Chapter 259: Hades Playing Drunken Madness Third Form: Tear and tear!
Yulin Xiuze, who was covered with a veil, was pulled by Ru Huan into the private room waiting outside the king in a half-pushed and half-swayed state. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Surrounded by bright red decorations, the translucent gauze tent slowly rose, and the silk and bamboo band waiting on the side immediately "jingled" to play an elegant fairy music, which made people's souls float up with the melody and rise into the sky......
Wang Yuanwai leaned on the cloud collapse, and was flying at a girl in the Silk and Bamboo Band, and when he saw Ru Huan entering the room, he immediately waved his hand with joy on his face to signal to stop playing.
Ru Huan tried his best to pinch his throat to make his voice sound as gentle as Ding Dong: "You guys go down first, Wang Yuanwai wants to listen to the tune, and it will naturally be played by Ding Dong." "She has to ask for a confession later, and it is not convenient for someone to be around.
Several of the band girls immediately obediently exited the room.
When Wang Yuanwai saw Ru Huan scolding the band, he thought that she wanted to collect the reward money alone, and immediately took out a large stack of silver tickets from his arms: "Dingdong girl, although you love music, you love to watch girls dance." Come, as long as you give me a striptease, this silver ticket is all yours!"
Yulin Xiuze heard that this king came up with such an unbearable request, his beautiful eyes immediately overflowed with murderous energy, and he was about to make a move, but he saw Ru Huan rubbing his hands and laughing very dogly: "Dwarf oil, uncle, when it comes to dancing, naturally Sister Luan Pei is the best at it, sister jumps, it's called a hot and energetic, make sure your blood is swollen and your nose bleeds!"
After hearing this, Yulin Xiuze only felt a chill down his spine, what the hell is this? Let this king, such a great man with great martial arts dance?
was still stunned, but saw that Ru Huan had already come to his side and squeezed out a few notes: "Didn't you skip it when you were drunk?
Yubayashi Xiuze had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, when did he skip the striptease? Could it be the last time he was drunk...... What a shame!
But at this moment, if you don't jump, then you need to jump. How can you let your beloved woman dance such a shameless dance, even if you really want to....... That can only be shown to himself, right?
Yulin Xiuze originally wanted to lobby if Wang Yuanwai could be exempted from dancing, but he didn't expect Ru Huan to be elated and studied what to accompany herself, and it seemed that she was also very interested in her drunken dance.
Ru Huan chose to use the dulcimer accompaniment left by the silk and bamboo band, because she didn't know anything other than this instrument that was struck with a small hammer.
Wang Yuanwai saw Yulin Xiuze's peach blossom eyes exposed outside the veil and was amazingly beautiful, just by looking at this shocking wave light, he felt that his bones were crispy, and his mouth was full of flattery: "Why do the two girls cover their faces with veils? I have long heard that Miss Luan Pei is beautiful, and before I see her true face today, I made my master seem to have drunk seventeen or eighteen pots, and he was already drunk." ”
Ru Huan flicked her hair, and then blinked her eyes quickly, as if she was discharging money to the king: "Covering the veil is naturally to play games for a while, which is more interesting!"
"Game ...... Game ......" Wang Yuanwai's eyes began to reveal the light of unbridled desire, and it was obvious that he had thought of some colored activity.
Yulin Xiuze's face turned pale, fortunately he was covered by a veil and couldn't see clearly, this girl dared to say anything? What is "playing games"? Such an easily misunderstood word......
At this time, Ru Huan had already sat in front of the dulcimer, and she smiled extremely heartily: "Dear Sister Luanpei, please start." ”
But Yulin Xiuze stood in place for a long time, and he didn't move at all, it was really ...... Because he can't jump!!
