Chapter Fifty-Eight: There are a lot of men with eyebrows
No wonder when I entered the door, I smelled the smell of stewed meat in the yard, and the little girl really knew how to leave chicken soup for herself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoLong Dashao is in a good mood, what could be more comfortable than returning home and drinking a bowl of soup made by a beautiful woman's hand-made soup?
"Brother, wait for me to serve you chicken soup!" The little girl turned around and went to the kitchen, she was still wearing that large shirt, and her white clothes fluttered barefoot like a Limbo fairy.
Long Dashao plugged in the power of the microwave oven, told it to charge, and instructed: "Take it easy, don't burn yourself like you did in the morning! Your current virtue is enough to see, it is no different from rags!"
The little girl walked in cautiously with a large white porcelain bowl, and gently put the bowl on the bedside table: "Brother, be careful, it's very hot!"
Long Leiyan saw that this soup looked really good, there were a few slices of green onions floating on top of the milky white soup, the aroma was tangy, and the taste must be good. After a tired day and almost no food, Long Dashao was already hungry, so without saying a word, he picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful to blow hot air and drank it.
This taste, not salty, not light, fragrant and delicious, I didn't expect the little girl to make soup for the first time to have this level, is it the reason for the most perfect gene? It's just a little weird stuff in the soup, it seems to be cotton wool or maybe chicken fiber, but fortunately it doesn't affect the taste.
Long Dashao drank the soup and suddenly remembered, where did the chicken come from? Could it be that it was conjured out of thin air? Long Leiyan asked, "There are no chickens at home! Where did you get the chicken?"
The baby bent down to pick up a wrist-thick rafter and said proudly: "I learned hunting from the Internet, and that chicken is the game I caught!
"Mao, hunting, game, "The dragon is less than one head and two big, can you catch game in the city?
The little girl ran outside to get back a handful of colorful chicken feathers, and shook it in front of Long Leiyan, her beautiful eyes were full of showing off: "Brother, you see that I didn't lie to you! I found it as soon as I got out of the yard, and then I killed it with a stick! Later, I also found a yellow dog, but I thought that a chicken was enough for the two of us to eat, so I let it go, brother, I will beat that dog tomorrow, and we will eat dog meat at night!"
Long Dashao looked at the familiar colorful feathers and sweat down, the black flowers of Aunt Wu's house! Think about her broken mouth, Long Leiyan was careful and her liver trembled, don't let her know that I ate it, otherwise don't want to live in peace this year!
"Brother's chicken is so fat and big, I only use half of the soup, and I still have half left to make shredded chicken noodles for you to eat tomorrow morning! Is my brother's chicken soup delicious?" The little girl was like a child who had scored 100 points in the exam, waiting for the adults to praise her, with a look of anticipation on her face.
Long Leiyan had already drunk most of the bowl of chicken soup, and felt that his whole body was hot and sweaty, so he said: "Baby's skills are good, very delicious, where did you learn to make soup?"
The corners of the little girl's mouth curled, twisted her waist, and said a little shyly: "I learned it on the Internet, the soup is filled with peppercorns, ginger, fine salt, and finally chopped green onions, and the Internet says that there will be a star anise!"
Speaking of this, the little girl lowered her head, stirred the corner of her shirt with her fingers, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't find change, so I put a piece, my brother won't blame me for spending money indiscriminately, right?"
Long Da Shao took the soup bowl, shook it for a moment, and muttered to himself: "Octagonal, a piece?" Suddenly thinking about the relationship between them, Long Leiyan quickly ran to the side of the sewer in the courtyard and vomited. His sister's, what she drank just now turned out to be pulp, no wonder it felt like cotton wool.
"Brother, are you swollen?" The little girl stood behind Long Leiyan obediently and patted him on the back.
It took Long Dashao a long time to spit out the chicken soup, his face was green, he waved his hand at the little girl, and said, "You didn't drink the chicken soup, did you?"
"No, I have to wait for my brother to drink first, and I will drink the rest of my brother's drink, I'm a child, I want to learn Kong Rong to make pears, and my brother has to work hard to make money!"
