Chapter 105: Fake Drama Really Done
Judge Cui, who was standing aside and dressed as Tian Jiu, hurriedly handed a booklet in his hand to Huang Taoluo: "Hades, Niu Dakui's book of life and death is here." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Huang Taoluo took the booklet, pretended to read it, covered the booklet, waved his arm and pointed at Niu Dakui and shouted: "The dead ghost Niu Dakui actually committed the great crime of seeking money and killing his life before his death. ”
Niu Dakui was scolded loudly by the king of Hades dressed as Huang Taoluo, and he was so frightened that his calves cramped and his body was paralyzed, he kowtowed to Huang Taoluo a few times, and trembled and defended: "Wronged, Lord Hades, I haven't killed anyone, are you mistaken?"
Huang Tao was stunned for a moment, stunned, only to realize that he was too anxious, and he wanted to put the blame on Niu Dakui as soon as possible, so that he was frightened and timid, and then let him go on the grounds of closing the mountain. At this time, Huang Taoluo's words were definitely not changed, and in a hurry, he blurted out: "You didn't kill anyone, but you killed fish." ”
As soon as Huang Taoluo's words came out, not only Niu Dakui was stunned, but everyone else was dumbfounded, what kind of crime is 'killing fish', and Huang Taoluo also pulled out such words.
Tian Jiu and Chuanhua, who were standing on the side and pretending to be Judge Cui and Judge Lu, laughed out loud, and were glared at fiercely by Huang Taoluo, and the two of them quickly silenced their mouths.
"Lord Yama, how can this killing of fish be regarded as killing for money?" Niu Dakui asked Huang Taoluo with a sad face.
"Why don't you count it as murder for money, let me tell you, you are guilty of murder, all living beings, all have the pain of life, you killed a fish yesterday and will be punished today as a fish. ”
"What do you mean?" Niu Dakui was confused by Huang Taoluo's words, and he couldn't understand the meaning of Huang Taoluo's words.
"What do you mean? I mean you killed a fish for the crime of killing a living being, you killed too many fish during your lifetime, and today I will sentence you to be killed as a fish. Huang Taoluo sat on the case, uncomfortable and wanted to burst into foul language, he is a martial arts hall, he only knows how to go straight, he knew that it was so awkward to play this Lord of Yama, so he didn't want to take this errand, it was better to pretend to be a bull head and horse face to be comfortable.
Niu Dakui sat on the ground with a slump in his buttocks, and only shouted in his heart, "It's miserable, I'm afraid of what is really coming, when I was young, I sold fish and killed fish for a living, but I didn't think so much, and then I changed careers and made more and more money, so I began to be afraid of death, afraid that I would be sentenced to murder by Lord Yan after death, but I didn't expect it to come true today." ’
Niu Dakui was paralyzed on the ground like a deflated ball, and Huang Taoluo on the case was happy to know that his words had an effect, and it was time to increase his efforts to completely defeat Niu Dakui's psychological defense, and hurriedly shouted loudly: "Niu Tou Ma Mian." ”
"In... Two attendants, dressed as bulls and horses, stepped forward and bowed.
"Stripped off Niu Dakui's coat and put it on the board, disemboweled, and let him taste the taste of being slaughtered every day. Huang Tao shouted loudly in a strange way.
"Yes. Niu Tou Ma Mian responded to the order, really moved a board, and began to pick up Niu Dakui's clothes and pants, Niu Dakui was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground like soft mud and forgot to struggle. His reaction made the two entourages dressed as bull-headed and horse-faced stupid, and the two raised their heads to ask Huang Taoluo's opinion, whether to pick it up or not.
Huang Taoluo also ran out of ideas, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Tian Jiu, how to play the next scene.
Tian Jiu had an idea, bowed down and said, "King Bingyan, this Niu Dakui doesn't have to suffer this great crime. Tian Jiu's words were not loud, but Niu Dakui, who was paralyzed on the ground, heard it in his ears, he got up with a grunt as if he had been beaten suddenly, and rushed to Tian Jiu with a rolling belt, kowtowing to Tian Jiu again and again: "Judge, please save me, old man." ”
Huang Tao looked at Tian Jiu appreciatively, and pretended to say, "How can you say this?"
