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Chapter 254: Picking Shares in Eggs

In a burst of laughter, the fat man began to assign tasks, and the investigation was carried out by Captain Li, and finally the fat man made the statistical distribution

It's a simple task, but it's a real hassle to deal with. As for troublesome things, the fat man is used to being the shopkeeper, so Captain Li has to be busy for a while, who calls him the most familiar with the situation in the village.

The fat man wanders around the chicken farm every day, and the newly laid eggs have to be put into wooden boxes every day and kept as breeding eggs, and those eggs that were first laid have not yet begun to be scattered, so they are treated in the same way as the goose factory - internal digestion.

Summoning the bigfoot sister-in-law, the fat man happily explained his point of view: divide the unqualified eggs and digest them with the belly.

Bigfoot sister-in-law was a little reluctant: "Fatty, isn't it a bit of a waste to do this, these eggs are all money!"

Therefore, if any baby is greedy and steals the eggs at home for snacks, it will definitely be inevitable to take a broom pimple, and never give up if he doesn't beat his ass to be red and swollen.

"Sister-in-law Bigfoot, these eggs can't be sold, you can't hatch chicks, what can you do if you don't eat them? "The fat man is right.

Bigfoot smacked her lips and felt reasonable, if she kept putting it down, it would stink in less than a month, so she nodded in agreement.

The fat man went straight to the production team, and the loudspeaker was just about to start broadcasting, Captain Li walked in with a small book: "Fatty, the investigation is over, and everyone has no opinions, take a look." ”

"It's just about to divide the eggs, this time we can't engage in egalitarianism, just divide the eggs according to shares. "When the fat man slaps his thigh, it's a clapper.

Take Captain Li's little book, it is densely packed, and the situation of each family is clear, even a few horses, a few cows, how old they are, whether they are male or female, they are all clear.

At the end, there is the overall score of each family. According to the pre-established rules, an adult man is the benchmark, which is equivalent to unit 1, a woman is 0.8, an elderly person is 0.5, and a carriage is 0.1 ......

Every stroke is clear and well-founded. Finally, add all the families together to calculate the total score. The fat man looked at it and was happy: "This division method is estimated to be unique, and it can be regarded as a joint-stock company with the characteristics of Shantun." ”

The fat man watched it from beginning to end, and the first ones in line were Wang Sanpao, Che Boss, Lao Yaozi, Captain Li, Lin Qingshan and Qiqi, and everyone's score was 2 for the time being.

The little guy can be at the top, and I guess he will be happy to hear the news.

But in the overall ranking, the labor force in the family is low, for example, the last few are: big braids, Wang Erzi, Liu Tiedan, mainly because of this, not because of their small contributions. If you calculate the score alone, the big braid is still 1.2.

The fat man added up all the points to get the total, and then calculated the number of shares in the unit, and then spread the remaining 80 percent of the shares to get the final shares.

In this way, ranging from 0.3% to 1.5%, the distance is suddenly widened.

Looking at the list in his hand, the fat man also clicked his lips: "Uncle Captain, it's really not that I don't know, I'm shocked, it turns out that there is such a big gap, if we make a big gang again, it will definitely not work."

Captain Li still didn't understand, scratching his head, he said to the fat man: "For example, let's divide the eggs, let's score the whole one, you 0.3 or something, how can you score it?"

"This is a problem, but we have a lot of eggs, for example, there are a thousand eggs, like Xiaoyu can get three, Wang Sanpao's family can divide 15, roughly like this. In the end, it was almost a fraction, so I rushed more and not less, and it came out of my 20%. ”

The fat man actually didn't really care about the 20% shares, and his consistent proposition was that there was no shortage of money. So from the beginning to the present, the fat man has never cut off money in his hands, but he has not really saved money.

After the calculation, the fat man's thick voice came out of the loudspeaker: "Everyone pay attention, the eggs laid in the early stage of our chicken farm are not qualified to be sold, and the chickens cannot be hatched, so after the company's research, it was decided to distribute them to each household, to relieve the hunger of the elderly and children, and to nourish the body of the women and men." We don't care about the eggs produced by our own family, anyway, we are not allowed to sell all the eggs in the chicken farm, and we will eat them all. If you sell it privately and smash the brand of the chicken farm, you will revoke your family's shares. ”

Everyone listened with their ears open, wondering in their hearts: "What kind of regulations is this, you are only allowed to eat and not sell, and it is estimated that there is not much." ”

And the little babies have already begun to cheer, praising Uncle Fat in unison for his wise decision. Some of them were noisy to cook and eat, and some said they were going to steam the egg lambs, and they almost quarreled about it.

The fat man's voice came out again: "Don't worry, everyone, don't be busy walking to the chicken farm first, there is still a saying-"

The women carrying the baskets immediately stopped, thinking to themselves: What can this fat man pinch and see that we are leaving?

In fact, although the fat man doesn't know how to calculate, he scans it with a wide range of searches, and he sees these anxious old ladies running to the chicken farm with small baskets. It's no wonder that it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, if you cook a decent meal and watch the old people and children eat sweetly, can your heart not be sweet.

"This time, we will divide the eggs according to the shares we divide, and first ask our Captain Li to read the shares of each family. The fat man's voice came out of the loudspeaker again.

Everyone was concerned about this, and even the wild boys didn't argue, staring and listening. Captain Li's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Fatty, you kid is lazy and pushes me the heavy work." ”

"Hehe, you've worked hard to count it, of course you have to read it. This is the voice of a fat man, with a hint of cunning in his honesty.

