Chapter 13 Bamboo Poles

A new week has arrived, and it is another sunny day.

At 7:40 in the morning, Han Xiao, wearing a blue sweatshirt, drove his car into a parking lot in the center of the city, and then took out his bicycle from the trunk.

"Pedaling", riding a bicycle, Han Xiao walked through the city like a blue elf, stepping on the point of time, and stepping into the school.

A week's time made Han Xiao familiar with all this, no way, his home is too far away from No. 4 Middle School, driving, too rich, Han Xiao has no intention of showing off his wealth in school. Forget it, it's so far away, it will kill people, so Han Xiao came up with such an idea, and it was perfect.

walked to the seat and sat down, and the octopus on the side said listlessly: "Lao Xiao, introduce a friend of mine to you at noon." ”

Han Xiao was stunned and asked, "Who?"

"You'll know when you go. The octopus was a little depressed.

"What's wrong with you, are you going to die or live?" asked Han Xiao.

The octopus looked at Han Xiao and was silent for ten seconds before taking out several pieces of paper folded into a heart shape from the table, handing them to Han Xiao, and said, "These are all received this morning, and they are all love letters to you." ”

Han Xiao received a love letter for the first time in two lives, of course, the predecessor of this life is not counted, so he hurriedly took it over, opened it, and began to read it.

"Hello, Han Xiao, I am a senior in the first class of high school, my name is Li Mei, if you are also interested in getting to know me, please write back to me. "It's decent, it's not new.

"Han Xiao, I like you, be my boyfriend. "It's simple, it's straightforward, it's just a bit funny, and the name is not written.

"Han Xiao, your posture of playing football is so handsome, I like you, I am Yu He from the second class of the third year of high school, let's go to the pedestrian street together on the weekend." "This girl is good, the handwriting is awesome, but unfortunately, my brother doesn't make an appointment.

Han Xiao read it one by one, and commented on it from time to time, and the octopus on the side was on fire.

A little embarrassed to throw all the love letters into the drawer, Han Xiao asked: "What's wrong with you, brother is so handsome, it's normal to receive love letters, why are you crying with a sad face." ”

The octopus glared at Han Xiao fiercely, making Han Xiao inexplicable. I don't know what he is doing with his hands in the box, and his face is extremely tangled.

Han Xiao didn't bother to pay attention to him, picked up a math book, and just put it on the table.

"Eh, Han Xiao, you really don't like Yu Xue?" said the old man Octopus.

"Didn't I say it, what I like is Chen Xinyan, if you have something, just say it, let it go if you have a fart, is it a man. "Han Xiao didn't have a good air.

As if with 120,000 determinations and the courage to meet his death, Octopus took out another piece of paper from the box and handed it to Han Xiao hesitantly.

"Why don't you just give it to me together. Han Xiao took it as he spoke, and wanted to throw it into the box, but looking at the octopus's heartbroken expression, he suddenly remembered something, and asked uncertainly, "This is not Yu Xue's, right?"

The octopus lowered his head and didn't speak, but that look was completely acquiescing.

"Okay, I don't like her again, if you don't want to, I'll tear it up in front of you. Han Xiao said, he didn't like that girl in the first place, and he had Chen Xinyan, so let's leave such flowers for the octopus.

The octopus was a little moved, but after a while, he refused: "You better take a look, just throw it away, it's too rude." ”

Cut, look at your tangled look, Han Xiao, open the love letter with a smile.

The more you look at it, the more frowning you become, are you sure you didn't lie to me, Han Xiao looked at the octopus with questioning eyes, and read word by word: "Hello, Brother Han Xiao, I am Yu Ling in the second and third classes of high school, your skills in playing football are good, can you teach me to play football?"

Is this Yu Xue? Are you teasing me? Is this a love letter? Others just want me to teach her how to play football.

The octopus was stunned for a moment, took the crumpled paper from Han Xiao's hand, flipped it over and over, looked at it for a minute, and then said happily: "I'll just say, Yu Xue, how can I like you, it's too visionary." ”

Han Xiao's eyes froze, "En?"

The octopus hurriedly came back to his senses, returned the paper to Han Xiao, and said with a smile: "Just kidding, just kidding, Brother Xiao, I was wrong." ”

Han Xiao stuffed the paper into the box, looked at the octopus who was playing silly alone, and shook his head, this product, love is quite deep.

"Octopus, this letter was written by Yu Ling in the second and third classes of high school, you think, she is also surnamed Yu, and Yu Xue is also surnamed Yu, and this letter was handed over to me by Yu Xue, I guess they are not sisters, they have to be cousins, cousins, you are right. ”

"She does have a sister, but that's weird. Octopus asked rhetorically.

Han Xiao rolled his eyes, Xueba's IQ is basically high, but EQ varies from person to person.

"You say, if I reply to this girl, how will I get it into his hands? ”

The octopus suddenly realized, pulled Han Xiao's sleeve, and said while making a gesture: "Brother Xiao, if this matter becomes your eldest brother for the rest of your life, the happiness of the younger brother depends on you." ”

Han Xiao put aside his arms, a little unable to stand the speed of this thing's face change.

"With your current figure, it's no fun to chase that girl, you're too fat, you'll scare her. ”

"Huh?" the octopus scratched his head a little tangled, with an idol on one side and a girl on the other, it was difficult to choose.

Erqing, chasing idols, is it necessary to be the same size as him, Han Xiao had to turn around and say, "Let me ask you, how old is Ronaldo?"

"29 years old. Octopus immediately replied, as a die-hard fan, Han Xiao's question is to send points.

