"Beauty, I see that you have a swallow body and a bee waist, convex and backward, you will definitely be able to marry into a wealthy family in the future, why don't you come and count a hexagram?" Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You said I could marry into a wealthy family, that's a fart!" The beautiful woman wore a miniskirt and a sunhat, rolled her eyes at Wei Chong with disdain, and did not stop, drifting away.

You make a lot of sense, but, seeing that your ass is twisted like a rattle, if you don't do Pan Jinlian in this life, you will accumulate virtue on your ancestors.

Wei Chong muttered in his heart, ready to clean up the stall and try his luck elsewhere, these days, relying on fortune telling, it is more difficult than running to the moon.

The young man doesn't work hard, and the boss sets up a stall.

Before his grandfather died, he held Wei Chong's hand and said this sentence three times, but it turned out to be a prophecy, and when he grew up, Wei Chong had nothing to do, so he could only set up a stall to calculate hexagrams, barely making ends meet, and as for buying a house, buying a car, marrying a wife and having children, he didn't have to think about it.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with setting up stalls, but in the past two years, the government has paid attention to the construction of the city's appearance and recruited urban management, and small vendors like Wei Chong have ushered in the end.

Business is difficult to do, and Wei Chong is already thinking about changing careers.

It's just that he has no education and no strong body, so what else can he do besides fortune telling?

This is inertia, after all, if you are engaged in other industries, how can you give people a fortune and be free?

If you don't reach a desperate situation, you won't change your career if you die.

"Little brother, how much is your hexagram?"

There were a few chengguan patrolling this area, and they were almost roasted into hot dogs by the scorching heat, and they also wanted to enjoy the shade under the willow tree, and when they saw Wei Chong's stall, the team leader was happy on Wednesday and asked jokingly.

Wei Chong closed his eyes, and was going to take a nap for a while, but when he heard someone asking the price, he said weakly: "Bu Ji is fierce, ten yuan, fifty yuan for measuring the future, and one hundred yuan for marriage." ”

Wednesday Yun asked curiously: "How can marriage be so expensive?"

"If you want to pay for it, you don't count it as a fucker. ”

Sleepiness struck, Wei Chong's attitude became bad, on weekdays, he rarely counts marriages for men, because of such a thing as marriage, those little girls who are just starting out in love are best deceived, and a few auspicious words can be dismissed.

If you count it for the old bachelor, if you can't get the money, you will get a stink, this kind of self-seeking work, it's best not to do it.

"Then have you calculated for yourself that you will lose two hundred today?" At the signal of Zhou Yun, a city manager on the side quickly opened a ticket and threw it in front of Wei Chong.

"Two hundred?"

Wei Chong Huo Ran opened his eyes, and in front of him was a uniform city control uniform, and the formation was powerful, which really scared him a lot.

When he saw the ticket, he immediately cried and said, "I'm just passing by here to rest for a while, so don't be fined, right?"

"The stalls are all set up, hurry up after paying the fine, don't talk so much nonsense. "To deal with these small vendors, Wednesday Yun has experience, but seeing that Wei Chong is young, he is not stupid, and his legs are not lame, but he engages in superstition and cheats money, and he can't help but say more: "I said little brother, you see that we are also healthy, don't come out to deceive people in the future, such as moving bricks on the construction site, we also eat with strength, this heart is also steady, do you say this is the reason?"

Moving bricks?

Wei Chong couldn't bear that kind of hardship, and said narcissistically: "How can a handsome man like me move bricks?"

Since ancient times, lazy people have been hypocritical, and Zhou Yun didn't say much anymore, urging Wei Chong to pay the fine quickly, and they had to go to other places to inspect, and they didn't have time to spend here.

Wei Chong touched his whole body, and finally got the fine of two hundred yuan, this is good, the business has not been completed, and the dinner has not been settled, should you be so lucky?

At this time, if you go to a place with a large flow of people such as overpasses to set up stalls, you should still be able to do a few orders, and you will be able to solve the dinner first.

There is a pedestrian street nearby, and every evening, it is always crowded with people, and it is very lively.

Wei Chong never went there, the reason is very simple, the pedestrian street belongs to the strict management street, it is strictly forbidden for small stalls and vendors to do business, and he is usually watched very closely by the city management, and he is arrested once and fined 1,000, and if he commits it again, he will be fined 10,000.

I have been punished once today, and I don't think I will be punished again because of my luck, but before entering the pedestrian street, Wei Chong still calculated a hexagram for himself.

The hexagram shows that it is auspicious.

"Fortune telling, fortune telling, no money ......"

But Wei Chong was still very careful, he didn't dare to put the hexagram stall open, he could only shout while walking, and everyone saw him, as if they saw a flood beast, they couldn't avoid it.

At this moment, a little girl in her early teens stopped Wei Chong and asked with a smile: "Don't you want money, it's really fake?"

"Of course it's true. ”

Wei Chong patted his chest and reassured, pinched his fingers and smiled: "Little sister, let me guess first, are you going to ask about the future?"

The little girl shook her head vigorously and said, "No, I just want to know, when will the little fat in the neighboring class confess to me, I've been waiting for a long time, big brother, you are a liar, and what you say is not accurate at all." As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue at Wei Chong and ran away.

Everyone nearby is laughing, Wei Chong's trick is not even believed by elementary school students, and he still wants to deceive adults?

Wei Chong felt a little embarrassed, and quickened his pace forward, planning to find land and venture to set up a stall, there are so many passers-by here, I don't believe that I can't meet an idiot.

"Little brother, are you coming to dinner too?"

Wei Chong found a place and was about to set up a stall, when he heard someone say hello, he looked up, I wiped it, it was actually the city management Wednesday Yun.

That hexagram is obviously auspicious?

It seems that his divination level really needs to be improved, and he didn't think too much about it for a while, he just ran away, and once he was caught by Wednesday, he would be fined a thousand yuan.

"What are you running?" Zhou Yunyun touched the back of his head, puzzled, he came here to have a meal, and when he saw Wei Chong, he was just saying hello, why did he run?

The chengguan is not a plague god.

But in Wei Chong's opinion, this chengguan was even more terrifying than the plague god, quickly passed through the sea of people, turned his head to look, fortunately Zhou Zhouyun did not catch up, but he tripped over something under his feet, and the whole person rushed forward, and with a bang, he hit the lamp pole.

This hit extremely hard, and he felt that his ribs were broken several times, but when he thought of the fine of 1,000 yuan, Wei Chong gritted his teeth, opened his legs again, and disappeared into the crowd on the long street.

The wind will blow in the sky, and people will be unlucky, it is a helpless thing.

Back at the rented bungalow, the landlord's aunt was not at home, and the plan to rub the rice was also completely declared a failure, but fortunately, there was still a pack of instant noodles, which could satisfy hunger after cooking.

In the face of steaming instant noodles, Wei Chong was hard to swallow, as a Ben San man, he was so down-and-out, maybe he should really follow Zhou Yun's advice and move bricks instead.

Eat well and sleep well, and go to the construction site tomorrow.

Before going to bed, the phone suddenly buzzed non-stop, and Wei Chong angrily grabbed the phone and unlocked the screen.