"You're so good!" Long Da Shao hung his head, completely speechless. The microwave is charging, so I don't have to worry about such a trivial thing as cooking! Fortunately, there is still half a chicken left, and there are chili peppers at home, so I can fry a spicy chicken nugget and stuff a pot of white rice, and dinner will be over.
Long Dashao just wanted to go to the kitchen, and there was a fierce quarrel from Aunt Wu's house on the other side of the wall.
"Your bastard son, asked me to watch the store for him, and said that he would come back and close the store in the evening, but he still hasn't been seen, so angry that I closed the store and came back. Aunt Wu's voice was so shocking across the wall: "Has the black flower been found?"
"Okay, don't chatter, he's such a big person, he's a three-minute older, and I'm not very good at talking about him! Heihua is still gone, maybe I'll run to the other side of the Houhe! When the dog comes back, I'll tell him to find it!" Li Lei's father, Uncle Li, spoke weakly, obviously tracheitis.
Aunt Wu completely exploded when she heard this, her voice raised an octave, and scolded: "Your precious son, get out of here, and still expect him to find black flowers? When he comes back, it's dawn, you don't know, how mixed up this bastard is, six years old took Ma Ying's hemorrhoids plug as chocolate, eight years old used the negative Yanjie rinser as a trumpet, ten years old picked up the fresh-keeping set in the garbage bin as a balloon to play, when he was older and mixed with society, he never did anything good in his life!"
Long Leiyan happened to hear this, and he burst out laughing on the spot, he didn't expect Li Lei to have such a glorious history. I hate that I wasn't born a few years early, otherwise I must have witnessed his demeanor with my own eyes.
Late at night, the noisy city was quiet, and a light rain was pouring from the sky, dispelling the stuffiness and bringing a little coolness. Long Dashao, who was full of food and drink, was worried, it was time to sleep, but how to sleep this night?
There is only one bed left at home, and I gave it to the baby last night, and I made do with it from the single sofa for a night, do I still have to sleep on the sofa today? I have studied with island action movies for many years, and I have rich theoretical experience, but I have never had the opportunity to put it into action, do you practice it today?
Looking at the baby's delicate face, the skin can be broken by blowing, the white shirt is undulating under the mountains, and a mountain peak is gradually rising on Long Dashao's pants.
The little girl came over, her freshly washed hair was wet and draped over her shoulders, she gently pulled Long Leiyan's hand and shook it, her voice was as soft as water, as if whispering in her ear, "Brother, are you tired?
Long Dashao felt that there was a burst of heat in his nostrils, and he was about to have a nosebleed again!
Suddenly, the sound of the microwave oven sounded: "Warning! Warning! All kinds of hormones are exceeded, please control your emotions!"
Long Dashao was taken aback, even if he practiced it, he couldn't do it in front of the microwave, although it was not a human being, after all, this kind of thing was very private, and it was too embarrassing to have a talking person present to observe.
There was also a power cord in the kitchen, so Long Leiyan picked up the microwave oven and walked out.
The microwave oven said nonchalantly, "Do ......the subjects want to mate?"
This thing actually wanted to be watched, and the angry Long Lei Yan almost threw it, and scolded in his heart: "I haven't seen it!
The microwave oven was placed in the kitchen, and Long Dashao was afraid that it would use infrared holographic peeping, so he adjusted the map to a range of five meters, and the distance between the kitchen and the bedroom was nearly ten meters, so there was no need to worry about it at all.
In the dark night, there are countless secrets hidden, outside the courtyard of Long Lei Yan's house, several black shadows braved the rain and slowly approached the wooden door.
Somebody said, "Boss, this is it! Shall we do it?"
A deep voice sounded: "Don't, it's too early, wait until they're all asleep before you do it!"
After setting up the microwave oven, Long Dashao hurriedly ran into the bedroom, and saw that the baby was lying on the sofa like a kitten and was drowsy, the white shirt slipped to the waist, and the snow-white long legs were presented in front of him like ivory, the pink buttocks were like freshly peeled eggs, and the narrow pieces of cloth were tightly sunken. The small waist is full of hand, exuding a youthful atmosphere.
Long Dashao only felt that the palms of his hands were itchy and uncomfortable, and the two hands rubbed each other back and forth, but he didn't know how to start, and he was anxious, after all, he was a novice on the road, and nervousness was inevitable.
