Chapter 113 Diagnosis and Treatment Records
So, what kind of two documents made Lu Yiming so docile that he finally had to obediently sign the agreement to terminate the labor relationship with Pingping?
If Lu Yiming is just a joke to Pingping in terms of feelings, but in terms of career, Pingping is a hen that lays golden eggs - a fighting chicken among hens for Yiming Media! Her stay is directly related to the success or failure of the "Happy Forward" program and the rise and fall of Yiming Media. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
In recent years, Lu Yiming's development strategy for Yiming Media Group is: to take the "Happy Forward" program as the center and leader, and the advertising business and performing arts business as the two wings, to achieve the leapfrog development of Yiming Media - in a nutshell, it is "one center, two basic points". As the host of the program "Happy Forward", Pingping is undoubtedly the center of Yiming Media Group!
Once Lu Yiming and Pingping were warm in bed, and the lower part was tightly connected to the falcon, and Lu Yiming, who was holding both hands tightly, suddenly laughed wildly, which made Pingping surprised. After laughing, Lu Yiming suddenly leaned over and said to Ping obscenely: "Archimedes discovered Archimedes' law when he was taking a bath, I think, Comrade Ping must have discovered 'one center, two basic points' when he was doing AI, right?!No wonder it should be called the basic line of 'crotch'! "You're so reactionary, be careful to catch you!" Pingping said lightly poking Lu Yiming's forehead with her fingertips. "Now is not a special period! People can be open-minded!" "Yiming, it's better to be careful! Don't say such things outside! I have a college classmate, in order to organize a gathering of fellow villagers, he sent a text message to more than 10 fellow villagers, saying that he would go to a certain place for a certain party at a certain time and a certain day! As a result, he was careless and sent the 'party' into a 'rally', and within half an hour, the people from the public security bureau came to take him away, and came for a day trip to the public security bureau. Well, I'm in the media, how can I not know how powerful the network management and keyword filtering are...... I'm just talking to you in the bed, unless ......." "Unless what?" "Unless you rebel and report me!" "Hmph! If you want to rebel, you will also rebel! Since you are afraid that I will betray you, then you should not be nice to me?...... You have to be careful!" Pingping looked at Lu Yiming teasingly. "You dare!" Lu Yiming put his hands up and down, making Pingping can't help but scream: "Look at you, you still dare to blackmail me!" "Hehehehe, don't dare, don't dare anymore!" "With your little will, you don't need to go on any tiger chair or chili water!" "That's better than your man's 'I'm a Gong production stall worker'!" The two couldn't help laughing at the same time.
There is an allusion to the story of 'I am a Gong production stallman', dictated in the first person, with a Shandong accent: I am a maternity stall from Shandong, and I was later arrested. On the first day, the enemy gave me a lot of money -- I didn't recruit because I was a Gong production stallman! The next day, the enemy made me a high-ranking official, but I didn't recruit -- because I was a Gong production stall worker! On the third day, the enemy gave me a beautiful woman, and I ...... On the fourth day, I still wanted to recruit ...... It's a pity that he is liberated!
After laughing, Lu Yiming suddenly said in a deep voice: "Actually, there is an ancient saying that is good, 'The mouth of the people is more important than the defense of Sichuan'! The words of the masses often contain the truth!" "Lu Yiming, please give an example!" Pingping is a kindergarten teacher after all, and she can't forget to show it off from time to time. "I was on the bus talking to two female conductors who were not on the bus team. She said, 'In his ma's team, if you want him to get into dang', you have to let his ma's leader 'get into the crotch'! That one laughed and said, 'If he is like that, then wouldn't his mother He Suli have become his ma's honeycomb coal?' He Suli you know, it's a banner of our city's bus system!"Hehehehe, it's made up, right? "If you want him to enter the dang, you must first enter the crotch of his ma!" How incisive! Especially the "honeycomb coal theory" is simply the finishing touch, a miracle ...... Mouth!"Hehe, look at your incoherent speech! According to her, I would have become a honeycomb coal if I hadn't been nominally a long time ago?! What kind of investigation was conducted, and dozens of percent of the male audience in the city regarded me as the object of their intentions! You didn't think about it!""You're in business! You have nothing to lose! But I can tell you, your crotch is not allowed to let others really enter! This is the 'center' of my Lu Yiming! Oh, there are two more basic points!" Lu Yiming couldn't help but go up and down a few more times! "Oh, then you can't do it." ā¦ā¦ Old cadre?!" Pingping said with a wicked smile. "That's right, now the old cadres are going to carry out activities!" Lu Yiming kicked off the quilt like a wolf and rode onto Pingping's body.
There is an allusion to the dialogue between Lu Yiming and Pingping about "old cadres": a certain unit organized old cadres to visit and study in Shenzhen, and in the evening, the old cadres went to take a sauna, and the young lady helped the old cadre massage while pointing to his responsive lower body and asked with a smile: "What is this?" The old man hurriedly said, "Don't move, this is the old cadre." After a while, the old comrades also let go, pointed to the bottom of the almost naked young lady, and laughed: "What are you doing?" The young lady said, "Don't touch it, this is the old cadre activity center."
