9. Yato's Shimonojiri City.
Today, there is a festival at the shrine of the gods, and Yoto Hiyoya came here together. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hiyori is there to participate in the festival, and Yato works as a vendor at the festival.
Tenjin Dao Shinko is the god of examination and learning in Japan! He is a very famous deity! It is as if when the college entrance examination in a certain country is about to begin, parents will bring their children to pay homage to a certain awesome figure surnamed Kong, and the festival in the Tenjin Shrine is very lively at noon!
There is an endless stream of pedestrians who come to worship and pray, and the vendors have already made a lot of money!
But in the case of this noisy staff, Yakumoji Temple actually parachuted directly into the shrine!
With the flashing lights of the mobile phone constantly flashing, Yakumoji hurriedly retreated into the gap! I believe that Yakumoji will be able to see itself on the front page of major news and newspapers soon after. Or a certain science and education column in a certain country, "Far from Science"!
After leaving the shrine of the gods, Yakumoji first went to the clothing store under his name to get a purple kimono, and then put the fox mask that had not been used for a long time on his face before returning to the shrine of the god of heaven. Of course, this time I chose a relatively remote place to open the gap.
At the shrine, Yakumoji first found Yato and Yukine, who were selling octopus balls, and at first glance their stall didn't seem to have much of a problem except that it was relatively deserted!
…… It can be seen how unscrupulous Yakumo Temple is! Two people who are already very poor, you are even embarrassed to go to their place to eat!
But when he just wanted to walk to Yato's stall, Yakumoji Temple saw a very strange scene!
It's not strange to let Yukine leave for a while when the stall is empty, but why did Yato give Yukine a sum of money when he took Yukine away?!
'This poor and miser would actually give Xueyin money?! Yakumoji stepped aside and observed Yato.
And then Yato made an even more strange move!!
Only Yukinego Yato suddenly put on a disguise and disguised himself as another person!
Soon after putting on the disguise, why did dozens of fat pigs suddenly appear next to Yato's side?!
And when they saw Yato, they ran to Yato's side with a flushed face, and shouted!"Ten Nights Teacher!!Ten Nights!!Ten Nights!!
Then Yato sold the dead house a book with an extremely thin thickness!
Isn't this stall selling food? Why are you selling books again? Aren't you selling octopus balls?
And what's the matter with this Zhaoma, who ran towards Yato from a distance with an excited face?!He was an enemy who fought to the death with your master before! Don't you know him when you put on a few vests?! Before, he took me to directly dismantle your house! Didn't you avenge your family's revenge on the floating island? Anyway, where are you going to live in the future......
Wait!Aren't you here to seek revenge now!!'
Can...... Yakumoji's concerns were completely unnecessary.
I saw Zhaoma trotting to Yato's booth and said to Yato.
"Mr. Ten Nights, I knew you would be here! I've been looking for you for a long time!"
Seeing Zhaoma's face excited and speaking to Yato with honorifics, Yakumoji was even more curious!
In the end, Yakumo Temple still couldn't hold back the curiosity and slowly walked to Zhaoma's side.
However, Zhaoma didn't notice that Yakumoji Temple had come to his side, and his mind was completely on Yato at this time. It's also because the fox mask changes the color of Yakumoji's hair and hides the demonic aura of Yakumoji. Yato didn't realize that the beautiful woman in front of him wearing a women's kimono and a white and red fox mask was Yakumoji.
"Oh~ It's you, little brother!"
Yato said excitedly, and even changed his voice on his own! You didn't do that when you just sold those dead house things?!
But judging from the conversation between Yato and Zhaoma, the two should be old acquaintances!
Between them, Zhao Ma pushed his glasses seriously and said righteously.
"Please bring me the latest collector's edition!"
Yato also stretched out five fingers very seriously.
After seeing Yato's five fingers stretched out, Zhaoma calmly took out a lockbox and placed it on Yato's stall.
"Here's 1 million, give me two! The password is three nines. ”
Seeing this, Yakumoji Temple is even more curious!
"One million?!One million for two ultra-thin books?!Why are these books so expensive?!Couldn't it be a password book?!It was filled with a decoded book that looked like a company secret or a code for unlocking a top-secret file in Takamagahara?!?
It seems that Selia and Sosia have compiled a code book, which at first glance looks like a "Xinhua Dictionary". It can be inferred from the positioning of certain stroke order and the number of pages on which certain Chinese characters are located. You will be able to deduce the correct password for the Alice Group's top-secret safe!
