Chapter 248: Cockfight
To be honest, Caibi is not familiar with many rules on the earth, and when he goes out to run errands, he does need a few people who can help him run errands outside, and he has a heart of love and talent, and he doesn't want to put those three people to death. He told the steamed bun www.biquge.info: "Steamed bun, you can't use magic when you fight against the three of them, you can only use martial arts to fight hard, and don't play people to death when you start." ”
"There are counts!" Mantou replied with his throat.
"He ------ him------ he can talk!" Luo Su took a few steps back in shock.
"It's so strange to be able to talk, it's really rare and weird. Mini Black rolled his eyes at Luo Su very humanely.
"You, you'll say it too!" Luo Zuming exclaimed.
"Well, well, I'd say that too. The little snow fox that had been hanging around my neck also spoke.
"And me, and me, isn't my voice sweet?" The treasure hunting mouse Songhua pouted her big fluffy tail and circled around Luo Su and Luo Zuming and Tan Xuegeng very stinky.
"These guys are a bit short-sighted. "Tiger Head and Tiger Brain also came over to join in the fun.
Hearing the sound of "------- pound ------- bang", the three of them fainted in fright without waiting for the fight.
Song Ganyi, the fourth child with relatively thick nerves, supported his two weak calves, and moved to the side of the three people step by step, pulling this, shaking that, shaking this, and it took a long time to wake up the three people.
Caipan held back a smile and said in a good mood: "This little cowardice can't even bear this, I can count on you to help me do something." ”
The corners of Caibi's mouth were outward, and the smile of his lips was pursed, which made the four robbers feel uncertain, and they stood up and prepared to fight with Mantou.
Mantou stared at their trembling legs with his chicken head held high and said disdainfully: "Save it, look at your noodle appearance, don't be embarrassed here." ”
"No, if you fight, you still have a life, and if you don't fight, you won't even have a chance to live. Luo Su gritted his teeth and encouraged the brothers.
Mantou was not in a hurry to fight them, but asked curiously: "You are even afraid of a talking animal, as the world's third-ranked killer group, how do you usually do bad things?"
"We never see blood when we kill!" Tan Xuegeng deliberately pretended to be vicious and said.
"Tell me how you can kill people without seeing blood?" Su Tong teased them in a good mood.
Luo Su was still sober-minded, he was afraid of angering us, and said tremblingly: "We rarely take on the work of killing, only the most vicious people we kill, when we kill people, we don't take tyrannical methods, generally secretly give them some chronic poison to let them die unconsciously." ”
"Oh, it's still a bunch of caring bad guys. Caipan nodded.
Luo Zuming was a little carried away when he got the praise of the vegetable cake, he raised his eyebrows lightly and said proudly: "That is, what we do is a technical thing, even the kidnapping of us is carefully planned and properly arranged, and we never do things that we are not sure of." ”
"You've never missed?" Fan Siqin asked curiously.
"No, how could we have missed?" Luo Zuming blew the cowhide and couldn't stop the brake.
Qian Mo stabbed him mercilessly and asked, "Then what's going on with you today?"
Luo Zuming lowered his head and muttered: "This ------ is a little bit of a mistake, today's work is a bit urgent, we didn't have time to investigate the background of the kidnapped person in detail, but fortunately, we corrected our mistakes in time." ”
Caibi's eyes widened, and a cold light shot straight into Luo Zuming's heart, and he said coldly: "If it weren't for the fact that you corrected your mistakes in a more timely manner, you would have become scum by now." ”
"Fluttering -----" Luo Zuming couldn't bear the divine power of the vegetable cake and knelt down: "Immortal Yingming, I still hope that the law will be opened, and spare us a way to live." ”
The vegetable cake bar said to the steamed buns: "Your capital crime can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, so hurry up and fight with the steamed bun." ”
"Fight here?" Luo Su looked at our small hall and was a little embarrassed, "It's too small here, I'm afraid that if I can't toss it, I'll be in trouble if I hurt you again." ”
"It's okay, let's fight quickly, don't worry you won't touch us. Old Man Zhou urged.
"Then we're going to fight?" Tan Xuegeng cautiously asked.
Qian Mo was really impatient to wait: "A big man is so grinding and chirping, you can't hurry!"
"Hurry up, rub me again and tear you alive!" Like a proud prince, the steamed bun held his head high, with a big red cockcomb on his head, and his big black and shiny tail, flapped his wings and rushed towards the three men.
No matter how high the kung fu is, I am afraid of kitchen knives, and at this time, what eight Chinese dialects, concealment techniques, and disguise techniques have become scum in front of steamed buns. Luo Su couldn't dodge and was torn off a piece of meat by the steamed bun. It hurt so much that he gritted his teeth and took out a dagger and stabbed at the steamed bun without hesitation. The steamed bun seemed to be frightened, and rushed straight towards the dagger without dodging or dodging.
At this time, Luo Su thought that he was a little carried away with joy, and did not notice that the steamed bun spit at his feet, and when he saw that the dagger was about to touch the towering chicken breast of the steamed bun, the steamed bun gently dodged to the left, Luo Su just stepped on the phlegm of the steamed bun, and he slipped and couldn't help but fall down.
Luo Su fell so hard that the blood on his forehead gushed out like a spring.
"Big brother!" Luo Zuming and Tan Xuegeng stopped their footsteps and cried bitterly.
"What are you crying about, you can't die. The steamed bun said disapprovingly, pulling out a small piece of black and translucent mud from his chicken feathers, and slapped it on Luo Su's head with a snap, and the bleeding stopped after a while, and the wound on Luo Su's head slowly healed, and it disappeared not long after.
"Mantou, what did you give him?" Old Man Zhou asked suspiciously.
"Medicine made from the tail of an iron centipede, specially used to heal wounds. The steamed bun cocked his tail ostentatiously.
Old Man Zhou praised: "I didn't expect your old boy to be very poisonous, and he is not bad at medicine!"
"That's it!" The steamed bun held his head high, flapped his two wings and circled around Luo Su like a mighty general, and asked demonstratively: "You still can't fight, you have to fight quickly, the master still has something to do and has no time to toss with you." ”
At first, Luo Su and they dared to fight with steamed buns just by breath, and they were lucky, but now they see that steamed buns are not only wise and strategic, but also have amazing healing methods, and they admired the five bodies at this time, and said convincingly: "Don't dare, don't dare, we can't beat you." ”