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Chapter 265: Bomb Turmoil

It is said that in this place in the Northeast, bombs left over from the Japanese pseudo-period can often be dug up underground, and the fat man has seen similar news on the Internet before, so he will be the first to react.

Although several decades have passed, who knows if this bomb is still good or not? And everyone has a blind fear of bombs when they watch mine warfare or something.

As soon as the fat man's voice fell, someone immediately began to lie. And Li Suozi shouted "lie down", and then, under his leadership, lay down more than a dozen times.

Li Laomian was next to the bomb, and he was scared, and his arms wandered vigorously: "What can I do, I can't live now-"

The fat man hurriedly snatched the shovel in his hand, good fellow, he was so trembling just now, the shovel hit the bomb one by one.

"Old man, it's okay, you poked a few shovels just now. The fat man comforted him a few times, and Li Laomian gradually stabilized, pulling his sister-in-law and shouting: "What are you still stunned about, run away." ”

The two of them pulled hands and ran away along the ditch together, and in the end, only the fat man was left alone next to the bomb. He turned the shovel in his hand, used the shovel pole to reach into the soil, slowly pulled it, and then gently held the bomb and jumped out of the pit.

"Fatty, you're going to blow up the bunker!" Li Suozi, who was lying on the ground, screamed, and then got up and ran.

"It's all right—everybody gets on with their work. The fat man held the bomb, shouted, and then began to worry: Wherever this thing is placed, it will be scary.

Seeing that the bomb did not explode, everyone gradually felt relieved, and they all returned to their respective posts and continued to work.

Wang Gong rushed over when he heard the news, studied the bomb in the fat man's arms, and saw that there was a tick on it, which was estimated to be a model or something, and it was not very clear. Wang Gong pushed his glasses, looked at them for a long time, and finally determined: "It's Japanese, it seems that it was left over from the time when Little Japan invaded China." ”

"This has to be reported to the Public Security Bureau, and I have to find a nest for it first, so I can't take it to the Public Security Bureau." The fat man looked around and saw the loess pit in the north of Daobei, so he went straight to it and put the bomb in a newly dug soil pit, which was reassuring.

When the fat man returned to the construction site, he heard someone shouting: "There is another bomb!"

However, this time, everyone didn't run, two people came up to watch the excitement, and everyone else continued to work. It's just an iron lump, and there's nothing to look at.

The fat man pulled out another bomb from the ditch, this guy was much bigger than the one just now, more than two feet, the two ends were pointed, the middle was drummed, and it was heavy, and the fat man had a little hard to carry.

"The fuse and tail were removed, and this bomb was fine. Wang Gong gave the fat man a reassuring pill, after all, this thing is quite scary, although the fat man knows that it will not explode if he doesn't mess with it, but he is also a little weak-hearted.

"Haha, it looks like a stink bomb, so I can simply sell it to the scrap acquisition department, and I can exchange it for two dollars, but scrap iron is quite expensive. Hearing that the bomb would not explode, Li Suozi began to use his brain.

It is said that the materials were relatively scarce in those years, and they were usually sold in tatters, that is, sacks, rope heads or big bones, and it was rare to see iron guys.

"How do you figure it out, after all, there is still ** in this bomb, what if it blows up, it is safer to call the Public Security Bureau to deal with it. Of course, the fat man can't agree with his rancid idea, and sell the bomb as scrap metal, then he will be poor and crazy.

As soon as he heard that there was a ** inside, Li Suozi was a little moved: "Fat brother, why don't we pick out the ** inside and play with gunpowder guns for the children, and then the remaining shells will not be dangerous, at least they can be sold for a few dollars." ”

"This is a military bomb, do you think it's the black powder in the second kick?" The fat man still has this bit of common sense, and hurriedly warned everyone: "No one is allowed to use their brains again, so I will ask the captain to send someone to the commune and tell the comrades of the armed forces department and ask them to deal with it." ”

After putting the two bombs together, the fat man went back to the village and told Captain Li, and when Captain Li heard this, he hurriedly sent people to the commune, and the fat man also contributed his great national defense. In addition, the captain also sent two old men to squat in the loess pit to guard the bombs.

Back at the construction site, the fat man pondered that it was not a problem, picked up a shovel again, and continued to dig where the bomb was unearthed, expanding the area and increasing the depth. If there are really bombs buried, there will be a safety hazard in the wild vegetable factory.

Li Suozi and they also had to come over to help, but they were all driven away by the fat man, after all, this job is a bit dangerous, what if it explodes and hurts people.

The fat man was not very afraid, he thought about it, but he really couldn't do it, so he put the bomb into a wooden box, and there was a pond in it, and if he wanted to blow it up, he could blow it up there.

By noon, six more bombs had been dug up one after another, large and small, and two grenades, but the wooden handles had rotted away, which was really frightening.

"These bombs should be thrown back to little Japan!" Li Wuye also rushed over when he heard the news, holding a crutch in his hand, and really wanted to smash a few times on the iron bump to vent his anger, but he was stopped by the fat man:

"Fifth master, this thing is very interesting, we used bombs to harm us back then, and now, we will build a factory in this place and sell the products to them at a high price, even if it is revenge!"

