396.Chapter 396: A Shocking Reversal
Nima !!
Lynch originally thought that such a bulky and fat queen bee would never be as flexible as those small giant bees.
But he was wrong, not only wrong, but very wrong. Because the smoothness of this thing is completely comparable to that of a computer program.
The most troublesome thing is that on top of its huge super legs, it has evolved an exhaust hole the size of honeycomb coal, this crescent moon sweep is just a feint, but the real back hand is a blow.
Whew! Before Lynch could react, his body was lifted up like a piece of paper, and with a bang, it slammed into the rock wall of the cave.
When he fell out of the humanoid pit about half a meter deep, his head was covered with dust and stone chips, but his jealous eyes still glowed with hope.
"Uncle!" Tan Xiaoxian hid in a fairly hidden stone crevice, and looked at Lynch who fell to the ground not far away with teary eyes.
"Little junior sister, you don't want to die! Don't go out! Behind her, Xue Huairen, who had never seen a shadow, was holding her arm to stop her from doing stupid things.
"Let go of me!" The girl shook off his palm, her eyes were like maggots in the toilet, and she gritted her teeth: "Xue Huairen!" You stand up so well that you're a 1.8 meter man! When my uncle and I were fighting bloody battles just now, you were hiding in your turtle shell and watching? Do you know how much my uncle was injured to protect me? Are you still prepared to sit idly by? ”
"Little junior sister, you can't say it so ugly, the road is led by the surname Lin, if it weren't for his calamity, how could we fall into such a dangerous situation?" After Xue Huairen finished speaking, he muttered in his heart: If I knew that this was the case, I wouldn't have come in with you to wade into this troubled water, it was best to let those strange bees bite the surnamed Lin to death, and then I would escape with my beloved little sister...... Rattle...... That's the real script, right?
"You fart! If you hadn't knocked over our ship, my uncle and I would have eaten enough to drill this beehole. "At this moment, Tan Xiaoxian really wants to grab this guy and beat him up.
"Hehe, no matter what, the surname Lin brews his own bitter fruit, then he has to eat it himself, and he wants me to help him die, but there is no door." Xue Huairen smiled, his smile was both sinister and treacherous, in his opinion, Lynch was no match for this giant queen bee at all, and it was estimated that he would have to be torn to shreds in three rounds at most.
"I really didn't misread you, no wonder in the master, no one wants to make friends with you, because you are a greedy person who is afraid of death, and my father is really blind, so he will find someone like you to be the chief disciple!" For Xue Huairen's indifference, Tan Xiaoxian was not only angry, but also spurned, and she felt extremely disgusted even if she stayed with him for a while now.
"Friends? If you don't have money or power, who will make friends with you, don't be too naïve, little sister, in my opinion, friends are used to sell. When Xue Huairen said this, his eyes suddenly rolled: "Little junior sister, I think it's better to take advantage of it to fight with the queen bee, let's escape together, right?" ”
"Phew!" The girl spat and slammed it in someone's face.
"Listen to me, little sister." Xue Huairen stretched out his hand to wipe away his saliva: "After the two of us escape, tell Master Sù and Master Sù about the Ten Thousand Flowers Fairyland, and ask them to send a fully armed elite to crusade against this place where strange bees are rampant. With such a divine object, our Tan family is bound to sweep all directions and reign over the world! When the time comes, you will still be your little sect master, and I will also be my chief disciple, how about the two of us working together to carry forward the sect and create a legendary story that will last forever? ”
"Get out of here!" After Tan Xiaoxian heard what he said, he threw a loud slap on it, and said angrily: "I sue you, even if I die, I won't betray my uncle!" If my uncle dies here today, I'll bury him with him! Come with him to the Lord of Yama to play! ”
"Why bother? Everyone has a girlfriend, don't you know you can't do it? Do you want to make the surname Lin smaller? Xue Huairen only now knew that the young junior sister who dared to love the young was so strong in her bones, probably a dragon gave birth to a dragon and a phoenix, this kind of character is exactly the same as her mother.
