Chapter 416: Eat with your eyes closed

In the end, the fat man didn't bother with the gray rats, and since he was also a member of the backers, he had to follow the rules, although in his opinion, these rats were useless now.

The newcomers also stood up and began to gnaw on the grass, although they had not had this experience for a long time, but their bellies were hungry, so they had to learn from their fellow land-sitting tenants to find food for themselves.

The fat man is quite satisfied with their performance, after all, it has just begun, and everything needs a process of adaptation. He figured it out, how could he raise it for more than a year, and then send them back after contributing a few young deer, he couldn't help in vain, even if it was a fee.

But these newcomers can't keep up with the grass, and the people are all full, and they are still gnawing there, and the fat man can't help but reprimand them: "You can't catch up with the hot!" ”

Finally, these guys were full, and when they were full, they went to lie on the ground, quite a fat man's demeanor.

"These lazy bastards, let me get up and digest and digest the food." The fat man was annoyed when he saw it, and he was about to go over with a whip in his hand.

But at this moment, a sika deer suddenly jumped up from the ground, a vigorous pegger, and then ran away into the distance.

"What's the situation, like a fire?" The fat man was also a little puzzled, and when he leaned over to take a look, he saw a large centipede more than half a foot long wriggling on the grass. Because the grass has just emerged and is still relatively sparse, the centipedes have nowhere to hide.

It is estimated that the nest of the big centipede is below, and as soon as it finished hibernation, someone harassed it, so the temper must not be very good, so he used the first two poisonous limbs to give the sika deer a moment.

These sika deer have just arrived, and they don't know the dangers of the world, and they think they are safe and sound in a zoo.

"I was stung by a scorpion, you go and treat the wound of that sika deer." The fat man shouted at Erzhu, who threw the big whip on the ground and chased after him with only a long sleeve pole.

The fat man began to study the centipede on the ground, with a black back and a red head, and a row of thin feet on both sides of its body, no wonder it was called a centipede insect. There are two tentacles on the head, and behind the mouth are two poisonous limbs that have evolved from two feet, constantly waving, and the shape is extremely vicious.

The fat man found an artemisia pole, folded it in half, formed a clip, and then clamped it towards the centipede. The guy probably realized the danger as well, and with a twist of his body, dozens of pairs of long feet moved together, squeaked, and got under a pile of rocks, and disappeared.

"Hehe, if you run away, the monk can't run to the temple." The fat man was not in a hurry, he looked at the second pillar first, and saw that he had already lassoed the sika deer and was waving his hand to shout, so the fat man ran over to help.

I saw that there was a swollen piece on the buttocks of the sika deer, and there were two small holes like tooth marks in the middle, which were probably stabbed by centipedes with poisonous limbs.

The fat man pressed the sika deer to the ground, and the two pillars went up to squeeze the wound twice, and then took two mothers-in-law, put them in his mouth and chewed them, and spit out the medicine residue on the wound of the sika deer.

The sika deer was no big deal, and soon ran into the herd. Stings from centipedes are generally not too serious.

The fat man clapped his hands, and then said to Erzhuzi: "Are there many centipedes on our mountain?" ”

"Yes, just lift a big rock, and you can basically see centipedes, oil twists and something." Erzhuzi said as he pushed down a big stone beside him, and sure enough, there was a six- or seven-inch big centipede lying inside, with a shiny back, and then twisted his body a few times and burrowed into the soil.

"Grab some and go back and fry it." The fat man shouted in his mouth, but he startled Erzhuzi: "Fatty, the old medicine man said that this thing can be used as medicinal materials, but I really haven't heard that it can be eaten." ”

"Haven't you heard Hong Qigong eat centipedes?" The fat man said casually.

"Who is Hong Qigong, he is estimated to be older than Li Wuye, right?" The second pillar scratched his head.

The fat man then remembered that the books of the Condor Heroes and the Legend of the Condor Heroes had not been widely disseminated. However, in the original era of fat people, people dared to eat anything, and fried scorpions and centipedes were no longer a new thing. So he said to Erzhuzi: "It's okay, look at Old Man Wu, eat scorpions to get all the cancer, I'll get him some centipedes to make up." ”

As soon as he heard this, Erzhu immediately came to his senses, ran to get the small shovel, dug it in the centipede hole just now, and the centipede reappeared.

Erzhu pressed the centipede's head with the stick in his hand, and then reached out and pinched the torso behind the centipede's head, pinching the centipede into the air.

The centipede's body was wrapped around Erzhu's hand, and his tail slapped on his wrist, but his weapons were the two poisonous limbs in the front, and although the body behind it was terrifying, it could not cause harm at all.

"Catching snakes and catching seven inches, it seems that catching centipedes is similar." The fat man was full of praise, but then something even more surprising happened to him. I saw that the thumb and index finger of the second pillar suddenly grabbed one of the centipede's poisonous limbs, and pulled it violently, and actually tore off the poisonous limb, threw it on the ground, and then pulled the other one off, and then the centipede was scattered, and the two hands held it: "This time it won't be majestic." ”

The fat man couldn't speak, just gave a thumbs up to the second pillar. Erzhuzi said a few times: "When we were children, we all caught centipedes like this, and then pulled off our heads, threw them on the edge of the ant nest, and watched the ants get in, and it didn't take more than a day to gnaw the centipedes into empty shells." ”

"Come on, put it in a bag first." The fat man took out a noodle bag, and the two pillars put the centipede inside.

