Chapter 222: Laughter
At 7 p.m. capital time, the 100-meter freestyle final of the Kazan Swimming World Championships is about to begin!
This is the first championship gold medal on the first day of the World Championships, and everyone has watched it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
There are countless people in front of the TV and computer in front of the game and in front of the game in front of the game.
For this competition, everyone's focus is on Xiao Ran, and they very much want to know if Xiao Ran has a chance to break the world record of 45.88 seconds again!
As Xiao Ran, who finished first in the group stage, this time the track is the fifth track!
chose this track, also because this is one of the two middle tracks, and it is also the center of the screen, and the fourth track is Sun Yang's lucky track, Xiao Ran didn't grab it, although there is no Sun Yang in this competition, but in the 200-meter and 1,500-meter freestyle competitions behind, maybe Sun Yang will choose the fourth track, and then the center is two Chinese athletes, which is exciting enough.
With the opening commentary of the commentator, one athlete appeared one after another.
After the eight athletes arrived, everyone began to move their bodies, and Xiao Ran used the [Bad Luck Card] on Horton at this time!
Horton's location is in lane 3, not far from Xiao Ran.
He didn't know that Xiao Ran was waiting to see his jokes.
A minute later.
The athletes begin to prepare for the moves.
At the moment when Horton bent over, he heard a "whoop", and the crotch of the entire swimsuit actually cracked!
The host in the on-site commentary hall suddenly let out an exclamation and looked at the big screen in disbelief.
The audience at the scene was also stunned!
The most depressing is the CCTV studio!
It's a live stream, and there's a delay of a few seconds, but it's pretty much negligible.
This happened suddenly, and no one reacted at all, and on the screen, a certain male feature of Horton's big white ass was suddenly exposed!
Huang Jingyang was embarrassed and couldn't say anything, and stammered: "This ...... This ......"
He couldn't think of any words to explain it now!
In front of the TV, many families where girls watch TV at home, the relatives next to them immediately covered their eyes and stared at Horton on the TV angrily.
In the live webcast, netizens also exploded.
"Hahaha!"
"Poof...... I've got a mouthful of old blood!"
"Can you still see this kind of picture in a live swimming broadcast?
"I think I might have watched a fake match, haha!"
"I'm laughing to death, how unlucky Horton is! Choked on water in the breaststroke group stage, and directly failed to finish the competition, and this happened again in the 100-meter freestyle final, and he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out!"
"Upstairs, the yellow calendar should read: Horton, it's not appropriate to participate in the competition today!"
"Damn, didn't you say that Caucasians are bigger, why is this little Tintin from Horton so small and pocket-......?"
"I'm blind!"
"There are strange things every year, especially this year, this is the first day of the World Championships in Kazan, and so many situations have happened, is there something wrong with feng shui?"
"I want to know now what is the area of Horton's psychological shadow!"
Scene.
Horton's face turned red, and he ran backstage with his hands on his ass and little Tintin.
He now wants to die, first choking, and then his swimsuit bursting!
This situation is extremely rare in the game, and he never expected to encounter it all in one day......
What is most frightening is that this race is no less than the Olympic Games! A race that has been broadcast live on countless television stations all over the world! If this happens, it will be tantamount to a disgrace to the whole world!
When this happened, the others were in no mood to continue the competition, and several athletes led by Xiao Ran laughed, especially Xiao Ran, who slapped the ground and laughed, gloating that the faces of the members and coaches of the Australian swimming team were dark.
Sun Yang also swept away the depression of being insulted before, and let out a barbell-like laugh.
Well deserved!
Now the retribution is coming!
Thinking of this, Sun Yang looked at Xiao Ran, and he suddenly remembered that after he was insulted by Horton, Xiao Ran had said that he would find a place for him, could it be that Xiao Ran did it?
The thought arose, and it never dissipated.
Sun Yang couldn't have thought that Xiao Ran would have an Olympic star system, what he thought of was how Xiao Ran did something on Horton's swimsuit!
The question lingered in his mind......
The referees on the sidelines also panicked, and they didn't know what to do when such an emergency happened, whether to let Horton change into a swimsuit or directly announce Horton's disqualification from the game.
According to the rules of swimming, if an athlete is not ready, then the competition cannot be declared, but if Horton is asked to change his swimsuit, it will take a long time!
Because wearing a swimsuit takes at least half an hour!
If there is no live broadcast, half an hour is not a big deal, but now it is a live broadcast, and without a minute of delay, all the TV stations in the world will broadcast live for one more minute, and countless people can't wait for Horton to change into a swimsuit.
After thinking about it for a while, the referee didn't ask the opinion of the Australian national team at all, and directly announced that Horton would be disqualified from the game!
Speaking of which, he was really miserable today.
The breaststroke competition did not even use the finals, and although the freestyle competition entered the finals, it was disqualified before the jump.
Originally, Australia was expecting Horton to win the championship in today's competition, and he was also the absolute seed to impact the championship, but now not only is he not qualified to win the championship, but even people have lost their essence!
In two games, Horton had two accidents, which was enough to make him a laughing stock in the world.
On the Internet, memes about Horton appeared within a minute.
When his swimsuit was torn, he became a new emoji material for Chinese netizens.
What "I'm small, I dare to show, I'm proud" memes have started to spread online.
This is a picture of a naked raw and breeding device, which is not allowed to be disseminated in China! The river crab, which the Internet police also began to get busy, almost scolded Horton to death in their hearts.
Although the other athletes in the field were laughing, they were still very subtle, and even if they laughed, they secretly covered their mouths and smiled, which made Xiao Ran laugh on the ground and became the focus of attention.
The Australian coach angrily walked up to Coach Bai and shouted, squeaking and shouting.
"Protest! Xiao Ran's actions are insulting Horton! We protest!"
After listening to the translator's translation, Professor Bai tilted his head sideways and shouted, "What? What are you shouting? The wind is too strong! I can't hear you!"
Sun Yang: "......"
Ning Tao: "......"
Bai Ling: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Australian National Team Coach: "¥%¥#%#%......"