Yato doesn't really sell this...... But it shouldn't be possible to sell it so cheaply! My family's "Xinhua Dictionary" has been speculated to 10 million trillion on the black market! Besides, ...... Why did those otaku buy code books?'
When Yato unpacks and inspects the goods, making sure that all the money inside is real money, Yato's impoverished nature is revealed.
Yato smiled obscenely.
"Two collector's copies, no problem!"
When Yato took out a very well-made picture album with a golden appearance and handed it to Zhaoma. Yakumoji was completely shocked! It was as if he had learned that Yakumo had given birth to a younger sister! Yakumoji was stunned for more than ten seconds before he came to his senses!
Because that album is not a password book at all.,It's not an ordinary album!!!That's a book!! it's a gentleman's favorite **** book!!
Why is the woman on the cover with wings stacked with fists?!
Why is the girl's body full of the word 'positive'!Why is the girl's body full of colorful oo?!Why is the girl's body full of bull's milk?!!Why is the girl's body full of bull's milk?!
The most important thing is why that girl is so similar to Kunshamen!!
Is it really good to put such a blessing device by your side? Didn't Kunshamen feel Zhaoma's burning eyes?
It is said that Zhaoma can even walk directly into the bathroom of Kunshamen, and Kunshamen has not found that one or two underwear clothes will be suddenly lost at some time?
After getting the 'Album', Zhaoma left with an excited face, and at this time, Yakumoji finally knew why Zhaoma used honorifics when he saw Yato...... The guys who dare to paint the gods are all brave men! They are strong men! They are martyrs! I can't guarantee that one day the night fight will be attacked again by the Kunsha Sects!
'If this guy is going to Gensokyo, he will dare to do this...... I'd better help him find a better cemetery in Gensokyo first. ’
"Don't you see a guest?
A roar from Yukine brought back to his senses the drooling Yato who was holding the lockbox. Yato hurriedly took off his disguise, put on his apron, and asked Yakumoji.
"Excuse me, what do you want? It's octopus balls...... Or 'special items'If you want a special item, please read below. ”
Speaking of special items, Yato moved his head closer to Yakumoji. Whispered. Probably to avoid the sound of the snow. But then again, is Xueyin really a big husband with Yato?
Hearing Yato say this, Yakumoji had just discovered that the woodblock at his feet actually had a small square opening.
…… In order to sell some books, Yato really does everything.
"Give it to me...... Bring me an octopus ball. More seaweed. ”
"Okay!" Yato.
"Please wait. ”
Yato's skills are quite sophisticated, and Xueyin on the side can only fight.
…… It seems that Yato has been doing this thing for a long time selling octopus balls and selling books at festivals...... It's not dead yet -- admire, admire, admire! Selling this thing at the festivals of other gods, this ability to die is really good!
When the octopus balls are about to be completed, Hiyoya, who is participating in the festival, arrives in front of Yato's booth.
Seeing that almost all the people related to Yato had arrived, Yakumoji took out three invitations to the banquet and handed them to Yato. One was handed to Hiyori.
"It's ......"
Since Yato couldn't spare his hand while making octopus balls, Yukine, who was laying his hands on the side, reached out and took the invitation.
After seeing the five words 'Far Moon Resort' on the invitation, Xueyin and Rihe showed a trace of yearning!
But when they saw that the inviter was Yakumoji, Yato began to feel strange.
Since it was an invitation from Yakumoji Temple, why was it an invitation from this red-haired girl?
But when they were about to ask a question, a golden figure suddenly ran from a distance and hugged Yakumoji!
"Temple...... I thought you were leaving again!"
The one who hugged Yakumo Temple was undoubtedly Yakumo Purple.
At this point, Yakumoji suddenly came back to his senses, and then reached out and took off the mask.
It was the mask on his face that covered up the demonic aura on his body, which caused Yakumo to fall into a panic! Yakumo thought that she was leaving again! It was Yakumo who kept watching herself...... But, it is Yakumo Purple who has been silently guarding herself!
"Purple Mom. ”
Yakumoji didn't know what to say.
"It's really Mr. Yakumoji!, although the color of the hair is ......."
Hiyori said in surprise, but as he spoke, Yakumoji's hair slowly turned back to blonde.
"Oh~ It turns out that the red fox that has not been found in many countries for 100 years refers to you?! With this kind of cheating equipment, no wonder so many people can't find you. Saying...... What's written on this invitation?" Yato asked.
ps: I cough up a lot of blood today, I want to take a good rest...... I'm sorry everyone! It's still only 3000, and it's tiring to recover 4000!