Before the start of the show, the Slandau Lounge:

"Knock knock~"

The whites who were preparing for the show for a while looked at the door.

"Click~", someone pushed the door in.

When all the staff saw the visitor, they greeted the visitor politely almost immediately.

All staff (bowing): Hello Teacher XXX!

XXX: Alas~ I just heard the producer say that Slandau's recording studio is here, and it just so happened that my show hadn't started yet, so I wanted to come over and say hello, so I didn't bother everyone!

Staff: No, no.

Narrator: Teacher XXX, an old-timer in the variety show industry, came to the XXX building where "Silan Island Fights 100 People" because of the filming of the show.

So, taking advantage of the small break before the start of the show, Teacher XXX chatted with all the staff of Slandau, although the time was very short, but from the laughter from time to time, it was obvious that everyone and Teacher XXX did not have the embarrassment of just meeting......

But..................

"Poof~......"

When listening carefully to Teacher XXX teaching everyone the virtues of the variety show industry, a very loud fart sound came from the direction of Teacher XXX.

XXX (pretending to be nothing): Therefore, in order to go further on this road, everyone must work harder.

Qiao Xicheng (trying to purse his lips and force himself to smile): Yes!

XXX (ready to get up and leave after speaking): Then don't disturb everyone's show for a while, I look forward to seeing you next time!

All staff (stand and send off): Goodbye, XXX teacher!

However, just as the XXX teacher was about to open the door......

XXX (struggling to twist the doorknob): The door won't open.

When all the staff were puzzled and wanted to go up to help, Teacher XXX put a hard hand on his hand......

"Puff~......

This sudden scene made several members who had already walked behind Teacher XXX hit the trick head-on, but because of the identity of the juniors, everyone still endured.

XXX (Finally opens the door): It seems that the spring is not very good, then, goodbye everyone!

Subtitle: After closing the door......

Poof~N

Everyone laughed unabashedly.

At this time......

Zhang Yifan (pushed the door in with Teacher XXX): Hello everyone!

Full:???

Zhang Yifan (walked to Wang Hao): Did you hear any sound just now?

Wang Hao shook his head.

Zhang Yifan: Who are you fooling, I heard it outside the door.

Full:............

Wang Hao (pondering for a moment): I heard you.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Actually, I asked Teacher XXX to make a joke with everyone just now, and installed the latest voice-activated device on the teacher's back.

All (exclaimed): Alas???

Zhang Yifan (to XXX): Teacher XXX, everyone doesn't seem to believe it.

Say it's too late, then it's too soon......

"Poof~"

The whole team couldn't help but laugh out loud.

After laughing.

Zhang Yifan: In addition, let us congratulate Wang Hao for overcoming himself and completing the challenge of the marathon.

Zhang Yifan: So, Wang Hao, do you have any feelings?

The microphone was just handed to Wang Hao's mouth......

"Poof~"

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Teacher, I got the time wrong.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Teacher XXX: "Slandau vs. the Hundred Battles" begins!

All Slandau: YES!!

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan (clapped a few times in a row, facing the camera in front of him): "Poof~" The new issue of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" has begun, I am Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shi's exhaustion of the humanoid poster (with subtitles): I am Zhu Shidi!

The crew pushes the selector onto the stage.

Zhang Yifan: So, what are the events of this week's competition between the red and white teams......

Zhang Yifan turned the selection machine, the ball fell, and Zhang Yifan picked up the ball......

Zhang Yifan: Today's game between the two teams is, Attack on the Fat Man, the second basketball competition of Slandau.

All the staff looked puzzled.

Zhang Yifan: First of all, I would like to digress, I didn't expect Wang Hao to really finish yesterday's marathon, it's really not easy!

Applause from the audience.

The small square of the screen plays the picture of Wang Hao's marathon.

Wang Hao: What touched me the most was that when I ran to the last 5 kilometers, my fans appeared outside the guardrail, and the last 5 kilometers were almost completed with me, (in front of the camera) Thank you!

