Chapter 280 Trouble

After saying that, I took the brown brocade that I had covered Mao Ping's body before, and used alchemy to chant spells and fly my fingers to make two sets of couple outfits for Mao Ping and King Wu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

King Wu looked at one of the sets of shorts and short sleeves in embarrassment and asked, "You can't show your arms and legs when you wear them like this?"

I didn't understand what King Wu meant, and I forgot the traditional idea of male superiority and inferiority of women in ancient times, so I replied very naturally: "It's so hot outside, how can you stand it without wearing short-sleeved shorts?"

King Wu asked again, "Do all your women wear like this now?"

I instantly understood that King Wu was hinting at me: it is immoral for women to dress like this, so I pursed my lips and said, "Yes, women wear it like this now, and some people wear less than this, you have to follow the customs." ”

King Wu knew that it didn't make sense to me, so he directly pointed to a set of long-sleeved shirts and said to Mao Ping, "Madam, you should wear those long-sleeved pants." ”

Mao Ping looked at her husband and said sweetly.

I pursed my lips disdainfully and snorted coldly: "As a woman, you must have your own ideas, self-esteem, self-reliance, and self-love, and you can't follow the crowd." ”

At this time, Mao Ping's eyes only had her husband, her face was full of happy smiles, and she didn't care about my gossip at all.

Alas, a couple who haven't seen each other for thousands of years, now you look at me, I look at you, and the honey has forgotten their subordinates, forgetting me as an outsider.

Looking at the two of them, I thought to myself: I don't want to be a light bulb here, I'll go and help them collect the contents of the coffin.

I spread the piece of brocade left over from making clothes for Mao Ping on the ground, and first took out the phoenix crown that Mao Ping wore when she slept and put it on it. The gold leaf on it was a little scattered because it was too old, so I kindly helped them sort it out, and then I packed and sorted out the dozen layers of clothes she had worn.

Suddenly, I found a beautifully carved gold scepter in Apple's coffin, and I held it in my hand, and it was very heavy, as if it were pure gold.

I picked up the golden scepter and asked Mao Ping, "Was the carving technique so exquisite in your time, and what did you put this golden scepter for in the coffin?"

The two people who were in love with each other were disturbed by me, and King Wu said angrily; Take it if you want, why do you ask so much?"

King Wu misinterpreted what I meant, which made me very unhappy, and I explained, "I just asked, I didn't want anything from you." ”

Mao Ping helped King Wu beside me and said, "No need to ask, these things are of little use to us, you can take them all away." ”

"Snort, kindness should be regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, since you don't want it, I want it, sooner or later you will regret it. "I was angry, and with a wave of my hand, I looted the jade, gold, bronze, pottery, and everything else in the coffins of King Wu and Mao Ping.

King Wu and Mao Ping were stunned to see that the things in their coffin disappeared in an instant, and realized that they had met the fairy today, the two of them knelt down hand in hand, and King Wu said: "Just now I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, and I offended the goddess when I spoke, and I ask the goddess to forgive me." ”

I reached out and pulled them up, handed King Wu a bank card and said;" Forgive me, Haihan, don't say it again in the future, I took so much of your gold, silver and jade as your reparation. I have some money here, you can use it first, and when you go out, you will have to find a way to make money and eat by yourself. ”

"Is this money?" King Wu asked suspiciously.

King Wu's questioning made me suddenly realize that if the people they had slept with for thousands of years went out like this, they didn't even have the most basic common sense of life, how should they live.

I had to take back my bank card and tell them, "Wake up your subordinates first, let's discuss your future life, you are now out of touch with the outside world, and if you go out so rashly, you will probably be treated as a monster." ”

My words made King Wu fall into deep thought.

He didn't react for a while.

Mao Ping was anxious and tugged hard at his sleeve.

King Wu came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly ran to the coffins and called his subordinates one by one. There were more than a dozen coffins, and only five or six of them were successfully woken up. Some of the rest of the people died, and some turned into zombies and jumped up and attacked King Wu.

King Wu took the five or six subordinates to dodge in a hurry, and a short subordinate couldn't dodge and was caught up by the zombies, so he heard a "click", and the powerful zombies broke his neck at once.

The subordinates who had been sleeping for thousands of years and had not died died at the hands of their colleagues all of a sudden, which made King Wu's heart ache. He picked up a large knife next to the coffin, and a tiger went down the mountain and slashed at it.

Although the zombie was slow, his body had mutated and become invulnerable.

King Wu stabbed down, and the zombie didn't even leave a brand, which made King Wu feel horrified, and pulled the delicate Mao Ping back again and again.

Apple was so frightened by the zombies that her legs went limp and she couldn't walk at all. When I saw that I was about to be chased by the zombies, my head rushed up, and a thorn spell was thrown at the zombies. The zombie struggled to escape. I hurriedly shouted at King Wu: "Hurry up and cut off his head, his weakness is on his neck." ”

In times of crisis, the potential of people is endless, and Wu Wangfei stepped forward to cut off the zombie's head like a watermelon. The headless zombie struggled with its hands and feet and ran forward two steps, finally deflated and collapsed to the ground.

I was worried that the zombie would turn into a headless zombie in the future and come out to do evil, so I threw a ball of three-flavor real fire at the zombie to be safe, and I was relieved to see the zombie instantly turn into a cloud of ash and disappear into the air.

At this time, one of King Wu's subordinates pointed to the corpse that had turned into an ice sculpture and said to King Wu: "King, come and see, this person is not our colleague, and I don't know when he got into our coffin." ”

King Wu had just been frightened by the zombies, and now he found that he had mixed with outsiders in his team, and he asked in horror, "Is that person alive or dead?"

The subordinate was very unconfident and said, "It's all turned into ice, it should be dead, right?"

King Wu was not happy when he heard this, he scolded the subordinate and said: "Don't be, we can come back to life after lying in the coffin for so many years, you quickly knock off the ice on his body and see if he is still angry." ”

The subordinate found a sharp short sword in the coffin, and slashed at it regardless of the life or death of the man in the ice. Before the short sword approached the ice sculpture, the person inside suddenly opened his eyes and stared at the subordinate in a daze, so frightened that the short sword in his hand fell to the ground with a thud.