To be honest, the difficulty of this couplet is not small. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first three paragraphs use one to nine, and in simple twenty or so words, they describe the things taught by three unlearned and unskilled old masters in a certain countryside in ancient times, and then with the last "ten", which immediately gives the couplet a critical taste.

And to take out this pair all over the world, it is obviously with the help of criticism of those ancient old masters who do not learn and do not know how to imply that the grandmaster is also a guy who does not learn and does not know how to do it.

A very sharp pair of uplink, neat and profound, but also contains a strong sense of criticism.

It is definitely not easy to make a neat downlink in a short period of time.

Maybe if it were someone else, he would really be stunned by the head-on stick of the world, but he was the grandmaster who had crossed over from the previous world.

Although the grandmaster in the previous life was a netner, he liked to listen to songs and cook, and he didn't have any research on pairs, but he couldn't stand the fact that the grandmaster had seen and listened a lot in his previous life.

In addition, the Grandmaster had just used a Golden Throat Throat Treasure to improve his memory, so many of the things he had seen and heard in his previous life had been blurred and could now be remembered clearly.

This couplet sent all over the world may be the only one in this world where scorpions, but in the last world, the grandmaster happened to have seen this couplet.

That's what the Grandmaster saw when he was a kid when he was in school. It was a clip from "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" filmed by the famous Hong Kong Island comedian Zhou Xingxing in his previous life.

Tang Bohu, who pretended to be a little scholar, was paired with the prince's master in the Hua family, and the first pair was this classic pair.

The grandmaster clearly remembered that the master of the prince in the movie looked down on the little scholar very much, and gave such a pair as soon as he came up, but Tang Bohu made a downward link, and he was very angry.

Since there is a ready-made link, the grandmaster did not hesitate, and immediately poked his fingers on the phone, and in more than ten seconds, a pair of downlinks was sent.

Ten rooms and nine poor, get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted and second-class!

As soon as this pair came out, Feixin suddenly exploded with a "boom".

"Damn, the master is on!"

"Hey, that's right!"

"Haha, the first-class pair is very bold, my master is unparalleled!"

"I'm rough with short oil, this guy has two brushes, and he who can't come out is convinced!"

"Haha, I guess the face of the whole world is green now, right?"

"Where is it green, it should be swollen, and it was directly swollen by an ear scraper from the master!"

……

At this time, at least more than 100,000 netizens are thinking hard about the uplink all over the world, but this uplink is really difficult, and no one has yet come up with a neat downlink.

And the lower link sent by the grandmaster, but it is from ten to one, and the upper link is just the opposite, and the scene is also very well described, more than 20 words describe how hateful a guy who has no money but has to pretend to be forced, and finally uses that first-class low-class stream, pointing out this poor pretending guy, is a rather annoying person.

To the whole world, borrowing Shanglian to satirize the grandmaster is a very bold and unlearned guy.

The grandmaster didn't even use it for a minute, and directly used such a downlink, satirizing the whole world as a poor and obscene thing.

It can really be described as gun-to-gun, stick-to-stick, needle-to-wheat, flagpole to mallet!

The front is tough!

And the rigid one is still so cultural and artistic.

Many netizens are also drunk......

Tiandu, in a certain family in a certain community, a middle-aged man in his fifties was also blue and red when he saw the next link sent by the grandmaster.

"Damn, this kid actually came out, and he dared to borrow the next joint to scold Lao Tzu! Okay, since you dare to take it, then Lao Tzu will take the school and test you!"

Needless to say, this middle-aged man in his fifties is the one who sent the couplet to the grandmaster in front of him, that is, Wu Jiang, a famous ancient literature expert in the southern capital.

To say that this Wu Jiang is also the number one person in the ancient literature circle in Dahua. However, what makes him most famous is not his ancient literary attainments, but his kung fu of pairs.

There are many kinds of ancient literature, some specialize in poetry, some specialize in studying all kinds of official history, some specialize in studying all kinds of biographies, and some specialize in studying all kinds of ancient fiction literature.

The couplets of this life are also a kind of national quintessence, starting from the pre-Qin, produced in the Han Dynasty, matured in the Wei, Jin, Sui and Tang dynasties, and then began to be promoted in the Song and Yuan dynasties, and reached the prosperity stage in the Ming Dynasty. However, after the end of the Ming Dynasty, it directly entered the Dahua period, so in the Qing Dynasty, when the couplets were at its peak, they did not experience it in this world.

And even the previous dozens of dynasties have some differences from previous lives.

For example, this Tang Bohu has never appeared such a character in this world.

But even so, the couplet culture in this world is still very profound.

Wu Jiang is an expert who specializes in the study of ancient couplets, and his attainments in the study of couplets are still very high, otherwise he would not be called an expert.

