Take the chapter name seriously
After resting for a while, Wei Xian played all the piano music he had played in Dongying.
"Tsk...... So, how many Bs did you put in that place?"
Le Zhengya couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
"That's all work!
Wei Xian was very dissatisfied with Le Zhengya's statement.
Pretending to be B or something, he's not good at it, okay?
…… He's just good at carrying......
"Haven't you ever been beaten?"
"No! No one has ever hit me for this!"
"Oh?"
Le Zhengya rubbed her chin and looked at him suspiciously.
If this guy was in the Celestial Empire, he would have been killed......
Just like FFF groups always like to burn couples, people who often pretend to be B will always be ...... Train?
In short, it's all a favorite plot!
"Really! Believe me! Dongying's pretending to be stricter than the Celestial Empire, if I really did this kind of thing, you wouldn't be able to see me now!"
Wei Xian spread his hands.
Believe it or not......
"I believe you for the time being!" Le Zhengya snorted softly.
Pretend that B is not hit, no one fights? Anyway, she doesn't believe it!
Wei Xian suddenly rolled his eyes and laughed strangely.
"Do you know why no one hits me when I pretend to be B?"
"Why?"
"Because I pray a lot!"
"Pray?"*2.
Two question marks appeared on Le Zhengya and Luo Tianyi's heads at the same time.
If prayer helps, then what do you need a hospital for?
"There are special conditions for this prayer, if you pretend to be B, you have to do this kind of prayer!"
Wei Xian cleared his throat and closed his eyes pretendingly.
Le Zhengya and Luo Tianyi both craned their necks to look at him.
If this trick really works, you should try it for Lezheng Dragon Tooth when you go back.
That guy has been in danger several times......
"Listen up! Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit......"
Before Wei Xian could finish speaking, he was knocked to the ground by a punch from Le Zhengya, who was flushed.
"Get out!"
If it is animated at this time, water vapor should already appear on Le Zheng Aya's head at this time.
This bastard...... Actually...... How dare you ......
Le Zheng Aya had a weapon hanging in the corner of his eyes, his face was red, and he looked condescendingly at Wei Xian, who was lying on the ground in a large shape.
And then...... Both hands pinched the bones, and the fists made a "click" sound.
"Hand ...... Mercy ......"
Wei Xian had closed his eyes in despair.
I am like a fishing boat sailing in a storm, never knowing when it will sink inexplicably......
"Die!"
Everything is still so beautiful today......
…………
"Yo! Welcome home!"
As soon as Wei Xiantuo's seriously injured body returned home, he received a cordial greeting from Weak Yinbai.
Suddenly, I felt that the injuries on my body had almost recovered.
This is the happiness that a single dog can never enjoy!
For a while, countless people in the capital didn't know why, and inexplicably wanted to burn something......
"The Celestial Empire is so interesting! You can see snacks everywhere! We ate almost all the way!"
You must know that in Dongying, roadside stalls are very strictly checked, and only in the countryside, or at night, or on special festivals, you can see some stalls selling snacks.
"Next time I take you to the food court, it's much more fun than the roadside!"
Hatsune Miku said as if to take credit from the side.
"Really?" said Muted White's eyes lit up.
Today, she has been completely conquered by the food of the Celestial Empire.
At the same time, I finally knew why the gray-haired cute thing last time was so greedy.
I can eat such delicious food until I die!
In other words, that guy doesn't seem to have enough food for ten people to eat alone......
"Now, aren't you going to take us out for fun yourself?"
Patrol Luca grumbled.
What an incompetent boyfriend!
"Ah...... Sorry, because I've been busy with something these days. ”
Wei Xian smiled apologetically.
To tell the truth, my girlfriend came to the Celestial Empire from Dongying all the way, but I asked my sister to accompany them to go shopping, I'm afraid whoever it is, I'm afraid they will be angry, right?
"Cut ~ Yaga ~ Yaga ~ Yaga ~~~"
Hatsune Miku rolled his eyelids with his fingers and grimaced at Wei Xian.
"Don't think I'm afraid of you at home!"
"It's because you're afraid of me! I've got foreign help this time!"
Hatsune Miku's nose is almost up to the sky.
"Hatsune-chan is so cute, why are you bullying her?"
