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Chapter 624: The Legend of Gods and Ghosts

The fat man rode on the car, and really didn't pay attention to the hidden people in the ditch, and when he noticed that there was a situation, it was too late to brake, so he flew into the air, and then made a thud, landed on the road, and lay there motionless.

Two black shadows sprang out of the ditch and headed straight for the bicycle on the side of the road, obviously, they were running for money.

The flashlight was on, but the bike was empty. The two of them hummed, followed the same way back, and finally found a corner of the sack exposed under the fat man.

"Here, this dead fat man didn't fall to his death, and he was reluctant to pay for it. One of the dark shadows said angrily, as if complaining that the fat man should not ask for money and die.

"What's wrong with this fat man, do you want to-" The other man was thinner, apparently a helper.

"Thrown into the ditch and left to fend for ourselves, we just want money. ”

So the two of them pulled one of the fat man's legs and dragged him into the ditch, and the little man cursed vigorously in his mouth: "This dead fat man is really heavy enough, if you die, you can exhaust the coffin bearer to death-

"It's your business, if you are a filial son and a virtuous grandson, you will still be successful. A simple voice suddenly floated from the ground, frightening the two of them to quickly let go.

With a bang, the flashlight fell to the ground, and it was extinguished at once, and it was dark in all directions, and then, a gloomy voice came from the ground: "You two seek money and kill people, and I will not let you go if I am a fat man——"

Vaguely, I saw the fat man standing upright, then his arms stretched out, his legs jumped and jumped, and he rushed to the two people opposite.

"Corpse—" The little man screamed, and ran away, but suddenly he stumbled over a big heel, and when he touched it with his hand, the ground was bare, and there was nothing, and he got up and ran again. After running a few steps, he tripped over another big horse. Even the fall was frightened, and he fainted to death.

The other one was also trembling, but he was a little bolder than his companion, and instead of running away immediately, he picked up the stick in his hand and threw it at the zombie fat man.

The zombie fat man raised his hand, clicked, and the stick was broken in two, the man originally believed in five points, but now he completely believed it, turned around and ran, looking at the slippery avenue, but suddenly turned around, and this guy rushed directly into the ditch.

This fall is not light, the most important thing is to be scared half to death, trembling and just about to get up, I saw that the zombie fat man had jumped over, and the two hands fell, choking his neck, this guy also screamed and fainted.

"It turned out to be two cowards, and they came out to rob like this, phew, shame. The fat man put his hand down and muttered. Just now, it was just that he was joking with these two robbers, remembering the horror movies he had watched before, so he made a temporary cameo appearance as a zombie, but he didn't expect to scare these two guys.

The fat man picked up the money bag, and then picked up two more furry bags from the middle of the road. It was really suspenseful just now, if it were an ordinary person, it was estimated that he would have to fall half to death at this time, at least a severe concussion.

Fortunately, the fat man reacted quickly enough, and suddenly made a lot of things out and put them under his body, except for the wool pocket, the sack containing the money was used in a hurry.

As a result, except for the fact that when he landed, his palm was scratched with some skin, and there was no major problem on his body. Just lie there and pretend to be dead to see what the two guys have in mind.

When the two robbers were about to drag him to the ditch, the fat man's childlike heart suddenly rose, and this was the scene of pretending to be a zombie.

Lifting the bicycle up, the fat man was immediately annoyed: "Damn, this is the car I borrowed, but you were asked to scrap it and pay for it!"

The bicycle in my hand almost fell apart: the handlebars were lost, the wheels were deformed, and the connection between the girders and the front face was also broken and welded, basically without any salvage value, and became a pile of scrap metal.

The fat man carried one in one hand, stacked the two of them in the middle of the road, and then slapped them one by one, and after a few snaps, he woke up the two people.

"Hell—" The little man's mournful howl sounded again.

The fat man gave him two more feet: "What's the howl, if I were a ghost, I would have skinned you and drunk your blood by now." ”

The two people gradually came back to their senses, and when they heard the fat man speak, it was normal, and his movements were like people, and they suddenly became a little bolder, got up from the ground, and then shouted: "No matter if you are a human or a ghost today, I can't spare you!"

"Still bragging, I can knock you down with one hand, believe it or not?" The fat man didn't tie them up just now, so he naturally didn't worry that they would be able to escape from his own palm.

Of course, the two people didn't believe it, and rushed up with punches and kicks, and the fat man really used one hand to punch this and push that palm. His eyes could see clearly, and the strength of his hands was full, and the two guys got up and then lay down, and got up again, and finally they couldn't get up from the ground.

"You two belong to Dawangzhuang, right?" the fat man squatted in front of them, lit a cigarette, and the red fire was bright and dark in the night sky.

Since these two people are running for money, they must be from Dawangzhuang, because the fat man carried the sack on the way to Dawangzhuang, even if someone saw it, they didn't know that it was RMB.

The little man resigned himself to his fate, he couldn't fight, he couldn't run away, so he said: "I am from Dawangzhuang, Wang Tieqiang's younger brother Wang Tiegang, this is my brother-in-law, and I happened to come to my brother's house today." ”

"You brother-in-law!" The fat man kicked the other man again: "If you want to make money, 30,000 yuan is worth your life, just wait to squat on the fence!"

