Chapter 599: Stupid Minister

The old man hurriedly got up and slapped him on the back a few times, Shen Yan gasped and stopped coughing, and the old man took off a small gourd the size of a palm from his waist: "Drink two sips to moisten your throat, my mother-in-law brewed it herself, and it is even better than the one sold in the city." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Shen Yan choked on the cigarette and his throat was dry, he didn't even think about it, he took a sip of the gourd, and the feeling of fire filling his entire mouth, and it took him a while before he could speak: "What kind of thing are you doing?"

The old man was unhappy again, so he snatched the gourd with his hand and covered it with his sleeve, as if he was afraid that he would snatch it back again: "This is a good thing, my mother-in-law brewed it, and the wine brewed by my mother-in-law is the most delicious in the whole village." ”

Shen Yan opened his mouth and let the cool air of the early morning enter his mouth, and then he felt a little better: "It's your mother-in-law again?

"Good mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law who sleeps with me and gives birth to children. "The old man stalked his mother-in-law.

Shen Yan disdainfully: "I'll give you money to marry an eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl, and you will divorce your mother-in-law." ”

"Go, what did you say, the girl with yellow flowers, can you look down on me, can you make me such a good wine, can you make me such a good bun? and let me divorce my mother-in-law, I divorced her, and Wang Laohan from the neighboring village immediately led her over, so that I am not so stupid." ”

Shen Yan couldn't cry or laugh: "Just your mother-in-law, there are still people rushing to ask for it, I don't believe it." ”

The old man stiffened his neck, too lazy to pay attention to him, if it weren't for the fact that the dung hadn't been dried, he wouldn't have bothered to rub his mouth with this baby, this baby's brain was not bright, and he would let his wife divorce at every turn, but it was a pity that he had a good appearance and was stupid.

Seeing that the old man ignored him, Shen Yan smiled and looked up at the sky, the sky in Shaanxi is really blue.

"By the way, you said that every time your mother-in-law runs out, she will run to the place where you can find it?

"That is, no matter where she is hiding, Zhun Bao is what I can find, alas, at that time I thought I was clever, she was too stupid, so I can find it as soon as I look for it, and now I understand that she is not stupid, she is deliberately hiding there for me to find, find it home and coax her, she will sleep with me and give me a baby. ”

The old man's face was full of smiles, and the wrinkles were clumped, like a large dried peach pit.

Shen Yan raised his eyebrows, didn't Zhao Minghua's dead girl always let him find it? He knew it from the moment she entered Shanxi, and he knew even more about her when she arrived in Shaanxi.

Hmph, this old man knows something, he doesn't know.

"That's because you don't have a chance, I'm not uncommon for her to sleep with me and give me a son, there are many women who want to sleep with me, if I want to have a son, I don't know how many women willingly give birth to me. ”

The old man took another puff of dry cigarettes, and his head shook like a drum: "It's really right to say that your baby doesn't have a good brain." The people who are in a hurry to sleep with you are all, and the people who are in a hurry to give you a baby are not only, but also cheap goods, so can they compare with their own mother-in-law? Not even their own mother-in-law's toes. Can a good woman go up and sleep with you? Can she go up and give you a baby?"

Shen Yan was stunned, searching his stomach and trying to come up with a good woman who took the initiative to sleep with him and wanted to give birth to a baby...... It doesn't seem like there's any.

When Xiaoya was still there, he begged Xiaoya several times, and once he lost his temper and smashed something, but Xiaoya refused to ......

Alas, yesterday he was touched almost with a little skin, Xiaoya and Zhao Minghua's dead girl didn't touch him, not once, he was really a loss, a loss.

Shen Yan continued to look up at the sky, this sky is really blue.

The old man felt more and more that there was something wrong with the posterior brain melon in front of him.

If there is nothing wrong, who will go to Suide and walk to Hengshan?

If there is nothing wrong, who will always talk about divorce of his wife?

If there's nothing wrong with it, can you choke on a puff of cigarette and a puff of wine like this?

In the middle of the night, I rushed from Yulin to Hengshan, and there was no mother-in-law, and there was no mother-in-law, and those who had mother-in-law could not sleep with their mother-in-law, and run out in the middle of the night?

The head is not bright, stupid like this, no wonder he can't marry his mother-in-law.

The old man looked at Shen Yan with pity, saw that he was still looking up at the sky, sighed long, and didn't care whether the dung on the ground was dried or not, picked it up and put it back in the dung basket, and walked away singing mountain songs.

It wasn't until his neck began to hurt that Shen Yan lowered his head, and the old man didn't know where he had gone.

Shen Yan also stood up and walked to the horse, but did not turn over and get on the horse.

Do you still go to Suide to catch rapists?

There's nothing to catch, she can't run far anyway, and she can always be where he can find it.

Go back to Yulin, they are still waiting for him.

Thinking of this, his scalp tingled, and it seemed that another pair of chicken paws coated with Kodan were touching him.

He was a scary.

He led the horse and walked listlessly on the official road.

Unsatisfactory things are often eight or nine, and they can be the same as others.

Like him, he lost his mother at a young age, and his wife when he was young, alas, his wife was ruined.

Now when he is young, he is not worried about marrying a little daughter-in-law, his life is really bitter, more bitter than Coptis chinensis.

He reached out to hug the puppy, but the puppy was not there, and he hugged the horse's head.

Qin Yuzhang doesn't want him if he marries his daughter-in-law, not to mention Luo Qi, his father and mother are there, he has a wife and children, and he is not all the way.

In this world, no one wants him, no one wants him.

Shen Yan found another stone, regardless of the stone and the mantis being married, and sat down.

The male mantis was crushed to death by him, and the female mantis saw that there was no more food in her mouth, so she slashed Shen Yan and fled.

Shen Yan didn't care about it at all, he curled up there, covered his face and cried.

Anyway, there was no one in the morning, and no one knew him anyway.

His county lord doesn't want him anymore, Xiaoya doesn't want him anymore, and Qin Jue doesn't want him anymore, he's too bitter.

He cried for a long time, then he felt comfortable, wiped away his tears, got on the horse again, made a circle in the same place, and went in the direction of Yulinwei.

He changed his mind, and he won't return to the capital for the Chinese New Year.

Qin Yuzhang and Luo Jinyan must have been in front of him again, looking angry;

Luo Qi and Huang sat together, as if carved out of a mold, looking at it;

In short, none of his fox friends are pleasing to the eye.

And Xiaoya...... got married and married the scholar named Ji Qiu. He asked people to inquire, Ji Qiu has no father, no mother, no brothers and sisters, Xiaoya married him, there is no mother-in-law to take care of, and there is no concubine and sister-in-law, which is very worry-free.

The Li family has many brothers, although there is no martial arts practice, but Ji Qiu is just a scholar, and if he fights one of the four, he will definitely not suffer.

If Ji Qiu bullied Xiaoya, the Li family would stand up for Xiaoya...... I don't need him anymore.