Now that the grandmaster, a guy who plays music, dares to provoke himself in terms of couplets, how can this make Wu Jiang endure it?

Therefore, Wu Jiang didn't say a word, and immediately sent out a second couplet in Feixin.

Of course, this couplet is also a couplet that he has worked hard to come up with, and he originally wanted to wait until the end of the year to use it in the national couplet competition, but now he was forced by the grandmaster to take it out in advance.

Two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, see how the little monkey saws (sentence)!

Needless to say, this pair is another pair of borrowing things and scolding people.

Through the description of the monkey in the mountain, it satirizes the kind of people who have no tiger monkey in the mountain and call the king.

Of course, to the whole world, this is to use this Shanglian to satirize the grandmaster, who doesn't know how thick the sky is!

As soon as this link came out, there was another uproar on Feixin.

To be honest, this pair is not so good, the realm, meaning, and neatness must be possessed, if any of them are missing, it is not a good uplink.

Of course, it is precisely because of the excellence of the upper link that the lower link is not right. It's a complementary thing.

Therefore, no matter what is done in the form of a couplet, it is not so easy for the person who makes this couplet.

However, this uplink is not a problem for the grandmaster, in the previous life, this uplink has already been released.

The powerful memory made it easy for the grandmaster to recall the next link of his previous life, so it didn't take thirty seconds for the grandmaster's flying letter to send out the next link.

A horse is deep in the mud and asks the old animal how to get out of the hoof (question)?

As soon as this link came out, and it was sent out so quickly, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the flying letter.

"I'm rough, the master is amazing, it's neat and beautiful, and it's very relieving!"

"That's right, it's beautiful! One horse is against two apes, sludge is against the mountains, and the most ridiculous thing is that the old animal is born to the little monkey, haha, the master is so beautiful!"

"This kind of sharp counterattack is hard to get!"

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced! I originally thought that the master was not very good, but now I finally see the master's literary brilliance!"

"The writing is brilliant, sharp and compelling! The master is awesome and doesn't need to be explained!"

……

Feixin's one-sided applause made Wu Jiang's face begin to turn from red to purple, from purple to black......

These two came out one by one, and even Wu Jiang was a little speechless.

As for Wu Jiang's close comrade-in-arms, the old Fan dog who bites people everywhere is also a little dumbfounded at this time.

"Are you two kidding me? Could it be that you two have already made an appointment? Otherwise, how could this guy from the Grandmaster come out so quickly?

Over there, Fan Jianqiang began to be suspicious of his comrades-in-arms who had personally pulled over to help him, and the taxi that the grandmaster was taking here was about to arrive at the Tianqu Symphony Orchestra.

The Grandmaster thought about it for a moment and sent out such a message on Feixin.

"Yes, all over the world, right? You dare to use such a flying letter name, which shows that you are very confident in the pair. In the next Bucai, I also like the work of pairs, but I've been very busy in the last two days, and I don't have time to mess around with you on Feixin. And I also know that you are Fan Jianqiang who came over to help with the fist, so I can tell you here that there is also that Mr. Qiangjian, if you really want to fight completely, let's pick a good place and have a face-to-face fight.

Don't be like a girl, hiding behind and twittering, it's a gentleman, just face to face!

What's the matter, Mr. Qiang Jian Fan still has a fight all over the world, do you have the courage to fight against your brother? It doesn't matter, brother is not afraid of the two of you fighting, brother singles out the two of you, and he thinks he is bullying you! Well, even if you call a few more allies over, brother will all follow!

How about it, do you dare to fight? Give me a happy word!

Okay, I'm going to run errands soon, and I don't have time to chat with you two here! You two choose the place and the way, and I will accompany you at any time!"

The grandmaster really doesn't have that time to talk to these two crookedly, there are more than 20 days to go to the concert, during this period, the predecessors of Tianya will come to Tiandu, and the brothers have to be busy recording that big disc, where is there any spare time to accompany these two old mad dogs to tear apart!

Although tearing on Feixin can increase his attention a lot, but now the grandmaster does not lack positive and negative reputation values at all, so there is no need to accompany these two goods to mess around.

It's important to hurry up and get down to business!

As soon as the Grandmaster's message came out, the flying letter boiled again.

"Comrade Lao Fan, the master of the family has issued a battle head-on, do you dare to respond?"

"All over the world, the master of the family has issued a battle head-on, do you dare to respond?"

"You two tied together, dare to respond?"

"Do you dare to respond?"

"Do you dare to respond?"

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Below is a series of "dare to respond?", and the formation is extremely tight.

In this case, what other tricks does Fan Jianqiang and dare not respond to the whole world? )