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Chapter 539: Donkey's Lips to Horse's Mouth

The fat man couldn't laugh or cry, and the two leopards couldn't deal with a rabbit, but they really pressed a donkey that was taller than them, and one of them bit the donkey's throat.

This is undoubtedly a great irony for fat people who still want to regain their wildness and train their predatory skills.

"Damn, this account has to be counted on the zoo, or ten or eight little leopards will be used to compensate for it!" the fat man cursed angrily as he ran past.

"I'm called a donkey—" Erzhu rushed over with a whip in his hand, really wanting to teach the two stupid leopards a hard lesson, but in the end he held back.

Compared to the two of their kind that came out of the mountains, these two leopards are really a bit silly, and it seems that it will take a while for Kiki to teach them.

It seemed to be their instinct to bite and kill the donkey, and when they saw that the donkey was only lying on the grass and kicking their legs, the two guys walked away in a big way.

"Pillar, this company pays you for your losses, and then asks the zoo to pay. The fat man also saw that the donkey was obviously out of his way.

Erzhuzi nodded, and muttered vigorously: "Brute who doesn't understand human language......"

"Uncle Sanpao, do your job—" The fat man carried the donkey back to the backing mountain alone, and then howled in his throat.

A little baby who had not yet gone to school saw the doorway and shouted in a small sharp voice: "Kill the donkey, divide the meat-"

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Little rabbit." ”

Wang Sanpao quickly ran over: "The Erzhuzi family shouted donkey, which was bitten to death by wild animals, and at first glance, it was the two sick leopards from the city, biting indiscriminately, which called the donkey died unjustly." ”

Of course, the fat man didn't say anything about Wang Sanpao's eyes, blinked a few times and said, "Hehe, I'm dead anyway, I can only eat meat." Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground, this time there is a blessing!"

The little kid wiped his snot and laughed beside him: "Uncle Fatty, I'm not wrong." ”

Soon, many people gathered to kill a pig, which was a big deal, and if it was a donkey, it would be even more amazing.

Farmers have feelings for cattle, horses, mules, donkeys, and other animals, and are absolutely reluctant to kill. However, if you die unexpectedly, you can only satisfy your hunger and sacrifice your teeth.

"It is estimated that the family can get a catty, which is enough to make a meal of steamed dumplings with donkey meat. The owner of the car circled around the donkey with his hands behind his back and came to the above conclusion.

Wang Sanpao also nodded, went home and got a knife, put the donkey on the wooden plank, and prepared to peel the skin.

"Don't be busy yet-" I saw Captain Li walking briskly with two big iron buckets, the buckets were steaming, and they were filled with boiling water: "Don't peel the skin, let's remove the hair and eat, and we can still eat the donkey skin!"

After speaking, he poured the iron kettle in his hand with boiling water and poured it little by little on the body of the donkey. Wang Sanpao took an iron guy who shaved pig's hair and began to shave the donkey.

"Donkey skin, I really haven't eaten it—" Although the fat man ate it in a good bite, he really hadn't tasted donkey skin.

The old medicine also came around: "Donkey skin is a good thing, the famous Ejiao is boiled out of donkey skin, this thing is nourishing." ”

After a while, the hair on the donkey was shaved clean, and it turned out to be white and tender. Wang Sanpao began to unload the donkey's head and hooves.

Ye Zi also squeezed the little brain melon into the cracks, and was a little scared when he wanted to see it, but he couldn't help but want to see it, this kind of big scene, the little guy really saw it for the first time.

At this time, the school was over, and when the little baby saw a group of people here, she immediately ran over, and then she screamed: "Divide the donkey meat-"

Wang Sanpao held a knife in one hand and a bloody donkey head in the other: "Little calf, hurry up and go home to do your homework!"

The babies jumped and ran home, picked up the pen, and seemed to have smelled the fragrance of donkey meat.

Disemboweling and disemboweling, plucking the heart and liver, these are not the best, the best is the donkey's sausage, this thing is the best to pick up.

Wang Sanpao's hands and feet were quick, and he quickly removed the bones, and then each family came to receive the meat, basically a pound for each family, and they were all happy to take it home, and most of them made dumplings. Soon, the cutting boards of each household sounded very imposingly.

Because of the large number of households in the fat man's family, he received more than ten catties, including the old Wu Tou and the fat old man Lin Qingshan and Li Qiang, they all have a share in it, and the fat man is so happy that he can't close his mouth: "Wrap some steamed dumplings, and eat the rest with sauce, third uncle, cut some rib fans for me, that sauce is delicious." ”

It didn't take much effort to leave a pile of bones and a donkey's hind leg on the plank. There are more than a dozen dogs wandering around, but the only one that can get some benefits is Wang Sanpao's sunspot.

"This hind leg will be sent to Nanwazi, and I will be sent on horseback in a while. The fat man had already seen Wang Sanpao's thoughts, this hind leg had more than 30 catties, and he hadn't moved, so it must have been reserved for Nanwazi's strong laborers. So he summoned the jujube, carried the donkey's thigh in one hand, and galloped away, only spilling a few shouts: "Uncle Sanpao, wait for me to come back and eat donkey meat——"

The progress of the road repair team is very fast, the foundation is finished, and it is being filled with sand, it is estimated that it has received a death order, and it must be completed this year.

There was a crisp sound, and the people who worked saw a hill in the woods by the side of the road moving rapidly, and when they ran over, they finally understood that it was a big fat man riding a horse.

Half of the people sighed in their hearts: It turns out that there are such fast horses and such fat people.

The other half cursed in their hearts: such a fat man still rides a horse, and he runs with his life, what a waste of that horse.

