Chapter 9: Death
Liu Ye's kind of sorority under various guises, Li Mu originally had no interest at all.
However, this afternoon he tortured his soul, there were too many negative emotions accumulated together, the mood was not depressed, but it was also depressed mixed with irritability, unable to cooperate with depression, in short, it was quite complicated, and it was in urgent need of catharsis.
Although in this era, people are not as high as they will be more than ten years later, but since it was organized and planned by Liu Ye, it will definitely not be low. After all, this guy has always prided himself as a fashion star, and every time he has a party, he tries his best to release his lonely soul that has been suppressed for more than 20 years, if you want to choose an MVP, it must be our president.
Although he didn't want to contact those future stars in his heart, in order to prevent Liu Ye from grasping the handle and having a reason to deduct his legal income, Li Mu was punctual and stepped into the door of Dongsi's Donglaishun when the minute hand was zero.
Yet he was still late.
Because Liu Ye didn't know where the perseverance came from, he forcibly took half an hour out of his time to study the script and went to the place in advance to prepare.
The president's famous words: The good night is short, only the beauty and the mutton shabu can not be negative.
Li Mu stood at the door of the box, looking at the figure inside with roses in his mouth, constantly trying new appearances, and almost throwing his shoes off his face.
Big brother, don't learn how to drag literature if you don't have culture? If the girls know that you compare them to mutton, how can you hook up with the pink and tender school girls? The rampaging female creatures are terrible, believe it or not, they cut you and cry every minute?!
"Brother Ye, what are you ...... What are you doing?"
Li Mu walked in while pinching his temples, his eyes wandering and he couldn't bear to look directly, he was afraid that he would be blinded.
"Shhhh
Liu Ye, who had his eyes closed, turned a deaf ear to Li Mu's question, and just put his index finger to his lips and made a silent gesture.
"Do you hear that?"
"Huh?"
"Today's wind, it's so noisy......"
"Uh......"
Just when Li Mu felt ashamed that he had plagiarized his famous words again, he saw Liu Ye suddenly raise his legs high, with a strange cry of "whoop" in his mouth, and then his heels off the ground, his hands were wrapped, and the whole person fell straight forward like a board.
Li Mu was worried that he was going to have a close contact with the earth, but what he didn't expect was that Liu Ye only relied on the power of his toes to hover in mid-air when he tilted to 45 degrees!
MJ's self-created magic skill, 45° anti-gravity tilt!
Since the birth of Mike Jackson, the world's singing and dancing trend has been led to an unprecedented peak, the world is amazed by his superb singing talent, amazing singing skills, there have been audiences in the scene of MJ's concert excited to faint, and even set off a frenzy of imitation by everyone, just like young people if they don't know MJ's dance steps or two, they are embarrassed to say that they are the pioneers of the times, let alone have the ability to flirt with girls.
What's more, the world dance king has created many unprecedented, shocking god-level dance skills, such as space dance steps, moon walking, Liu Ye's 45° tilt this time is also one of them, with dance skills, to achieve the visual effect of the body's center of gravity exceeding the support point.
As early as 1988, in the song "SMOOTH CRIMINAL", MJ perfectly performed this gorgeous technique that defies human cognition with his own hard work and perfect cooperation with the team.
I'll go, when will Liu Ye do this?
Li Mu hurriedly squatted down, reached out with lightning speed, and pulled twice on Liu Ye's waist and dangling heels, and was immediately shocked.
None of them?!
You know, even MJ, the founder, wanted to complete this stunt, in addition to the perfect control of his own muscles, at first he relied on the waist lanyard to achieve, until 93 years, MJ applied for a patent for this, got rid of the shortcomings and limitations of the rope, and instead used the stage machinery mechanism to connect with the heel of the shoe to create a more perfect effect.
But whether it is the initial period or after the patent application is perfected, the completion of this stunt is inseparable from the mechanism. And this time, Liu Ye's show-off skills didn't have any mechanism!
This thing is going to be superb?!
"What the hell ......"
"Wood, and then I... It's too late to save ......!"
Li Mu had a black question mark on his face, and when he was about to express his shock at this, he saw Liu Ye waving his arms indiscriminately as if he had been drowning, and fell down with a strange scream, smashing on the floor.
