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Chapter 609: Brother Monkey Goes on a Blind Date

In the afternoon, the fat man stayed at the construction site and followed the work, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many things in the tunzi and he couldn't get out, the fat man was really willing to stay here, sweat with everyone, and then die of a tired thief, eat and sleep well.

Seeing that the fat man was stunned to carry a prefabricated board, the construction team was all served, and I had seen a lot of strength before, at most two sacks, four hundred catties, this prefabricated board, how to say that there are six or seven hundred catties, generally speaking, four people on the flat ground are lifted into the car, and then they are all lifted up with a crane, and they can play on their own, this is still a person!

So the fat man had another nickname - racing crane, and it quickly spread on the construction site, and the workers who were not very familiar with him before immediately remembered this white fat guy.

"The crane is not good, if it is called a sable cicada, it will be successful. "The fat man carried the prefabricated board on his back, and while walking like flying, he could also have fun with everyone.

"Diao Chan is not good, with your fat strength, it is estimated that you have to compare with Yang Guifei. A worker who is more familiar with the four beauties jokes with the fat man.

The few people next to him pushed the prefabricated board with a car: "Fatty, if you stay at our construction site to work, the progress can be accelerated, good guy, it's only half an afternoon, and twenty-six pieces have been transported, which is more than the four of us combined." ”

"Hehe, I'm just a big one. The fat man accosted them, and then he heard the sound of running footsteps behind him: "Fatty, when are you going back?"

"Brother Monkey, I won't go first, I will work on the construction site for a few days, I heard that I can earn five yuan a day with such labor. The fat man walked forward with his waist bent, and his very honest voice came from under the prefabricated board.

The monkey was in a hurry, gritted his teeth and took out ten yuan from his pocket, and the cat bent his waist and ran parallel to the fat man: "This is not for you, I will hire you for two days!"

"What kind of money are we two mentioning—" said the fat man. When the monkey listened, Ma Yu picked up the ten yuan: "This is a good brother." ”

"You just carry this prefabricated slab on my back. The fat man added unhurriedly.

Looking at the big guy made of reinforced concrete, the monkey almost hit his head on it: Good guy, don't talk about carrying it, just this small body, don't even think about moving if you shoot it below, and it's not like a sparrow.

The fat man carried the prefabricated slab to the bottom of the crane, and then clapped his hands: "Brother Monkey, let's go." ”

Li Suozi happened to pass by with two baskets of sand on the side: "Brother Monkey can't think about it, he jumped into the river, hehe-"

"I still want to tease him, are you kid sowing discord?" The fat man looked at Li Suozi with a wicked smile on his face, and immediately asked.

"I heard that Brother Monkey was going back to the village for a blind date, so I asked him to take a bath. Li Suozi said ghostly, knowing that the fat man was teasing the monkey, so he gave him a touch, and the monkey was a bit of an authority fan.

The fat man moved a stone and put it in Li Suozi's basket, the burden fell back and forth, Li Suozi staggered, and his mouth was full of energy: "Fat brother, it's unstable——"

The fat man picked up another piece and put it in the basket at the back: "This time it's balanced, hehe." ”

"Well, my burden is balanced, and your heart is balanced. Li Suozi didn't dare to put down the burden, gritted his teeth and picked out more than ten meters, and stayed away from the fat man, so he put down the flat burden and pushed the stone to the ground.

The fat man walked to the hot springs, and from afar he saw the monkey stripped naked and fluttering in the pool. The fat man also took off his clothes and got in, and lay down comfortably on the water, floating at will.

"Brother Monkey, rub it well, clean up the neat one, and your hair has to be cut, and you have to have the whole traitor head of Sanqi Kai. ”

The monkey is indeed very thin, and the ribs of the rib fan are one by one, looking at the fat man for white and fat, he is envious: "How good it would be if you gave me ten catties of extra meat." ”

The fat man threw him a piece of violet soap, and the monkey squeaked and rubbed it violently, and he almost ate half of it in his stomach. The fat man rubbed his back again, and then he washed it clean.

Back to the goose factory, the monkey changed into clothes, sat on the fat man's big defense, sneezed all the way, and returned to the backer. Take a bath this month, although it is a hot spring, but other facilities have not been built, the water is cold, and the fat man is fine, and others can't stand it.

"Li Suozi doesn't do good things-ahhhhh

"Brother Monkey, it is estimated that this marriage will be in vain, when people see your small physique, you are still a sick man, and you are worried about marrying and being widowed. The fat man had no sympathy at all, and was still talking cool there, and when he was in a hurry, even his nose and tears flowed out with his sneezes.

I came home in the evening, and as soon as I entered the courtyard, the monkey muttered his nose and said, "There is another flower-faced fox here, it seems to be older than that, and I will be unlucky when I see them!"

The two old foxes were eating in the sunset, and they didn't bother with the monkeys. The monkey was furious, and he was about to play with the stick, when he heard the fat man's voice coming: "It's best not to do it, Li Wuye and the fat old man both said that if anyone dares to move their fingers, they will play with whom." ”

"Really?" the monkey had no choice but to put down the stick, which he would rather believe than believe.

