The Guo family's lunch is no different from a big pot of rice, but it is exquisite, usually it is the master Wang Hui Zhang Luo, but today Wang Hui mainly regulates family conflicts, so Yan Yunda took over the second half.

Several apprentices were busy working at the same time, Li Mu also took a hand, and after a while, a large round table was set up in the living room, on which a table full of cold and hot dishes was placed, but the amount was calculated according to the pot;

Whether it is a round table and a square table, the position facing the door must be the main seat, Guo Degang, as the head of the family and the master of this group of young men, naturally sat up. Li Mu, as a guest, came just in time for dinner, although he himself tried every means to refuse, but he was still invited by Wang Hui to the position on the left hand side of Lao Guo to enter the table; his head sat Yan Yunda, Lao Guo's right hand was Wang Hui, holding Guo Qilin in his arms.

As for the apprentices of Yue Yue and Baked Cakes, according to the rules of the cross talk world, they should not be at the same table with the master, but since they are apprentices, they are not so particular.

Lao Guo was unhappy, but he couldn't bear the righteous gaze of his daughter-in-law, so he reluctantly unscrewed a bottle of liquor, filled it with Li Muhe, picked up the wine glass and said, "You are smiling." Just now I didn't entertain well, the little brother is a guest from afar, please don't mind, don't eat and drink well. ”

After saying the half-pennible words, regardless of Li Mu's response, he took a sip of the wine in the cup and raised his hand at the people at the table:

"Open the meal!"

Yue Yue and the others were already hungry with their chests against their backs, and when they heard the master's order, they didn't care about anything, so they took a bowl and ate it with their cheeks open.

Li Mu was helpless to ignore Guo Degang's love, and Wang Hui couldn't treat him for a while, so he could only take the posture of being in charge and entertain him with a smile: "Don't pay attention to him, he is such a donkey temper, little brother, what do you like to eat, don't treat yourself as an outsider." ”

Li Mu took the opportunity to drink the wine in the wine cup dry, and said with a smile: "Thank you, sister-in-law." ”

"Who is your sister-in-law?" Guo Degang next to him accosted him coldly, and said sarcastically: "I don't remember that there is such a brother as you, don't mess with relatives." ”

Wang Hui glanced at him and kicked him under the table: "Eat!

Li Mu can see that Lao Guo is still young and vigorous now, and he is not like the later generations who will pursue the word "forbearance", otherwise he would not be sneering here and making it difficult for him to get off the stage in mid-air; from this point of view, that young master and his master when they were young, can be said to be exactly the same, their mouths are indebted, and they are brave and ruthless, if they are all here today, Li Mu's situation will definitely be embarrassing.

Fortunately, Cao Yunjin was not here today, and with the help of Guo Qilin and Wang Hui, the two gods who jumped back, it was in vain to pick up this opportunity to face Lao Guo.

"Little brother, what's your surname?"

"You're welcome, my name is Li Mu, a student at Beijing Normal University. ”

"Yo, college student, that's amazing. Wang Hui is about to laugh like a flower, you must know that the average education of their Deyun Club is still a primary school graduate: "I remember that I was just beaten up very badly that night, have you ever practiced?"

"Ha, isn't it a joke? Family heirloom skills, just exercising, not as mysterious as you think. ”

Guo Degang was sandwiched between the two of them, rolled his eyes when he heard it, and almost choked on it, is this still his own daughter-in-law?

It was originally a family banquet, but now there are more outsiders, and the atmosphere is quite delicate: the whole meal table only heard Wang Hui and Li Mu chatting without scruples, intentionally or unintentionally pulling the topic to her husband, plus Guo Qilin interjected from time to time, piggybacking on a sentence that damaged his father, even if Lao Guo didn't want to talk, he couldn't help but talk about it, just like that, the little resentment in his heart disappeared, and he and Li Mu chatted more and more, where is there a-for-tat meaning.

After eating and cleaning up the table, Yan Yunda took a few juniors and disciples to practice first, and there were only the three members of the Guo family and Li Mu left in the house, so there was no need to be restrained.

"Hey, you wrote it when you blow the lamp for a long time. ”

"Hey, it's all a game, what's the matter, clumsy work can also get into your eyes?"

"Guo Qilin likes this, I read it along. Guo Degang scratched his peach hair, grinned, "Your book is open-minded and far-reaching, those professional things are exquisite at a glance, and it is not easy for young people to do it." ”

"You've won a prize. Li Mu waved his hand, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "In terms of exquisiteness, you and your sister-in-law are admirable, and now fifty or sixty percent of the jokes in Deyun Club will not be lost, aren't they all painstakingly collected by the two of you?"

