Chapter 414: Breeding Expert
After a busy morning, the courtyard of the two old men was greened, and the fat old man had a lunch. Of course, the fat man will not be polite, he is now in a good mood and never has stage fright.
However, the fat man is not used to eating and drinking for nothing, so he pretended to go back to Ye Haibo's house to get some mushrooms and fungus, so he could be empty-handed.
Four dishes and one soup, there is fish and meat, but when the fat man eats it, he feels that the taste is still a little worse. There is no way, he was raised by those who ate food in Daqingshan, and he was extremely awkward.
The fat old man also deliberately plucked some of the pickles from the garden, washed them white, and made a small plate. The fat man didn't dare to clip it, just his habitual big chopsticks, it was estimated that there would be no two clicks.
And the sauce is not good, it is a sweet noodle sauce, the fat man's green onion poked a little, and it was not a taste in his mouth, so he couldn't help but run back, fried some egg sauce with the sauce, and by the way, he also got some mother-in-law out of the wooden box, and asked the guards to wash it.
When the two old men tasted it, they were noisy. So the topic shifted to the fat man's hometown of Daqingshan, and when he heard that a sanatorium was going to be built there, the fat old man patted his chest and promised that he must go and see it.
In the afternoon, the fat man vacated his husband to go to the zoo, Ye Haibo drove him directly to the car, and when he arrived at the door, the fat man took out a letter of introduction and was led in, Ye Haibo had nothing to do, so he followed, and he should go to the zoo for free.
Along the way, the fat eye-opening has been opened, and the zoo in the capital is really extraordinary, and there are really a lot of rare birds and beasts in it, and even the Siberian tiger has a special lion and tiger mountain.
"When will you borrow this Siberian tiger and put it on the mountain to raise it for two days?" The fat man really dared to think that if Qiqi came, it would be very possible to wave his little hand.
The one who picked up the fat man was a deputy director, or Director He was blowing the air to the fat man on the phone, so as soon as they met, they asked about the cubs of the fragrant roe deer in the provincial zoo, and then asked the administrator to lead the fat man to the deer park.
The deer park occupies an area ~ which is not small. But compared to the sika deer, which is good at running. Before I waited for Sahuan, it was over.
Six or seven Merlot were lazily lying on the ground basking in the sun. The ground is slippery. Not even a hint of green. Those sika deer are quite fat. It is estimated that the food is not bad.
"These guys seem to be a little too fat?" muttered the fat man. The administrator next to him looked at him with a stunned look: "This comrade also seems to be a little fatter, right?"
However, he still humbly asked: "Comrade Huang." Let's go in and take a look. I heard that you are an expert in animal breeding. ”
The fat man has a white hair and sweat: When did I have this name, a breeding expert, but it's really not good. It's no wonder that the deputy director just now asked about the breeding of the roe deer as soon as they met.
Fortunately, the fat man has a big heart: the breeding expert is the breeding expert. He's an expert, too. Think about it this way. Immediately, he returned to his original composure: "It's good to go in and take a look." ”
When they arrived at the deer farm, some sika deer were still lazily lying there, ignoring them at all. The fat man can now conclude in his heart: these guys are used to something wrong.
But the fat man couldn't say anything about this, but put on an expert look, leaned in front of a sika deer, blocked it with his body, and then took out a small handful of grass and shook it in front of him.
The swishing sika deer all stood up, walked in front of the fat man and walked like they walked, where is the kind of elegant fat man of the sika deer, but it is a style, ** can throw out the oil.
The administrator is convinced: experts are experts, and some deer rarely get up and move except when they are feeding, and when they see experts, it is like seeing relatives.
The fat man put his arms on his shoulders and began to jog in circles around the deer farm, and the deer scrambled to follow outside. Outside the fence, a few children were noisy: "It's so happy—" I don't know if it's a fat man or a deer.
After two laps, the sika deer stopped and stood there jetting. This also validates the idea of the fat man - too lazy, even lost his nature.
"Comrade, take your fodder and take a look. "The fat man just did the trick enough.
After the feed is brought, the fat man takes a look, although the concentrate feed is not too much, but the exercise of the sika deer is limited, and it can't be digested at all, so it accumulates over time, and it gets fatter and fatter.
"You have a problem with the feed mix, there is too little green fodder. The fat man pretended.
"This feed was prepared for us by experts. The administrator was a little dismissive of the fat man's proposal, after all, the fat man was just a breeding expert in his eyes, and he should have no say in breeding.
"This one must be a brick house. The fat man muttered, and then stopped arguing on the issue: "Let's do it, I will take all these sika deer back and repair them well—if you take care of them, it won't take more than a year, and they will all be like taking aphrodisiacs." ”
The administrator listened to what he said, and couldn't help but be a little untrustworthy: "These male deer don't need to be used, if they are all taken away, our deer park can only be temporarily closed." ”
"The main reason why the stag has to be taken away is because of them. Besides, I can't toss them back and forth to play, I have to solve the problem all at once. The fat man was ashamed to speak, and the more he spoke, the more energetic he became, and this confidence was also deeply contagious to the administrator: "That
Discuss with the principal. ”
The fat man saw him report, and then he followed, and not far away, there were a few fragrant roe deer, also lazy, more honest than the little sheep.
