Chapter 21: The Troubles of Mortals

In the face of absolute strength, even if Mu Jinyun and the others were dissatisfied, they could only bow their heads and accept their fate, although they were not happy in their hearts, they had to accompany the Shaoxue Sect Master to explore.

It's just that I haven't gone far before a new problem arises, a problem? Of course, it's a matter of ordinary people's troubles.

Xiao Hatfeng had food hidden on his body, and this secret had been learned by Mu Jinyun, and under his stern threat, the former had to obediently serve the food.

Brother Mu was finally able to eat and drink to his heart's content, and he had a full meal.

Touching his bulging belly, he felt a lot of emotions in his heart.

Since coming to the fairy world, not only is he hungry, but he is also full of murderous opportunities, and he really misses the peaceful life in the mortal world, and misses the time when he had dinner with Ziyan.

He was satisfied, but new problems followed.

Mortals need to be metabolized, and it is good to be full of wine and food, but wine is to be "small", and full of food will produce "big".

The big one can't come for a while, and the small one will arrive soon, and our old brother wants to boo.

Makitsu searched around the cabin, looking for a convenient place.

Gong Shaoxue noticed the abnormality and couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"

"Where's the bathroom?"

"What is a bathroom?"

"It's a bathroom, this ship won't even have a bathroom, right?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, what is a restroom?"

"Toilets, latrines, places to drain waste!" replied Makizumo eagerly.

Gong Shaoxue's face turned red, and she glanced at him fiercely, "No, how can there be a toilet on the flying magic weapon." ”

This is true, but any flying magic weapon in the immortal realm, no matter how high or low his grade, will not dig a dung pit in it.

This is a magic weapon used by immortals, and it is not an airplane for mortals.

For immortal cultivators, when the cultivation level reaches the fifth level of qi refining, they can go without eating.

Since there is no need to eat and drink, there is no need to worry about excretion, so naturally I will not consider the problem of building a toilet.

But Mu Jinyun can't do it, he is now urinating urgently, how can you make it convenient for him without a toilet.

Gong Shaoxue had no choice but to drop the spaceship and open the hatch for him to go out.

Anyone who likes to drink knows the fact that there is more than one thing after drinking, and this time it will be convenient, and it won't be long before it comes.

So the joy was great, and the magic weapon of the Shaoxue Sect Master took off and landed for a while, tossing and turning again and again, just because the mortals of Mu Da needed to be relieved.

Gong Shaoxue was furious about this, and strictly ordered Xiao Hafeng not to provide food to Mu Jinyun anymore, only to give him pills, and not to eat any food.

This move was resolutely opposed by Mu Jinyun.

Since he came here, he has been forced to hang himself with pills, and now he can finally eat enough, how can he agree if you let him return to the pre-liberation period.

As the saying goes, the people take food as the sky, and the taste of starvation is really uncomfortable, so Mu Jinyun argues with Gong Shaoxue for this.

The latter obviously couldn't say anything about him, so he could only threaten: "Shut up, if you say it again, I will seal your six senses, so that you can't feel anything, and you won't feel hungry." ”

"You dare to seal my six senses, I swear that I will hate you, although I am only a mortal, I will not be bullied, if you don't believe it, you can try it. Mu Jinyun replied coldly.

I thought that the snow fairy would be furious about this, but I didn't expect that Gong Shaoxue was just stunned for a moment, and then turned around and stopped looking at him.

Xiao Hatfeng hurriedly came over to play a round and pulled Mu Jinyun aside, "Brother-in-law, don't quarrel with Sister Xue, Sister Xue did the right thing, you really shouldn't continue to eat." ”

"Why, I'm not an immortal, and I don't have Bigu!"

"Brother-in-law, you may think that I have been playing tricks on you and deliberately not providing you with food, I admit that I have thought this way, but more often, it is for safety reasons. ”

"Nonsense, what's the matter with safety?"

"Brother-in-law, if you think about it carefully, how can people eat grains and grains without excretion, cultivators have a keen sense of six senses, if you are allowed to eat normally, it is easy to expose your whereabouts. ”

Mu Jinyun suddenly realized that this truth is very simple, after excretion, no matter how you deal with it, there will be clues, it is like telling the trackers, "Come on, I'm here!"

Knowing the reason, the person immediately became twisted, glanced at Gong Shaoxue, and Mu Jinyun smiled a little embarrassedly: "Don't blame the fairy, it's Xiaosheng who is messing around, don't worry, I will never eat anything from now on." ”

Gong Shaoxue ignored him, but the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, revealing a smile.

Mu Jinyun couldn't see her face, and seeing that she didn't pay attention to herself, she thought that her anger had not subsided, so she laughed dryly a few times and shifted the topic to other places.

"Sister-in-law, what are the six senses?"

Xiao Hatfeng responded with a smile: "It turns out that you don't know, the six senses refer to the eye, ear, nose, tongue, body and consciousness. ”

"Corresponding to the six roots of human eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, and mind, and the six dusts of color, sound, fragrance, taste, touch, and law, the six understandings of seeing, smelling, smelling, taste, perception, and knowing are born. ”

Mu Jinyun sighed, "What will happen to the six senses after they are sealed?"

