"Hey! Hi! ”

No one expected Mu Yu to deliberately clear his throat, and immediately pretended to be serious and learned the reporter's tone and said: "Now the heavy rain in the southern region has affected 2 million people, and the direct economic loss is 20 billion. I am willing to do my best here to take in 1-2 homeless women, 18-22 years old and 155~165cm tall. Bright eyes, empathetic, delicate skin, and a good countenance. The flood is merciless, people are merciful, do my best, help one is one! After all, the ability is limited! ”

Yes! Everyone didn't come back to their senses at first, but then someone understood, and immediately burst into laughter.

No one thought that this young man, who was alone and desperate with gangsters, could tell such a joke in such a public place.

Well, yes, that's what flesh and blood people are!

But it's no wonder that people are hosts, and humor is more affinity!

Everyone applauded unsatisfactorily: "It's worthy of being a host, why does it sound so funny when the words come to people's mouths?" One more! ”

"Well, one more one, to relieve it, to give us all a crush! It was terrible! ”

Mu Yu laughed and said, "Terrible?!" Chinese is inherently dead, or died of gutter oil, or died of lime flour, or died of stone milk powder, or died of poisoned vaccines, or died of dilapidated houses, or died of demolition, or died of diaries, or died of wine, or died under the wheels of BMW...... Chinese slogan: A glass of milk a day shocks a nation! It's not scary to die, it's scary that you don't know how you died! ”

Before the words fell, thunderous applause rang out all around, and even the medical staff and police officers from 110 who had just rushed over couldn't stop smiling and nodding their heads.

"Who is this, is this the host of the TV station?"

"What this guy said is all about the social phenomena that exist in the current society, and he is too practical and thorough!"

"This young man is so talented!"

The aunt, completely impressed by Mu Yu, walked up and patted Mu Yu on the shoulder: "Young man, I just don't have a daughter, if I have a daughter, I will definitely let you be my son-in-law!" ”

Everyone couldn't help laughing, "Auntie, you are the truth of our big hero Mu Yu, then you will be a matchmaker for him!" ”

The aunt said seriously: "I asked him just now, if there is a partner, he didn't have a stubble!" Young man, you answered that you have no partner! ”

Someone corrected her and said: "Now it's not fun to call a partner, call it a girlfriend!" ”

The aunt shook her hand and said, "This is nothing, if he doesn't have a partner, I really know a few good girls?" ”

In fact, Mu Yu is also crazy personally, and likes to show off his talent when there are many people, and then he remembered a joke.

Seeing that everyone's interest was very high, and they happened to face so many media and websites, why not come to a live broadcast, so he said: "When I was in college, I chased a girl, confessed several times, but to no avail."

Later, the girl texted me to go to the park on the weekend, and I was so excited that I didn't sleep well at night. On weekends, I was invited to the Yellow River Park. After walking for a while, the girl said, "I have something I have always wanted to say to you..."

I was so excited, I thought there was a drama in this, so I said, "Say it, I'll listen." ”

Then she told me, "Isn't there that sentence?" Don't give up until the Yellow River! Now that the Yellow River has also been seen, you should give up! ”

It's really a pearl of words, everyone was amazed by Mu Yu's language talent at this time, wouldn't it be a pity not to be a host with such good language skills!

......

At the urging of the police and medical workers, the reporters finally dispersed, and some of them had to follow the police to take notes, as well as the wounded who needed to be treated.

Coincidentally, the person who made the record for Mu Yu and them was the director of the police station who went to the TV station to take Mu Yu away!

Of course, this time is different from last time, now people are heroes, I heard other colleagues say that Mu Yu also rescued a middle-aged woman who was about to jump off the roof some time ago, and also funded the family.

Therefore, this time they were extremely respectful to Mu Yu, and they were invited to sit down, tea and fruit, which made Mu Yu a little uncomfortable.

I was going to buy saplings, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen on the road, Mu Yu was a little anxious, for him, time is money!

Fortunately, the public security bureau quickly completed the record, and the police praised and encouraged his behavior, saying that it helped them catch the criminals.

After coming out of the Public Security Bureau, he took a taxi directly to the nursery in the suburbs, and selected lilacs and fruit trees of various colors with flower buds and germs.

All of them were packed and sent away with logistics, so that they could be relieved.

As soon as he thought of his manor, after a while, it would be full of flowers and flowers, and Mu Yu felt beautiful in his heart, and he really hoped to see the arrival of that moment.

It seems a bit like longing for a girlfriend lying next to you in a dream, romantic, fragrant, and dreamlike!

When I think of my girlfriend or something, your sister's, why do you suddenly have an urge to come out of your body.

When I finally got home, I hurriedly turned on the TV and watched the TV news.

It's about to be the time of the provincial news broadcast, and he didn't have time to eat the fast food he bought on the road, so he stared at the TV screen with his eyes on, afraid of missing any detail.

Sure enough, after the advertisement, the provincial news broadcast began, and after a while, I heard the gentle voice of the female announcer say: "Now broadcast the news of the province, at about 7:40 this morning, there was a knife robbery on the bus to the suburban nursery base!" ”

Immediately on the TV screen, the surveillance footage on the bus appeared: several bandits stole a girl's iPhone after several successful pickpocketing of passengers on the bus.

Then, it was the warm picture of Mu Yu fighting desperately with the four gangsters alone=, and then screaming for the elderly, children, and women to hide in a safe area! ......。 ”

Then I listened to the announcer say emotionally: "Everyone sees that this person in the picture is the host of the food column of our provincial TV station and our dear colleague Mr. Mu Yu!" He didn't face the slightest in front of four vicious gangsters with daggers in hand

Retreat and bravely subdue the criminals ......

It is reported that apart from minor injuries to the driver and several passengers, there were no casualties in the car.

We should learn from our peers and be honored and proud to have such colleagues!

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Seeing this, Mu Yu also felt a feeling in his heart, even he felt that he was very glorious and awesome, and his whole body was full of positive energy!

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