Are you Lolicon?

"Although the world is full of young girls, it is full of flowers in the water

In the real world, you can only have obscene dreams

In the dream it is called the Garden of Eden, my eternal love

for the body of the young girl, day by day

The young girl's cherry blossoms floated across the dimension

The loli's breath makes my heart skip a beat

In this great 2 dimensions, it is the place where I belong

Use that young girl's body to wipe out the heavens and the earth!!"

After listening to the whole song, Ah Otaku finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was already a die-hard fan of "Senbon Sakura" before, and he used to think that there was no song in the world that could surpass "Senbon Sakura", but now, someone has done it!

It's this song "A Thousand Young Girls"!

Although it's a magic version of "Thousand Sakura", this poison seems to be greater than "Thousand Sakura"!

The whole is to give full play to the essential attributes of Lolicon! This kind of author must be a Lolita himself, right?

That's right.,In this world, only Lori is the embodiment of justice.,It's nothing if more people like it.。

But the only one who can achieve this level of Lolicon's attributes is probably this magical composer.

Case......

Then let the world tremble for Lori!

Ah Zhai decisively clicked the forward button in the lower left corner, and a honey smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Let the whole world be immersed in Lori's fear......

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"So, this song has surpassed my original song?"

Hatsune Miku's voice is a little sharp.

"So far, it's ......"

Wei Xian nodded.

I don't know what the audience is sick with, the number of retweets is ridiculously high, and even some people only know Chibon Young Girls and don't know Chibon Sakura.

After all, many fans of Senbon Sakura were brought from Dongying, and they are still Dongying language, and they have not yet let many people know about it in the Celestial Empire.

But "A Thousand Young Girls" is different.

This is a standard Chinese song, and it will naturally receive a little more attention.

Especially if it contains a lot of stalks, there are a lot of magical lyrics, which simply makes the Lolita want to stop!

If you think about it with your ass, you can know how many lolicons there are in this world.,After all, it's such a beautiful thing, right?

And now that "A Thousand Young Girls" has been capped, more people enter the page to see this magic song, and naturally they will want to see what the song with the most clicks on this platform looks like.

Even now, there are many people who only know "Senben Young Girl" and don't know "Senbon Sakura", which has caused a lot of psychological shadow for Hatsune Miku.

As for Hatsune Miku's other psychological shadows......

"Are these people perverted? They like underage ...... No, a little girl who hasn't developed yet!"

Hatsune Miku said incredulously.

As a normal girl,,Naturally, she has a contemptuous attitude towards Loricon.。

In the face of a little girl who is still in elementary school, can you move her mind?

Not only age, but also gender and even species will be crossed in the future?

However, it seems that Hatsune Miku doesn't know that in Wei Xian's eyes, she is just a little Lori......

"Ahem...... Everyone has their own interests......"

Wei Xian couldn't help but defend the rest of Lolita's compatriots.

"What kind of pervert can have such interest!"

An unquestioning breath.

"There seem to be a lot of lolitcons like this over there......"

The muted white finger tapped his chin, with a look of disgust.

"Don't worry, most people are just a little reverie about this kind of thing, and they still don't dare to do it. ”

Wei Xian was also very helpless.

Lolita,It's really easy to misunderstand......

"I want to go to Lori but I don't dare to go to it, it's disgusting!"

Hatsune Miku's face is disgusted.

Gotcha, Lolita must be going to take the blame today.

"Especially if you can't get Lori in real life, you want to release the perverted desires in your heart in music, disgusting!"

Hatsune Miku looked at Wei Xian with wide eyes, and suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something.

"By the way, is it supposed to ...... You wrote this song, right?"

If she doesn't understand the relationship between the original and the magic reform, in her opinion, if there is a magic change that can surpass the original, it must be Wei Xian who deliberately made the magic change.

"Huh?"*2.

The eyes of Weak Tone Bai and Patrol Tone Luka also shifted to Wei Xian's body.

"Haha...... Of course not! How could I have such a perverted fetish! I have a wife!"