"I don't want to waste a word with someone like you! You don't deserve to talk to me! Tan Xiaoxian chirped at him angrily, this Xue Huairen, who was full of dirty thoughts, actually thought that she meant that to her uncle.
treats your uncle by yourself, is it clear that you only have the love of brother and sister? I just want to have such a big brother who can play with her when she is unhappy and share happy feelings with her when she is happy.
Bang! The Super Blade fell straight down, and Lynch jumped back, and the blade smashed a deep pit into the ground.
At this time, his face was covered with blood, and there were many bite marks on his body, and with every step, blood would drip down.
But his steps were still extremely agile, without the slightest panic, because he deeply understood that if there was only one mistake, his life would remain in this cave of death!
So it's not a fight, it's a one-sided crush, because Lynch hasn't launched an effective counterattack at all so far.
His weapon was too short, and the queen bee's body was three or four meters above the ground, which was already far beyond the range of his attack.
Undoubtedly, it is the loss of Yan zhòng on the body, and the sea of qi that has been exhausted.
A Qi refining master who has run out of oil from the True Qi Lamp will not be much stronger than the peak master of the Forging Body Realm.
Hiss! The giant queen bee seemed to be aware of this, so she stopped her pursuit and let out a few mocking chirps at Lynch.
Lynch, who was half-squatting on the ground gasping for breath, wiped a handful of sweat from his forehead, and when the queen bee paused, he rolled forward and rolled around its bee legs and accelerated to run.
Zizizizi! From his raised wrist, a blazing bright light burst out! Cut straight into its unprotected compound eye.
The high-energy laser weapon carefully developed by the R&D team of the Huaxia Secret Service Bureau is known as a "diamond cutting machine".
As the name suggests, this laser is configured on the life-saving table, and even the hardest diamond in the mineral world can be cut, let alone against a ** creature.
As Lynch ran, from the beginning of the queen bee's compound eyes to its fat buttocks, a large hole was cut by the laser.
The poison sac burned by the laser, like the flood of the Yellow River, erupted a large amount of green secretions, and if it weren't for Lynch's quick reaction, it was estimated that it would have been poured into a veritable Hulk.
The giant queen bee, who was looking at the broken body, had lost the appearance of showing off her power just now, her eyes were scattered and unwilling, and she moved a few steps forward heavily, and then fell to the ground with a loud bang.
At the same time, its huge body began to glow red from the inside out, as if there was an incomparably bright red light in its body, and blood-colored lines like lightning burst out from its skin.
"! This guy is going to blow himself up! Lynch, with a frightened expression, roared and ran desperately into the lava tunnel.
"Uncle!" Tan Xiaoxian and Xue Huairen, who rushed out of the cracks in the stones, hurriedly followed behind Lynch and ran forward frantically.
Boom Boom! There was an earth-shattering bang, and the three people who were running at full speed almost all exerted their physical strength to the limit.
The flames of the explosion, like the breath of a dragon, swirled and rushed into the lava tunnel, and everywhere it went, the heat raged.
The three of them who were running only felt as if they had fallen into a barbecue stove, their skin was dry and painful, and their breathing stopped completely, as if they would step into the door of hell in the next moment.
"Jump!" Seeing the fairyland of thousands of flowers in front of him, Lynch shouted, and the three of them jumped high, like fish entering the sea, and planted into the sea of flowers.
The fire in the sky chased after it, piercing through the lava channel, grazing the scalps of several people, and shooting into the sky above the Myriad Flowers Wonderland, and the entire Myriad Flowers Wonderland covered by rock layers was as bright as day in an instant.
"Wow! My ass! My ass! I saw Xue Huairen, who landed in a thrilling way, there was still a fire burning on his buttocks, and the pants had burned a big hole, but he couldn't put it out.
The pain made him roll all over the ground, and he shouted for help in his mouth.
Lynch got up from the ground with difficulty, looked at Xue Huairen, who was crying wolf, and said, "Xiaoxian, you turn your face first." ”
"Hmm." Although he didn't know what Lynch was going to do, Tan Xiaoxian did it.
Only then did Lynch slowly untie his crotch, take out a limited-edition water squeeze gun, and pour it on Xue Huairen himself.
Tan Xiaoxian smelled the smell, was taken aback at first, and then fell to the ground and laughed, kicking his legs in the sea of flowers.
