The three of them were standing in the square outside, and at this moment, it was not yet nine o'clock in the evening, and the aunts in the square were singing and dancing.

The brainwashing singing that enveloped the audience came from the loudspeaker on the stereo, the bamboo pole, standing in the corner of the square, pointing to the sky with both hands, roaring: "I have decided, I want to go to the imperial capital, even if it is difficult, I have to chase my dreams, this is my youth, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life." ”

The octopus seemed to be ignited with passion, hugged the bamboo pole excitedly, and said: "Brother, I support you, we are so young, we can't be messy for a lifetime." ”

The bamboo pole was also excited: "Good brother, wait for me to soar." ”

"Well, let's go make your drone toy, I'll wait for you to develop, Wu Lan, I'll introduce her to a boyfriend, don't worry." Octopus said very seriously.

"Haha. After listening to this, Han Xiao laughed and said.

"Your sister's. The bamboo pole kicked at the octopus, and the octopus had already prepared, and its huge body turned flexibly and dodged.

"Could it be that you went to the imperial capital, thousands of miles away, you still want to harm Wu Lan, besides, you have all broken up, as a friend, I think I can help with this." The octopus continued to sprinkle salt on the wound of the bamboo pole.

Han Xiao knew that the octopus would not let go of such a good opportunity, and sure enough, it became more and more ruthless.

"Octopus, you wait, see that I don't tell Yu Xue about your six-year-old peeping on the bath of the aunt next door. Bamboo pole sneered.

"Cut, it's you who is a voyeur, Yu Xue won't believe it. The octopus said indifferently.

The bamboo pole shrugged his shoulders and did not speak, sneering disdainfully.

Han Xiao coughed, reminded the octopus, and said, "Octopus, the bamboo pole will PS." ”

The octopus was stunned, I rely on it, with the character of the bamboo pole, it is very likely to do this.

"Ahem. That, I'll help you watch Wu Lan, you can go with confidence, remember to call more, good brother. The octopus immediately confessed, licked his face, and set it closely.

The bamboo pole is too lazy to pay attention to the octopus, when it comes to Wu Lan, he is a little sad again, on one side is a dream, on the other side is a girlfriend, how to choose?

Han Xiao persuaded: "Now that I have QQ, I can video every day, what are you afraid of." ”

Zhu Pole said dejectedly: "You know Wu Lan's character, she is actually a very rational person, she told me that falling in love thousands of miles apart is no different from her alone, she can't accept it." ”

"Didn't she be fooled by you to marry you at a glance, and you continued to play your eloquence, fooling. Octopus chimed in.

Han Xiao was stunned for a moment, looking at the octopus, are you really stupid, or are you fake stupid, the bamboo pole also looked at the octopus with disdain, and was too lazy to take care of him.

"What's the matter, why are you looking at me like that?" the octopus scratched its head.

"Are you funny, it's the twenty-first century, you really think it's ancient hundreds of years ago, and I married you at a glance, and your IQ needs to be recharged. Han Xiao directly spoke sarcastically.

The octopus was a little embarrassed and turned his head, not wanting to speak again. The low level of emotional intelligence takes time to improve, of course, some people can't improve it in a lifetime, and no one knows whether the octopus is or not.

Looking at the expressions of the two, Han Xiao said helplessly: "What do you think, in fact, to solve your problem with bamboo poles, it's very simple, you tell me first, why are you going to the Longteng Military Industry in the imperial capital?"

"How to solve it?" the bamboo pole seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and the octopus followed suit.

"Tell me first, what are you doing there?" Han Xiao asked.

"You've seen the drone I transformed, I sold it, I sold it for 100,000, so, I think I'm very talented in this area, and since I have money, then I'm going to pursue my dream. Bamboo pole said.

"Yes, 100,000, it's very promising to do this. Han Xiao patted the bamboo pole on the shoulder and praised. Bamboo poles can be sold for money like this, it seems that bamboo poles are really talented, if in the future, they can be made like DJI drones, it will be a little dick.

The bamboo pole looked at Han Xiao with disdain, and said, "What I want to do is not this, my dream is to build a spaceship, and drones are too simple for me." ”

Han Xiao almost squirted him to death with a mouthful of salt soda, staring at the bamboo pole, simple?

"The drone, I transformed it in a week, isn't it simple?" said the bamboo pole as a matter of course.

Han Xiao turned his head and looked at the octopus, who nodded slightly, indicating that this was the truth.

It seemed that it was the first time he had seen a bamboo pole, Han Xiao stared at the bamboo pole for five seconds, but at this time, the bamboo pole was immersed in his own world, as if he had not heard of it.

After half a ring, Han Xiao said: "Although I can't let you have a student status at Nanzhong University, I have a way to let you go to Nanzhong University to listen to classes." ”

The bamboo pole was stunned for a moment, and said in ecstasy: "Nanzhong University?

Han Xiao smiled and nodded.

"Ahhh The bamboo pole jumped up suddenly, roared wildly, and hugged Han Xiao, the surprise was beyond words. Compared with the Department of Mechanical Engineering of Nanzhong University, who would go to Longteng Military Industry as an apprentice, Nanzhong University, the world's top school, the professors of the Department of Mechanical Engineering, are all world-famous experts and become their students, for the bamboo pole who is interested in going to this road, this is almost a road to heaven.