Rolling his eyes, the fat man pondered and said, "These few should also be brought back, and the problem of inbreeding can be solved for the time being." ”
After a while, the administrator ran back: "Comrade Huang, the regiment commander said, tell you to take half of it." ”
The fat man frowned, thinking in his heart, he must not be able to believe himself, so he simply put up his shelf: "If this is the case, I will have no choice, you can ask Gao Ming, and then find another brick house." ”
The administrator was caught in the middle, and he was also quite embarrassed: "Comrade Huang, you also have to think about our zoo, if the deer park is empty all of a sudden, we can't explain it to tourists." ”
"It's worth transporting it once, a few deer aren't enough for a truckload at all, can't you waste it to the country in vain - by the way, your roe deer over there haven't given cubs for a few years?" the fat man asked seemingly nonchalantly.
"It's been a few years. ”
"Then do it, even if the deer and musk deer are transported once, more transport and less stay. When you come back, I'll pull a few more wolf cubs for you, and the car won't be empty back and forth. The fat man thought that there was a litter of wolf cubs in the provincial zoo, and he just happened to be a favor.
"Can a roe deer be made?" the administrator was a little puzzled.
"If you can call it a match—ahem—an expert!" the fat man snapped his chest.
The caretaker was overjoyed, and hurriedly invited the deputy principal, determined the number on the spot, and wrote the procedures with the fat man. Cover the stamp here first, and wait until the fat man arrives in the provincial capital.
In the end, it is a zoo with cage carts that specialize in pulling animals. The fat man told them to load the car tomorrow morning, and then followed Ye Haibo out of the zoo with satisfaction.
Out of the gate, Ye Haibo said with a smile: "Breeding expert, where do you want to walk, let's hurry up, you will leave tomorrow." ”
The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Xiao Yezi, you can also take me to open it." These sika deer are idle, take them back and follow the deer herd up the mountain for two months, keeping one more spirit than the other. ”
"How else to say that I was born in peace, in fact, why aren't we like this, compared with you fat brother, I always feel that I lack so much energy. When Ye Haibo heard this, he suddenly felt deeply.
"Hehe, then you can go to our place more if you have nothing to do, you look at Old Wutou, now I can't think about it - hey, hurry up and find the mall, when Xiao Qiqi came, he assigned me a lot of tasks. The fat man slapped his head vigorously, if he forgot this, he would have to listen to "Fat Uncle Stupid" at least a hundred times when he went back.
Returning to Ye Haibo's house with a big bag, I saw that the girl was looking at the door, this girl usually lives in the school, and only goes home on her day off, and when she heard that the fat uncle is coming, she is looking forward to it.
"Fat uncle-" Seeing the fat man's very eye-catching figure, the girl rushed up, and then hung on the fat man's neck.
She saw that Qiqi always used this trick, and she learned it, but her character was already very high, so her two calves had to be bent to the back.
Thanks to the fat man's strength, he didn't bend down, and he was carrying his bag in both hands, so he could only stand up there.
"Yaya, if you don't come down again, your fat uncle will be out of breath. Ye Haibo was also very envious next to him: The fat brother really has a child's fate.
It wasn't until Yaya jumped to the ground that the fat man raised his arm and exposed the cloth pocket he was carrying, and Yaya unceremoniously put her hand in, took out a handful of mountain persimmons and blackcurrants, and ate them deliciously.
After eating two, he remembered it, and immediately challenged the fat man: "Fat uncle, why don't you bring Qiqi here, next time if you are alone, don't come at all." ”
The fat man just wanted to scratch the back of his head, but now he has both hands occupied, and can only stare at his little eyes and say: "This is too powerful, if you say so, when the holiday comes, you also want to go to my house!"
"Hmph, just go, I'm going to Sister Xiaoyu's house to see Qiqi, do you want to see you!"
"You quarrel, I'll go back to the house and eat first. Ye Haibo coughed lightly, and then walked towards the courtyard.
The fat man and the girl laughed together, and then the girl happily took a big bag from the fat man's hand and carried it on her shoulder: "It's the most enjoyable to quarrel with the fat uncle!"
The fat man finally freed up his hand and scratched the back of his head: "Stinky girl, it's not big or small, it's still joking with the fat uncle." ”
"Didn't you learn from Uncle Fat, in Gushantun, don't you often quarrel with Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Wu, isn't this not big or small?" Yaya said vividly.
"Hehe, there are so many advantages in Uncle Fat, you can't learn something good. The fat man is even more embarrassed, and he brags about himself without blinking an eye.
Yaya turned around and scraped the bridge of her little nose a few times with her hand: "Lose it, lose it—fat uncle loves to brag." ”
Ye Haibo looked at the big and small with a smile, and his heart was sweet: The fat brother is such an adult, it's really rare to have a childlike heart, no wonder he is not old at all, his heart is not old, how can people be old?