Chapter 7、It's not easy
"I said moth, why didn't your mother give birth to you one day later, in that case, you will celebrate Teacher's Day every year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" the flies joked.
"Then why didn't your mother give birth to you on February 14th? Then you don't have to celebrate Valentine's Day every year. Moth retorted.
"I have to ask my mom how I know why she had to give birth to me on February 15th." The fly said and took a sip of water.
"If I take a wife in the future, I will let her get pregnant on New Year's Day, so that my son can be born on National Day." The worm said expectantly.
"Pull it down, do you have a wife, but it's another story." The fly's beak began to grow again.
"How do you know I don't have a wife?" The worm was angry, "If that's the case, I'll snatch your wife." ”
"You still want to live next door to my house, no way!" The fly said with a smile.
"I'll live directly in your house and be your nanny." The worm said.
"You're ruthless!" The flies can only reluctantly admit defeat. If he continues to talk about it, he will be happy to be a father.
"But this is not as simple as you think. Although pregnant for 10 months, premature birth is also common. Fang Wen said, "So Worm, your wishful thinking can't work." ”
"Then I'll let my wife get pregnant in February, and a caesarean section will always be okay at that time." The worm still refuses to admit defeat.
"Eh, I'll go, you think your wife is a robot, and you can get pregnant whenever you want her to get pregnant?" The fly said with a smile.
At this time, Fang Wen said, "Moreover, caesarean section is not good for the body, and it is likely to cause infertility for the second child." I think it's better to have a smooth birth, but I heard that it hurts too much. ”
"If you have a smooth birth, it's also very dangerous, I heard my mother say that when she gave birth to me, she was bleeding heavily, although the bleeding stopped later, but she also suffered from anemia from then on." The moth sighed.
"Isn't a caesarean section about a stab in the stomach? It hurts to think about it! The fly shuddered.
"Hey, in short, whether it is a natural birth or a caesarean section, it is not easy for my mother to give birth to us. Our birthday is Mother's Day of Disaster! Fang Wen said and remembered his mother.
The others nodded. The scene fell silent. Tears still flickered faintly in the moth's eyes.
At this time, the fly said, "Moth, let's go back and call my aunt later." ”
"Hmm!" Moth nodded, "I decided to go to the library with the mosquito to read books in the future." ”
Moth's words made the flies and grasshoppers stunned, "Moth, you don't mean it seriously, do you?" ”
"I mean it, I don't want to play games all the time, I don't want to graduate and work in a factory. At least I have to have a good job. "Otherwise, I really feel guilty." I'm ashamed that my parents have paid so much for me. ”
The worms and flies also bowed their heads, and they also felt ashamed.
However, at this time, Fang Wen said, "But I have already decided not to go to the library in the future!" ”
"Why?" Moth wondered.
"Didn't I say it, I've already finished reading it."
Mozi and the other three looked at each other, still not understanding what Fang Wen's words meant.
"Mosquito, you mean, you've finished reading a book?" The fly asked.
"No, I've read all the computer books." Fang Wen's words were amazing.
"It can't be! Although I have never been in the library, I think there are nearly 1,000 or even 10,000 computer books in the library. Is it possible that you read so many books in eight days? I'd rather believe that you've only read one book of Computer Repair. The worm clearly didn't believe it. After all, Fang Wen's words are really not credible!
"Don't believe it. But I'll be in the dorm for a while, so you can ask me if you have any questions. If you want to learn anything about websites, or programming, or even hacking, I can tell you. Fang Wen let out his words. Fang Wen said in his heart, I haven't said that I have read all the books in the library.
"Mosquito, do you mean it really?" The worm was still skeptical.
"Of course, it's a big deal not to charge your tuition." Fang Wen joked.
"You're still going to charge us tuition! I can say well, there is no fatal thing to ask for money. Moth said quickly.
"Moth, don't you have any money to wash the smelly socks for mosquitoes to pay off your debts?" The worm said with a smile.
"He doesn't wash his own stinky socks, and he washes the mosquitoes, so he still doesn't have to count on it." The fly said with a smile.
"It's like you don't have stinky socks!" The moth doesn't have a good airway.
"I'll go, I'll have to eat later, can I not mention the stinky socks?" Fang Wen hurriedly stopped them from continuing, otherwise they wouldn't be able to eat this meal when it came to their underwear later.
At this time, the waiter came up with the food. It is Fang Wen's favorite braised pork.
"Wow, it's so fragrant, I can't wait." The worm ate a piece as he spoke.
"I said Worms, you eat slowly, the meal hasn't been served yet, and you will eat up the food later." Said the fly.
"I'll just eat a piece to satisfy my cravings." The worm laughed.
"However, this braised pork is all fatty meat, I don't know why mosquitoes like to eat this the most?" Moth asked.
"When I was a child, my mother used to make braised pork for me to eat during the holidays. My mother's braised pork is delicious. Therefore, braised pork has become my favorite dish. Fang Wen said with a smile.
"Oh!" The others nodded.
"But this guy is a worm, and all kinds of dishes are his favorite. He can eat a plate of hand-patted cucumbers. "The flies are starting to break their mouths again.
"Can I eat it?" The worms were not convinced.
"You're just a foodie." Moth also said with a smile.
"However, the worm can also be eaten, he has never seen him fat after eating so much." Fang Wen said.
"I don't know what's going on, but I've been able to eat since I was a kid, as if I've never had enough. My greatest wish is to be able to eat it once. The worm said, his eyes still fixed on the braised pork.
"Worm, you've said this wish more than a hundred times." The fly teased.
"Don't worry, I will make your wish come true." Fang Wen patted the left shoulder of the worm and said.
"With your words, brother, I will be satisfied." The worm smiled.
At this time, the second dish came up, and it was the Kung Pao Chicken that the flies loved to eat.
"I said why don't you eat yet!" The worm complained to the waiter, he really couldn't wait, and it was really torture for the worm to watch the food in front of him but have to wait.
"Right now." The waiter replied calmly.
"Wait!" Moth said with a smile.
"Then let me taste it first." As he spoke, the worm took a piece of diced chicken.
"Worm, why don't you change careers and become a foodie." Fang Wen said with a smile.
The worm shook his head, "The gourmand tastes only one bite, then it won't starve me to death, and if I don't starve to death, I'll be angry." ”
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.
Soon, the last two shredded vegetables and fish, shredded pork and Anwei knew that the minced meat, shiitake mushrooms and tofu bubbles also came up, and of course, rice.
So the four people who couldn't wait for a long time started to move one after another.