Cctv.

In the hallway.

"What do you eat at night?" Zhang Ye was very happy.

Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "Are you still worried about eating? Why do I always think that the two of us are in big trouble, two live broadcasts, we are going to poke a hole in the sky." ”

Zhang Ye said: "What does it have to do with the two of us." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Even if CCTV makes a mistake, it is the two of us who benefit in the end, and it is also the two of us who show their faces outside, can we watch it alone? This time, not only is CCTV 11 in trouble, but I think we are also hanging." ”

Zhang Ye was single, and said: "What's the matter, the two of us who have been banned are gone, what else can we do? Tie up the two of us, and block our mouths?"

Yao Jiancai was happy, "That's what you said." ”

"No one cares what we should say or what we say!" Zhang Ye said.

At this time, a person came to meet him, as if he had seen it, and it was a person from the cross talk contest column group.

The young man looked at them and said, "Teacher Yao, Teacher Zhang, I'm from the column group, do you two have time?"

They went to an office.

Zhang Ye said: "Something?"

The young man got straight to the point, "Just now the station gave instructions, and the column group also discussed it here, I hope your cross talk can be cleaner and not so vulgar." ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "Are you beating me in the stage?"

The young man looked at him, "That doesn't dare." ”

Yao Jiancai also glanced at him, "This is a cross talk competition, and we are also talking about a serious cross talk, why is it not clean to come to you? Where is it not clean?"

The young man said: "There are dirty words, there are insinuations!"

"Where are the dirty words?" Zhang Ye said.

The young man said: "Blind your mother is involved." ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm talking about Xianima, which of these five words is a dirty word, you point it out to me, I really want to see it for a long time!"

The young man frowned, "We know it in our hearts. ”

Zhang Ye shook his hand, "Don't follow me, I really don't know!"

The young man gritted his teeth and said: "What do you say about Teacher Tang Dazhang? Teacher Tang has already found the stage after the game, and many cross talk artists have also come." ”

"Sue?" Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes.

Zhang Ye lit a cigarette, "Yo drink, I've heard of picking up money, but I haven't heard of picking up scolding, I'm talking about Tang Dade, someone wants to put it on himself, he has to find this basin, and he still relies on me? Then if you want to say that, Tang Dazhang's two apprentices also said me by name, why don't I see you talking? Oh, let them talk about me, they can do anything, I can't even say a word to Lao Yao? I have to be warned by you? What kind of cross talk contest are you! When you recruit people to sign up, you will set up a sign and write it - only Tang Dazhang's apprentices can participate in the competition, then we will not sign up!"

The young man was annoyed and said: "Why do you talk like this, everyone has discussed your cross talk, and the organizers have also studied it, and it does not conform to the laws of cross talk art at all." ”

Zhang Ye asked rhetorically, "Then let me ask you what is the art of cross talk?"

The young man said: "At least it can't be so vulgar, this kind of cross talk can't be on the stage, and the audience won't have a good impact on it, cross talk is a kind of culture, elegant culture!"

Zhang Ye smiled, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, don't talk nonsense with me, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here, how can I say cross talk I know better than you, I listen to your blind command?"

"You ......" The young man didn't expect this thing to curse.

Yao Jiancai didn't bother to take care of him, "Let's go, brother." ”

Zhang Ye got up, "Let's go, go to my parents' house to eat at night?"

"Okay. Yao Jiancai said happily: "I haven't been to your house yet, so I have to pay a visit." ”

The two of them walked out of the office with a smile while talking, not paying attention to the young people in the column group at all.

The young man looked at their backs and was also angry, but there was no way, he was actually a little worried about Zhang Ye, he had scolded radio and television, beaten leaders, beaten gangsters, and flew planes, such a bastard, he didn't dare to provoke if he didn't provoke him, anyway, he reached the meaning of the station, if they still say so in the next game, then don't blame their column team for not warning in advance!

Let's go, go back and report to the leader.

The young man wanted to pull the door out, but when he twisted it, the doorknob suddenly broke, "Huh?" He quickly smashed the door, "Open the door! Help me open it! No, help me call someone!"

Outside.

They both heard the call at the door.

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "What do you mean?"

"Trapped inside?" Zhang Ye was also happy.

Bang bang bang, "Twist the handle for me outside!"

Zhang Ye's heart moved, knowing that this matter was a bit of a coincidence, it might be that the dice that had been reduced by five times the difficulty was powerful again, Zhang Ye didn't have a good impression of these people, so the dice disgusted the other party? Sure enough, Zhang Ye in these six days is the rhythm of God blocking and killing God and Buddha!

He smiled, "Let's go." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Gone?"

"Leave him alone, knock it yourself. Zhang Ye said.

The young man inside the door heard this, poof! He almost vomited blood! He still has urgent matters for a while, and he has to supervise the program! He immediately took out his mobile phone and wanted to call his colleagues and ask them to pry the door, but his hands shook with anger, and the mobile phone fell to the ground and fell to pieces!

The young man was dumbfounded, I cǎo! Do you want to carry it like this! What the hell has happened in the platform in the past two days?

The two of them outside were already upside down.

Yao Jiancai teased: "It is said that you kid has a big temper, I have rarely seen it with my own eyes before, this time I have seen it, I know how you do everything to offend people piece by piece, just your violent temper, hey, brother, I have only seen it in my life, I have never seen you rush like this." ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm still holding out the fire, these people are just scolding, the surnamed Tang mobilized a group of people to step on me and boycott me, as a judge of the competition, he used the judge's authority to stab people in the back, and also called for the disqualification of the two of us, and his apprentice also sarcastically mocked the two of us in the show, heh, I have never seen the column group let go of a fart? I haven't seen CCTV say a word? Tang Dazhang is also a member of the column group, this is only allowed to be set on fire by state officials, and the people are not allowed to light lamps? They can only step on people, not others? I'll go to his grandfather-!"

Yao Jiancai said: "You kid, you have never refused to suffer! hehe, but I like it, brother, anyway, it's already like this, let's do it with them this time!"

Just as he was about to go out, he bumped into another person, a little old man.

As soon as he saw the person, Yao Jiancai recognized it, he was a very old cross talk performance artist in the cross talk industry.