"Seeing a smile and laughing, the treasures left by the older generation, if the inheritance is broken, it will be a shame to the ancestors. ”

"Actually, I admire your innovative spirit even more. Li Mu took a sip of liquor and quietly introduced the topic into the direction he expected, "Dare to try performance methods other than traditional cross talk, cater to the taste of the audience in the new era from the joke itself, and then achieve elegance and vulgar appreciation." ”

"As expected, you must be the one who leads the direction of cross talk development in the future. ”

"Ouch, that's a big deal, how can I have that ability? ”

Lao Guo didn't expect the other party to give such a big evaluation to himself, he has always been intolerable by mainstream cross talk, when has he ever heard such heartfelt words? Facing Li Mu with a sincere face, Lao Guo only felt a little flattered, and at this moment he faintly gave birth to a sense of sympathy for his confidant.

"Alas, you have the ability, don't be modest. Li Mu waved his hand, took the opportunity to touch Guo Degang, stared at the old Guo who was sighing to himself, and said with a smile, "I believe that as long as you are given the opportunity, it is not difficult to soar into the sky." ”

"Hah, that's a joke. Lao Guo put down the wine cup, maybe he was too anxious to drink, and his black face was already a little red, "The whole Sijiu City talks about cross talk, there are not a thousand but eight hundred, this is not an elegant art, the audience is a bowl of rice to eat, the audience is not happy to watch, it is better to sweep the street to get money." ”

"Life is not easy, where are there so many opportunities?"

"Opportunities always come by accident. ”

Li Mu heard that Guo Degang's words were a little bitter, but he didn't follow the line, he twisted the wine cup, squinted at it and turned around on the tips of his two fingers, and said meaningfully: "In my spare time, I wrote a few cross talks, I hope you will taste one or two." ”

"Hey, do you still have this ability?" Guo Degang looked at Li Mu in surprise, although the other party was a popular writer, he really couldn't think that such a cross talk layman actually had the ability to make jokes?

At Wang Hui's suggestion, Guo Qilin volunteered to bring paper and pencils, and Li Mu put a magazine underneath and wrote the spot.

Lao Guo was a little dumbfounded, not to mention anything else, just this writing speed that ordinary people can't catch up!

Intrigue and strategic calculations are first of all compared to the well-informed information of all parties, and secondly, to figure out the state of mind. If you miss the first move, you may fall to the side at the beginning.

According to the time, in another month, Guo Degang will become popular all over the country with the hype of major media. But Li Mu tasted his helplessness about reality from his words, so he boldly speculated that he didn't know anything about his imminent popularity, and he didn't even have a famous cross talk.

So, he wrote out the jokes in his memory on the spot, just to see Guo Degang's reaction and give him a gift that cannot be refused.

"It's over. ”

With such a distraction, Li Mu had already closed the lid of the pen and handed over the two densely written pages. Guo Degang looked at him in surprise, took it and looked down, only to see the name of this cross talk written on his head-

You have to learn well!

………

"Sister-in-law, don't send it, I heard that Mr. Guo has work in the afternoon, you should be optimistic about Xiaobao. ”

When he came out of Guo Degang's house, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was not long before the opening of Deyun Club. Wang Hui took Guo Qilin and sent Li Mu downstairs, but Lao Guo didn't follow, he had too many things to digest.

"Brother Li Mu, sister-in-law thank you for him. Wang Hui took Guo Xiaobao's fleshy little hand and looked at Li Mu with a little gratitude.

She and Guo Degang have been collecting, sorting, and adapting cross talk together for many years, so they can naturally distinguish the good from the bad. At that time, as soon as Li Mu took out "You Have to Learn Well", she saw the doorway inside.

Because its overall style is too familiar, it is clearly tailor-made for Guo Degang and Yu Qian, and the interval between the burdens is reasonable, the weight is sufficient, and the on-the-spot performance is normal and the right hype, it is not impossible to become an instant hit.

This is undoubtedly a great gift for Guo Degang and Deyun Club, whose careers have gone up and down!

And Li Mu can give it away casually, you can see the sincerity of his apology today, as well as his open-mindedness, he is definitely a friend who can be deeply made.

In all fairness, Guo Degang was beaten in exchange for such an opportunity, it was worth it!

"Hey, sister-in-law, you're out of sight like this. Li Mu shook his head slightly disappreciatively, a smile on his lips, "Mr. Guo is not short of skills, he will think of similar jokes sooner or later, I am just adding fuel to the fire." ”

"Well, think of it as one of the gifts of atonement. ”

Wang Hui looked at the open-minded Li Mu, and she didn't know what to say for a while, thinking of the arrogant Guo Degang, she felt that it was time to help her husband sharpen his temperament.

"Uncle Mu, will you still come to the house to play?"

"You, how fat have you become. Li Mu squatted down, pinched Guo Xiaobao's meaty little face, and said with a smile: "Eat less in the future, work hard to lose weight, and when you lose weight like me, I will come to you every day to play." ”

The little fat dun tilted his head and thought for two seconds, and slapped away Li Mu's evil claws: "Words count, no playmakers!"

"A must. ”

Teasing Guo Qilin, who was a little ghost, Li Mu looked up at the floor of the Guo family, and a meaningful smile appeared on his lips.

The hook of the incense bait is ready, and it depends on whether the other party can take the bait.