When the matter came to light, the fat man decided to send the two robbers to the commune, so he took half a stick from the ground and told them to carry the bicycles that were about to fall apart, and walked to the commune together.

"I still want to go home and cuddle my daughter-in-law to sleep, all the good things are for you to mess up!" The fat man became more and more angry the more he talked, and from time to time he gave the two of them a few sticks, but they were all cut on the buttocks.

On the way, the brother-in-law tried to escape, but before he could run ten steps, he was put down by the fat man; Wang Tiegang was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

"If I run again, I'll break your legs and carry you for a few miles!" The fat man didn't know if it was true or not, but he was so scared that the two didn't dare to run anymore.

In this way, I walked all the way to the commune, went straight to the government, and at night there were comrades from the armed forces department on duty, opened the door, and took a look through the door light: "What happened to the car accident?" It turned out that the two brothers in front of them were still carrying bicycles.

"Xiaoge, it's me!" The fat man had more contact with the people from the Armed Forces Department and recognized each other. At that time, there were no police stations in the countryside, and the Armed Forces Department was in charge of public security.

"Huang-fatty, what's going on?" Xiaoge forgot the fat man's name for a while.

"I was riding my bicycle back to the village, and these two guys blocked the road and robbed me. The fat man gave the general idea of the situation.

Xiao Ge looked at the three of them, and said in his heart: "Who robbed whom?" It turned out that the two robbers were more embarrassed than the fat man.

The roadblock robbery is also a serious case, Xiaoge didn't dare to slack off, led the two people into the house, buckled them up with handcuffs, and wondered in his heart: These two robbers have something wrong with their brains, why don't they know how to run?

Soon, the whole commune compound was alarmed, and the old man who watched the house ran out and called the Minister of Armed Forces, and tried the case overnight. The facts of the case soon came to light. The fat man signed the transcript, and then asked, "What about that bicycle, or did I borrow it from Wang Jiafu of Dawangzhuang?"

"Call them both to make amends. "The Minister of Armed Forces arranged for someone to take care of the two robbers, and they will be sent to the Public Security Bureau early tomorrow morning.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Then which of you has a bicycle, borrow one from me and go back first, and then send it tomorrow?"

Everyone shook their heads together: "I'm afraid to lend it to you for fear of scrapping it again!"

"Fatty, I've been able to sleep here for the night, and it's past nine o'clock now. "The Minister of Armed Forces spoke out to save it.

"Forget it, I'd better go to sleep where the little baby lives. The fat man muttered, and then went out of the commune. He didn't plan to go to Erfeizi and them at all, so he simply ran forward, anyway, it was not more than twenty miles, at his speed, that is, more than a point.

Running back to the backer in one breath is actually equivalent to running 10,000 meters, which is easy and enjoyable for the current fat people.

When I came to the door of my house, the ugly ugly inside was the first to notice, whined twice, and then went to scratch the door, and soon, the big pigtail came out of the house, and I looked at it by the light, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Big brother, you're back." ”

When the door was opened, the ugly ugly jumped and jumped around the fat man, and when the stupid few of them heard the movement, they also came out of the barn and hugged the fat man.

One by one, they were given a big pear, and the fat man pulled the big pigtails into the house. Soon, several high-pitched voices rang out: "Uncle Fat is back, open dinner-"

Looking at these chirping parrots, the fat man patted his belly: "Don't say it, I'm really hungry." ”

First went to the east room and wandered around, and the fat old man and Qiqi both lay down. Qiqi and Ye Zi were lying on the quilt, with their chin on the pillow, looking at the fat man and grinning: "Fat uncle, what delicious food have you brought back." ”

The fat man jumped on their brains one by one: "Just have a heart-eating eye, and wait for tomorrow." "When I got to the fat old man, I almost didn't play it. Fortunately, the fat old man glared, and then he bypassed him and touched Burigood's brain.

After a while, the big pigtail heated the meal, and the fat man turned off the light in the house, and then went back to the west room to eat. After tossing for so long, the fat man was really hungry, gobbling up rice.

The big pigtail looked at him with a smile: "Big brother, eat slowly, no one will rob you." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard movement on the window pane, and the two of them looked up, only to see that the fat bear's head was swaying there, and he was still smacking his mouth.

"Why are they all eating stubble-hehe, I also smell like this, this is the door style. The fat man had no choice but to put it in and give it some food.

"Big brother, what's wrong with your hands!" The big braid suddenly found that the fat man's palm was scratched.

"It's nothing, I ran into two thieves on the road. The fat man ate half of the rice, picked up the plate, poured the remaining little vegetable soup into his mouth, and then patted his belly: "It's still comfortable at home!"

The big braid asked while scrubbing his wounds, and heard the thrilling scene of the overturned, although he knew that the fat man was sitting in front of him well, he didn't feel the color change, and then snuggled in the fat man's arms.

The fat man gently stroked her hair, and muttered, "Only when I get home, my heart is the most steady——"