Chapter 58: A Happy Life
"I might have a way to get it out of the way. Zhang Xiaopaw groaned.
"Seduce with your body?" Qi Rong'er asked.
"Hmm. Zhang Xiaopaw nodded.
When Qi Rong'er heard this, her head shook like a rattle, and she sternly vetoed: "No, absolutely not." Those three people are white-eyed wolves, and if you save them with your life, they won't remember you well. If you want to die, then everyone will die together, and our two lowly people will drag the three of them to be buried together, and it is worth dying. ”
Bang! Bang!
Every time the huge body of the black giant ape took a step forward, the ground would tremble, and in two or three steps, he walked in front of the big tree where Zhang Xiaopaw and Qi Rong'er were hiding, and then raised his fist high, as if he wanted to blast the tree and people into slag together.
Qi Rong'er saw sweat on her forehead, and a desperate expression appeared on her face, because she had seen the terrifying combat power of the black giant ape, so much so that she didn't even have the idea of running. However, in despair, she was a little lucky, thinking that it was better to be smashed into slag by the black giant ape's punch than to become its belly.
However, when the black giant ape's fist was about to fall, Zhang Xiaopu jumped out from behind the tree, and said to Qi Rong'er at the same time: "I'm not saving them, I'm saving you and myself." Live well, I will definitely go to Baiyun City to find you before the spring equinox next year. ”
With that, he said "hey" to the black giant ape, attracting the black giant ape's attention, and then actually danced on the spot. As soon as the black giant ape saw his dancing, his attention was instantly attracted by him, and his raised fist was put down.
Qi Rong'er was anxious, sad, sad, and moved, but when she saw Zhang Xiaopaw pinching her orchid fingers there, twisting her waist and hips, swinging her arms and legs, and dancing seriously and affectionately, she stood in place for a while and was stunned. ”
"Remember, my name is Zhang Xiaopaw, the word is very useful, and it means that the little pawn is very useful. Zhang Xiaopaw's shout sounded in Qi Rong'er's ears, waking her up from a brief shock, and she looked for Zhang Xiaopaw but she couldn't see Zhang Xiaopaw's figure, and the black giant ape disappeared with it.
Qi Rong'er sat on the ground all of a sudden, her eyes were blank, her heart was empty, and she muttered to herself: "I hope that the next time we meet, you won't be holding a half-human, half-ape milk doll in your arms." ”
She tried her best to control herself not to think badly, so she was willing to believe that Zhang Xiaopu had lured the black giant ape away, and in the days to come, one person and one ape lived a life in the Black Forest without shame, oh no, it was a happy life.
"Second Brother Su!"
"Second brother of the Su family!"
On the other side, Qin Xinru and Qin Rulan were still lying at the mouth of the humanoid pit and calling anxiously. I don't know if it's because the ground in the Black Forest is soft, or because the black giant ape is too hard, Su Mou actually fell into the ground a foot deep, lying on the ground and looking at the black inside, he couldn't see his figure at all. Qin Xinru and Qin Rulan didn't dare to dig, because the land was too soft, and as soon as they dug the soil, it would collapse and bury Su Mou, so they could only lie down at the mouth of the pit and shout.
Qin Xinru's call did not get a response from Su Mou, but it woke up Qi Rong'er, who was in a daze, and Qi Rong'er saw the scene of the two lying at the mouth of the pit shouting, and immediately became happy, and said: "Don't shout, most of them are dead, bury them on the spot." Hey, it's a pity, the first genius in Baiyun City in a hundred years was slapped to death by an ape demon. Do you remember the action of the ape demon before slapping people, just like this, first round his arm twice, and then slap it out, like a leather ball. ”
Qi Rong'er raised her arm to learn the movements of the black giant ape to slap Su Mou, and then leaned back with a smile. But she cried when she laughed and laughed, sitting on the ground and crying, because no matter how much she ridiculed and ridiculed Su Mou, Zhang Xiaopaw would not come back.
Qi Rong'er cried for a while and was tired of crying, and when she saw that Qin Xinru's second daughter was still lying at the mouth of the pit and shouting, she couldn't help but be suspicious, and said that Su Mou would not really be slapped to death by the black giant ape, if this is the case, it will become a joke in Baiyun City for the ages.
"It's only the first day, don't pretend to be dead, the black giant ape has been led away by Zhang Xiaopu, it's safe, come out quickly." Knowing that there would be no benefit from laughing at Su Mou, Qi Rong'er was just angry, and she wanted to kill poison when she had the opportunity, especially when she felt that if it weren't for Su Mou and the three of them dragging Zhang Xiaopu and not allowing him to leave, Zhang Xiaopu and she would have stayed away from this place a long time ago, and how could they still meet the black giant ape, so she felt that Su Mou and the three of them killed Zhang Xiaopu.
Boom!
I don't know if I heard Qi Rong'er say that the black giant ape was gone, or if I just woke up from a coma, Su Mou suddenly came out of the dirt pit, and the splashed dirt and dead leaves made the Qin Xinru sisters lying on the edge of the pit look dirty.
"Die!" As soon as Su Moufu came out of the soil, he gritted his teeth and spit out a cold word, and then pounced on Qi Rong'er with murderous energy.
He is the first wizard in Baiyun City in a hundred years, and he enjoys all kinds of good reputations, he has no shortcomings on him, let alone any stains, but if this matter spreads in Baiyun City today, then he, the first wizard, will be the laughing stock of people after tea and dinner in the future, how else can he behave, so those who know about this matter must die.
