Chapter 263: Zhenggong Niangniang
There are roaring days and old pigs in front of the road, and the whole road is made by Rao Jing's chickens and dogs, and from time to time a pheasant pops out of the grass on the side of the road or something, which scares Rao Jing is screaming constantly, but she still enjoys it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Xiao Fanzi, what are you still grinding behind, don't hurry up and keep up." Rao Jing's chin was raised slightly, his eyes were downward, and he said in a strange voice.
"Yes, sissy." Wu Xiaofan was also very cooperative.
But Rao Jing was not satisfied: "Why are you so stupid, you should say, 'Oh, Zhenggong Niangniang.'" "Why do you only say Niangniang, I'm the main palace." ”
Wu Xiaofan was helpless, so he had to say again: "Oh, Zhenggong Niangniang!" ”
Hearing Wu Xiaofan call herself Zhenggong Niangniang, Rao Jing suddenly lost her mind and didn't know what she was thinking.
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Xiaofan asked inexplicably.
Rao Jing smiled slightly, quickly changed his mood, and said with a smile: "I'm tired and don't want to leave, Xiao Fanzi, you go and catch a chicken and pay homage to the palace." ”
"Oh, Zhenggong Niangniang!"
Saying that, Wu Xiaofan took the roaring sky and started to act, just him, it would definitely not work.
For Whistling, catching a pheasant is very simple, it can be said to be easy.
It didn't take long for him to wagging his tail wildly, holding a prey in his mouth, and came to Wu Xiaofan to ask for credit, but it was not a pheasant, but a fat rabbit.
Rao Jing took a look: "Didn't I let you catch pheasants?" How is it a rabbit? ”
"I don't know that, it was caught by Howling, maybe it can't tell the difference between a pheasant and a rabbit." Wu Xiaofan said: "Let's go, I'll take you to a good place, it's not suitable for burning fires." ”
As he spoke, he took Rao Jing's hand, that place was also discovered by Wu Xiaofan accidentally, it was a small canyon, a small lawn that was rare in this mountain forest, and there was also a small stream passing by.
Walking out of the mountains and forests and coming to that small canyon, Rao Jing was immediately conquered by the scene in front of him.
"Why didn't you bring me here earlier?"
"I ......" Hearing Rao Jing's complaint, Wu Xiaofan was helpless, and didn't know how to refute it, okay, she is the mother of the palace, let her once.
"Go get something to eat, I'll let Roar take me around." Rao Jing commanded.
The instructions of the main palace lady must be respected.
"Then be careful, don't go too far, preferably not out of my sight." Wu Xiaofan instructed.
"Okay! I just took pictures in the neighborhood and didn't go too far. ”
In fact, this place is relatively good in the mountains and forests, but now it is winter, and there are dead branches and leaves everywhere, and there is nothing to see.
When Wu Xiaofan picked up a handful of firewood and came back, Rao Jing was carefully studying the rabbit lying there motionless, and after seeing Wu Xiaofan, he said: "This rabbit must have been very cute when he was alive, but he was killed by you like this, I can't bear to eat it." ”
Wu Xiaofan pretended not to hear clearly, they were all dead, and they were all cute.
"What did you just say?"
Rao Jing glared at him, knowing that he was pretending to be crazy and stupid: "Get you, I'm almost hungry." ”
Sitting on the ground, quietly looking at Wu Xiaofan, who was skinning rabbits by the stream, he suddenly asked, "Xiao Fanzi, am I your main palace?" ”
This time, Wu Xiaofan really didn't know, his hand didn't stop, and asked, "What did you just say?" ”
"It's okay, I'm asking when you're okay." Rao Jing replied with a sigh in her heart, cleaning up her mood.
"Oh, it's coming!"
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He is also very good at doing these tasks now, and in a short time he will clean the hares, and then make a fire, and when the fire is hot, he will put the processed rabbits on the fire and roast them.
"That's it, no seasoning or anything?" Rao Jing asked curiously, although she was a tomboy when she was a child, she still hadn't done this kind of thing of going up the mountain to pick up birds and going into the water to fish.
