113 Theatre Master
The picture shifted to the mother's vegetable team, and Liu Shengxuan, Yu Xingkong, and Wang Chenghu finally couldn't walk anymore after walking around. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ใ info They slumped on the grass, looking at each other.
Liu Shengxuan: "Take out all the food, hurry up." Don't say you didn't hide!"
Yu Xingkong took out a few small packets of compressed biscuits from his arms, and threw two packets over: "There are only these flavors in the shop, there are sesame, beef, and barbecue." โ
Wang Chenghu also took out a package of chocolate candy in vacuum compression packaging: "This thing is high in calories, and I am hungry after eating!"
Liu Shengxuan shook off the beef grains from the tied cuffs, shook them for a long time, and at least shook out two catties: "I bought all the beef grains from the small store, unpacked and hid them in my sleeves." That's all. โ
Everyone looked at each other and laughed, and began to eat snacks with gobbling up.
Wang Chenghu lowered his voice and asked: "According to the regulations, everyone can only choose one item, and if we steal food like this, is it a foul?" โ
Yu Xingkong said disdainfully: "I chose an item, this snack was put away by me a long time ago." They didn't find it, and I forgot. โ
Liu Shengxuan also said innocently: "The clothes are rotten, and the beef grains are drilled inside, and I just found out." โ
Wang Chenghu also suddenly realized: "Me too, me too!"
Liu Shengxuan made a summary: "If the law does not prohibit it, it can be done. He didn't say no, he just could!"
After binge eating, the three of them pouted and drank a stomach of mountain spring water, and lay comfortably on the grass to bask in the sun.
Yu Xingkong patted the two teammates beside him: "I'm curious, what did you two choose before you two set off?"
Liu Shengxuan also asked curiously: "I also want to know, what did you choose?"
Wang Chenghu twisted and said, "I just chose a gadget, what about you?"
Liu Shengxuan and Yu Xingkong said in unison: "Let's take it out and have a look?"
"Okay!" everyone sat up, turned their backs and started digging the guys.
"Dangdangdang~" The three of them turned around and showed the musical instruments in their hands at the same time.
All three were stunned by their teammates' choices, and the three of them came together and hugged tightly.
Yu Xingkong gestured at the sheng in his hand: "Brothers, you're full, let's have one?"
Liu Shengxuan and Wang Chenghu nodded yes.
"Woo woo woo woo wowโ" They blew in the valley, and the sudden sound startled away the birds and beasts.
On the barrage, the audience couldn't be happy.
"These three people are really cheap, they are all cheap together. โ
"Their obscene appearance is quite a bit like when I was young. โ
"It's not a family, it's not a family. It's so joyful. โ
"This phoenix is blowing well, and the characteristic is that the movement is loud and loud! haha"
They are the Beethoven of the cook, and the three cross-border kings were born. โ
"An outdoor expert who doesn't know how to play the sheng is not a good cook!"
"Now, I can't catch wild meat, and even if I do, I'm scared away by them. โ
"Ahh โ
The outdoor experts who followed them to do the security also sighed, really feeling a headache for these three guys who didn't know whether to live or die.
At this time, a mountain man led a donkey, about 60 years old, with a wrinkled face, walked into the camera.
Seeing that there were three people playing in this wilderness, I felt very fresh, so I stopped to admire it.
The overwhelmed trio slowly stopped, waving at the two videographers and outdoor experts who followed, as well as the mountain man.
"Thank you all for coming to our Voice of the Northern Capital concert, and we'll see you next year!"
The old man of the mountain people applauded very cooperatively, and applauded again and again: "Good!
Liu Shengxuan came up in a hurry: "Uncle, ask you for directions." How to get around this place wow. โ
The old man took the map, glanced at the beginning and end points marked in red on the map, and smiled: "Young men, you have come around in a big circle, and you have gone around farther and farther. Now, if you go back the way you came, you will have to walk more than 70 miles of mountain roads. โ
"Ahh
The old man took a breath and continued: "However, I know that there is a small road that can be cut directly into it, and it is only more than thirty miles to the place you are talking about.
However, it is getting late now, so you might as well follow me to the village for the night, and I will have you sent you there early tomorrow morning. โ
"That's a good feeling! Thank you, uncle. "Yu Xingkong and they are worried that they can't solve the problem of food and housing, and now, it happened that they were sleepy and met the pillow, which was too coincidental.
The accompanying outdoor expert walked up: "Isn't this okay? You guys are violating the law, and I didn't say anything about you when you started stealing food." โ
Liu Shengxuan rolled his eyes at him: "When we set off, no one told us that we couldn't ask for help, just that you wouldn't provide any help. I just asked the uncle for directions, and it was the uncle himself who invited us to be a guest at their place. โ
Yu Xingkong also echoed: "That is, you just do your own work well, whether you violate the rules or not, you don't count." โ
The uncle asked, "What are these people doing with the cameras, why don't you let me go with me?"
