(I couldn't find a specific date when Sun Wukong was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, so I had to replace it with the plot in Journey to the West.) The author of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info mentally retarded remembers that there has been a Baidu Encyclopedia...... ）

At that time, he was a human being, and he was determined to practice the truth of the fruit path.

There is no emigration to the victory after ten thousand catastrophes, and once there is a spirit of dispersion.

deceived the heavens and thought of a high position, and Ling Sheng stole Dan and was incest.

Evil is full of retribution, and I don't know when I will turn over. ”

If the Buddha exterminated the demon monkey, he called Ah Ao and Ka Ye to turn to the Western Elysium together. From time to time, there was a canopy, and Tianyou hurriedly came out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and said: "Please stay less, my lord will come." ”

When the Buddha heard this, he looked back and looked back. Suddenly, I saw the eight scenes of Luanyu, the nine light treasure cover, the sound of the song and the wonderful music, the chant of the immeasurable god chapter, the scattered treasure flowers, spraying the real incense, until the Buddha Xie said: "Duomeng Dafa to collect the demons and evils, hope to come and stop for one less day, please make a feast for a while." ”

If you don't dare to disobey, you will clasp your hands together and thank you: "The old monk Chengda Tianzun announced that he came here, what kind of magic power does it have? Dare to thank you?"

The Jade Emperor sent a decree, that is, the gods of the Thunder Department, separately invited the three Qings, the four emperors, the five elders, the six divisions, the seven yuan, the eight poles, the nine Yao, the ten capitals, and the thousand true saints, to come here to the meeting and thank the Buddha. He also ordered the four heavenly masters and the nine heavenly fairies to open the Yujing Golden Gate, Taixuan Treasure Palace, and Dongyang Jade Pavilion, and invite Rulai to come to the Qibao Lingtai, transfer the seats of each class, and arrange the dragon liver and phoenix pidony, and the jade liquid peach.

No, that Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, Taiqing Daode Tianzun, Wudou Xingjun, Sanguan Four Sages, Jiuyao Zhenjun, Zuo Fu, Right Bi, Tianwang, Nezha, Xuanxu should be well-informed, on the pair of flags, double banner covers, all holding pearls and treasures, longevity and strange flowers, to the Buddha to worship and say: "Feeling like immeasurable mana, subduing the demon monkey." Mengda Tianzun set up a banquet and called, and we all came to thank you. How about you please set up a member of this meeting?"

If you come to receive the trust of the gods, you can say: "If you want to make a name today, you can make a 'Antiy Conference'." The immortals and elders said in unison: "What a 'Antiy Conference'! What a 'Antiy Conference'!"

…………… The above is from Journey to the West...............

If Sun Wukong is suppressed, the Jade Emperor naturally wants to set up a banquet to entertain him.

And the banquet is not only about food, but also about dancing that can be regarded as a talent show for modern people.

Well...... The word talent show is only applied to TV shows, and if it is applied to officials, it is corruption!

It's not negotiable to send you to the bureau to pick up soap.

Oh yes, this is ancient times, and people in ancient times called it 'Fengya'.

But about this, Yakumoji really doesn't understand. I don't understand what is the elegance of this matter?

Isn't it just corruption as a different word?

Since Journey to the West was adapted into a TV series, Yakumoji has always had such doubts......

He really couldn't figure it out.

All the bigwigs in the heavenly realm gathered to watch Chang'e, an old widow who had been in the wilderness for thousands of years, what kind of elegance did she have about being coquettish? In particular, there was a marshal-level bigwig who was expelled because of this incident!

Especially when he went to the countryside to reform, he also became a robber and did the work of robbing people's daughters.

Well...... Although it was someone who lured the wolf into the house.

However, it has to be said that the hypocrisy of Buddhism has reached a certain level.

I said before that the food at the banquet has dragon liver and phoenix marrow...... But that's still so enjoyable!

And at this moment, the gods and Buddhas who were watching Chang'e's singing and dancing finally discovered ......

Beside some of the palace maids around, there seemed to be several obstructive black figures.

Look closely.

Only to find that none of them were carrying a black box twice the size of their heads on their shoulders?!

And just when they were puzzled, a small wooden cart carrying a cart of strange objects slowly walked past them.

"Peanuts, melon seeds, twist candy, beer, drinks, eight-treasure porridge. The third elder of the Li family in front of him put away his feet. ”

For an instant, there was silence.

The people who watched Chang'e dance turned their attention to the person pushing the small cart.

Chang'e, who was dancing, the female official who danced for Chang'e, and the ceremonial officer who was playing the musical instrument also stopped their movements and looked at the person pushing the trolley.

And that person is Yakumoji Temple.

The people carrying the black wooden boxes around were the nine sisters of the Gu family.

The black wooden box was actually a high-definition camera produced by the Alice Group that Yakumoji had once wielded...... 6 million for one unit!

Yayun Temple asked the nine sisters of the stock family to carry these cameras, for today's scene!

You must know that the havoc in the TV series and the havoc in the real sense can never be compared!

In order to shoot a real havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Yakumoji began to sit and prepare a hundred years ago in the morning.

So far, the shooting has finally been successful!

Whether it was Sun Wukong becoming Bi Ma Wen, or Sun Wukong being stuffed into the alchemy furnace and burning, none of the Eight Cloud Temple was left behind.

"It's you again!"

After seeing the figure of Yayun Temple, the young Nezha immediately shouted.

"Yes, it's me! What do you want? Everything I have here is delicious! How about making spicy noodles? Just ask your master to give me a section of the lotus root that he used to resurrect you. ”

Yakumoji smiled, and took out the spicy strip and shook it in front of Nezha.

Nezha didn't care about this, but the Yuan Shi Tianzun and Rulai behind Nezha had a gloomy face.

It is not surprising that Yuan Shi Tianzun was present, as I said before, Yuan Shi Tianzun and the other two Sanqing were present.

And since Yuan Shi Tianzun learned the identity of the Eight Cloud Temple from the Dao Ancestor, the Yuan Shi Tianzun no longer had any thoughts about the Eight Cloud Temple.

also because he can't beat Yakumoji.

But the real reason why Yuan Shi Tianzun's face was not good-looking was because of the sentence that Yayun Temple said, the sentence that asked Nezha for lotus root.

Yes, Nezha's master, Taiyi Zhenren, used lotus root in order to resurrect Nezha, which is good...... It's just that......

Tema Taiyi Zhenren is the apprentice of Yuan Shi Tianzun!

If you instigate other people's apprentices and grandchildren in front of your ancestors, it's strange that your ancestors will have a good face!

If he came to be gloomy, it was because he met Yakumo Temple again, and the enemies were very red when they saw each other.

Needless to say, this is not to be said.

And although Bayun Temple took out the spicy strips and shook them in front of Nezha, Nezha was unmoved.

Thinking about the opposite, Nezha was still looking at Yayun Temple as if he was facing a great enemy.

Not only Nezha, but most of the immortals in this Lingxiao Treasure Hall were hostile to the Eight Cloud Temple.

But it's no wonder, they have seen the person who stabbed Yuan Shi Tianzun in Yayun Temple!

"Allahala...... Nezha doesn't want spicy strips, forget it, what about you?"

Yakumoji looked around. Road.

"Does anyone want to buy something?"

“……”

After about a minute, no one answered.

At this point, Yayun Temple had no choice but to retract the cart into the gap and slowly flew to the side of the nine sisters of the Gu family.

"What are you here for?"