Qi Rong'er's face changed greatly, in fact, she turned around and prepared to leave after she had just mocked that sentence, because she knew that if Su Mou hadn't died, she would definitely kill her as soon as she came out, so as to prevent this ugly thing from spreading, so she wanted to leave before Su Mou woke up, but she never expected that Su Mou would come out as soon as the words fell.
Qi Rong'er ran away without saying a word, and shouted angrily as she ran: "It turns out that I was right, you really lay in the hole as a shrunken turtle on the first day, and when you heard me say that the black giant ape is gone, you immediately rushed out." ”
"Poof-" Behind him, Su Mou spurted out of his mouth with a mouthful of blood, internal injuries and Qi Rong's anger.
Qi Rong'er was overjoyed when she saw this, knowing that Su Mou was seriously injured, otherwise she would be able to catch up with her with two or three breaths of his cultivation, so she immediately scolded more happily, wanting Su Mou to vomit two more mouthfuls of blood, it was best to attack her heart with anger and hurt even more.
"Evil beast, I only want to accept you as a mount on the first day of Baiyun City, look at the sword-hey, I'll go, how did I get underground?"
"On the first day, you definitely don't know how dashing you were when you fought the black giant ape, but it doesn't matter, when I go back to Baiyun City, I will draw all the wonderful pictures at that time, and then go to print and spin tens of millions of copies of him, and strive for a piece of Baiyun City, so that everyone can appreciate your chic divine martial arts. Hahaha-"
"On the first day, when the black giant ape slapped you, did you smell the smell in its fingers, did you pick its feet and didn't wash your hands?"
"On the first day, do you think the ball is more elastic or yours is more elastic? I feel that the ball is more elastic, but you are thicker than the ball, otherwise how could you have smashed such a deep hole in the ground. Miss Qin was lying there shouting, and I could hear the echo coming from the pit from far away. ”
Qi Rong'er's words can be described as heart-wrenching, not to mention that Su Mou, the party, can't stand it, even Qin Xinru was so angry that she spat blood.
"Qi Rong'er, I'm going to skin you and cramp!" Qin Xinru roared angrily.
Qin Rulan looked at the two people who had completely lost their minds, and sighed faintly in her heart, but she also felt that Qi Rong'er was really excessive, as the so-called beating people without slapping their faces and scolding people without revealing their shortcomings, you are both slapping your face and exposing your shortcomings, aren't you deliberately uncomfortable?
"Wow-" Su Mou was angry, opened his mouth and sprayed a bloody arrow several feet away, his face was as pale as paper. Blood crawled all over his eyes, and his bloodthirsty eyes looked like demons in hell.
Suddenly, Su Mou hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled, and said, "Cheap, you are a little reptile in the realm of the perfect valve, and you want to escape under my nose, it's just a fool's dream." Lie down for me!"
With that, his feet suddenly accelerated, and the distance between him and Qi Rong'er was instantly shortened, and after two or three breaths, Qi Rong'er entered his attack range, and the sword in his hand was raised without hesitation. He didn't plan to kill Qi Rong'er with a sword, he wanted to make Qi Rong'er pay a terrible price for her vicious words, he wanted to brand Qi Rong'er as a slave on her face and let her taste the capital punishment in the world.
Su Mou's sword slashed out a sword qi, and the sword qi swept towards Qi Rong'er's legs.
Qi Rong'er knew that it would be impossible to escape this catastrophe today, and couldn't help but scold angrily: "Su Mou, you coward, lying in the pit and pretending to be a bad seed of the king, I Qi Rong'er will not let you go if I am a ghost!"
After scolding, she flicked her phoenix whip, and the barbs came out of the ground, she pinched one of the barbs and slashed it to her throat, she knew that if she fell into the hands of Su Mou, she would be humiliated, it was better to die.
"The girl is just a good age, why can't she think of committing suicide?"
Suddenly, a man's voice sounded in Qi Rong'er's ears, and at the same time, her hand holding the barb was held by a strong big hand.
Qi Rong'er was surprised, turned her head to look at the man who appeared beside her silently, the first thing that caught her eye was a bright big bald head, and then a fairly passable face, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, if there was hair on the head, it should be quite good-looking.
"Dare to ask Gongzi's surname?" Qi Rong'er asked as she ran. She was a shrewd person, and this man not only prevented her from committing suicide, but also helped her block Su Mou's attack, which made her see a savior.
"It's just below, the surname is Su Mingde, and the law name is abstaining. The bald man replied as he ran with Qi Rong'er.
"Ah, you are really a monk? You are still surnamed Su, what is the relationship between you and the shameless man behind?" Qi Rong'er asked in surprise.
"It used to be, but it wasn't. Oh, did the latter have the same surname as me? Then we must have been one family five hundred years ago. Dare to ask the girl Fang Ling, how old is it, is she married?" replied to the great monk Su De one by one, and asked Qi Rong'er rhetorically.
Qi Rong'er only felt that this monk was interesting, and immediately replied: "Qi Rong'er, sixteen years old, has not yet been married." ”
"Wonderful!" the great monk Su De was very happy, and said: "It's just below, twenty this year, and the girl is not yet married, I wonder if the girl can marry the next mother-in-law?"
"Whoa!" Qi Rong'er was ashamed, took a sip, and scolded: "You monk is so shameless, and you also give the Dharma name and abstain from sex, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will send a divine thunder to destroy you, a monk who does not abide by the precepts?"
"Girl, I just said that I was a monk before I was a monk now. The great monk Su De reminded.
Qi Rong'er's eyes rolled, a touch of cunning flashed in her eyes, and she said: "It's not impossible to marry you as a mother-in-law, you can help me solve this fart behind me first." ”
"No problem. The great monk Su De agreed.