Seeing the monkeys, Mao Mao and several of them hid in the house, and even the little boss was far away from him, as if he knew that this guy used to specialize in abducting and selling underage monkey cubs. is still stupid and more honest, treating everyone equally, stretching out a big slap to hug him, and being pulled aside by the fat man: "Your brother monkey has a cold and flu, headache, fever, runny nose, and head pain, be careful not to infect." ”

"Like you said, can I still live!" The monkey and the fat man are together, which is two words: grievance.

"Brother Monkey, except for being greedy and cheap, and being scathing, there is nothing wrong with you. Let me tell you, this blind date, my own stinky problem has to be changed. I'll hit you a few times, but it's actually for your own good. The fat man patted the thin shoulder of the monkey, and he didn't give the sweet date a slap.

The monkey grinned, and then nodded again, he knew that the fat man was telling the truth.

"Let's go into the house for dinner—" Qiqi poked out his little brain and called them out in a small voice, and they all heard the fat uncle grinding outside for a long time.

After the meal, the fat man boiled a big bowl of ginger soup for the monkey, drank it hotly, covered the big quilt on the kang head, and sweated all over, and got up the next morning, the cold was cured, and the monkey became energetic again, and the little eyes were shining.

"Calm down, you must be calm, look at your eyes, it's like howling, it's strange if you don't scare people away. The fat man pressed him to the bench and looked at him carefully, and the big pigtails and little flowers were also watching.

"It's not pleasing to the eye—" the fat man muttered.

"Hee-hee, it seems to be a strange uncle. From Kiki's mouth, he spat out a term that he hadn't used in a long time.

The fat man thought so: "The image of Brother Monkey, the whole strange uncle, hurry up and pick it up." After saying that, he picked up the clipper, and without saying anything, he shaved the monkey's head, picked up the razor again, and now put on a new blade, clicked and shaved the beard, and then asked, "Do you want eyebrows?"

"Why do you want to make me bald!" The monkey looked in the mirror, and he was really younger, and he looked much better.

changed into a set of Mao suits bought for him with big braids, and put on big leather shoes, and then even Qiqi and Ye Zi clapped their hands: "Uncle Monkey is handsome." ”

"Handsome, stupid? "Of course the monkey doesn't understand, thinking that handsome is handsome and stupid.

"Don't listen to their nonsense, it's just handsome enough to look at everyone else. "It's still the fat man who can speak, and he smiles and scratches his ears and cheeks.

"Brother Monkey, this action has to be a little stiff, it's too undignified, and the waist board has to be pulled up, and now it's also the field leader, and he is in charge of thousands of subordinates. The fat man was picking faults while cheering up the monkeys.

The location of the blind date was at the fat man's house, and at ten o'clock in the morning, there was a shouting from the big foot sister-in-law outside: "The fat man came out to pick up the guests——"

The fat man scratched the back of his head: Why is this so awkward, but he still walks out. The monkey also followed his ass in a hurry, and was glared back by the fat man.

I saw a sister-in-law leading a woman in her thirties to stand outside the gate, good guy, tall, fat and big, slightly inferior to the fat man. However, looking at the face, it is simple and energetic, and it is definitely not a tigress or anything like that.

"It's coming, let's get into the hospital. The fat man was shocked, but his mouth was open with enthusiasm. When the woman saw the fat man, her face turned red, and she peeked carefully.

The fat man coughed: "What, sister-in-law Bigfoot, my daughter-in-law is in school, leave this matter to me." He figured that the woman had taken him on a blind date. This is worth it, isn't it Hefei when you get together, and no matter how strong the kang face is, you can't stand it.

Mao Mao was clumsy and they had to move forward, but they were all pushed aside by the fat man, and then entered the house. Sister-in-law Bigfoot saw the monkey, her eyes also lit up, and her eyes smiled: "Let me introduce to you, this is the director of our backing mountain goose factory - Brother Monkey, this is Zhang Cuihua of Zhangjiazhuang." ”

"Cuihua, hehe, sit down. "The monkey trickster stepped forward, okay, the people's Cuihua can really put him down, taller than him, fatter than him, such a comparison, the monkey is like a little doll.

Bigfoot sister-in-law was also funny in her heart: so many objects have been introduced, and the gap is a bit big, and it is estimated that it will be enough.

Maomao They were busy serving tea and pouring water, Zhang Cuihua looked rare, especially a few small parrots in the house, which looked good-looking and had clever mouths, which were really attractive.

After chatting for a while, the fat man threw a look at Bigfoot's sister-in-law, and then said, "I'll go to Zhang Luo for dinner first, and you will chat slowly." ”

Bigfoot understands a lot: "What delicious food does the fat man make, I will also be busy with you." ”

"I-I'll go--" The monkey jumped to the ground and ran out with a puff of smoke. Bigfoot pushed him into the house: "What are you doing when you come out, go back to the house!"

"I'm going to talk to the fat man about something. The monkey hurriedly pulled the fat man outside: "Hehe, fat man, I don't have any opinion on this matter, I just want to find a big waist and a big butt, and give birth to a few more monkey cubs!"

"Brother Monkey, is your little body okay?" the fat man quipped.

"Hehe, don't look at me small, but that's—but it's strong!" shouted the monkey with a white face.

The fat man hurriedly covered his mouth: "Be quiet, what are you shouting about this, you agreed, but I don't know what people mean." ”