Wei Xian smiled weakly, and then in order to show that what he said was sincere, he hugged the weak tone Bai and Xunyin Luka again.

Kill two birds with one stone.

The skill highlights that he said it in a sincere tone, and it can also avoid the next wave of questions from Weak Tone White and Patrol Luca, and by the way, it can make the two of them enter a state of shyness, so that the brain is not so fast......

At that time, there will be only one Hatsune Miku left, and he will deliberately choke to death by this sudden dog food, right?

Therefore, this small detail makes this one stable!

Hatsune Miku's mouth opened wide, and 10,000 Luo Tianyi in his heart collapsed.

With dog food, you can really do whatever you want......

Be careful, my mother will go to find a boyfriend right away!

Hatsune Miku thought sadly.

However, I just don't know if Wei Xian can agree......

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In fact, just a day ago。。。。。。

"Li Ming, do you like a royal sister or a young woman, or what kind of sister type?"

Wei Xian asked Li Ming solemnly.

However, the sweat on Li Ming's head was enough to form a waterfall.

He really couldn't figure out the reason why this eldest young master asked this question!

Royal sister, young woman, sister?

These seem to be characters that can only appear in some action romance films that have been transferred to Dongying!

But...... I've seen a lot of it myself, but I mean, I had to watch a lot of it because I was learning about Toei culture.

But my favorite, ahem, is it said that the audience has the largest audience, or Lori's mouth!

Lori is justice! Lori is the heaven of time!

This kind of thing...... How can you say it in front of others! At most, you can comfort yourself in your heart, or buy some Lori figurines or something.

Lori waited for a pillow or something.,Really never bought it...... It's true!

This kind of thing...... It's better not to teach this future heir of the Wei family......

If it is found that he brought it to him, maybe the master will be angry directly, and he will be finished......

Therefore, for the first time, Li Ming did not speak with his conscience in front of his boss.

"I'll always like Senpai!"

Wei Xian continued to star.

“…… I will always love Kato!"

Wei Xian continued to stare at Li Ming's eyes with his eyes, which made Li Ming inevitably a little flustered.

"Well, let's be honest...... I will always love ...... Elye."

"you!"

In the end, under Wei Xian's repeated interrogation, Li Ming still recruited.

"Lori is the most beautiful scenery in the world. ”

Wei Xian finally smiled with satisfaction and patted Li Ming's shoulder like a comrade-in-arms.

"That's right, that's the attitude a man should have!"

Eh...... Eh?????? young master, what you said doesn't seem right!

At this time, shouldn't you show a look of deep hatred and then fiercely accuse how can there be a perverted subordinate like me?

Listen to your tone...... Seem...... You're also a lolicon?

Li Ming blinked cutely.

"Comrade!"

The two held each other's hands excitedly, not feeling any discomfort at all because they were two men.

"Through you, I know about a sword. ”

Wei Xian said solemnly, and the surroundings were full of serious atmosphere.

"What is it?"

Li Ming was infected by this atmosphere, and his back straightened slightly.

"In the Celestial Empire, there are still a lot of lolicons!"

Ahh

Moreover, Lori is such a beautiful thing, there must be a large number of die-hard fans all over the world!

"So?"

"So, I'm going to ...... like this"

Wei Xian told Li Ming about a song that was popular on station B in the original world, that is, the production of "A Thousand Young Girls".

"I'm Cao, you don't want to use this Hele Zheng platform to compete or lose, right?"

Li Ming's worries are justified.

Not long ago, I just made an agreement with Le Zheng Longya, and now I will come up with this kind of track that makes Lori unstoppable, no matter how you look at it, it will be a sure win.

But if this song is really used for competitions...... Not to mention Lezheng Longya's side, even if it is himself, I'm afraid I'm embarrassed to go out.

"Don't get me wrong!

Needless to say, Wei Xian also knew that a song like this kind of magic change would never be used in the right competition.

After all, it's too much......

Originally, in Wei Xian's plan, this song was only used to drive the popularity of Gensokyo, and it could be used as the best song to attract popularity.