Zhang Yifan: Ziyi is also not easy, although he did not stick to the end, but the important thing is the spirit, congratulations!

After applause......

Narrator: First of all, all the two teams will complete 20 big rope jumps on the jumping mat full of massage nails, the team with the most outs will be eliminated, and the winning team will get the opportunity to choose props in front of 1~4 four boxes, and how many different clothes are in each box, and then all the staff will wear all the clothes in the box to participate in the three-on-three ball game, what will be the highlights, we will wait and see!

Two rope throwing staff members came on the field, and all the staff were ready to prepare.

Zhang Yifan (uneasy): I feel that this massage nail is more terrifying than usual.

At this time, the eyes of all the people around him focused on Zhang Yifan.

Zhang Yifan (compromise): I know, I know.

Everyone laughs.

Zhang Yifan (walked to the massage cushion): Jianyuan, I miss you.

Gritted his teeth and jumped onto the massage mat......

Zhang Yifan: Whew~~~~~......

The audience burst into laughter.

Narrator: So, the big rope jump has officially begun!

All staff (following the rope thrown up): 1~......

Staff: Wow~~~

Subtitle: The wolf screams and the ghost howls

Narrator: Surprisingly, after only four of them, there were eliminators.

Red team Qiao Xicheng and Hua Ziyi. White team Tang Yujie.

Narrator: So, because of the advantage of one person, the white team got the opportunity to choose the box first.

Zhang Yifan: No. 2!

Narrator: So, how many clothes will appear in Box 2 hanging in mid-air?

The three members of the white team held their breath as the bottom of the box opened, and a large number of clothes fell off.

White Team: ............

Subtitle: It's enough to drink a pot

Narrator: Next up is the RED team.

Qiao Xicheng: No. 3!

The three members of the red team held their breath, the bottom of the box opened, and the red team had much less clothes than the white team.

The RED team began to rejoice.

Narrator: It's time for makeup, and finally, what will the two teams costume?

"Beep~" Under the order, the red team was the first to enter, although the clothes were much less than those of the white team, but there were still a lot of them after the three of them were separated, and they appeared in front of the camera like big fat men one by one.

Qiao Xicheng (walked to Zhou Weichao with a smile): The jeans were not zipped.

Zhou Weichao: I came in order, but I didn't expect that there would be a pair of jeans at the end, and it was too late to take them off, so I had to put them on, but the zipper was too crowded to close.

The audience laughed.

Narrator: So, the next step is for the white team......

Mosaic ...... The audience burst into laughter.

Narrator: What is the costume that makes the audience burst into laughter, the advertisement is very short, and we will be back soon.

Ad:

The Slandau funny short drama has been created and will meet you at the end of the show, please be sure to stick to the end!

Back to the scene:

After Wang Hao and Tang Yujie, Zhang Yifan appeared, but I saw him wearing a pair of boxer pants on the outside, which made the audience laugh crazy.

Zhang Yifan (argued): I have something to say, I have something to say, just now it was clear that everyone had divided their clothes, and in the spirit of letting them wear less, I shared the most, but after the two of them wore them, they came out with these extra pants, saying that they couldn't wear anything, so they could only let me wear them outside.

Subtitler: Superman?

Narrator: So, let's start the game, and due to the limited time, we have adjusted the time, and the team with the fastest 20 points wins.

Kicked off by the white team, Tang Yujie immediately passed the ball to Zhang Yifan's hands, Zhang Yifan turned around, obviously far from the penalty area, and began to dribble at this time, dribbling the ball......

Narrator: Because he was wearing too many clothes, the general's belly that stood out affected the dribbling gestures, and as soon as Zhang Yifan used his hand, the ball bounced to his face, causing the audience to laugh.

At this time, Zhang Yifan made an amazing move, holding the ball and running towards the basket.

Subtitle: This is basketball, not football.

Just as the referee was about to blow the whistle for walking, Zhou Weichao, the red team in charge of defense, appeared in front of Zhang Yifan.