"If the six senses are sealed, people will become dead wood, and they will not know anything. ”

Mu Jinyun understood, glanced at Gong Shaoxue secretly, and scolded secretly in his heart: "This girl wants to turn Lao Tzu into wood, it's really ruthless." ”

After pondering for a while, he suddenly had an idea, and said to Xiao Hatfeng: "Sister-in-law, I am a mortal after all, and if I am a mortal, I will feel hungry and thirsty, and that taste is really uncomfortable. ”

Xiao Hatfeng clapped his hands and applauded, thinking that this idea was really good, and after sealing his body, there would be no hunger, wouldn't this hunger problem be solved perfectly.

The little guy rolled up his arms and sleeves, and immediately wanted to do something to his brother-in-law.

"Stop!" Gong Shaoxue said with a sigh.

walked over and glared at Mu Jinyun, "Nonsense, after the body is sealed, the body will lose its touch, and you are likely to be in danger and don't know it, isn't it very dangerous to do this." ”

"Then you still want to seal my six senses just now, why don't you say it's nonsense?"

"I told you what you can do, if you dare not listen to me, I will definitely seal you, but only I am allowed to touch you, no one else can do it. ”

This was a little ambiguous, and the pretty face of the snow fairy instantly turned red, and she took out a bottle of elixir from the storage ring and threw it to Mu Jinyun.

"You only need to take one capsule a day, and after taking it, you won't feel hungry or thirsty. ”

After finishing speaking, he ignored Mu Jinyun, turned around and walked to the console, and continued to control the spaceship.

Xiao Hatfeng took the Dan bottle from Mu Jinyun's hand, opened the cap of the bottle and looked inside, put it under his nose and sniffed it, and then nodded at him reassuringly.

Mu Jinyun picked up the Dan bottle, and said to Gong Shaoxue with some embarrassment: "Thank you Snow Fairy for giving Dan, fairy, can you trouble you to fall down again." ”

Gong Shaoxue frowned slightly, turned to look at him, "Why are you here again, didn't you give you the pill." ”

"Wronged, I'm stock, it's really stock. ”

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When Mu Jinyun and Xiao Hatfeng saw the so-called Soul Eater Abyss, they were both surprised, it was a bustling city, and the streets were full of lights and people.

Where is this Soul Devouring Abyss, it is obviously the immortal world that never sleeps!

Seeing their doubts, Gong Shaoxue explained in a low voice: "You don't have to suspect anything, this is it, don't be confused by its appearance, the truth is often hidden in the flashy darkness." ”

"What does the fairy mean by that? Is all this false?" asked Mu Jinyun puzzled, "This city, these people, these objects are all unreal illusions?"

"You misunderstood, they are all real, but they don't know when the disaster comes. Gong Shaoxue replied lightly.

"What kind of catastrophe is coming?"

"Let's find a place to stay first, and I'll tell you more when we get there. ”

The three of them entered the city, and Gong Shaoxue took them around and found a secluded alley.

After making sure that there was no one around, she took out a jade plaque from her arms, scanned it repeatedly with her divine sense, and finally nodded, "That's right, this is it, let's go buy a house." ”

Mu Jinyun listened inexplicably, buying a house, what to do when buying a house, just find an inn to live in, knowing that she will definitely not be untargeted, just follow her.

Unexpectedly, Gong Shaoxue raised her head at him, "You are a man, don't count on me for anything, it's time for you to come forward, the third house on the right, you go and buy that house." ”

"Why do you want me to go? I don't know the housing prices in the fairy world, and I don't know how to make a transaction, how can I buy a house and call my sister-in-law to go!"

"Confused, we are both dressed as subordinates, how can there be subordinates to hide and relax, the little master personally negotiates, go quickly, I can help you on the side." ”

"It's not a matter of whether I can help or not, but what excuse do I use to buy someone's house?"

"Then I don't care, for your own reasons, I don't have a problem. ”

"You, why are you so strong?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, the people in that mansion are all mortals, there must be that kind of place in it, after buying it, I can allow you to eat and drink as much as you like. ”

Mu Jinyun was forced to have no choice but to walk over, and Gong Shaoxue and the others followed behind him.

When he came to the courtyard gate, the old brother first listened attentively, there seemed to be a woman's voice talking inside, speaking very quickly, as if she was scolding, and there was a courtyard door through which she couldn't hear what she was saying, anyway, there were people inside.

After a few taps on the knocker, Mu Jinyun said politely, "Excuse me, is anyone at home?"

There was no movement in the courtyard, and after a while, there was a sound of footsteps, and someone came to the gate, and the courtyard door was immediately opened, and a middle-aged man held the door panel and looked at them vigilantly.

Mu Jinyun clenched his fists and said: "This eldest brother is invited, the old man took the liberty to disturb, please forgive me, may I ask, are you the owner of this family?"

The middle-aged man didn't say no, but asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"If you are the owner of this house, then I am looking for you, I have a great benefit to give you, can we go in and negotiate?"

The middle-aged man hesitated for a while, looked at the three people in front of him repeatedly, and hesitated for a long time before opening the courtyard door, "You all come in!"