The achievements of the transcendent original work in the previous life are not boastful!

The first one, "Thousand Sakura" Chinese people can't understand......

Although it has cool lyrics and music, if you don't understand it, you are destined to be surpassed by other better works.

If it's in Dongying, it's the other way around, the same way.

The second ...... There are really a lot of Lolicon in the Celestial Empire!

Especially the otaku who likes Toei anime, who is not Lolicon?

The exquisite three-headed Lori that appeared on the two-dimensional picture,Don't say that there is no idea of any crime!

This kind of thing, the death penalty is not lost, and it is earned by blood for three years.

And five years of college entrance examination, three years of simulation, is a truth.

Wei Xian explained all the reasons to Li Ming, and even Li Ming couldn't help but sigh slightly.

"Boss, you're so fucking touching. ”

Thinking about Lolita,Usually who dares to admit that they are Lolitacon,Unless you're not afraid of being killed with contempt.。

So these lolitcons must be suffocated very miserably in their lives.

But this song can just fill the gap in Loricon's heart.

And under the divine guidance of Lori, these Lolita will definitely pass on this torch.

In this way, this newly established Gensokyo will definitely develop faster than other platforms.

Because...... This world ...... Only Lori controls the world!

"So, now there's something I want to ask you!"

"Don't give up!"

Li Ming snapped a straight upright, the same as a soldier.

"Don't be nervous, it's not particularly difficult...... You can help me pass this on!"

"Hey?"

Li Ming was a little confused.

"That's it, wear this thing in your name this time!"

To put it simply, Wei Xian is to avoid being treated as a pervert when he returns home.

After all, most girls don't have a good impression of this kind of lyrics.

It's better not to let people know about the song by themselves.

Therefore, at this time, one of the employees has to come out and take the blame.

Li Ming is the best candidate!

"This difficult task will be taught to you, I am optimistic about you!"

After expressing his optimism about Li Ming again, Wei Xian left without looking back.

Li Ming held the USB flash drive containing "A Thousand Young Girls" in his hand and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He doesn't want to carry this kind of pot!

I'm going to die!

However, in the face of the boss's move of throwing off his hands and leaving, Li Ming still rushed to a moment of helplessness.

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As a result, there is now a situation where "A Thousand Young Girls" is now spreading on the Internet.

"Well, yes, this song has attracted a lot of popularity for Gensokyo!"

Wei Xian looked at the data happily.

As an emerging platform, even some established platforms can't have this kind of data.

"A bunch of shameless lolitas!"

Hatsune Miku blushed.

"Beware of being banned by the Incineration Bureau!"

Wei Xian smiled.

Incineration Bureau?

It may still be useful to him in the previous world, but in this world...... It's just a song, how could anyone offend him for this?

With this faint sense of satisfaction, Wei Xian once again opened "A Thousand Young Girls".

"The bold and fearless uprising of the Xinhai Revolution of Lolicon

Perverted gentlemen are all dressed and have no bottom

Items used by young girls are licked around every day

Our Crime Reserve Army ITDG

Full speed toward elementary school

If you report that you are arrested, it counts as a P

Flat chest of young girl and young girl

With a pure heart

Although the world is full of young girls, it is full of flowers in the water

In the real world, you can only have obscene dreams

In the dream it is called the Garden of Eden, my eternal love

Serve my heart with that little body

The dream world of young girls, the land of hope

A loli voice sounded the voice of an angel

Under the pink skirt is God's relief

Even if there is no remorse in front of the guillotine, Lori is controlled

Ten places, ten people, and ten colors, all of them are obscene uncles

Here and there, and suspicious

You are an alliance of Lolita and I for everyone

Young girls, the camera is coming

Infiltrate the children's facility alone

The maiden's holy water is only one cup to drink

Absolutely perverted photos of those young girls

The cherry blossoms of the young girls bloom under the street corner

The immature cry for help could not be cried out

The stained white stockings were slowly peeling off

Serve me with that little mouth

The dream world of young girls, the land of hope

……”

Sure enough, the place where Lori exists is heaven!