MC Jun: What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!

Guo Luxiang, Ma Yuntao: Dear viewers and friends in front of the TV, a new week is coming soon, in order to meet the busy work in the coming week, are you ready to accept the humorous baptism of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred".

Ma Yuntao: (takes out a letter and opens it) I received a letter from an audience member last night.

Guo Luxiang: Oh~~ This is really the first time since the start of the broadcast, is it to praise me or to praise yours (saying that he deliberately combed his few remaining hairs on the Mediterranean Sea in front of the camera)

Ma Yuntao: Stinky beauty. It is the audience's affirmation of the members of Slandau and their views on future programs. Hello two teachers, first of all, I am a child who grew up watching two cross talks, and in addition to the laughter brought to us by the two teachers, I have grown up unconsciously, and have my own children. However, my husband and I are still keeping an eye on both of them. From the first episode of "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", my husband and I paid attention to it because the host was two teachers, but when I first learned about Slandau's combination from the show, plus it was hosted by two teachers, my husband and I took it for granted that this combination was a comedy group, and it may be the younger generation of the two teachers. So at the end of the week, it became a habit for our family to lock in the TV on Sunday. After a short show, my husband and I would always laugh at the various things that the Slandau members were all about, but who would have thought that my 15-year-old daughter would have been obsessed with the Slandau members ever since, in her words, not only through this show to pass on laughter to us, but also to us with an invisible and indescribable will. Since then, our family has watched "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" from a different perspective, and felt the touching brought to us by the members. This kind of emotion is very small, but it is indeed heartfelt and not hypocritical. I don't know who came up with the idea of this show, but I'm grateful to you for educating my children in this way. Now it has become a habit for our family to lock in TV to watch the program, and finally I wish the program will get better and better under the auspices of the two teachers, and the members of Slandau can be accepted by more and more people.

After Ma Yuntao read the last word, there was applause at the scene.

Guo Luxiang: (Contrary to the witty look of the god who usually complains, he bows solemnly to the camera) Thank you for the audience's letter, but one more thing must be confirmed, that is, Slandau is indeed not our junior.

Ma Yuntao: (while folding the letter, he said) Indeed, as far as people I know, I always ask me what their situation is, they are obviously idol groups, why do they do such a show that damages their image.

Guo Luxiang: But it seems that this kind of concern is superfluous (meaning the audience's letter of approval)

Ma Yuntao: In any case, we still want to say thank you to all the fans and viewers of the show who love Slandao!

Guo Luxiang: Okay, don't say more, let's start today's show right away.

Ma Yuntao: So everyone, let everyone wait for a long time, let's start today's "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" immediately, please invite the field director Xiaoshui!

The second video switches to the outfield.

Outdoor director Xiaoshui: Hello two teachers in the studio, hello to the audience and friends in front of the TV!

Ma Yuntao: Xiaoshui, if I'm not mistaken, you should be in the park now. There seems to be a lot of people behind you right now.

Field director Xiaoshui: Yes, Mr. Ma.

MC Jun: Hey~ It really doesn't matter, will the guinea pig in the same location take the bait again?

Guo Luxiang, Ma Yuntao: Everyone has been waiting for a long time, so let's start today's guinea pig LOCK!

The hidden camera in the field switches to a path outside the park, where a young man in athleisure clothes and listening to music is running this way.

Ma Yuntao: Oh~ Zhang Yifan!

MC Jun: Zhang Yifan, 18 years old. One of the first members of the first phase of Slandau. According to the information on the official website, he is a little naughty with an active atmosphere, the pistachio of the whole team, and in his own words, if he didn't pass the selection of Slandau, he might really be a comedian. So Zhang Yifan children's shoes, let's take a look at the soul of your variety show!

MC Jun: As the first concert since the establishment of Slandau is approaching, Zhang Yifan has stepped up his physical training, so he will do morning exercises here at this time every day. However, to your surprise, this place is already full of our spies! Mice, LOCK!

MC Jun: Tricky content, beware of flying saucers......

Zhang Yifan listened to the music and ran into the park at his own pace, completely unaware that he had run into a park full of spies.

At this point, the screen starts counting down to 3, 2, 1......

Park people: Flying saucers, flying saucers, there are aliens, everyone run.

Immediately the passers-by of the whole park began to go crazy (of course, this is all a script we arranged)

However, completely different from the tense atmosphere around, Zhang Yifan stopped in place, slowly took off the headphones, and looked blankly at the passers-by who were messing around.

Guo Luxiang: Haha~ Stunned.

A passer-by ran to Zhang Yifan, grabbed his hand and said in a panic: "Run, there are aliens." ”

Unexpectedly, when he heard the words of passers-by, Zhang Yifan immediately got ready, turned around, and immediately began to snatch away where he could hide.

The area of the park is very large, but there are not many places that can play a hiding role, all the spies have already hid in an orderly manner under the arrangement of the director, and suddenly within the scope of the hidden camera, only Zhang Yifan is still like a headless fly.

A spy passerby shouted, "The aliens are coming down." ”

Zhang Yifan shook for a moment when he heard this, and then made a divine move.

I saw him quickly lying on the ground and making a dead expression, but he quickly thought about it and felt that something was wrong, so he opened his mouth and closed his eyes and whispered and shouted: "I'm dead~ I'm dead......

Ma Yuntao: How can a dead person still speak?

After laughter in the infield, the outfield director Xiaoshui and the film crew ran to Zhang Yifan who was lying on the ground.

Outdoor director Xiaoshui: (patted Zhang Yifan's body) Wake up ~ Wake up!

Zhang Yifan: I'm dead... I'm dead, I'm dead......

MC Jun: One-to-one +

Outfield director Xiaoshui: I'm not an alien, look at it.

Zhang Yifan: (Tremblingly looking up at the people in front of him) Who are you......

Outdoor director Xiaoshui: Thank you for your divine reaction, it's the first time I've seen such a standard divine reaction since the show started.

Zhang Yifan: (surprised "sigh" ~ voice) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People"?

Xiao Shui nodded.

Zhang Yifan: (reluctantly patted his forehead) I'll just say, it's not a science fiction movie, where are some aliens?

MC Jun: The aliens didn't appear, but there was a god reaction to compare the aliens, Zhang Yifan, thank you for letting us see what a real variety show is!

Switch back to the studio.

Everyone applauded, and Guo Luxiang was already laughing with tears in his eyes.

Guo Luxiang: Aliens? The most powerful is that I can really believe it.

Ma Yuntao: It's no wonder that so many spies cooperate with the performance, whoever watches it will believe it.

Ma Yuntao: I'm sorry, because the members of Slandau began to prepare for next month's concert, and the trick on Zhang Yifan could only come to an abrupt end. But even though it's just one, we do see a divine reaction that doesn't lose to anyone.

Guo Luxiang: In next week's program, the field director will sneak into the gymnasium and directly hit the members in the rehearsal.

Ma Yuntao: At the end of the program, we will still give you the dance song "MR. S" live dance version. I hope you can continue to lock in the show next Sunday, and we will go straight to the rehearsal of Slandau.

Guo Luxiang, Ma Yuntao: Goodbye! (Wavering)