"Benima's howling! If you're inviting a swarm of bees, I'll pick you up and feed them! Lynch shouted at Xue Huairen while releasing the water.
The latter was extinguished, and he was immediately refreshed, and he thought that it was a spring that fell from the sky, and his mouth was dry, so he didn't want to think about it, and opened his mouth to take it.
"Good drink, good drink, some more." Xue Huairen, who kept pouring urine into his stomach, only felt that his throat was no longer sore, and his lips were moist, it was this smell, it seemed a little weird.
What looks like the taste of an expired sour beer?
At the same time as Xue Huairen made a bold guess, Lynch, who had finished putting out the water, withdrew the water squeezing gun, glanced at someone like a perverted maniac, and then walked out a long way, chose a clean place, and lay down in a sea of flowers with a standard big character on his body, taking a big breath of fresh air.
In the Wonderland of Ten Thousand Flowers, the fragrance of flowers was everywhere, and just a few deep breaths made Lynch feel much more comfortable.
The sad Xue Huairen realized that what he drank just now, and what was drenched on his body, was not spring water at all, nor was it an expired sour beer, but Lynch's boy urine!
"Wow!" Someone stumbled, and then he lay on the ground and vomited wildly, his eyes bulged outward, and his face turned an extremely ugly pig's liver color.
"Uncle, are you alright? Does it matter if you hurt you? "Tan Xiaoxian doesn't care about the situation of a treacherous villain like Xue Huairen, she only cares about Lynch's life and death.
"Okay." Lynch barely squeezed out a smirk from the corner of his mouth: "If there are a bunch of strange bees, then I can only pray that when they eat me, they will leave my heart behind, and then my eldest wife will take it back and bury it under the gardenia in the garden, so that my heart will be tightly tied to them." ”
"Uncle, when did you still say such things?" The girl took out a small white handkerchief and gently wiped the blood from Lynch's face, and by the end, the small handkerchief had turned into a black handkerchief.
"You know what, this man, when I'm on the verge of death, the first person that comes to mind is often a woman, especially for a pervert like me." Lynch smiled again and swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "This is called death under the pomegranate skirt, and it is also romantic to be a ghost." ”
Tan Xiaoxian looked at the corners of his chapped lips and his scarred body, did not speak, nor smiled, but turned his back and secretly wiped his tears.
"Xiaoxian, you are good anywhere, but you just love to cry your nose, this is not like your mother, in my impression, your mother has never cried. Back then, on the cliff of love, Sister Wushuang held a dragon and phoenix sword, and in one round, she cut off the heads of seventeen ninjas of the Japanese Kingdom, what a mighty and domineering one. At the end of the fight, the sword collapsed, the blood stained the clothes, and the body suffered nine knife wounds without falling, and my heart was about to crack. If you want to say that women don't let her have eyebrows, no one can compare to her, even the most prominent Nangong Yan in the rivers and lakes today, in front of your mother, I feel that it is very far behind. So you have to be like your mother, cry less in the future, try not to cry your nose, can you do it? Lynch touched her chick's head and said earnestly.
"Hmm." Tan Xiaoxian responded, raised her little hand, and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Lie down with your uncle for a while, I think you're tired enough." When Lynch was lying on the ground resting, all he could think about was the strange incident just now.
The ultimate move of this giant queen bee turned out to be self-destructing? And it's also a self-detonation at the level of TNT explosives?
Could it be that this guy's body can secrete explosives? If that's the case, it's a bit fanciful, after all, it's completely contrary to the laws of evolution in nature.
And while Lynch was meditating on this, from all sides of the Myriad Flowers Wonderland, there was a graceful woman's laughter.
This laughter sounds so elegant and beautiful, like a heavenly divine string that turns from nine heavens away, so that the listener can't help but be moved, ethereal, but without losing the majesty it deserves.
"Who? Who's laughing? Lynch quickly got up from the ground, and with eagle-like eyes, he carpeted and searched for places where people could hide.
"Young man, don't look for it, I'm on top of your head." The woman's voice, like singing, is not at all what a human voice should be.
Lynch subconsciously looked up, only to find that there was nothing in the vast void.