Ru Huan saw the puzzled expression on Wang Yuanwai's face, afraid that the other party was already suspicious, so he immediately got up and brought a glass of water and wine to Yulin Xiuze: "What's wrong with Sister Luan Pei?" I think it was because I saw Wang Yuanwai's tall and mighty figure, and my heart gushed out like a surging river of admiration, so that I was too nervous to dance and couldn't dance. Or drink a glass of water and wine to moisten first!"
When Wang Yuanwai heard Ru Huan's words of patting the horse, his face showed the pride of capturing the woman's heart, and he also shouted with joy on his face: "Yes, yes, have a drink first, it will be more delicious to drink wine and dance." ”
Yulin Xiuze protested to Ru Huan in a low voice: "I can't drink, I ......"
Ru Huan handed the wine glass to his lips, and his voice was as soft as a needle: "I know that you will do a striptease when you are drunk, don't worry, I will take you out safely." ”
Yulin Xiuze wanted to say more, but as soon as Ru Huan raised his hand, most of the glass of water and wine was poured into his stomach. With the hot and spicy liquor in his stomach, Yulin Xiuze suddenly felt his mind fluttering.
Ru Huan saw that his eyes gradually became a little sluggish, and he knew that the alcohol was about to attack, according to his experience last time, he was basically just sleeping after striptease, so Ru Huan was not worried.
The drumstick in his hand is played lightly, and the melody of "Nian Junhuan" flows out slowly, such a soothing and complaining tune should be like last time, our Royal Highness the Hades King slowly takes off his shirt with his eyes like silk, which can make the king laugh outside, and when the other party lets down his guard, it is easier to set out what he wants to ask.
But Yulin Xiuze's originally slightly closed eyes suddenly opened after hearing the music, and he turned around twice on the ground with flexible steps, which seemed to be dancing, but in fact, as soon as he stretched out his arms, he pulled the tassel curtain hanging down from the edge of the bed, and dragged it very melodically. Those light yarn tassels naturally couldn't withstand his strength, and the layers became the ribbons in his hands and followed him.
Not to mention the king, even Ru Huan widened his eyes in surprise with a stunned expression.
Didn't he drink too much and dance a striptease or force kiss someone, but what was going on now?
But seeing Yulin Xiuze tear off all the veils and curtains, he also lifted his breath and indulged on the top of the wardrobe in the room, and tore off the calligraphy and paintings on the wall with one hand!
He even muttered as he tore it: "Tear down, tear up!"
Ru Huan almost burst out laughing when he saw Yulin Xiuze's situation at this time.
It's obvious that his old man's way of playing drunken madness has changed!
Yes, changed, this time it turned out to be playing destruction?
Wang Yuanwai's mouth was wide open, and he was obviously speechless in astonishment. Ru Huan came to him with a smile on his face and began to talk nonsense: "Uncle, don't blame Sister Luan Pei, yesterday my sister danced for a big man with a noble status, but she was reprimanded by the adult. I think my sister has always been conceited about her dancing skills, and she can't stand the stimulation, so she is a little insane when she mentions dancing again today. ”
Ru Huan pretended to wipe her tears as she spoke, with a pitiful look.
Wang Yuanwai seemed to have finally recovered his vocal cords, and asked with a frown: "Which big man is so powerful?
Ru Huan stretched out a white finger to support his chin, as if trying to recall the name of the adult: "It seems to be a first-class member of the court, what kind of imperial doctor is the imperial court......
Wang Yuanwai was shocked when he heard this: "Lord Ink Dyeing Ink?"
Ru Huan suddenly slapped his palms, looked at Wang Yuanwai innocently and shouted: "Uncle, you are really smart, I guessed it, it is Lord Mo." ”
Wang Yuanwai naturally didn't think that the Imperial Court of the Imperial Physician was originally ink-dyed, as long as she mentioned the official position, anyone who knew a little about officialdom could guess it. But at this moment, he was suddenly praised by Ru Huan like this, and Wang Yuanwai's heart swelled with imperceptible pride, but a very strange look appeared on his face: "Impossible, Master Mo is dead." ”