"Then let me ask you, was Ronaldo fat when he was seventeen? You are only seventeen years old now, you are going to learn from the seventeen-year-old Ronaldo, only by synchronization, you are worthy of being called a real die-hard fan. ”

The octopus clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Yes, you are right, I want to learn from seventeen-year-old Ronaldo, and I will lose weight from today." ”

To your sister, I guess I don't say it, these two goods will also lose weight by themselves, although Ronaldo is an idol, but after all, it is too far, sister, is the pursuit of life.

After the two finished talking, they began to listen to the class, but it was the first time that the octopus was distracted in class, his eyes were glowing green, and he didn't know what good things to think.

Han Xiao was also desperate for his own learning, his consciousness entered the inheritance space, and he looked at the inheritance point, and he was even more desperate.

Spiritual Space: Inheritance.

Legacy Points: 321.

Legacy Chest: None.

It only rose by 200 points in a week, play your sister, Han Xiao thought in his heart, should I do a few earth-shattering things, but when I thought of the police uncle in this world, I still retreated, the police patrol the world, even the US imperialists will sell face to extradite, hey, if you don't learn well, it's not good to learn, anyway, my brother is not bad for money.

After a morning's time, Han Xiao and Octopus were eating, but they didn't go to Chen Xinyan again, but found a four-seater to sit alone, making Chen Xinyan and Lin Qinghan, who had been waiting on the other side for several minutes, a little lost. As for your question, why did you wait for a few minutes, no way, beautiful girl, do you need to queue up to eat, the answer is, definitely not.

Not long after the two sat down, a bamboo pole came to the position in front of the two and sat down.

Han Xiao looked up, I'll go, isn't this the goalkeeper who was all professional and extremely professional in the football field last Friday.

Seeing Han Xiao's eyes looking at him, the bamboo pole took the lead in reaching out and said, "Yu Le, your teammate last time, you played awesomely." ”

Han Xiao also stretched out his hand, shook his hand casually, and said, "Han Xiao, you were also your teammate last time, and your posture of pounceing on the ball is very handsome." ”

The octopus finally raised his head from the temptation of the food in front of him, and said angrily: "Bamboo pole, I didn't say anything about you last week, aim, before the game, what magazine do you read, can you be professional, it's too embarrassing for the football team." ”

"Hmph, if it weren't for my brother, you would only be poured three in the first half? Octopus, do you really think that you have eight feet, and you shoot when you see the ball, and then you have another nickname, the king of wave shooting. Bamboo pole immediately retorted.

Bang, the octopus snapped, and the chopsticks slapped on the table, "Do you want to be shameless, stinky bamboo pole, without Lao Tzu in front, you would have been abused a long time ago." ”

"It's really useful to be fat like this, it can block me from the cold wind, otherwise I'll freeze to death. "The bamboo pole looked very disdainful.

Han Xiao, who was sitting on the side, only felt a stomachache, and this Nima could also be noisy, it was simply two wonderful.

The octopus was defeated, raised its head, looked up to the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and after a few seconds, it seemed to have eased up, and continued to lower its head, eating silently, only the cheeks were biting and gurgling.

Han Xiao held back his laughter for a while and asked Yu Le, who was sitting opposite, "Eh, your nickname is Bamboo Pole, is it because of this figure?"

Hearing this, the bamboo pole was a little sneering, and he didn't refute it, but acquiesced.

"I know. The octopus recovered, and the food on his plate had been swept away by him.

"A big meal?" Bamboo pole immediately answered, holding up a finger.

Well, I have to say that the temptation of food to octopus is still great, and I hesitated directly.

However, "Ten tons." Just listen, Han Xiao said expressionlessly.

The octopus's eyes lit up, and he didn't care if Han Xiao was fooling him, anyway, if he dared to fool him, he would be waiting for him with all his martial arts.

"This goods, half a year ago, bought a drone toy, that is called an arrogance, he installed a camera on the drone, the name is beautiful, to go to the sky to see the beauty of the earth, so that our street people know, the result of one time, accidentally hung the drone on the telephone pole can not get up, this goods took a bamboo pole to poke, happened to be upstairs bathing MM saw, and thought he was secretly filming, as a result, that is, he was beaten by his parents for half a month can not get out of bed, and when he can get out of bed, he was beaten by his own parents, and then lay down for a week, hahaha, you say it's funny or not。 ”

"Hahahaha. "Han Xiao, I can't hold back my laughter anymore, this Nima bamboo pole is bullish.

The bamboo pole ate hatefully, glanced at the two people in front of him, laughed so much that he almost broke his breath, and said coldly: "Now that girl is my girlfriend." ”

Well, a shocking reversal.

The two of them looked stunned, and the octopus's eyes widened, and said, "How is it possible, how can Wu Lan like you as a voyeur." ”

The bamboo pole shrugged his shoulders and said, "I told her that she was looked down on by me, and if she didn't give me a daughter-in-law in the future, no one would want her." ”

The octopus asked stunned, "And then?"

And then she said yes. ”

agreed, and then he agreed, the damage caused to the octopus is not more than a million points, tm, Lao Tzu has had a crush on Yu Xue for three years, and he didn't dare to speak.

The octopus sat down stunned, feeling like it had lost its whole world.

Han Xiao patted the shoulder of the frightened octopus comfortingly, and said, "Octopus classmate, you must expose this filthy behavior and let the girl named Wu Lan continue to be simple." ”

"Yes, I'm going to denounce you. The octopus said through gritted teeth.

The bamboo pole spread his hands and said indifferently: "We have all kissed." ”

Poof, the damage caused this time is even greater, reaching hundreds of millions of points.

The octopus was defeated miserably, and the whole army was annihilated, just like Zhu Rong, the god of fire wearing animal skins, entered the Antarctic glacier, shivering from the cold, and couldn't play with any fire, only felt the malice of the world around him.

The meeting with the bamboo pole was joyful and pathetic, until the two returned to the classroom, and the octopus's war spirit did not seem to have awakened.