The girl in front of her is like a flower that can be picked by others, Long Dashao slowly bent down, close to the delicate body, and compared his two hands back and forth, but he didn't know where to start first. Lack of clinical experience in the internship stage!
Suddenly, the baby opened his eyes and asked lazily, "Brother, what are you going to do?"
Long Leiyan was startled, stood up suddenly, coughed embarrassedly, and said, "baby, don't call me brother in the future, okay?"
The little girl was puzzled and said, "Brother doesn't want a baby?"
"No! No!" Long Leiyan waved his hand again and again, and said, "We are actually not brothers and sisters, shall we change our names in the future?"
baby nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, brother will be my boyfriend in the future? I see that girls on the Internet have to have boyfriends, baby wants my brother to be a boyfriend!"
If you want to doze off, someone will send a pillow, Long Dashao seems to be the wolf grandmother who seduced Little Red Riding Hood: "It's okay to be your boyfriend, but you need to make a game first, let's make a game together, okay?"
"Okay, baby's favorite game is the most! I learned the self-defense technique from the Internet today, I'll show you first, okay?"
Without waiting for Long Leiyan to agree, the baby grabbed one of his hands and flipped his wrist, and threw Long Dashao on the bed with a back fall.
Long Dashao lay on the big bed with his back facing the sky, sighed, let's sleep, this game is too violent!
"Brother, the one just now is called a wrist turn, and I'll give you another waist and back fall, okay?"
Long Dashao coughed violently, and said weakly: "Don't be, I don't want to live without being able to take care of myself for the rest of my life!"
"Brother, don't you want to make games, you can't be my boyfriend if you don't make games......"
There was a dog barking outside the yard, Long Dashao put his head covered with a towel, sleep, I'm tired for a day, wait for the microwave oven to be fully charged another day, I must ask it to upgrade my genes, little girl...... One sheep, two sheep......
The dog barked fiercely, several people in the alley, stacked a ladder, the thinnest one was just about to go up, suddenly the deep voice sounded again: "No, don't do it today, tomorrow you will move around here in batches, touch the bottom of his house, we have to have a target!"
Late at night, the raindrops hit the tiles crisply and beautifully, and the whole city fell asleep. A strong wind in the distant sky dispersed the thick dark clouds, revealing seven or eight stars. The night sky was still as deep as ever, but where the pillar of light shone last night, there was a crack, and this crack gradually grew like the bark of a tree that had been blown by the sun, and countless small black vortices appeared there, and a strange fluctuation spread outward like ripples.
On the eastern outskirts of Jiangcheng City, in a spacious courtyard, several patrols patrol outside the courtyard walls. The buildings inside the courtyard wall are staggered and rows of heights, and this is a certain military station, and the Quantum Physics Laboratory of Polytechnic University has temporarily moved here.
The lights in a gray bungalow were bright, Zhou Ruoxi was wearing a white coat and sat in front of the computer with her hands and fell into deep thought, the pink begonia petals, the quiet and elegant little courtyard, the boy who was a little bit cute and hateful, appeared in her mind in turn like a marquee.
Luo Juntao's voice sounded in the distance: "Ruoxi, look at the cosmic fluctuations tonight are a little different!"
Zhou Ruoxi hurriedly walked over and asked, "Why is Senior Brother different?"
"You look at today's wavelengths, you look at historical wavelengths, compare them!"
Zhou Ruoxi shook his head and said: "Senior brother, although this situation is rare, it is also within the normal range, we just need to make a record, there is no need to make a fuss! Tomorrow is the memorial service of the mentor, I feel uncomfortable, go and rest first!"
Luo Juntao watched the beautiful figure disappear from front of his eyes, and sighed in his heart, Didn't I want to distract you from it! I haven't seen you laugh once since the explosion!
There were suddenly several abnormal fluctuations on the cosmic wave monitor, and Luo Juntao automatically filtered it and didn't pay attention to it at all.
This situation has been monitored by hundreds of laboratories around the world at the same time, but they all treat it as normal and ignore it!
It was dawn, Long Leiyan was woken up by the baby, and the little girl twisted her waist and shouted: "Brother baby wants to have breakfast!"