"Let's keep catching, pick the big one, and ignore the small one." When the fat man saw that the centipede was not difficult to deal with, he suddenly lifted his spirits, and kicked over a big stone, and there were two centipedes dancing in that fangs and claws.

The fat man also learned from the two pillars just now, and the stick in his hand pressed the centipede's head, and then pinched it up. It's just that the centipede's two poisonous limbs keep waving, and the fat man's fingers are compared for a long time, but he doesn't dare to start.

"Hehe, I have a way to deal with you." The fat man took out a pair of scissors, clicked twice, and cut off the centipede's poisonous limbs.

"Fatty, you're even more powerful." The second pillar is still pinched by hand, paying attention to a quick eye and hand, bold and careful.

In this way, the two of them worked for more than an hour, and they caught fifty or sixty. The deer wandered along the hillside, and there was no mischief.

"I'll go back and get it first, and I'll leave you a few when the time comes." The fat man carried the noodle bag, and it was quite heavy inside.

Erzhuzi waved his hand again and again: "Okay, I don't want to eat this, let's keep it for Wu Lao." ”

The fat man carried the bag back to the deer farm first, this thing is a bit scary after all, it is better to process it here.

Add a few scoops of water to the pot and start the fire. Zhang Laohan looked at the wriggling noodle bag on the ground, and couldn't help asking, "Fatty, what's in there?" ”

"Of course it's delicious." When the water was a little hot, the fat man untied the bag, turned the noodle bag upside down, and then shook it into the pot, only to see a crackling sound, and dozens of big centipedes as long as chopsticks fell into the pot.

Zhang Laohan's mother said: "Fatty, you just eat this, don't be disgusting-" After speaking, he covered his mouth and ran out.

The fat man stretched out his neck to look into the pot, and saw that those centipedes were squirming rapidly in the water, twisting and struggling, which was really terrifying.

When the water boiled, all the centipedes inside were put up, and they all curled up in a ball. The fat man fished them out, and the water left in the pot was extremely smelly, and this time the fat man was almost vomited.

"It's easy to eat something." The fat man pinched his nose and said angrily, then scooped up the water in the pot, brushed the pot well, and cleaned the centipede twice.

"I guess it's okay to fry it now." The fat man muttered, looked at the crimson centipede, and touched it, and he was a little afraid to put down the chopsticks.

After a few clicks of his mouth, the fat man still scooped up a centipede, cut off the head and tail, and then began to peel the shell. The job was easier than expected, as the centipede's hard shell fell off as soon as it was peeled off, revealing a piece of snow-white flesh inside.

The fat man was overjoyed: "This is similar to a shrimp rake." The shrimp rake he said is the pipa shrimp, and the body structure is really similar to that of a centipede, except that one is in the sea and the other is on land, and the centipede is still poisonous.

However, after cutting off the poisonous limbs, and then copying them with water, the toxins and dirt in the centipede's body are basically removed, and a small amount of toxins has the effect of fighting poison with poison.

After picking up the shells of the centipedes, the centipede shells are thrown directly to the chicken farm, and the chickens will peck and eat them. The fat man went home with a small pot of snow-white centipede meat.

Dip the batter slightly, put it in the oil pan and fry it until golden brown, and sprinkle a little salt on top. When it was fished out and brought to the table, the family came back in an uproar.

"What kind of food does the fat man make, the aroma is very special." Old Wu snorted and made noise when he entered the door. It's not a day and a half since he stayed in the backer, and he can basically distinguish it by smelling the fragrance, but today this one is obviously a bit special.

"Come, taste them allβ€”Uncle Wu, you eat more." The fat man stretched out his chopsticks and picked up one first, put it in his mouth and bit half of it, it was really fresh and tender enough, I don't know how many times more delicate than chicken, and the aroma is unique, which can be called delicious.

The others didn't know what it was, and when they saw the fat man eating, they all stretched out their chopsticks to clip it. As soon as they tasted it, they were noisy and fragrant, and even Ye Ying and Teacher Xiaohua each ate four or five of them.

The fat man also persuaded vigorously: "Eat less, this thing is a big supplement, and if you eat too much, you will get angry." ”

"Come less, who are you fooling with your little thoughts, tell us to eat less, you eat so much!" Of course, Ye Ying didn't listen to the fat man's scare, so she picked up another one and put it in her mouth to chew.

Qiqi bard a few times: "Fat uncle, just tell us, what the hell is this, it tastes a bit like pipa shrimp, but it's much more delicious than that." ”

"If you want me to say that, you can do it, but don't blame me." The fat man was just about to announce the mystery, when he saw the door open, and the bigfoot sister-in-law ran in in a panic: "Fatty, don't eat it yet, go to the chicken farm and take a look, let the chickens come back at noon, and see a lot of centipede shells, it is estimated that they have molted." Good guys, they all have chopsticks long, and they can bite chicks to death. ”

Centipedes and chicks are natural enemies, and small centipedes are bound to be eaten by chicks, but if they are really big, they can poison chicks to death.

The fat man said twice: "Sister-in-law, you are in a hurry, we are eating the centipede you said." After speaking, he picked up one and took a bite.

"What the hell, we're eating centipedes!" Ye Ying and Xiaohua's faces turned green, and they covered their mouths and retched.

Old Man Wu's eyes lit up: "Centipede, this is a good thing." After saying that, he also put one on it, stuffed it in his mouth, and chewed it heavily.

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