In fact, people's jujube runs very happily, and it has been a long time since they have carried a fat man to have fun, so the more they run, the more energetic they are, and the faster they run.

That is, after more than half an hour, the fat man killed Nanwazi, got some grass for the jujube and chewed it first, and he carried most of the donkey meat and went straight to the construction site.

"Why did the fat man become three-legged?" He Mancang had just returned from the rice field and saw that the man who flew over was a fat man, but behind him, another leg had grown, and it was relatively thin.

When everyone heard him say this, they all looked over and quarreled: "I said why did the fat man run so fast!"

Running closer, the fat man pulled out the donkey meat hidden behind him: "Hurry up, improve the food!"

Everyone laughed and shouted, "Fatty, stay with this meat, you can keep this thigh, and run fast with this thing." ”

"Pull it down, there is a man called three hands, who has heard of three legs. Brother Monkey, when will I go back to the village and see, I got another monkey, all of them are male. The fat man handed over the donkey meat to Wang Erzi, and then asked about the situation, everything was normal, and the fat man gave up his hand: "Farewell-"

"Wait, I-" When the monkey heard that another monkey had joined the gang, he finally couldn't resist the temptation.

"You run behind, or will I pick up the donkey's leg just now?" said the fat man, and still stepped on the jujube, and then ran to the side of the monkey, carried him on the horse's back like a chicken, and galloped away.

"Fatty, slow down, my first time riding a horse, ass-"

"You can be content, my family's jujube is not carried by ordinary people......

It's only a little back and forth, and the fat man rushes back, and after the monkey gets off the horse, he won't walk the aisle, bending his legs and drawing circles on the ground: "Fat man, next time I won't ride this thing, I'll suffer a crime." ”

The fat man didn't care about him, yelled, scared the big dogs and puppies gathered together, and then stepped into the courtyard.

Snorting his nose, the fat man couldn't help but praise: "It's so fragrant!"

When I entered the room, I saw that the tables were all set, one table on the kang and two tables on the ground were already full. The fat man scratched the back of his head: "They all came to eat their enemies." ”

After speaking, he hurriedly found a place to squeeze down, but his butt was too big to take up space, and he was forced to be driven away by Li Qiang and them, and then replaced by a monkey.

"It's not going to be served yet—Uncle Fat, take a look!" Qiqi sat on the kang with the fat old man and the old Wu head, waiting for this in a hurry.

"Good food is not afraid of being late. The fat man muttered dissatisfiedly, and then went to the back kitchen to inspect.

It doesn't matter if you bite a donkey to death, it occupies several cauldrons to arrange for its descendants: Captain Li's house boils donkey soup, the old revolutionary cooks donkey offal, the fat man cooks donkey meat, and the old Yaozi's house steam donkey meat stuffed dumplings. The person in charge of cooking is the car boss and the old medicine, donkey meat is relatively rare, in the words of the old medicine, just don't eat it.

Therefore, the ingredients are all made of old medicine, Poria cocos is added to the boiled bone broth, and it is said that there are eighteen herbs in the sauce donkey meat. And the car boss controls the heat, and the donkey meat is a little too strong and rots into the pot.

This is the conclusion that the fat man came to after walking around, and it also made his heart look forward to it even more. Everyone waited for more than an hour, it was dark, and the dinner party finally began.

There was no way, the fat man and the others had to add another table in the kitchen and eat on the pot, and the fat man felt more stable.

The donkey broth is served, the white soup and green leaves reflect each other, the medicinal flavor and meat are fragrant together, and the nourishment and hunger are equally important, which can be described as a must. But the car boss was still not satisfied: "Let's drink it, let's drink it, if you don't get up to the time, it will be more beautiful if you mutter." ”

"This donkey meat is cold, why don't you bring it early." Lao Wu Tou grinded in his mouth, picked up a piece of white donkey meat with chopsticks, only to see that the donkey skin was crystal clear, and the donkey meat below was delicate, and there was a chewy aftertaste in the mouth, which was similar to beef brisket.

"They all say that donkey meat is rough and tender. Old Wu Tou praised it.

"Layman, donkey meat is cold to eat to have taste and texture, this donkey two pillars to the hillside every day, and just grown, has not begun to pull the cart to grind, of course delicious. Captain Li explained to him a few words, and then hurriedly clamped the donkey's intestines.

Compared with pig intestines, donkeys and horses have less fat in their stomachs, and donkey intestines are not as fatty as pig intestines. After cooking, cut into thin strips, and then stir-fry with shredded red pepper, that taste, hehe-

"The steamed dumplings are coming-" Ye Ying and Xiaohua brought the steamed dumplings up, took a bite, and the soup inside was full of water, the skin was strong, the soup was delicious, and the meat was in a ball.

The fat man praised while eating: "Let's add another big dish, there used to be a whole pig feast, a whole sheep feast, a whole fish feast, and now we have added a whole donkey feast!"

The old medicine man smiled and nodded: "And this is the best, today is more busy, the materials are not complete, if you get all the medicinal materials, according to different positions and practices to work together, it is more exquisite than this!"

After speaking, he picked up a piece of donkey meat and handed it to the fat man: "Come, taste this." There is a particularity, when you eat, you can only taste it by rubbing your lips twice on your lips."

"Well, it's delicious, it's better than a pig's arch mouth, what kind of meat is this?"

"The most moving piece of meat on the donkey's body - donkey lips" Lao Yaozi's smile can also contain cunning.

The fat man wiped his mouth: "Uncle Yaozi will also be a yin person - donkey's lips to horses' mouths!"