Chapter 1270: Hahahaha [First Update]
Although Lu Xiaobu is not interested in cultivation, he is very interested in robbing foreign treasures!
However, the old poison obviously reacted, and hurriedly said vaguely: "Ah, nothing, nothing." ”
I'm Nima, he broke out in a cold sweat!
I almost told this Lu Xiaobu.
Yes, although Lu Xiaobu is an honorary grandmaster, he is not a real grandmaster.
Moreover, coupled with the fact that he now has 4G technology in his hand, which country would dare to ban him from entering the country with confidence?!
If you dare to ban my path of reality, I will dare to ban your path of the Internet.
Okay, that's it, when Lu Xiaobu, who has a strong coveting heart for Western treasures, although he is not a grandmaster, but is comparable to the grandmaster's powerful force, enters that country!
What will happen?!
I can't imagine!
It is possible to destroy the world!
No exaggeration!
Therefore, the old poison is silent, and he doesn't dare to say anything.
"Forget it, forget it. Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "I'm like a thief." ”
"You're not a thief, you're a thief!" Ye Changsheng said with a roll of his eyes.
"Cut! What if it's a thief? It's someone else's thing, do you need to help guard the door?" Lu Xiaobu continued to roll his eyes.
"Then we must not be afraid! We are afraid! After two or three times, the East and the West will have to go to war, and it is the kind of life and death war!"
"As for it?" Lu Xiaobu was helpless.
"We're very confident that you have the power, if you want to!" said the old poison sincerely.
That's the end of the conversation for the time being.
The next thing is that the old poison has been explained to the various grandmasters, so I won't go into details.
Anyway, in the end, after everyone's discussion and discussion, it was finally decided that each grandmaster could send one person in to cultivate every three months, either the grandmaster himself or his subordinates.
However, the cultivation period is only one month.
All the grandmasters agreed and were satisfied with this decision, which was already a good measure.
Of course, you can't compare with Lu Xiaobu, Lu Xiaobu is one of the leaders in this matter, and it is also appropriate to have a little privilege.
They understood, but the people under them couldn't.
As a result, this often happens over the next year-long period.
"Brother Li Jin, I'm leaving! I don't know when the next time we meet. ”
Li Jin: "It's okay, it's okay, let's go! When are you coming, when am I here!"
Or or.
"Oh, Brother Li Jin, don't you know, I have turned the world upside down in the sect for this quota!
Li Jin: "Uh...... Does it count if I caught two thieves yesterday?"
......
Well, Li Jin once became the target of the joint crusade of the martial artists of the whole rivers and lakes in the future!
Why did we fight to the death, but Li Jin, this kid can come and go casually!
Of course, that's all for later.
Now these things in the rivers and lakes have nothing to do with Lu Xiaobu for the time being.
After leaving Li Jin in the Medicine King Valley, the group embarked on their way home.
But when he left, Lu Xiaobu found that Zhang Meng's face was not quite right.
"What's wrong?" Lu Xiaobu asked.
"Young master, I have been yin!"
Zhang Meng's face was very ugly.
"Who, Li Jin?" Lu Xiaobu was happy: "What's wrong with you?"
He knew that Zhang Meng and Li Jin had a fight, but he didn't go to see it.
However, looking at Zhang Meng's appearance, it seems that he didn't just lose!
"That'...... That kid, he ...... He!" Zhang Meng was a little embarrassed to speak: "I am not afraid of normal fighting, but this kid is coming with a tentacle monster!"
"That's it, let the grass on my head start to grow like crazy, I was fighting him in close combat, and one of them was entangled without noticing, and then it grew longer and longer, and more and more entangled!"
"That's it!" Zhang Meng said through gritted teeth, and when he said this, he actually blushed!
"And then! And then!" Lu Xiaobu was excited, and Li Jin made Zhang Meng blush?!
"He!he!he!he!put a movie in front of me!" Zhang Meng really squeezed out word by word, he was really embarrassed to say!
"What movie?" Lu Xiaobu is up!
"It's the kind of thing, cartoons, a lot of tentacles, the kind of girls!" Zhang Meng's old face was flushed!
"Poof!hahahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed crazy and smashed the table frantically!
This Li Jin has been lying in bed for so long, and has been 'humiliated' by Zhang Meng for so long, this is finally letting go of himself!
Have you all guessed what kind of film Li Jin is playing?!
It's that kind of restricted-level tentacle cartoon!
Think about that scene, Li Jin tied up Zhang Meng, and while playing this kind of cartoon to Zhang Meng, Zhang Meng will definitely feel ashamed no matter how shameless he is!
it! Knowing the man and going up! The man is the man and the man!
Hahahaha!
Li Jin really dares to play!
Little Pepper also laughed, she didn't care what kind of lady was not a lady.
No, now that she has begun to browse her own inventory, I hope to find the one that Zhang Meng watched, and then stimulate Zhang Meng!
Father Lu kept coughing, pretending that he didn't understand anything!
Zhang Meng listened to Lu Xiaobu's laughter, and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but there was no crack in the car, and he still had to drive, so he could only change the topic bluntly:
"Actually, this trick is quite strong! I was absolutely Li Jin deliberately keeping these grasses before! Now I'm even more sure!"
"If you are unexpected, you can even delay the Grandmaster for a few seconds!"
Zhang Meng said seriously.
These are all words from the heart, and he does feel very strong!
Can delay the Grandmaster for a few seconds!
That's a great move!
If he was stronger, the two of them might not be able to fight with the Grandmaster together!
After so long, he finally dared to say this, it was not easy!
"Oh, by the way, what happened in the end?" Lu Xiaobu couldn't have changed the subject.
The reason why he has been meddling in the affairs of the rivers and lakes recently is that one is for the safety of his family, and the second is to make the two guys feel satisfied.
He didn't care about whether he would fight or not.
What's the matter? With the current rivers and lakes, which grandmaster would dare to stare at him?
So, he is more concerned about the outcome of the two people.
"As a result, I put his fist in his mouth! I haven't pulled it out yet!" Zhang Meng said through gritted teeth.
Well, this is not a joke, but really, forcefully stuffed into it!
Anyway, Li Jin's recovery ability is strong, so he doesn't worry about this injury!
"Hahahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed even hahahaha!
Sure enough, it's Zhang Meng's style, hahahaha!