Chapter 33: The Master of the Stall
Chapter 33: The Master of the Stall
Xu Hong saw these two strangely dressed young men arguing in front of his stall, so he said a word to them.
"Hey, master, we are your customers, we want to buy your works! How can you drive us away!" The fat man listened to Xu Hong's words, and he was still a little unhappy!
"Yes, Master, we want to buy your work! You say how much it costs, and we will give you money immediately, and your painting is really good. The thin man echoed.
"Really, do you two really want to buy my work!" Xu Hong looked at the two young men who were hanging with some disbelief.
"Damn, what's the matter, don't we look like painters!" said the fat man suddenly.
"What do you say, you two are painters. Xu Hong really didn't expect that the two young people in front of him, dressed strangely, would be painters. He wondered if he was a little ruffian who hadn't gone to school!
"Damn! Graduates of the Authentic Tiannan Academy. The thin man looked at Xu Hong proudly.
"We're both high-achieving students!" the fat man put his hand on the thin man's shoulder, tilted his head, lifted his glasses, and smiled.
"Yo! It's a top student! I really can't see it!" Xu Hong couldn't help but laugh at the two of them.
"Damn! I haven't heard of 'people can't look good, and the sea can't fight'! Don't look at the two of us like this now, maybe we will become famous painters in the country in the future!"
The thin man felt a little tired of letting the fat man hold him, so he pushed the fat man away at once, and bragged in front of Xu Hong nonchalantly!
"Okay, two, don't talk so much nonsense, it has nothing to do with me whether you two can become great painters, I just want to sell this painting, if you want to buy it, hurry up and pay for it!" Xu Hong looked at the two in front of him with disdainful eyes.
"Okay, I've long liked Miss Wen Sisi, such a beautiful writer, that's also a rare breed! Although, I haven't spoken to her yet, and I haven't met her, so why don't you buy a painting first and go home and talk to her!"
As he spoke, the fat man took out a few hundred-yuan bills, and then shook them in front of Xu Hong and said, "Master, for the sake of Wen Sisi being my idol, I will give you some more money, this is a total of eight hundred yuan, I wish you a fortune, even if I give you some more tips." ”
When the thin man looked at the fat man, he was worth 800 yuan as soon as he made a move, and he was still a little distressed!
Hurriedly whispered in the fat man's ear: "Isn't there a lot of money? A stall painter's work is worth 100 yuan, how can you give him 800!"
"Damn, what kind of fart are you doing! Miss Wen Sisi is my idol, how can she be worth a hundred dollars! Why, it must be worth eight hundred!"
It seems that the fat man planned to give Xu Hong more money because Xu Hong painted Wen Sisi's face.
"Damn, then you can give it! This money is Zhao Ming's funds for us to find a private master, don't find it yet, you have already spent him." Tell me, you've spent hundreds of dollars just on your meals! How can you buy a painting from a stall, you have to give 800! You think you're a big sum! Be careful that I go to Zhao Ming's to play you a copy. ”
The thin man seemed unwilling, and the fat man spent 800 yuan to buy a stall painting. Persuade the fat man hard!
"Damn! I'm going to spend eight hundred, or I'm sorry for my idol. The fat man didn't listen to the thin man, and he still had to give Xu Hong 800 yuan.
"**, don't listen to me. I see that you can't find a folk master today, how can you give an account to Zhao Ming!" the thin man saw that the fat man didn't listen to him, and he didn't stop it anymore.
"Master, come on, don't be too much, I said, and the tip! The fat man saw that he handed the money to Xu Hong, but Xu Hong was indifferent at all, so he said puzzled.
"I'm sorry, you gave too little, I want to sell this painting. Xu Hong said, and stretched out another finger.
"What, you are too little, then do you want a thousand! Okay, I am free for the idol in my heart today, and I will give you another two hundred. ”
The fat man thought, Xu Hong must be a thousand. Since eight hundred have been given, it doesn't matter if two hundred more are given. Who said that they like Miss Sisi very much!
"Fatty, **, don't waste money, okay, he, a stall painter, actually costs a thousand for a work, isn't this a pit person! Don't buy it." ”
The thin man saw that Xu Hong might ask for a thousand! He was even more reluctant for the fat man to buy this painting.
"Damn, I'm going to buy it, this painting is so good, I like it so much. "Fat people don't listen to thin people.
"** is a stupid hat, the one who buys something, directly shows that he likes this thing very much!
", but do I really like this painting? How can I pretend I don't like it? A thousand is a thousand, I admit it. ”
The fat man listened to the thin man's words, and he also felt a little stupid. How can you directly show that you like this work very much in front of the painting sellers? This is not to make people pull pigtails.
But he is a strong person, and since he has already shown it, it is impossible to pretend that he doesn't like it anymore, so he has to admit it.
"No, it's ten thousand!"
Just when the fat man and the thin man thought that Xu Hong wanted a thousand, they were already arguing again, Xu Hong said a price that surprised both the fat man and the thin man.
When the fat man and the thin man heard Xu Hong's words, they seemed to feel like a bolt from the blue.
The two of them were stunned by the price Xu Hong said.
"What do you --- you say, ten thousand!"
"Master ---, you will sell this painting for 10,000 yuan!"
The two could barely believe their ears and asked again together.
"That's right, my painting is not sold for a thousand, but for ten thousand. Xu Hong once again solemnly told the two in front of him.
"Brother, what do you mean, just because you can see that I like this painting of yours very much, do you want to ask for a price! But even if it is a sky-high price, you want too outrageous! A stall painter's work, you want to sell it for 10,000 yuan, do you really think you are a master!"
The fat man, his eyes were red, he really couldn't believe it, how could this stall painter in front of him ask for such a high price.
"Master, although I call you Master, it is only because I respect you. You really think of yourself as a green onion! Just now, the fat man wanted to give you a thousand, and I didn't let him buy it, you even asked for 10,000, what do you mean, when the two of us are fat meat! You can nibble as much as you want! But even so, you can only gnaw on the fat man! I don't have any fat on me!" The thin man also looked at Xu Hong angrily and shouted.