Long Leiyan sighed, turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, but suddenly felt a lump of softness on his waist, so frightened that he hurriedly turned over, and found that the baby was sitting on him, it seems that the little girl is going to ride a big horse again.
This turned over, the little girl happened to sit on Long Dashao's waist, the posture was extremely ambiguous, and the little girl suddenly sighed: "What killed me!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and touched it down, so frightened that Long Dashao was about to jump up.
"Huh! This seems to be, I seem to have seen it somewhere!" baby held something in his hand, and Long Leiyan was embarrassed and didn't dare to move.
"This thing is big at one end and small at the other, round and long, hard and hard, by the way, I saw it on the Internet, it's called a microphone!"
This is Long Dashao's trophy again, the microphone of Han Keer, an intern reporter of Jiangcheng TV, was placed in his pants pocket at the time, Long Leiyan slept without taking off his clothes last night, and happened to be found out by the baby. Scared him into a cold sweat, he thought that the little girl had found something else!
Long Dashao hurriedly pushed the baby away, and got up with a bone: "I'll buy you breakfast!" After speaking, he ran away.
It rained all night last night, and it hasn't stopped until now, and the morning is very cool, and the T-street is starting to get busy, and the shops are opening with their roller shutters open.
Li Lei sat bored in the convenience supermarket, humming a ballad adapted by himself: "Little sister paper, carry that small bag to the clock, I'm not afraid of AIDS, I'm not afraid of Na Lin and Mei, I'm just afraid that Mr. will scold me for being lazy, no tip....."
Suddenly, he felt as if there was someone in front of him, and when he looked up, he found Long Lei Yan standing in front of him, so frightened that he almost jumped up, and said with a flattering smile on his face: "Long, Minister Long, why do you have time to visit the shop today? If you want anything, you can call, and I will ask someone to send it to you!"
A shopping basket full of milk bread paused on the cash register, and Long Leiyan had a heartless smile on his face: "The song is good, don't say it, your voice is quite unique, the rhyme is very wide, you should develop it well!
Li Lei nodded and said: "See laugh, see laugh, instrumental music is a bit difficult, I don't know how to play an instrument!"
"I heard you don't know how to blow a trumpet?"
Li Lei scratched his hair inexplicably: "Listen, who did you listen to?"
Long Lei Yan couldn't help laughing, his stomach was about to cramp, patted the shopping basket, and said, "Checkout!"
Li Lei hurriedly pushed the shopping basket outward and said, "My own family, what kind of account to settle is mine!"
At the stall where the two were talking, another person came in from outside the store. Long Lei Yan happened to see him when he turned around. This is a lion-like man, in his forties, one meter eight meters tall, walking in a tiger's style, with long hair slightly curly and casually draped on his head, a square face, a wide mouth, big ears, deep eyes, a high nose bridge, a centipede-like scar from his eyebrows to his chin, it seems that this person is very fierce.
He didn't pay attention to the bucktooth dog when he entered the door, just nodded at Long Lei Yan and said hello, walked straight to the wine counter, raised his hand and took a bottle of 'Jiangcheng Lao Baigan' turned around and came to the cash register, and put down a ten-yuan ticket.
'Jiangcheng Lao Baigan' is the cheapest high-altitude liquor, and the retail price is six yuan, and the bucktooth dog turned on the radio and found four yuan.
Just when he was looking for money, the lion-like man unscrewed the mouth of the wine bottle, and when he looked up, he only heard a few knocks, and he was stuffy like drinking white water!
A pound of 72-degree liquor, a sip of stuffy, how much alcohol does this take? Drink a big glass of white water to burp, this person has a pound of liquor down as if no one is fine, not even a burp, standing there waiting for the bucktooth dog to make change.
Long Leiyan took a loaf of bread and a packet of milk from the basket, turned around and took a ham sausage from the shelf, patted him on the shoulder and put it in his hand, and then made a chest patting motion, meaning count mine!
The man grinned at Long Lei Yan, picked up the change that Li Lei was looking for, and went out, his steps as firm and calm as when he came.
ps: It's two in one again, two chapters in one! Wrote overnight, if you have the spirit at night, try to write another chapter! Thank you for your support, by the way, ask for tickets and collections!