The weak voice Bai asked Wei Xian with a questioning voice.
"I ......"
"How can you bear to blame Hatsune-chan for such a young child?"
Patrol Luka looked directly at Wei Xian with contempt.
"I ......"
I'm your boyfriend, why are you bullying me so much?
Is the bear child created by you in this way?
And also...... When did these three men stand on the united front?
Countless question marks rose in Wei Xian's head.
"Haha, have you seen the consequences of bullying me?"
Hatsune Miku is unusually arrogant, and he has initially met the behavioral standards of bear children.
"So, don't be too arrogant, otherwise you will definitely be hung up and beaten by the protagonist of this world!"
Wei Xian rolled his eyes.
When did this guy start watching fantasy too?
But...... This guy really has the potential to be the protagonist of this world......
After all...... The name Hatsune Miku already symbolizes top idols......
"So, you bullied me just now, how should you compensate me?"
Hatsune Miku laughs very badly.
It's that kind of chicken thief.,It's rare to see such an expression on my sister's face.,If you can put it in your previous life, it's definitely a hot emoji!
"Dry ...... What for?"
Could it be......
Wei Xian looked at the three who were sinister and sinister.
Meat...... Meat compensation?
"Smack!"
Wei Xian slapped himself fiercely.
"If it's not for the compensation I said, it won't count......"
Hatsune Miku looked at Wei Xian depressedly.
Don't think that a hard slap in the face will compensate for it...... Besides, who wants you to compensate like this!
It's almost ...... to buy a chicken leg over
The corners of Wei Xian's mouth twitched slightly, which perfectly interpreted the mood of fucking.
Even if he explained that it was just an accident, I'm afraid no one would believe it at all, right?
And...... The cause of this accident can't be explained at all!
"Let's go to the movies with Perfect tomorrow!"
Hatsune Miku said.
"Huh?"
Wei Xian was surprised.
"What's wrong? I just want to watch a movie...... Besides, isn't it right for you to accompany your girlfriend to a movie?"
Hatsune Miku rises to the point of mouth.
It's not that Wei Xian doesn't want to go, it's just that ...... Is this really a punishment?
How does it feel more like a reward?
However, after hearing Hatsune Miku's words, Wei Xian did feel quite embarrassed.
If it was other men who treated their girlfriends, it would definitely not be this time when they were at home, but they ran outside to wave.
From this point of view, I am already unqualified.
It's also fortunate that Hatsune Miku reminded me.,Otherwise, I really forgot.。。
I have to accompany my two girlfriends well, otherwise I will definitely be crying when the time comes.
"Uh...... That one...... Thanks for the reminder, Hatsune-chan. ”
Hatsune Miku was at a loss for a moment for Wei Xian's sudden thanks.
"Thank you, thank you, what's you trying to do, do you want to please me, tell you!!!"
Tsundere Lori's delicate little face was a little flushed, and the short-term teacup pretended to be drinking tea, blocking her face.
"Let's go to the movies tomorrow!"
Wei Xian stretched out his hand to Weak Tone Bai and Patrol Tone Luca.
The two looked at Wei Xian with a kind of "count you as acquaintances" eyes.
To be honest, if Wei Xian refuses with the excuse of "too busy", they will immediately go back to Dongying, the kind that they don't bring back.
"Oh, stupid, and me!"
Hatsune Miku found that he didn't seem to mention himself, and put down the teacup that was about to hang on his face, with a "vicious" face.
"What are you doing?"
Be reasonable, accompany your girlfriend to the movies and bring your sister, it seems to be ......
Forget it, if it's a sister control, don't say it......
"The main purpose of going to the movies is to thank me! plus the compensation you should have given me before!"
Hatsune Miku breathed up.
Hara, did Hara want to thank you for watching the movie, and why doesn't the logic seem right?
Also, it doesn't seem to be the compensation I mentioned before, right?
Wei Xian secretly glanced at Weak Yin Bai and Patrol Luca, and found that the two were not dissatisfied, so he was relieved.
"Good, give you a ticket to the children's park, you can go there tomorrow!"
Child...... Child...... Paradise?
Hatsune Miku was stunned for a long time before he realized what kind of place the children's paradise was, and decisively started grinding his teeth before eating.
