In this rehearsal, some people rehearsed very hilariously. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

For example, Xiao Ran and Jay Chou.

There are also people who are shocked, such as Baobao, Cheng Sijia, Zeng Minjie, Wu Jiang, etc.

For the rest, there are some people who are jealous and depressed, and the representative characters are Yu Fan, who was slapped in the face by Xiao Ran, and the rich second generation Xiang Yang.

On the way back, Jay Chou also told Xiao Ran that Xiang Yang's family background is very deep, let him pay attention to it, otherwise he will suffer, for fear that he will be suppressed in the entertainment industry.

Xiao Ran agreed verbally, but he didn't think so in his heart.

I didn't want to mix in the entertainment industry, even if Xiang Yang spent money to find someone to smear him, it was useless.

The next day, it was the battle of the top five of Jay Chou's team, and Xiao Ran also came to the backstage of Zhejiangtai early to wait.

Boredom, Xiao Ran opened the live broadcast with his mobile phone.

What he didn't expect was that as soon as he entered the live broadcast room, there were more than n barrages popping up.

"How about it, I guessed right, Kunshen is such a cheap person, he will definitely come to the live broadcast room today to ask for support!"

"Kunshen, I help you charge so many rockets every day, and I also help you buy yogurt, I bought you the spicy strips you eat, and now you don't say a word, and you disappear for so many days, what do you think of me?"

"There are a lot of fans, of course it will be very busy, but the wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and the color is a steel knife that scrapes the bones, Kunshen, you have to take it easy." ”

"Alas, when I saw the upstairs, I vaguely remember that year when I was in the second year of junior high school, in the summer, I sweated after playing basketball, and I rubbed Ding Ding when I went home to take a bath, oops, I !!was quite comfortable, I rubbed it a few times, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return!"

"The brother upstairs is really a late bloomer, I discovered the mystery in the fourth grade of elementary school, and it will never be recovered. ”

"Rural children don't have the money to make big swords, forget it, don't talk about it, I decided to buy wind oil essence for the last five yuan, and it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that it is refreshing to apply it to the eggs. ”

"A few days ago, a sister was added to WeChat. The circle of friends always sees pictures of him showing his chest and legs, and my brother I sent a message to criticize and educate her: As a girl, you must learn to be reserved, have connotation, and don't post some photos of showing your legs and breasts on WeChat all day long. The girl replied: If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it, did I force you to watch it?"

"Look. ”

"Look +1. ”

"Look +2. ”

"Kunshen, if you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am so cute, I am very cute, I can't be cute anymore, why am I so cute - I am a boy, I have good academic performance, and JJ is very big!"

…………

In an instant, dense pop-up windows appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room.

Xiao Ran is very speechless, these audience fans are still as dirty as ever!

Now that he is a person with status, he coughed and said seriously: "Audience friends, hello everyone, I am your anchor, Kunshen, you can also call me my life, Xiao Ran, today, I ......"

Before Xiao Ran's words were finished, another wave of barrage frantically brushed out.

"Wocao, Kunshen, when did you become so serious, don't pretend, we're still good friends. ”

"Eh Ya, Kunshen, don't be like this, I have goosebumps, if you want to do this again, unsubscribe from your friends, never see you again!"

"It's all wolves, why pretend to be sheep, even if you pretend to be a sheep, you are also a sheep's tail!!"

"Kunshen, this wave of forced pretense is very bleak, I can only give you 0 points!"

…………

Xiao Ran's shame, these audiences, don't give the B side!

"Damn, brother is still thinking about being reserved, forget it, with you murderous beasts, you can't be reserved at all!"

Hearing Xiao Ran say this, the audience in the live broadcast room stopped criticizing, laughed, and continued to talk to Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran first spoiled the audience in the live broadcast room, telling them that the song he was going to sing tonight was still his original song.

Then I told them that I officially entered the J team and became a starter, but the specific position I played was a small pass.

Then, it was a meal of questions from the audience.

However, whether it is about tonight's "Huaxia New Song", or the position and heroes of the game to be played next week, they all laugh and don't answer.

Suddenly, Xiao Ran became an audience, laughing at the heated discussion of the audience in the live broadcast room, enjoying the pleasure of the soaring honor value.

Suddenly, a barrage attracted Xiao Ran's attention.

"Kunshen Kunshen, there is a beautiful woman in this "New Singing of China", named Liu Xuejing, didn't you tease it?"