Zhang Yifan stopped his pace, shook a dumble, and began to shoot, but ......

originally wanted to give Zhang Yifan a cap, but Zhou Weichao, who was not as tall as Zhang Yifan, only came to Zhang Yifan's lower body after jumping up, and pulled down the boxer pants with a force on his hand.

Sound Engineer: Let's have a ** melody.

Freeze frame: Subtitle Jun naughty caption: Return my pants.

This sudden scene made the audience laugh.

After the adjustment, the game started again, although everyone was a good basketball player, but under such an unfavorable condition, it was obviously affected, and the score climbed with difficulty until ......

Zhang Yifan (covered in sweat): yes!

Narrator: A three-pointer by Zhang Yifan stretched the score of the two teams to 17:14.

Subtitle Jun: The fat man who struggled.

Zhou Weichao of the red team passed the ball to Qiao Xicheng, Qiao Xicheng came to the basket, Zhang Yifan stepped forward to defend, perhaps under the influence of Zhang Yifan, Qiao Xicheng's next action made Zhang Yifan on the opposite side almost laugh.

I saw that there was no object to pass the ball around, and in the face of Zhang Yifan's defense, Qiao Xicheng's "big fat man" came to a difficult crotch dribble.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Poof~

Taking advantage of Zhang Yifan's gap, Qiao Xicheng made a layup with the ball and scored a beautiful 2 points.

The white team kicked off and passed to Wang Hao's hands, at this time, the three members of the red team stepped forward to wrap up, no way, Wang Hao decided to last three points from a distance, (slow motion) only to see Wang Hao jump up and send the ball......

(Recovery action) in~ in

Narrator: To everyone's surprise, a perfect hollow gave the white team the final victory.

The white team cheered for this happy scene, but because of the fierce game just now, Zhang Yifan's boxer pants were pulled up a lot, and when he jumped his pants, he fell down, making all the members of the red team on the side squat down with laughter.

Qiao Xicheng (touching the teardrops in the corners of his eyes): Kill me and I won't play this next time, I almost didn't laugh.

Narrator: So, what is the punishment for the losers today?......

Zhang Yifan: It's time for the office workers to get off work soon, so let's wear this outfit to cheer everyone up!

RED: Ugh~~~~~~~~~

Despite the complaints, the RED team immediately walked out of the studio and walked towards the nearest subway line X in the XXX building.

Subtitler: There was no shortage of laughter along the way.

Followed by the camera, the three of them came to the exit of the subway, and at this time, the office workers dragged out of the ticket gate after dragging the fatigue of the day, at this time......

Qiao Xicheng pressed the player he brought with him, "MR. S began to sound.

Qiao Xicheng: Everyone has worked hard all day, and I hope that through singing, we can relieve everyone's emotions.

After speaking, the three of them wore "big fat" costumes and began to dance "MR. S》

Unexpectedly, the originally quiet subway station suddenly opened up.

Passerby A: It's Slandao, it's Zhou Weichao!

Passerby B: YES!!

The sound of flashing lights immediately sounded.

Even a lot of office workers who should give people stability also joined in the dance of the song, and the scene was a pleasant atmosphere, but in order not to cause trouble to the subway station, the song ended after only 2 minutes.

Back to the scene:

Looking at the picture of the front line, it was ...... for a long time

Zhang Yifan: What about jokes......?

The audience burst into laughter.

Narrator: At the end of the show, we will give you the first hilarious short drama of Slandau.

All members of "Divided Detective" starred in their real names

Chapter 1: Rhapsody in the Rain

Narrator: Tonight, a heavy rain came unexpectedly, and a mountaineering team fled into the depths of the mountain because they did not bring rainproof equipment, and just when everyone was desperate, a lightning bolt in front of them illuminated the darkness in front of them, and a tall villa appeared in front of everyone.

Qiao Xicheng: Let's go ahead and take shelter from the rain.

Everyone ran to the gate of the villa and finally stopped the pouring rain.