Wang Chenghu: "We are recording a program on a TV station, and we are not allowed to bring anything, and we are asked to stay overnight in this wilderness." It's too bad. โ
The uncle waved his hand: "Oh, the TV station is too tricky." Let's go, go to us, I'll take care of the food and the shelter!"
Netizens started a heated discussion:
"This uncle can't be a trust, right?
"I feel like I'm out of the control of the organising committee now. โ
"Didn't they be asked to camp out for the night? What's going on?"
"That's right, it's a night camping in the Beidu Reserve, but in the village. โ
"If I don't meet this uncle, I think these three comics will be eliminated first. โ
"Luck is also a kind of strength. โ
"They're doomed to be eliminated, they won't get past tomorrow. There are also a hundred public judges waiting to eat with their mouths open. โ
Liu Shengxuan and the others followed the uncle to a small village in the mountain nest. It's full of lights and people.
The uncle said that today is the 100th birthday of the old lady in the village, and everyone is celebrating him.
Liu Shengxuan laughed: "We came empty-handed today, and there is nothing to send, let's go and blow the old lady." โ
"Woo-woo-" The three of them began to make a fuss again. When the people in the village heard the noise, they rushed over and walked towards the ancestral hall in their circles.
The outdoor expert followed behind and muttered: "It's also a skill to sell art for food." It's funny, you see, they're just going to be guests. Brain melon seeds are easy to use. โ
The old birthday star stood tremblingly at the door of the ancestral hall with a cane, and saw Liu Shengxuan and they came over, and the old man was happy. Praise the juniors for their ability to do things, have ideas, and have filial piety.
More and more people gathered, Liu Sheng announced that they were crazy, and when he saw that there were many people, he was even more energetic, and while playing, he led everyone to twist in the square in front of the ancestral hall. A popular square dance melody wafted over the village, pushing the atmosphere to a climax.
At halftime, Yanagi announced that they were ushered into the ancestral hall for tea. The uncle accompanied them to talk.
A woman ran and said, "His second uncle, it's not good, Liu Laogen, who we invited to run the banquet, just called and said that his daughter had just been sent to the hospital to give birth, and the situation was very bad." They all rushed to the hospital and couldn't come. โ
The uncle frowned: "What about Chef Zhang?"
Woman: "Chef Zhang is Liu Laogen's son-in-law. It was his wife who gave birth to the child. โ
The uncle's face sank like water: "Don't tell me, Chef Xiao Liu can't come." โ
"Xiao Liu is Liu Laogen's youngest son, and it was his sister who gave birth to the child. The woman stuck out her tongue.
The uncle waved his hand: "Look what this is called, why is it so coincidental! Let's do it ourselves, you let the aquatic life go to the town to pay a high price and invite a few more chefs, it's a big deal that we will eat later." โ
Liu Shengxuan, who was on the side, was happy: "You don't need to invite others, uncle, thank you for your affordability, invite us to participate in this old lady's 100th birthday celebration, we don't have anything to do, this banquet will be handed over to our brothers, and you will be satisfied." โ
The uncle asked them suspiciously, "Can you do it?"
Yu Xingkong smiled: "Uncle, just look at it, we are amateurs in playing and singing, and we are professional in cooking." โ
Wang Chenghu pointed to the camera he had been following and said to the uncle: "Can we cook, ask them, they know best." โ
The uncle suspiciously followed Liu Shengxuan and the three into the kitchen, and found that they had already put on their aprons and entered the role.
Liu Shengxuan picked up the kitchen knife and cut the vegetables with a click, and the knife was vertical and horizontal. After a while, all the radishes that were piled up were obediently cut and put into the big basin. Then he started cutting the potatoes and the green peppers again.
On the side, the dough was changing rapidly in his empty hands, and he took out a rolling pin, which could roll out four dumpling wrappers at the same time.
Wang Chenghu is also very skillful in his movements, he set up two pots, one pot to fry fish, and the other pot to fry meatballs. I also found time to prepare on the board.
The old lady trembled to the door of the kitchen and said to the uncle who was already stupid: "Little Erzai, why did the master of the troupe you invited come to cook?"
"Master, I said that I picked up this troupe master on the road, do you believe it?"
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After completing the preparations, Liu Shengxuan, Yu Xingkong and Wang Chenghu worked together and opened up their firepower.
Because the food was served too quickly, the uncle had to urgently send additional people to serve the food. The people who entered and exited the kitchen lined up in two long lines, and the dishes were brought out like water and delivered to the banquet outside the ancestral hall.
The barrage was like crazy: "I'm hungry to watch." โ
"I miss the banquet in the countryside, the taste of home will never be forgotten. โ
"It's such a solid table of dishes, it's all meat. Drooling. โ
"Why are there no vegetables, and there are very few side dishes, all of them are meat, so greasy. โ
"The country banquet is like this, meat dishes are the mainstay. There are too many side dishes, which shows that the family is cheating and selling and treating people insincerely. It's not a real treat. โ
"I've seen it for a long time. โ
"This old lady is really blessed, the people who pick up a suona on the road are all top chefs. โ
"Poofโ"