Then, the live broadcast room exploded.

"Ah, Liu Xuejing?" Xiao Ran recalled, and suddenly had an impression in his mind.

That's right, that Liu Xuejing is a beauty!

Hehe, it's still cute, and it's not impossible to tease it......

However, in front of the majority of water friends and fans, it is still necessary to pretend.

"Flirting sister, in the backstage of Zhejiangtai? I'm from Jay Chou's team, the sister of the Wang Feng team......? It's a bit of a bad thing, and I'm not very good at flirting. ”

"Kunshen, don't worry, isn't it just flirting with my sister, I have experience in this, I have been fighting thousands of battles since I was twelve years old, flight attendants, people's teachers, nurses, private owners, sanitation workers, crooked nuts...... I've dabbled in it all!"

"Kunshen, there must be a lot of old drivers in the live broadcast room, hehehehe, including myself, I have more than ten years of driving experience, and last month I soaked a car model on the micro-letter, oops...... I got started in three days, hehehehe, the work was not bad, I spent 12 yuan to invite her to eat a spicy meal, and she paid for the room, don't ask me how I did it, I have a routine. ”

"It's a group of virgin-men pretending to be old drivers, don't blow it up, liars have to swallow a thousand handfuls. ”

"My name is Pan Jinlian, 30 years old this year, plump and charming, married to a Hong Kong tycoon, because her husband is infertile, I went back to the mainland to find a strong man to fulfill my dream of being a mother, I can call to make an appointment, negotiate a deposit of 500,000 yuan first, and then give 1 million refinancing after being pregnant, do not disturb if you are sincere. ”

"Why are there advertisements again?

"Alas, my brother used to be very pure, when I was in junior high school, I liked a girl, every time I played with my mobile phone in class, the teacher came, she sandwiched the mobile phone between her thighs, until one day her mobile phone fell to the ground, I don't like her anymore. ”

"The old drivers in the live broadcast room, I want to ask a question, I'm a courier, I used to like a goddess, but the goddess didn't dump me, the goddess was a rich and handsome object, broke up last month, she came to find me, a little bit of the initiative to seduce me, old drivers, what do you mean by this? Should I promise her? After all, she is a goddess. ”

"Dude, this question is stumbling on me, but let me give you a suggestion, you delay it for half a year, if her belly is not big, you can promise her. ”

"Hahahaha~~ God upstairs replied!"

"This courier brother is really boundless. ”

"One of the pick-up heroes, laughed to death of labor and management. ”

"Dude, don't ask the old driver in the live broadcast room, I see that you have a tendency to pick up the plate, let me tell you, if you like to take the plate so much, you can go to the abortion bar gangster, there are all kinds of plates, just pick it up. ”

"Stop all the upstairs, don't crook the building anymore, support Kunshen to tease Liu Xuejing, all pick out 1!"

"111111111! ”

“111111！”

“11111！”

"Don't talk nonsense, if Kun Shen dares to tease Liu Xuejing, no matter whether he succeeds or not, he will immediately recharge 50,000 yuan and give you a gift. ”

“11111！”

“11111！”

"1111 supports Kunshen!

"111, Kunshen, if you want to succeed, I will recharge immediately and give you the first place on the betta gift list. ”

"111, if you want to succeed, I will send you the first +1 on the betta gift list. ”

"111, you realize the dream of e-sports for my Chinese descendants, and I return you to Douyu No. 1 +2. ”

"111, you realize the dream of e-sports for my descendants in China, and I will return you to Douyu No. 1 +10086. ”

"1111 Kunshen is mighty, Kunshen is domineering, Kunshen shit and doesn't fart. ”

"11111 Kunshen, the time has come to show you an iron-blooded man. ”

"1111, damn it, just thinking about it is too much, Liu Xuejing, I watched this show just to see her, what a goddess. ”

"1111 Kunshen gogogo, we support your !!"

…………

Xiao Ran saw that the barrage was bombarded too much, and the speed at which the worship value soared was as crazy as the barrage.

And Liu Xuejing is indeed beautiful and cute, and she is very cute.

In addition, I am idle now, and I am bored......

Or do you want to flirt?

Xiao Ran is a man who says nothing, since he has this idea, he will definitely take action.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return, buddy will sacrifice himself to bring back his sister for you. ”

After speaking, Xiao Ran stood up, walked out of the lounge, searched the corridor, and then walked briskly towards the lounge of the members of Wang Feng's team......