"Okay, everyone listen......" Captain Li read it from beginning to end, and the fat man added: "We have more than 10,000 eggs now, for example, Teacher Xiaoyu's share is 0.3, you can get more than 30, and Uncle Wang's share is 1.5, you can divide more than 150, that's roughly it, you do the math yourself, you can't count it, ask Teacher Xiaoyu to run a literacy class at night, and stop listening to the class!"

The fat man finished talking in the vernacular, so he left the production team with Captain Li and went straight to the chicken farm. A bunch of half-sized boys followed behind their butts, as if they could pick up eggs.

More than 100 people gathered in the chicken farm at once, and the fat man took the paper list and named them one by one: "Is there anyone from Li Wuye's family, Uncle Changhai, you first calculate how many your family shares, if you count too much, you don't give it, and if you count less, you can take as much as you say?"

Coaxed, everyone laughed, Li Changhai scratched his head: "It seems to be 145 up and down." ”

The fat man looked at the list and waved his arm: "That's right, count." Next, Wang Er was stunned-"

Without waiting for the fat man to ask him to report the number by himself, Wang Er was stunned and shouted: "Thirty-five!"

"It's too much, don't give it, you are thirty-three, and all the eggs belong to me - what, you can count them yourself when you go to my house to eat. The fat man saw that Wang Er was stunned and didn't take the soil basket, and he and Liu Tiedan basically ate at the fat man's house, so they helped collect it.

"Mine is like a second stunned, let's put it in the fat man's house, I can eat it back anyway, haha-" Liu Tiedan thought about it even more.

"Cheng, you let me save it first, when will I go home and say it, bring it back to the old lady, you are a son, the old lady has to ask the sister to feed. The fat man knew that Liu Tiedan still had a mother in her sixties at home, so he was not polite at all.

Liu Tiedan's eyes were a little red, and he drooped his head. Wang Sanpao next to him patted him on the shoulder: "Iron egg, work hard, save more money, marry a daughter-in-law, take the old lady to live a good life, and the old man must have the spirit of a man." ”

Liu Tiedan's tears rolled around in his eyes, and finally punched him in the chest: "Third uncle, if I don't mix up, I won't be raised by my mother's parents!"

One by one, the fat man found that although most of them had never studied, they were basically not miscalculated.

After receiving the eggs, they all walked back one after another, and the babies followed behind their adults' buttocks and said, "I want to eat fried eggs." ”

"Fried eggs and waste oil, listen to Mom, go home and cook two for you. ”……

The fat man clapped his hands, and he was very happy in his heart: this egg is right, and everyone's life is too hard.

Since he came to Gushantun, he has always been willing to invest in eating and drinking, and it can be said that the food of the fat man's family is the best in Gushantun.

While other families are much worse, they are basically based on coarse grains, and there is not much oil and water, that is, when the pigs are killed during the New Year, boil some lard, and deal with it for a year.

The fat man's consistent proposition is: to improve the standard of living, we must first start from the belly, and only when the belly has a bottom, can we be more motivated. People have a vegetable basket project, and the fat man calls himself a "belly project".

After the eggs are divided, if you want to count the big households, it is still the fat man's family that has the most, and he alone accounts for 20%. However, the fat man also has arrangements: there are many floating people at home, and no one who comes will be allowed to get some good food; in addition, the fat man is also going to transport some to the radar station on the mountain, and the soldiers do not raise many chickens after all.

"Let's go, let's go to my house and eat eggs. As soon as the fat man waved his hand, Wang Er was stunned and Liu Tiedan followed.

When he got home, Qiqi was about to eat egg custard, and the fat man rejected the little girl's proposal, Qiqi stared at him with big eyes and reasoned with him: "I still divide more than 50 eggs myself!"

The fat man smiled: "Uncle Fat made you grilled eggs today, make sure you haven't eaten it." Kiki listened, and then stopped.

Click, click Qiqi couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Fat, isn't this the same as steamed egg custard?"

"You just see," the fat man slowly poured the churned eggs into the cauldron, and the oil was already placed at the bottom of the pot, and then he covered the pot, filled the pit with wheat straw, and simmered slowly over low heat.

After hearing the sizzling sound in the pot, he closed the door of the stove pit and slowly stuffed it. After more than half an hour, through the gap in the lid, the fragrance began to emanate.

Kiki sniffed and shouted "so fragrant". This aroma is indeed very special, the bottom of the pot directly boils eggs, and slowly gives birth to a layer of paste to eat, and it must be burned slowly on low heat, otherwise there will be a smell of chicken manure when the paste is pasted, if you want to eat this, you really have to be patient, and the fat man is indeed suitable for this.

"Out of the pot—" The fat man lifted the lid of the pot, and the inside was yellow and oily, condensing into a large piece. The fat man cut it piece by piece with a knife, trembling. Then I slowly snatched it out, only to see that there was a golden layer of kar to eat underneath, and on top was a tender egg custard, which was indeed unique, and the characteristics of fried eggs and egg custard were integrated.

"Such a good thing, let's drink two taels. The fat man took out the bottle.

Wang Er was stunned and held a rice bowl with a large piece of egg on it, which was a strong chop to pull rice. The fat man smiled: "If you don't drink, these eggs will be yours." ”

Qiqi leaned into the fat man's ear: "Uncle Fat, Uncle Wang and Uncle Liu said that if you don't marry a daughter-in-law, you will resolutely not drink." ”

Oh - the fat man suddenly realized, and then looked at the big pigtail with the wine bottle: "Hehe, Xiaoyu and I are already engaged, it's okay to drink some." ”