Ye Ziwei: It's raining so hard, it seems that it can't be stopped for the time being.

Just as everyone looked at the heavy rain in front of them and sighed, the door behind them made a "crunch~" sound.

Startled, everyone looked behind them to find that the door had been opened, and the sudden scene made several climbers take several steps back.

Butler: I'm sorry to scare you, this rain is estimated to be a while, if you don't dislike it, please come to the back room to warm up.

Everyone looked at each other and nodded, and followed the butler into the villa.

After changing into the temporary clothes brought by the housekeeper, the group went to the fire in the living room.

Qiao Xicheng: Thank you!

Butler: It doesn't matter, this is what our young master meant.

Zhu Shiji: Can we meet the master and say thank you?

XXX: Not necessarily.

Everyone looked for prestige and found a man standing on the escalator on the second floor.

Butler: Second young master.

Jiang Yiwei: When the rain stops, you can leave.

After saying that, he disappeared into the dark corridor on the second floor.

After hearing this, everyone didn't say anything more, and under the guidance of the housekeeper, they came to the restaurant and prepared to have dinner......

"Knock knock~"

Butler: Maybe it's a traveler who got lost in this heavy rain, please slow down, I'll open the door.

After a while, the butler who opened the door appeared in the dining room with a man.

XXX: When I came, I smelled the smell of rice, and sure enough, it was open here.

Richard Chen: Then your nose has to be smart.

Housekeeper: Please change into clean clothes and eat.

XXX: Okay.

Under the guidance of the butler, XXX left the restaurant.

looked at Ye Ziwei, who was contemplative on the side.

Zhou Weichao: What's wrong.

Ye Ziwei: I think I saw that person somewhere.

Ye Ziwei: Forget it, maybe I made a mistake, so you don't have to worry about it.

Just when everyone laughed at Ye Ziwei, he was fine......

"Ah~~~~~~h

Suddenly, there was a scream from all around the silence.

Qiao Xicheng: What's going on?

Zhou Weichao: It seems to have come from upstairs.

The group followed the sound to the second floor and found the butler knocking on the door in front of a room at the end of the hallway.

Butler: The eldest young master, the eldest young master.

Qiao Xicheng: What's going on?

Butler: I don't know, after I changed the clothes for the later travelers just now, the eldest young master and the second young master brought dinner, but I didn't expect that not long after I walked away, there was an exclamation in the eldest young master's room.

Qiao Xicheng (turns the doorknob): The door seems to be locked.

Butler: This is the habit of the eldest young master, he likes to lock the door when he is in the room.

Zhou Weichao: I don't know what's wrong, I'll talk about it when I open the door.

After everyone nodded, they worked hard together and slammed open the door, but they were surprised to find that the eldest young master, Shen Jianyuan, had fallen to the ground.

The housekeeper immediately ran towards the eldest young master, and after confirming that there was no gas, he began to cry.

The crowd on the side also wanted to go up and see the situation.

XXX: Wait, don't spoil the first scene.

Traveler XXX squeezed through the crowd and appeared in front of everyone.

I saw XXX cautiously look around the window, and then look at the door that he had just knocked open.

Zhang Yifan: A completely closed window, a completely locked door, a secret room to kill.

Qiao Xicheng: Hey~ Tell us not to move, why are you walking around.

Ye Ziwei (suddenly thought of something, immediately stopped Qiao Xicheng): I thought of it, he is schizophrenic detective Zhang Yifan, no matter what case can be explained in funny, it is said that before becoming a detective, he said cross talk, but the ability to solve cases is not boasted at all, but ordinary people can't keep up with his rhythm.

Zhang Yifan: The word spirit is redundant.

Qiao Xicheng: Then look at it, what is there?

Zhang Yifan walked to the deceased and took a closer look.

Zhang Yifan: I can be sure......

Everyone: Really? Who is it?

Zhang Yifan (pushed his glasses): The deceased ate shredded pork with green peppers at night.

To be continued!

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