"Reject the mission, there is no diamond and gold information in the database at the moment, please provide a template!"

Long Lei Yan said in his heart, if I have diamonds and gold, I still use you to change it? After thinking about it, the gold and diamond can't be changed, the banknote is always in line, he took out a crumpled pink bill from his trouser pocket and asked, "Is this okay?" ”

The microwave oven emitted a red glow, and instantly scanned the hundred-dollar bill, and replied: "The template has been obtained, please provide the raw materials." ”

A stack of napkins is put in the microwave, which is the worst quality of the kind used in street stalls, wiping sweat and white dandruff on the face, and wiping the butt is easy to tear. As soon as the bell rang, Long Leiyan opened the door, and a stack of brand-new banknotes with the scent of ink was lying in the microwave.

Long Leiyan took the new banknote and slapped it a few times, his voice was crisp and moving, and he almost jumped on the roof with joy, and laughed: "This time Lao Tzu is equivalent to becoming the president of the bank, and there is no shortage of money to spend, hahaha!" Oh? This one! That's not right! ”

The texture and color of the banknote in the hand are exactly the same as the real banknote, the only difference is that a zero is added after one hundred, and it becomes a thousand yuan a piece.

"Is this a thing?"

"Upgraded as you requested, 100 to 1000."

The angry dragon Lei Yan's hands are trembling, this thing is not used except for the Qingming Festival and the Zhongyuan Festival, and it is not used at other times! Yang Tian sighed: "Old man, this year, my son will honor you and your old man!" ”

It took a long time to lose his anger, Long Leiyan was even hungrier, and the matter of upgrading the banknotes would be studied later, so it was important to fill his stomach first, so he immediately took out a bowl of white rice, put it in the microwave oven, and ordered: "Master wants to eat spicy cucumber and shark fin rice." ”

The cucumber is smooth and delicious, the shark fin is strong and springy, not to mention the microwave oven, which is as good as the cooking skills of the carnival where I ate with the old man when I was a child. A big bowl of rice is down, completely full, and the burps are all shark fin and sea cucumber flavors, this time the first one is really cool!

Long Leiyan moved the microwave oven into the bedroom as if holding the ancestral tablet, and after a while, the old Motorola v3 became the latest Vertusignature Cobra Rittal Cobra Limited Edition, and the worn-out laptop became the Apple MacBook Pro 15.4 inches.

What's more creative is that Long Leiyan drew a watch on a piece of paper, which was upgraded to a Rolex green water ghost by a microwave oven. A large number of street stall clothes for dozens of dollars have been upgraded to brand-name high-end clothing.

Holding these luxuries, Long Leiyan's waist bent down, and then he upgraded a large stack of hundred-yuan bills with a dollar change.

Famous cars and good guns are the yearning of every man, Long Dashao took out a toy plastic pistol as if he was mischievous, and upgraded the microwave oven to a commemorative version of the pure gold-handled Desert Eagle with a 50 caliber.

Playing with the golden and cheesy sand eagle in his hand, Long Lei Yan said in his heart: "Now that we are all alive, we even have pocket money, what are you playing with below?" Full of warm thoughts, he glanced at the colorful green box exposed in the corner under the bed, which was a small gift from his friend Qiao Nianqiang, do you want to upgrade her? My heart suddenly itched: "Can I upgrade her to a real human?" ”

This is the first time Long Leiyan has opened this box, the flesh-colored silicone plastic tentacles are smooth and elastic, and there are a few small pieces of cloth made of small interiors. The red glow of the microwave oven scanned it and said, "It can be upgraded, please provide a human gene template!" ”

"Don't you have human genes in your database?"

"For special reasons, humans are included in the research exclusion zone, and there is currently a vacancy in human genes!"

The gift was put into the microwave oven, and Long Leiyan endured the pain and ripped off the band-aid with blood sticking to his fingers, and the mischievous psychological attack was pasted in the small cloth.

"This upgrade will consume a lot of energy, will it be carried out?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up, what are you afraid of when it comes to power consumption, you can't wait! ”

The microwave oven was completely different from the previous ones this time, buzzing and running for seven or eight minutes, and then sent a message to Long Leiyan's mind: "The gene has been tested, and it has been found that there are many defects in this gene, is it possible to repair and upgrade the gene defects and then synthesize the body?" ”

"You even said that there is a genetic defect in the master? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu smashed you! Of course, Long Leiyan was reluctant to smash the microwave oven, and at this moment he couldn't wait to sleep and hugged it for fear of scratching a little patent leather.

"Orders cannot be carried out, I cannot self-destruct! Please determine whether to upgrade genes as soon as possible! ”

Long Lei Yan gritted his teeth, "Repair and upgrade, I want you to give me the most perfect gene!" It must be a yellow race, don't give me a golden retriever! ”

Time passed minute by minute, the microwave oven emitted bursts of bass roar, all kinds of light were bright and dark, and I don't know how long it took, Long Leiyan fell asleep, and suddenly there was a crisp sound.

The microwave oven door opened automatically, and the seven-colored light was a few points brighter than the sun, and the room was delicate, even the dust on the ground seemed to become transparent, and the cobwebs on the beams of the room also became silver, Long Leiyan couldn't open his eyes, and when the light dissipated, he finally saw a short-haired beautiful girl standing on the ground.

The skin is as white and tender as snow, the tip of the nose is like a cone, the beautiful legs are slender and slender, the eyes are like stars, the toes like spring silkworms, smooth and delicate, the neck like a swan, elegant and straight, the short hair covers the small and delicate earlobes, and the small pieces of cloth are tightly wrapped around the body, which can cover the important parts, and the girl flashes the innocent eyes like a baby, and is observing this novel world.

Long Leiyan looked down from above, only to feel that his nose was itchy, his mouth was fishy, and when he touched it with his hand, his hands were full of blood, and he shamelessly had a nosebleed. For such an innocent girl, Long Leiyan couldn't wait to slap himself, and hurriedly draped a white silk shirt on her, who would have thought that this would be counterproductive. The shirt of 185 was only above the girl's knee, and the open buttons made it even more beautiful to see the beautiful scenery inside.

Don't look at Long Da Shao, who usually has a lot of flowers on his lips, but he is a complete chick, and muttered to himself: "I'll go to bed and lie down for a while!" Kill you! After speaking, he jumped and lay on the bed: "Oops, I'm dead!" ”

After observing the situation in the house, the girl paid attention to Long Leiyan again, and saw the same creature as herself, she was like Eve seeing Adam for the first time in the Garden of Eden, everything was fresh, and her curiosity suddenly burst, and a pleasant Lori voice sounded: "Hey, who are you?" Is it my brother? Who am I? ”

Hearing the word brother, Long Leiyan's mind suddenly seemed to have a split, this girl was copied with her own genes, from a medical point of view, she was so genetically similar to herself, it must be a brother and sister relationship, thinking of this, all his thoughts burst like soap bubbles.