Eleven o'clock in the morning. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Hong Ning hasn't gotten up yet, he watched a series of movies last night, and he actually found that the more he watched, the more interesting it became, and he watched the five parts of the entire series in one go, and didn't go to bed until three o'clock in the morning.

And now he's snuggled under the covers and smiling at his phone like a psychopath.

He looked at the chat history of a QQ group, the name of this group is "handsome is one word".

What? Who took the name of such a non-mainstream stupid hanger?

It was Hong Ning who took the goods, and this group was created by him, except for him, there were only a few people, Chen Lu, Wang Feng and Monkey, who liked to brag and fart in it when they had nothing to do.

The three people inside were talking, and their respective group nicknames were "dog", "pig" and "monkey", which were also modified by Hong Ning, the group leader.

The chat transcript is as follows:

"Monkey": "Is it okay to look at this?" and then below is a picture, the background is on a certain mountain, behind the cliff, and then he took a photo with a beautiful girl in minority costumes, the girl is still holding his arm, this photo is not as obscene as myself, smiling very sunny, and actually looks particularly pleasing to the eye.

"Dog" (Chen Lu): "Yes, yes, this girl looks okay, but looking at the photo, there is always a feeling that a good cabbage has been arched by a pig." It was accompanied by a smirking emoji.

"Monkey": "Damn, you're a dog!" the monkey sent a blood-stained expression on a dagger.

"Pig" (Wang Feng): "Haha, he was originally a dog, isn't this all written!"

"Monkey": "......"

"Dog": "......"

"Pig": "What's wrong with you?"

"Dog": "MD! It must be the surname Hong who changed it for us again! Look at your nickname!"

After a while......

"Hong stupid hanging! sure enough, it's you! Get out of here!"

"Damn! This thing has been changed to 'zookeeper' for himself! I must kill him next time I come out!"

"@动物园管理员, grandson, don't dive, I know you're watching!"

"You're a dog!"

"You're a pig!"

"You're a monkey...... Okay, I'm okay with this, but I'm still going to kill you!!"

……

"Hahahaha...... A group of stupid hangers......" Hong Ning sat on the bed and laughed so much that his stomach hurt, he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, and now he has consumed so much energy after laughing for so long, he is even hungrier.

"Okay! Lift the seal!" he shouted as he lifted the covers.

However, after waking up, he thought that he could only eat instant noodles, although he had money now, there was no pressure on him to go to the restaurant, but he was lazy! There didn't seem to be much to do in the afternoon, and he instantly became listless again.

It's a holiday, so it's better to go to work.

It's the same as when I used to go to school, I want to go to school for the holidays, and I look forward to the start of school during the holidays.

But I'm going to work tomorrow.

"Well, get through the day. With a sigh, he began the skillful instant noodle process again.

"Bang bang bang!" just then, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Who?" Hong Ning was stunned and shouted outside.

At this time, it stands to reason that no one would come to him.

"Me!" Hong Ning still recognized this voice, wasn't it the violent woman next door?

"It's coming. He walked over and opened the door, and saw Cheng Xiaoyu standing upright outside.

"Something?"

"Are you okay today?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"Can you ...... Do me a favor?" Cheng Xiaoyu hesitated for a while, seemed to have a very fierce ideological struggle, and said with a twist and a twist on his lip.

Yo he! It's a little interesting, what can make her look like this? Hong Ning frowned slightly, and looked at her with a playful expression, "You say, what's the matter?"

It took about a minute......

"What ??!"

Hong Ning's jaw was about to drop, and he stared at the woman in front of him who had broken his arm just a few days ago.

"You...... You're going to let me play your boyfriend?!" he exclaimed.

Just now Cheng Xiaoyu told him that an old friend of hers wanted to see her, and she lied before that she had a boyfriend in the Chinese department, and was going to let her distant cousin, who was really a doctor in the Chinese department, play it, but her cousin was suddenly hospitalized, and she couldn't find anyone else for a while, so she came to him.

"Can you stop making such a fuss?I'm afraid who doesn't know?!" Cheng Xiaoyu glared at him fiercely and said, "Isn't it just to act, I really can't find anyone to find you, and besides, shouldn't it be your honor?"

I'm honored to be your sister!

Is there such a request from you?!

Although I'm very idle today, I'm not interested in this kind of thing at all, okay! And why are you people in the city so good at playing?! Boyfriends have to find someone to pretend to? Can you be more sincere and less routine!

He really wanted to complain, but he was a little afraid that she would be angry for a while and then use violence against him......

"Ahem, why do you want to lie to others? They're all friends, why don't you just tell her the truth?"

"No way!"

"Why?"

"I compared her from childhood to adulthood, from clothes to grades to birthday gifts...... This time she came back from abroad, got a boyfriend, and said that she was a graduate student in the Chinese department, so of course I can't lose to her!"

"So...... You just say you have a boyfriend with a Ph.D. in Chinese?"

“…… Well. ”

“……”

Hong Ning stared blankly at her serious appearance.

The comparison between women is really terrifying! It is the first time he has seen this kind of thing when he has lived so much, and he has seen what it means to die to save face and live to suffer.

However, this kind of thankless thing is naturally unwilling to be done.

"I'm sorry, I refuse. Hong Ning said very decisively, and then he was about to close the door.

"Wait a minute!" Before the door was closed, Cheng Xiaoyu pushed him back, and Hong Ning once again realized how amazing this girl's strange power was, and his whole person was almost overthrown!

"Grandma, I really can't do it! I have never had this kind of experience, and I am not a doctor of Chinese at all!!" Hong Ning said helplessly.

"It's okay, you just have to go to dinner with me, and then you can act when the time comes. ”

"No!" Hong Ning shook his head, still refusing.

"You... You have to help me!" Cheng Xiaoyu stomped his feet, a bit of a trick.

"Hey, why? We don't seem to know each other that well, do we?"

"You...... You're going to help me!"

“……”

Hong Ning never expected that this woman would actually be spoiled by him, and she had goosebumps all over her body, mother, how could he stand this! This is going to kill him!

When he was at home, every time his sister asked him for something, he didn't give it, and then he was coquettish, Hong Ning couldn't stand a woman's coquettishness, and every time his sister was coquettish, he immediately complied.

It's over, it's over, and I've been caught in weakness now.

He still strongly refused in his heart, but this Nizi's big watery eyes stared at him softly, and it seemed that if he didn't agree to her, he might cry......

Alas, what iniquity have I made!

"You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Cheng Xiaoyu asked as he looked at the instant noodles on the table in his room that had just been opened and had not yet had time to put in the bowl.

"Hmm. ”

"I made back to the pot today, if you do me this favor in the evening and accompany me to dinner, how about letting you eat with me at noon today?"

From just now, Hong Ning had already smelled the strong aroma of the meat coming from the next room.

"Hmmm......"

"Since you insist like this, then it's okay, but I'm doing this out of humanitarianism, not because of the meat in the pot, let's go, and the food won't taste good when it gets cold for a while......"