The willows and flowers are bright and another village, and now the bamboo pole just wants to look up to the sky and laugh.

"Okay, that's all I can help, you don't have a school status, the key depends on how well you learn. Han Xiao reminded that since the bamboo pole is talented and interested, don't waste your talent.

"Lao Xiao, thank you, I will not let you down. The bamboo pole put his feet together, assuring, there was almost no military posture.

"Let's take the college entrance examination first, if you can't even pass the C City Polytechnic exam, then you should go to the imperial capital. Han Xiao waved his hand and changed the subject.

"Haha, yes, I see that your C City Institute of Technology is also hanging. "The octopus is also happy for the bamboo pole, but it does not forget to continue to fight.

"Fuck your shit, do you dare to bet?" The bamboo pole stared at the octopus, his momentum surged, Han Xiao solved his dilemma, he felt that his brilliant life was coming, career and love were not wrong, it was so beautiful, it was so amazing, even the square dance brainwashing song that was a little disturbing had become a natural sound, and the world was too good for him.

"Who's going to bet on you. "The octopus replied angrily, C City Polytechnic, the admission score is less than three hundred, even if you don't have enough scores, you can still study, this is a university that you can go to as long as you pay tuition, which is also the reason why Bamboo Pole doesn't want to go, it's too low.

"Drink and go. The bamboo pole roared, one hand on Han Xiao's body, the other hand on the octopus, the three of them hooked their shoulders and continued to find a place to drink.

The octopus struggled to break free of the bamboo pole's arm, but the bamboo pole did not give in, the octopus felt that the world was gray, the bamboo pole was about to embark on the rhythm of life, and he, there was no need to worry about the exam, but Yu Xue was quite far away, it turned out that he was not the hero, and the world was not so good to him.

"Octopus, I think you should go directly to Yu Xue to confess, look at you, your figure has also lost a few pounds, although you don't look as good as me and Lao Xiao Shuai, but it's not bad, and your grades are even more top-notch scholars, you can be said to be a talented, good-looking, tall, and powerful four good young people, you shouldn't be so cringe, not like a man. The bamboo pole was in a good mood and began to laugh at the octopus.

"Why am I not a man anymore? Do you want to practice?" the octopus clenched his fists and shouted, but he skipped the words in front of the bamboo pole.

"What is youth, youth should have no regrets, octopus, let me tell you, if you don't attack, Liu Fengyan in the second class will succeed. Han Xiao also instigated, and directly pulled a rival in love.

"Liu Fengyan, what's the matter with him?" the octopus was anxious.

Han Xiao and Bamboo Pole glanced at each other, smiled at each other, and reached a tacit understanding.

Liu Fengyan and Yu Xue used to be at the same table in the second class of high school, according to their former classmates, they almost became a couple, and Liu Fengyan is now obsessed with snow. Han Xiao held back a smile and continued to make up.

The octopus was a little sullen.

"Flowers can be broken straight and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches. The bamboo pole shook his head and said two ancient poems, Han Xiao glanced at him in surprise, it seems that he, a science and engineering man, has made some progress under the influence of Wu Lan.

"So what do you say?" asked the octopus very unhappily.

"Go straight up and confess. ”

"Yes, find a corner where no one is there and confess directly, if you don't agree, just knock on the wall. ”

The two of them went one after the other, and they had bad ideas.

"What is Bidong?" asked the bamboo pole, and the octopus also looked at Han Xiao.

"If she doesn't agree, you will kiss her. Han Xiao explained.

Damn, the bamboo pole widened his eyes and looked at Han Xiao, as if to say, this is not good.

The octopus also hurriedly shook his head and said again and again: "No, isn't that a hooligan, I won't do it." ”

didn't bring the good boy octopus badly, Han Xiao sighed a little, and continued to work hard: "Don't you see that the bamboo pole is just because he kissed Wu Lan, Wu Lan is dead set on him." ”

Anyway, it wasn't me who died, and the bamboo pole was also on the side, nodding vigorously, indicating that it was what Han Xiao said.

The octopus has a low EQ, which does not mean that the IQ is low, at this moment, it is also a reaction, and the two of them are brushing him and covering their ears, indicating that they can't hear.

A few minutes later, Han Xiao and the bamboo pole were defeated, and the octopus didn't speak, so there was no play.

"But, octopus, let me tell you, if you really don't hurry, Yu Xue is really hanging, then Liu Fengyan is the first in the second class, and he is also a figure in the whole school, not to mention the experience of sharing the table with Yu Xue, the advantage is much greater than yours, I heard Wu Lan say that he is really more than Xue. The bamboo pole reminded.

"Cut. The octopus didn't believe it.

"Believe it or not, you can go and ask Wu Lan, okay, go home. After saying that, the bamboo pole led the way.

"Aren't you drinking?" Han Xiao was stunned.

"Tomorrow class, big brother. The bamboo pole replied.

"Damn, let's go. Han Xiao scolded and turned to leave.