Niu Dakui did commit the crime of killing, but he later repented and did many good deeds of releasing life. ”
Tian Jiu's words really reminded Niu Dakui, and Niu Dakui then turned around and knelt down to Huang Taoluo: "Yes, Lord Yama, I did sell fish and kill fish when I was young, but that was also forced by life, and then I made money, so I changed my career and didn't dare to do it again, I also bought a large number of fish and turtles to release, I really repented, and I begged Lord Yama to be merciful and let me go, don't kill me." ”
"Oh, do you have repentance?"
"I'm so remorseful. Niu Dakui seemed to see the dawn in the darkness, and kowtowed again and again to reply.
"Okay, no one can do anything wrong if you are not a sage, and today the king of this Hades will spare you once. As soon as Huang Taoluo's voice fell, he glanced at the horse face on the side, and the horse face slipped to the door in a heartfelt understanding, and shouted at the right time: "King Bingyan, the land lord of Taoxi Village asks to see you." ”
"The land lord of Taoxi Village asks to see? Huang Tao stepped aside and made a gesture of please. With, a crane-haired old man walked in with a cane in his hand.
Tian Jiu and Chuanhua fixed their eyes and argued, the land lord in front of him was actually dressed as a patriarch, Tian Jiu and Chuanhua had to admire the descendants of the Huang family, for the benefit of the entire family, even the supreme patriarch was willing to play a role and come in handy.
"See Hades. The patriarch stepped forward, saw Huang Taoluo, and clenched his fists. After all, Huang Taoluo is lower than the patriarch, and when he saw the patriarch doing something to him at this moment, he was so panicked that he bowed back again and again. Fortunately, Niu Dakui was already sincerely afraid to kneel on the ground at this time, and he didn't dare to come out of the air, where would he pay attention to this detail.
Huang Taoluo asked: "I don't know why the Lord of the Land came to my Hades Palace today?"
The patriarch pointed to Niu Dakui, who was kneeling on the ground, and said, "Lord Yama, this land is asking for a meeting today for the sake of the people who are kneeling on the ground. ”
'For me' Niu Dakui was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly raised his head and looked at the land lord in front of him, not knowing whether it was a blessing or a curse.
"Are you here for Niu Dakui? Huang Taoluo followed the act.
"For his own selfish interests, this person opened a cave in the mountain and destroyed the mountain, which violated the divine power of the mountain god, and the mountain god has now returned to the heavenly court to meet the emperor to explain the matter. When the mountain god learned that this person's soul had returned to the underworld, he specially asked me to come to see the king of Hades, and I must not let this ghost go. ”
Huang Taoluo pretended to be stunned: "I see." Then with a wave of his long sleeves, he pointed at Niu Dakui and scolded: "Okay, you Niu Dakui, the king of this Hades just spared you once, I didn't expect you to have such a big crime, and now it seems that you have to be sentenced to a felony of peeling skin and cramping in the oil pot on the knife mountain." ”
"Spare my life, Lord Yama, I was wrong, I shouldn't have listened to Wang Xigui's advice, it was all Wang Xigui's idea, I also listened to his words in a daze, it was all Wang Xigui's idea, begging Lord Yama to go around me. Niu Dakui shouted injustice loudly and put all the blame on Wang Xigui.
"Hades, don't listen to his nonsense, he is shirking his responsibility, the mountain god once sent someone to give him guidance and persuade him to seal the cave as soon as possible, but he was greedy for money and refused to agree, if he was willing to agree to close the mountain, the mountain god would not have to work to report to the heavens, let alone ask me to come forward for this matter. The patriarch's acting skills are not slightly worse than Huang Tao's, Tian Jiu and Chuanhua watched Huang Taoluo and the patriarch sing and harmonize, and they almost laughed out loud with joy.
Huang Taoluo said: "Niu Dakui, what else do you have to say at the moment, why did you know now." ”
Seeing this, Niu Dakui knew that he couldn't make any more quibbles, so he cried and begged for mercy while cursing Wang Xigui fiercely: "I was wrong, Lord Yan, it was me who was greedy for money, I shouldn't have listened to the advice of those two people, it was my mistake, Lord Yan, please spare me, I don't dare anymore." ”
Everyone looked at each other and smiled, the heat was almost over at this moment, and it was time to end. Immediately, Huang Taoluo continued: "Niu Dakui, Niu Dakui, in the book of life and death, your yang life is not over, this king of Hades originally wanted to let you return to yang, then I know that you have offended the mountain god this time, it seems that you have to go to eighteen layers of hell this time." ”
Niu Dakui was completely stupid now, staring at the beads of his eyes and speechless for a long time, full of remorse. (To be continued.) )