I knew it......
Big brother, you've only lasted for more than a second!
Li Mu walked to Liu Ye, who was standing up, with an expressionless face, squatted down, picked up the rose that had no two petals left, and poked his arm with the stem.
"Are you dead?"
"No, I hurt. ”
"Nonsense!"
Although this tease is no longer saved, Li Mu still picked him up and put him on the sofa in the dining area of the box in the spirit of humanitarianism.
"Do I have a wound on my face?"
"It's red, it's not broken. The size of a fingernail, you can't die. ”
Looking at the appearance of his bared teeth, he must have fallen a lot, but fortunately, there was a thick carpet in the box, and the president instinctively protected his head with his hands at the last moment of kissing the earth, otherwise it would be inevitable that this handsome face would be broken today.
"Sure enough, God is still jealous of my beautiful face. ”
“……”
For a moment, Li Mu wanted to personally break the face that was underbeaten.
Mourn its misfortune and be angry with it!
"You say you're ......"
Sighing tiredly, Li Mu sat on the sofa, dragged one of his arms to do massage, and by the way checked whether there was anything wrong with the bones, ignoring his painful inhalation, his mouth fell without reservation.
"If you're not good, don't rush ducks to the shelves. No equipment, no technology, temporary cramming, just want to break through MJ?
"Isn't it, diplomatic matters are important......
", you're just here to flirt with your sister. Li Mu straightened his dislocated arm back, turned a deaf ear to his pig-like howl, and exposed his sinful nature to the point.
"Didn't I practice first, I stayed leisurely before, and I couldn't fall. ”
"Don't tease. Li Mu tugged his other arm: "45 degrees, if you don't have MJ's patented shoes or ropes, you will end up like this." ”
"That's a fake ......"
"But I can't fall you. ”
"You have a point. Liu Ye's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he seemed to have found a new direction for his death, "It is estimated that there is no one in China, and some of them are also fake and shoddy, so I will ask my friends to go to Eagle Sauce to change a pair." ”
Just kidding, what's the use of having a shoe top? Without the cooperation of the mechanism, it is still a scumbag.
Li Mu ignored him, ignored the rekindled artistic soul in his eyes, and smashed his fist on the back.
"Nima, brother's kidney!"
"Come on, it's no big deal, don't lie there and pretend to be dead. ”
"Really, what about my face?"
When Liu Ye heard this, a carp bounced up from the sofa, moved his muscles and bones, and then immediately rushed to the bathroom that came with the box, lying on the mirror and kneading his own face, it seems that he is most concerned about whether his appearance has declined.
"Fake, you're disfigured!"
Li Mu rolled his eyes angrily, turned around and cleaned up the broken petals scattered on the stall.
He was speechless about this funny brother, and sometimes he couldn't help but wonder who was bigger.
However, the previous complicated feelings seem to have been swept away......
………
"This one?"
"This should be the ......"
"What about Liu Yeren, they all arrived at the door and didn't greet ......."
Just when the two brothers were pitying themselves and cleaning up the mess, the door of the box was pushed open, and suddenly a warbler and swallow language poured in, as if the volume suddenly turned up when listening to music.
Immediately, the wooden gate was pushed open in a rather violent form.
"Who!
Half of the door hit the wallpaper wall, and it didn't bounce back unexpectedly, but this movement not only blew up Liu Ye in the bathroom, and looked at the door with a bitter face, but also made Li Mu on the carpet stop what he was doing and was stunned on the spot.
In the quiet air, the atmosphere of the scene is somewhat delicate.
A sunny boy was half-kneeling on one knee on the carpet with a pile of scattered flower petals in front of him, and a melancholy young man leaned out of the bathroom, disheveled, with a red mark on his cheek......
And all of this was seen by the girls who broke into the door, no matter what kind of mood they were in before, now their eyes flashed with excitement!
Together, these factors are enough for them to instantly make up a forbidden love full of affection!
The eyes that looked at the two of them also became subtle.
Liu Ye hadn't figured out what was going on yet, but Li Muke instantly captured the key information, as if he understood something, and his face turned green in an instant.
Damn, you're thinking too much!