So everything today, she felt very novel, seeing that Wu Xiaofan had put the hare on the fire before, and she couldn't throw away any spices, she felt unreliable, can it be delicious now?
"This is put down, and after the fat on the rabbit is roasted, then sprinkle with condiments." Wu Xiaofan explained: "It is grilled like this, it is original and very delicious. ”
"Did you eat like that before?"
"No, due to the destruction of the ecological environment and excessive hunting, wild meat is rarely seen in the outer mountainous areas, and few people come here to catch it." Wu Xiaofan said: "When I was a child, there were a lot, and I often got it with my eldest brother and them, the environment was good at that time, there was a lot of game, and we were here in the mountains, that is, the rod was beaten and the roe deer scooped the fish, and the pheasant flew into the rice pot, which is not an exaggeration." ”
"Is that exaggerated as you say?" Rao Jing said she didn't believe it, she had only seen this kind of thing in books, but in reality, she really didn't believe it, how exaggerated it was.
"Don't doubt it, I remember when I was a child, there was a big snowfall in the winter, and it was a rare snowfall at that time, and a pheasant really came to our house that day."
"Really, why is that, is that pheasant frozen stupid?" Rao Jing asked in surprise.
"What kind of logic are you, it's because there is no food on the mountain, and it has no way, so it went down the mountain to find food." Wu Xiaofan said speechlessly.
"Did you eat it later?"
"Then I must have eaten it, you know that our family was very poor at that time, and we couldn't eat meat once in ten days and half a month."
"Huh! You are so cruel, it is all hungry like this, and you still eat it. "Hearing Wu Xiaofan say that he ate the pheasant, he felt very cruel.
Wu Xiaofan is also very helpless, when a girl hears these things, she must be soft-hearted, and no matter how much explanation she has, it is useless.
It just so happens that the rabbit is almost roasted now, and it is making a 'sizzle' sound.
He didn't pay attention to Rao Jing, slashed a few diagonally on the rabbit with his knife, and then took out the condiments, salt, cumin, and chili powder from his backpack, and sprinkled them evenly on it.
After roasting for a while, the whole rabbit turned golden brown, which made people look very appetizing, not to mention people, it was wheezing, and now it is also drooling.
"Little Fanzi, when will it be okay?"
Looking at the golden rabbit, it smelled more fragrant, and her stomach became even more hungry, and she didn't remember who said that this rabbit was very cute.
"Come on, wait a minute."
Wu Xiaofan cut it with a knife and looked at it, it had to be baked for a while, and the inside was still a little uncooked.
It's really tempting, even a goddess-level beauty like Rao Jing is now squatting next to her, looking at the rabbit that keeps flipping in Wu Xiaofan's hands, and swallowing saliva from time to time, otherwise it may flow out.
After Wu Xiaofan saw that it was about the same, he cut off one of his hind legs and handed it to Rao Jing and said, "Be careful, it's very hot now." ”
Rao Jingcai didn't care about this, took a tissue and hugged it, blew it a few times, and then showed her pearl-like teeth, and took a small bite.
"Wow! It's so fragrant, it's so delicious. ”
Wu Xiaofan smiled without saying a word, cut off the other hind leg and threw it to Lu Tian, then ripped off one of the front legs, ate it himself, and worked hard for a while, he was also relatively hungry.
Before he finished eating that front leg, he heard Rao Jing say coquettishly: "Little Fanzi, I still want it." ”
That hind leg is not small, I didn't expect Rao Jing to finish eating.
"How did you eat so fast?"
"That ......" Rao Jing was also a little embarrassed: "I'm so hungry!" ”
"Hey, hey!"
After the two of them had eaten enough, they handed over the rest to the heavens, buried the fire with earth, and beat them back to their homes.
"Xiao Fanzi, Benzheng Palace Niangniang is going back to the palace, let's drive."
I don't know if it's because I've eaten too much, or if I'm coquettish, Rao Jing has to be carried by Wu Xiaofan.
Lying on Wu Xiaofan's thick and wide back, he fell asleep unconsciously.