101 is going to war

The king of the kingdom of Treasure Elephant was a fat fat man, and he sat on a golden chair made of gold, and as long as the king opened his mouth, the maid beside him would pick a small fruit from the fruit bowl in his hand and feed it to the king. The king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom looked very funny, not so much sitting as half-lying, and Tahada, who was kneeling in the court, looked up and could only see the king's feet.

"Uh-huh......" muttered the fat king, chewing on the sweet fruit syrup, "Minister Coco, is this all there is to it?"

Minister Coco is the physiognomist of the Treasure Elephant Country, equivalent to the Prime Minister of the Treasure Elephant Country. The kings of the Baoxiang Kingdom are addicted to beautiful wine and meat, and they don't care about the government. The affairs of the whole country are handled by the Minister of Cocoa. He can be said to be above one person and below ten thousand people in the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.

Tahada was framed and exiled to the forest as a patrol leader for offending him.

Today, King Baoxiang was eating well in the back court, and he was suddenly carried to the council of the big court, and his mood was inevitably a little unhappy. This also hit the mind of the Minister Coco, he didn't care what kind of giant was not a giant, he was wearing a gorgeous brocade robe, with a mustache that rolled up on his lips like foam, and slowly walked to the king, "Back to Your Majesty!

When Tahada heard this, he was anxious, stood up and pointed at the minister of Coco angrily and said, "Cub Coco, there is not a single lie in what Halda said!"

"Ouch heyβ€”I'm so angry......"

"Ahhhh And his actions also aroused criticism among the princes and ministers in the court of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.

"Your Majesty, there really is a giant! He is in the forest outside the city, he can cross mountains and rivers with one foot, and I am afraid it will be too late if he does not send troops!" Tahada was a little helpless, and the whole court was talking about it, and even some ministers thought he was crazy.

"Hello with my life!" Tahata knelt down again, swearing heavily.

The court was silent, and the ministers looked at King Elephant in unison, waiting for the king's orders.

zzZ……

After waiting for a while, the princes and ministers only heard the king's snoring, and the king actually fell asleep!

When the minister saw that the king was asleep, he motioned for his servants to carry the king to the king's harem with his chairs. Now the whole court is the largest of the cocoa ministers.

"Come on, put Tahada in the beast prison. Minister Coco squinted his eyes, picked a grape from the maid's hand and put it in his mouth, with an intoxicated expression.

"Ahh

"Hehe-hee-" Minister Coco sneered, "just use your evil words to confuse the people and spoil Your Majesty's mood." ”

……

Under the leadership of the stupid and incompetent king, the Treasure Elephant Kingdom pursues the spirit of timely pleasure and storage of swords and guns. Due to the fact that there are no foreign enemies fighting all year round, the generals of the Baoxiang Kingdom have been weakened. Instead, there were the courtiers, who even developed a huge orchard for the king, full of the finest tropical fruits.

Baoxiang Country has a natural geographical advantage, and the fruits grown here are large and sweet. There were dozens of acres of orchards dedicated to the king, and all the fruits in them were paid tribute to the king alone. But no matter how much the king could eat the fruit of dozens of acres of land, so when the fruit was ripe, there were many rotten fruits on the ground. The royal family would rather have the fruit rot on the ground than share it with the poor.

The princes and ministers paralyzed the king of the Baoxiang Kingdom with beautiful wine and meat, and they also took power to make profits from it, and the entire power of the Baoxiang Kingdom was a mess.

After Tahada was helplessly dragged away, a humble general stood up and said to Minister Coco, "Do you want to send someone to the forest to check?"

"No, there are no giants, it's better to catch a few more natives and come back as slaves, and open a few more plantations. Minister Coco expressed disdain, and continued: "Even if there are really giants, the treasure elephant guards of our Treasure Elephant Country are not vegetarians. ”

"Haha--what Minister Coco said is true, Natahada must have been arranged to patrol the forest, and he was dissatisfied, and deliberately created the illusion of a giant, so that His Majesty could restore him to his generalcy. ”

"That's it, Tahada thinks so beautifully, and I don't know that Your Majesty has a Minister of Cocoa by your side, how can you deceive Your Majesty and Minister Cocoa. ”

"Haha...... If the giant comes, let's cut his flesh and drink his blood!"

Almost none of the princes and nobles of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom believed in the existence of giants, and they cared more about the harvest of their own plantations. And Chen Zeyu was already impatient waiting in the forest.

At this time, Chen Zeyu was holding a telescope, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, "The villain named Tahada shouldn't be hiding, right?"

Chen Zeyu was a little out of breath, he picked up a stone from the ground, aimed at the wall of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom and smashed it......

"Bang!"

I saw that the stone directly smashed a big hole in the wall of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, and the panicked villain could be seen from the telescope.

Hehe, don't give the little people some color to see, they still think of themselves as transparent. Immediately, Chen Zeyu began to pull out the trees, uprooted all the surrounding trees and piled them up in the same place, and then lit them with a lighter.

The cocoa ministers would still be enjoying themselves in the court, discussing the distribution of slaves and the expansion of plantations. At this time, a guard came to report that a large hole had been smashed into the city wall.

"Hmm, how big is the hole?" said the Minister to his feet, his eyes narrowed, and he muttered to himself.

"It's the size of a city gate. The guard gestured with his hands outstretched.

At this moment, the princes and nobles of the council couldn't sit still, and turned their heads to each other.

"Oh, with a hole as big as the city gate, who can have such great strength?"

"It can't be a real giant, right?"

……

At this time, a general named Cocogu stood up, who was the younger brother of the Minister of Cocoa. His three-layered chin was a tousled beard, curly and yellow as if it had been burned by fire, and a ring was fastened around his nose, and he said disdainfully: "Let Cocogu go and see what evil there are, Cocogu will lead the army to slaughter him." ”

The minister nodded in agreement, his brother Kekegu was cruel by nature, and sometimes for fun, he would throw slaves into the beastyard and let the beasts bite the slaves to watch their pleasure, and he was also very strong, fat-headed and big-eared, good at killing enemies with a plate axe, and was a powerful general of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.

"Brother Kekegu, you lead a thousand treasure elephant guards and go out to have a look. ”

"Great!"

Kekegu also wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to show a good performance, the Treasure Elephant Country has 30,000 guards, but it has not been a war for a long time. As a general, Coco Gu was hungry and thirsty, he stepped on a war elephant and rushed out of the city gate first, he didn't care if he was a giant or not, he only knew that he wanted to kill for fun.