"Wait, wait! I think we can discuss it again! Dinosaur Park, Science Museum, these places are up! And even if you play in it all day, it doesn't matter!"
"Die!"
The white teeth, full of sister's love, were imprinted on Wei Xian's skin.
"Ah!!Blood!Blood!Blood!Hatsune-chan?Stop!Blood!
"Kouga, ......" (deserved!bastard!)
Wei Xian's eyes for help were placed on the bodies of Weak Yin Bai and Xunyin Luca.
"You deserve it!, the guy who bullied Hatsune-chan!"*2.
Both of them turned their heads to the side, as if they hadn't seen it.
………………
Day 2..................
Looking at the two big and one small three people in front of him, Wei Xian was full of helplessness.
But a hungry wolf-like gaze reminded him of the misery of last night.
A band-aid on his arm is working his effects.
It is said that the hippopotamus has a great bite ability, but Hatsune Miku's bite ability is probably not small......
"Thank you for your hospitality last night!"
Hatsune Miku nodded politely.
"It tastes good!"
This is the threat of the red fruit......
Yes! It's a threat! What's wrong!
Hatsune Miku showed no signs of weakness, and the lightning in his eyes seemed to be clearly visible.
On the other side, the weak voice Bai and the patrol voice Luka didn't seem to notice the fighting intent of the two brothers and sisters here, and they were still chatting about their own topics.
"Surrender, surrender, you won. ”
Nonsense! How the hell is this meowing?
Even his two girlfriends are on each other's side!
However, things always seem to be unexpected.
"Miss, the master is looking for you now. ”
A waiter in a black dress said respectfully to Hatsune Miku.
"Eh, me?"
"Yes, the lord said that I was in a hurry to find you. ”
"Now? I want to wait a while. ”
"The master said, if you refuse, even if you tie up, you have to kidnap it. ”
Hatsune Miku showed an unwilling wail.
"What's not to say on the phone?"
"This is to prevent phone calls from being eavesdropped. ”
"I ...... I, I protest!"
Hatsune Miku tries to make the last struggle.
"Protests are ineffective. ”
The waiter replied in a very calm tone.
"Go with peace of mind, maybe grandpa is a gift for you!"
Wei Xian was already secretly happy in his heart.
Although I don't know why Wei Dongliang called Hatsune Miku over at this time, it is undoubtedly good news for him.
I went on a date with a third one, and I really wanted to have a light bulb!
Wait a minute...... It seems to be three people now......
"Bastard! Bastard! Slipped!"
Hatsune Miku had the wind under his feet, and he ran away without a trace.
"Chase!"
The waiter waved his hand, and a dozen guys with long legs and many fleshy legs who could run at a glance immediately appeared in the grass nearby, and chased in the direction of Hatsune Miku's escape.
After estimating the difference in speed between the two, Wei Xian felt that he should be able to catch up in less than ten seconds.
Sure enough, ten seconds later, a guy returned with a frustrated Hatsune Miku in his hand.
"I'm going to tell my grandfather to fire you!"
This is the last threat Hatsune Miku can do as a girl.
"Please. ”
However, these people don't seem to be worried about this.
It must have been prepared for a long time.
"Wow!"
With Hatsune Miku's scream, Wei Xian was finally relieved.
The brightest light bulb is gone, and you can finally do whatever you want!
"Hatsune-chan...... Are you alright?"
The muted white is already about to be stunned.
This family is sick, right?
Is the discipline of children so strict?
"Well, it's not a bad thing, is it?"
…………
Wei Dongliang looked at Hatsune Miku with an angry face, and the sound of his granddaughter grinding his teeth, and smiled bitterly.
"Are you going to the children's park?"
"Don't go!"
"Candy for you?"
"Do you still think I'm a child!"
"......" Sometimes, when children are older, it is not fun......
"Let me out!"
"No......"
"I'm going to pull out your beard!"
Hatsune Miku leaned over pretendingly.
"There's a wig here, you pull it out first. ”
Fortunately, I made some preparations in advance......
“……”
Hatsune Miku's heart was filled with grief for a moment.
The trust between people is gone......
How bothered to trick me into coming here and letting my grandfather take care of me......
Wei Dongliang also looked out the window.
Wei Xian, grandpa can only help you fall here......