669, farce
Even though the Yao family doesn't look down on the Zhong family, in the end, the second young master of the Yao family is married, and the Xiao Miao family does it himself, and it is quite decent, and even invited Yu Bagongzi and Yao Qichen to go to the Zhong family to welcome their relatives.
When he went to the woman's house to greet his relatives, Yao Qishen also followed, but when he came back, Yao Qichen's face was not very good, and Yu Bagongzi's face was even more pale, but Yao Qishen gloated and ran to sell his mouth to Yao Keqing.
"The Zhong family is lively today!"
The "lively" in Yao Qishen's mouth is not a good word, Yao Keqing asked half-helplessly, "Then what kind of lively method do you say?" ”
"How did Miss Zhong marry the second brother Our two families know it, but the Zhong family is good, not ashamed, but proud! How did the Miss Zhong family rely on the second brother, and now everyone in the entire Zhong family knows about it! When we went to greet our relatives, we didn't even run into the door, the door was hidden, when the second brother was about to push the door, Yu Bagongzi reminded him to be careful of fraud, and the second brother also felt strange, so he didn't dare to push the door! A group of us were all standing at the door, but the people in the house were in a hurry and urged us to hurry in, but the more they urged us, the more we felt that something was wrong, and we didn't dare to go in! ”
"Did you end up in?" Such gossip Biyu's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he interjected and asked, feeling a little embarrassed after asking.
Yao Qishen pursed his lips, "Naturally, I went in!" I was the youngest in this group, and I said that the woman would definitely not embarrass me for the sake of me as a child, so she asked me to open the door, but I couldn't refuse, so I stepped forward and kicked the door open! Outcome...... Guess what's in the door? ”
Yao Qishen sold a pass, and Biyu was anxious, "Third young master!" Hurry up! ”
"Tut-tut......" Yao Qishen remembered the scene he saw after pushing the door, and his tongue straightened, "Woman! There were more than a dozen women standing in a row in the courtyard, red, green, yellow, purple, and the one dressed was called a bright one, which was more fancy than the bird raised in stone! ”
Yao Qishen's little servant raised a colorful warbler and bird, and Yao Qishen teased him a few times when he had nothing to do.
Yao Qishen's metaphor is very appropriate, and the warblers and Yanyan are often used in the excerpts to describe groups of exquisitely dressed women, which can be seen to be reasonable.
"Is it for the second young master to find out which of these women is Miss Zhong? This method of blocking the door is new! Biyu's face was mixed with gossip, and she was glared at by Guiyuan and stuck out her tongue.
Yao Qishen squirted out the tea in his mouth with a "poof", and said while wiping the water stains on his body, "That's not the case!" None of these people are the Zhong family's small family, and the Miss Zhong family is in the room behind them? ”
"And what are they doing here?" Even Yao Kerong couldn't stop being curious.
"Remember what I said at the beginning?" Yao Qishen reminded.
Yao Kerong thought for a while, "The reason why you first said that Miss Zhong married the second brother is known to the whole Zhong family!" ”
Yao Qishen nodded, "Yes, that's it!" There are concubines, nieces, cousins, and daughters of the in-laws in this group of people...... Yao Qishen folded his hands and counted them for a long time, "Anyway, they are all girls from the Zhong family, they all heard about the Miss Zhong family, and they think they can follow suit, and I heard that all the people in our family who go to greet are the sons of the noble families, so they all come to ......."
The next thing can be understood without Yao Qishen saying it, since the Zhong family was able to be a scoundrel in every way, and relied on Yao Qichen shamelessly, they can think of what kind of people their in-laws are, how can they easily let go of such a good opportunity to cling to the powerful? The status of the person who can accompany Yao Qichen to greet his relatives cannot be too bad, just live by one.
After the door was kicked open, a group of old men faced a group of weak and beautiful women, and their fighting spirit was extinguished for a while, and the vigilance in their hearts was gradually lowered, and even some misthinking people secretly straightened their backs and made a chic appearance, wanting to leave a suave impression in front of all Jiao'e.
It's just that these beautiful Jiao'e are not as weak and shy as they seem on the surface, and they all have hungry wolves and tigers living in their hearts, and the sons who push the door in are their prey.
These women are naturally not the opponents of the Yao family, but they do not block the door with civil and military skills, but are coquettish and obsessed with the sons.
Because there were too many women, there were fewer people from the Yao family, and two girls even fought for the same son, which made a group of people stunned.
The people who came were all scholars, and when they saw such a scene, they were so scared that they forgot to persuade them!
Watching the gentle and gentle woman move her hand is very fierce, the sideburns are crooked, the green silk is scattered, either A tore B's sleeve, or B tore A's placket, tearing it around, I don't know who tripped over whom, the two of them both fell to the ground, but they still scuffled together, and their mouths were not idle.
The person who was fought over by the two daughters was Yu Bagongzi! So in the end, Yu Bagongzi gritted his teeth and stepped forward to persuade him, but fortunately, the movement here was too big, which alarmed the Zhong family's family, and this ended the farce.
There was such a humiliating thing, looking at the ugly faces of Yao Qichen and others, no one dared to mention anything responsible, and sent Miss Zhong to the Yao family's sedan chair.
On the way back, Yao Qichen's face was not good, it was not like getting married, but like a funeral, even when he worshipped, he also had a gloomy face, pulling the red silk and walking in front of him, without caring about Miss Zhong who was covering her head and following her, Miss Zhong who almost pulled her several times fell down, if it weren't for the support of the bride, I am afraid that the ceremony of worshipping the hall would not be completed.
After worshipping the hall, Xiao Miao's learned from Yao Qikang about the farce that happened when he went to Zhong's house to greet his relatives, and Xiao Miao, who has always been used to pretending to be kind in front of people, also trembled angrily, trembling his mouth, and held back the word "hum" for a long time.
Thinking that Yu Bagongzi was wronged today, he was busy making some gifts and preparing to go to Yu's house to make amends in person when he sent Yu Bagongzi back later, but the gift was not ready, and he heard the rumor in front of him that Yu Bagongzi had gone back, so Xiao Miao increased the gift by three layers, urging Yao Qikang to send it to the Yu family quickly.
After dealing with these little Miao clans, she was about to go to the banquet to greet the guests, Yao Kerou ran to her angrily, "Mother! The second sister-in-law deceived people too much, I just casually praised the beautiful glass box on her dresser, and the girl next to her said in a weird way, "This is the dowry that our wife specially spent a lot of money to buy for our young lady, but it is very rare, and ordinary people can't buy it!" It's like I can't afford a broken box! ”