Now, Pingping is gone, and Lu Yiming's "veteran cadre activity center" is gone! More importantly, the development strategy of "one center, two basic points" of the Yiming Group has lost its focus! This is a major loss for both Lu Yiming and the Yiming Media Group. Lu Yiming understands that once this news is announced, Yiming Media's stock price will definitely plummet!
However, since Pingping is so important to Lu Yiming and the Yiming Group, and Lu Yiming has always been a fuel-efficient lamp, what kind of document can make him have to conform and eventually become the brine for "ordering" his pot of tofu? It turns out that one of the two documents is called "Records of Medical Diagnosis and Treatment of Trauma of Ms. Pingping", and the specific contents are as follows:
Name: Pingping (Shi Yeping)
Gender: Female
Age: 23 years old
Marital Status: Unmarried
Occupation: Host of Jingnan TV station "Happy Rush Forward".
Chief complaint: The patient visited the hospital for treatment on X year X month X, and the symptoms were multiple traumatic bleeding and bruising in the head and yin part of the bilateral ruatrium. According to the patient's statement, the trauma was caused by her boyfriend, Lu Yiming, president of Jingnan Yiming Media Group Co., Ltd., and said that Lu suffered from mental depression, and the two often had seizures when they had intercourse, which was manifested as scratching, scratching, twisting, pinching, gnawing, biting the patient's room, external genitalia and other intimate parts. The patient also claims that the reason why her boyfriend behaved in this way should be related to his ex-wife and other people...... After cleaning the wound with normal saline and dressing it with hydrogen peroxide, it is expected that the scab will heal within a week......
Note: This can be used as evidence in court for patient Pingping (Shi Yeping) to claim relevant rights and interests, and has legal effect.
The last signature of the "Diagnosis and Treatment Record" is-Tong Keji!
This transcript doesn't look professional, but it accurately hits Lu Yiming's two major sore spots: sexual state and being a turtle!
There is a movie called "Eagle Claw Iron Cloth Shirt", for a master who has practiced the magic of iron cloth shirt, there is almost no kung fu that can hurt their body, so they rely on this to do nonsense, because they think they are indestructible and indestructible. But, like Achilles' heel, this martial art also has a fatal point of weakness - the valve.
Achilles, is the mortal Peleus and the beautiful fairy Thetis baby son, in order to make his son into a "golden bell jar", Thetis was carried upside down and immersed in the River Styx when he was born, unfortunately, the heel of the obedient child was pinched by his mother but accidentally exposed to the water, leaving the only "death hole" in the body. Later, Achilles was shot in the heel by an arrow from the sun god Apollo and died.
For Lu Yiming, who has been in the business world for several years, his self-protection ability should not be underestimated. Just like practicing the magic skills of the iron cloth shirt, he thinks that he is indestructible and indestructible, which can be seen from his previous "Don't Look at Me as a Business", his "megalomania" has long been sick to the bone marrow and there is no cure. For a man, especially for a successful man, there is nothing more that hurts his self-esteem than that he is "sexually impotent," and the most hurtful thing about his self-esteem is that his wife has a relationship with another man! Once this kind of thing is widely known, even if you wear a crown on your head, you will not be able to wash away this shame! Throughout the ages, there have been countless bloody cases that have occurred because of his wife's red apricot going out of the wall, so it can also be said that wearing a green hat is far more lethal to a man than "sexual impotence" Even being castrated is even more terrifying!
Whether it's Achilles' heel or the valve of the iron cloth shirt, if you want to know its weaknesses, either you have world-class martial arts, or you are the closest person to him. Pingping and Lu Yiming have lived together for several years, and naturally know Lu Yiming's "heel" and "valve" well. She also once fantasized about using her feminine warmth to cure Lu Yiming's mental illness, but years of noisy noise and Lu Yiming's behavior made Pingping's love for him and her vision of a better life shattered, especially some recent events, which made her feel completely hopeless about the future of the two, and she had to choose to leave. However, Pingping knows very well that Lu Yiming will never easily let himself be "redeemed" from Yiming Media, so she uses such a killer trick to directly hit Lu Yiming's "valve" and force him to comply! Therefore, some people say that the person who loves you the most, once one day she (he) no longer loves you, she (he) is likely to become the person who hurts you the most! Pingping calculated Lu Yiming correctly, as long as she takes out the cauldron and sinks the boat, The courage and strength to fight to the death will definitely be able to subdue Lu Yiming, the demon, because, in the face of interests and reputation, Lu Yiming will undoubtedly choose the latter, and because reputation is the greatest interest that Lu Yiming values!
However, what kind of connection does this have with Tong Keji? Why did Lu Yiming grit his teeth and say that he would take revenge on Tong Keji? Could it be that such a "diagnosis and treatment record" that is not only unprofessional but also seriously violates Tong Keji's principle of "benevolence as a doctor" in life and work is deliberately forged by Pingping in order to force Lu Yiming to terminate the contract?
The answer is: No, it was indeed signed by Tong Keji!