When Li Wuye heard this, he twisted his goatee in his hand, and thought deeply: "Fatty, your wild vegetable factory has been built, how about I show you the gate?"

"You're so old, forget it. The fat man made a few sighs in his mouth, and said secretly in his heart: If you always pee on the processed wild vegetables, then who can stand it?

Soon, a large group of people came to the village, it turned out that half of the children were out of school, and when they heard that there was this new thing, they all ran over to see the excitement.

Seeing a few bombs lying on the ground, the babies were afraid and loved, and when they usually played, they actually used melon seed straw as cannonballs. Hollow out the inside of the gourd, then load it with fine soil surface, hold it for fighting, and use it as a blasting canister.

Today, when I saw that the real guy was in front of me, I smacked my lips vigorously. The second fat man finally couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Fatty, can you ask us all to touch it?"

"It's good for you to see it, this is a flammable and explosive dangerous goods, and children should stay away. After speaking, they carried the two bombs to the loess pit, and the two fatteners were reluctant to go, and followed far behind.

When the fat man came back from a trip, he saw that Qiqi also came with Maomao and Stupid, and the little girl probably came again after returning home.

"Fat uncle, there is really a bomb, you can be careful, don't be careless. Qiqi trumpeted a few times, and immediately said that the fat man's heart was warm.

"It's okay, these bombs are basically gone. The fat man carried the two of them again and transported them to the loess pit.

Before he could take a few steps, he heard a strange exclamation from behind: "Stupid, put the bomb down-"

Looking back, the fat man was also startled, only to see two bombs in the clumsy armpit, following him, seemingly trying to help.

The fat man hurriedly catted his waist, put the bomb in his hand on the ground, and then jumped in front of the stupid body: "This is not a bud, what are you holding blindly, it is not deep or shallow, what is the sound!"

After that, go grab the bomb. Unexpectedly, Clumsy is the master who runs all the way to the black, and he refuses to let go of what he recognizes. It also used all its strength to tug of war with the fat man.

"Stupid and obedient, return the bomb to Uncle Fat, this is not a toy. Kiki was also on the side to help persuade him.

was robbed by the fat man like this, and his stupid temper also came up, and he shook his head vigorously to shake the fat man away, and then he knocked the two bombs in his hand together, and a muffled bang came out.

The fat man almost didn't get scared: don't bring such a play. yelled in his mouth: "Stay away!"

Then he lunged at it, kicked the clumsy away, and lay on top of the two bombs. After rolling a few heels, he got up from the ground, and wondered a little: What are you doing kicking my ass if you have nothing to do?

Qiqi didn't run with the group, her eyes were sharp, and she saw that the two bombs had disappeared, and they were obviously put away by the fat uncle, so she also lay down next to the fat man: "Uncle fat, did you blow it up?"

The fat man shook his head, and then he saw the car boss rushing over here, and hurriedly called out two more bombs.

The car boss stretched out his big hand and wanted to pull the fat man up from the ground. When the fat man saw it, he had no choice but to cooperate and stand up. Otherwise, with the strength of the car boss, he can't pull him up.

"Fatty, why are you doing something untenable—it's good that the bomb didn't go off, or you—" The car boss had the deepest relationship with the fat man, and he was really a little scared when he thought of the danger just now.

Everyone ran away, but the car owner was able to run to him, which made the fat man's heart hot.

"It's weird, why is this bomb wet, fatty, are you scared-" The car boss glanced at the crotch of the fat man's pants, and saw that there was a lot of dirt on it, but it was not wet, but the placket of the chest was wet.

"Uncle boss, you also think that I am too bearish, and you can be scared to pee your pants, really. "The fat man is also a little crying and laughing, and the boss uncle is too underestimated.

The car boss was also a little embarrassed, and scratched the back of the head twice: "Hehe, I thought you were in a hurry and wanted to pee to cool down the shell." ”

The fat man patted his shirt: "Qiqi, hurry up and bring back all the stupid ones, how hung just now, if you knock the bomb off, don't even want to live." ”

Qiqi stuck out his little tongue and hurriedly led the stupid back away. The car boss also roared: "You little rabbits, hurry back to the village, otherwise your legs will be discounted-"

The wild boys immediately dispersed, and the fat man was a little relieved, and went to pick up the bombs on the ground, but he was stunned when he saw it: there should have been four left, but now there are only a few left, and one of the smallest is missing.

"Look for it, drop a bomb!" the fat man hurriedly shouted, if this thing is buried in the soil, it will never explode by itself, but if it is brought to the house, maybe some basket will be poked.

"Zhun Bao is this bunch of rabbits who took it away. The car boss quickly guessed that these guys didn't know the depths, and they usually liked to play with gunpowder guns the most, so they probably took them back to pick gunpowder.

When the fat man heard this, he slapped his thigh vigorously: "It's not good, hurry back to the village and use the loudspeaker to inform you, if these stinky boys use an axe to smash the bomb, it will be over." ”

After speaking, spread his legs and ran towards the tunzi.