom......" Tong Tong muttered: "Mom and Dad are divorced, I have never seen Mom ......" , Tong Tong's beautiful face was immediately covered with gloomy clouds, and there were bright tears flashing in his eyes.
The situation took a turn for the worse, the atmosphere cooled down in vain, and the entertainment program reached the point where it wanted to make people cry, and Pingping, who was the owner of the trump card, was suddenly confused: "I'm sorry Tong Tong, can you forgive Auntie? It's Auntie who is not good, it reminds you of your sad past!" Obviously, Pingping has no master, and at this time she should change the topic, instead of strengthening Tong Tong's sadness.
Tong Ke quickly walked down the audience, in order not to interfere with the recording of the show, he stopped at the edge of the stage more than two meters away from Tong Tong, as he just said, "Hair - all gone" shook his head to Tong Tong and said: "Tong Tong, there is nothing (le) is not great!" This is Tong Keji's trick to teach Tong Tong to quickly get rid of negative emotions, which means to throw all the troubles behind his head! Tong Tong's attention was really diverted, she also shook her little head and said: "Hehe, it's nothing (le) - it's amazing!" She deliberately dragged out the "le" for a long time, so she quickly returned to her naughty state emotionally, and turned to Pingping with a wicked smile and said, "Auntie, it's okay if you want me to forgive you, but you have to promise me one condition!"
Pingping let out a sigh of relief and threw a grateful glance at Tong Keji: "You know how to negotiate conditions at such a young age!Hehe, okay, what conditions? Tell me about it!" "You have to promise me to be my father's girlfriend!" The audience erupted in warm applause, and occasionally there was a sharp whistle from the heckler. "Yes, I've put myself in!" Pingping made a helpless expression after the big sale: "Tong Tong, why did you become a matchmaker for so long?" Pingping re-entered the state. "I'm a matchmaker, a senior matchmaker!" "I'm also a senior matchmaker, tell me, how many girlfriends have you introduced to Dad?" "I was a matchmaker with Tiantian, and I introduced Tiantian's mother to Dad as a girlfriend......". There was a commotion in the audience. "Hey, Tong Tong, you're not right, Dad has a girlfriend and Auntie wants to be his girlfriend! I won't do it!" Pingping pretended to be angry as she pouted, clasped her elbow with one hand and shook her body. "Auntie......, don't worry! "What's going on?" "At first, we also felt that Nongfu Spring was a little ...... in suspense!" "What are you talking about?" Nongfu Spring...... A little hanging?" Pingping smiled again and bent over: "Just after ruining Piaorou, you started to spoil other people's Nongfu Spring again!" "Auntie, don't interrupt, I'm afraid that Tian Tian's mother won't agree." "And then?" "Later...... Later, Tian Tian disagreed." "Tian Tian and you are not accomplices!" "Tian Tian heard that her father was a doctor, and she was afraid of giving her injections, so she didn't agree......". "It's okay, Dad has a good idea, he will tell stories and magic at the same time, and his ass won't hurt!" "Then tell me, why do you want to find a girlfriend for your father?" At the mention of her buttocks, Pingping quickly diverted the topic to avoid the embarrassment of encountering unknowns. This is also a quality that a host should have. "Find a girlfriend to play with, cook for me, and ......." "Yes, it turns out that she wants to find a nanny who doesn't cost money!" Pingping spread her hands: "Doesn't Dad play with you, isn't the food that Dad cooks for you delicious?" Tong Tong put his mouth in front of the microphone and whispered: "Shh, I told Auntie a secret, Daddy's cooking is not not delicious, but quite undelicious!" "Then what does Dad usually cook for you?" "It's to put instant noodles and somen noodles together and cook them, put some mustard vegetables and green vegetables, and then lay an egg...... That's it!" Tong Tong scribbled with his little hands as he described. "Sounds delicious!Auntie wants to eat it!"Hmph!When you hear the name, you won't want to eat it!""Why, there is a name for this noodle?"Yes, my dad made it himself, guess what?--male, widow, woman, noodle!"Oh my God, dad is so creative, there are still -- men, widows, women......!
At the end of the show, after the audience voted, Pingping announced: The "happy child star" of this episode of "Happy Forward" is Tong Tong.
As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. It is precisely because of this episode of the "Happy Forward" program that the peaceful life of Tong Keji, a single-parent family, has set off huge waves again and again!