07/07/2124

MC Jun: What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!

Guo Luxiang and Ma Yuntao: Good morning, all the viewers in front of the TV! Thank you all for locking the channel and watching this show on Sunday morning, everyone has worked hard in their busy schedules! (After speaking, he began to complain and bow)

Ma Yuntao: I really cooperate with you, I should say that I will take the time to work hard a week before the busy start tomorrow. (Ma Yuntao complained to Guo Luxiang)

Guo Luxiang: Alas~ There is not much difference.

Subtitle:-_-|||Is that okay too?

Guo Luxiang: To get back to the point, I was really shocked when I saw the name of the show, "Slandau and the Hundred Battles". (staring at the camera in surprise after speaking)

Ma Yuntao: (raises his hand and pats Guo Luxiang's head) Let me explain it to you. "Slandau vs. 100 Battles" tells the story of the Slandau members who completed a large-scale tricky game against the Slandau members without knowing it, under the deception of 100 spy extras arranged by the choreographer and director, and saw their most real reactions.

Guo Luxiang: (laughs) I said, this is a bit too cheating. Don't make it clear, people still think this group is a funny group.

Ma Yuntao: In short, please feel the touching they bring to us while laughing.

Subtitle:-_-|||Mr. Ma, you finally started complaining.

Guo Luxiang and Ma Yuntao: You've been waiting for a long time, so let's start connecting the external lines now.

The second screen switches to the off-site.

Guo Luxiang: Xiaoshui, can you hear Xiaoshui? (Guo Luxiang plugged in the headphones and shouted)

Outside guide Xiaoshui: I can hear you, Mr. Guo.

Ma Yuntao: I see a lot of people behind you now.

Outside guide Xiaoshui: Yes, Mr. Ma. The place where I am standing now is Central Park in the center of the city, which is where the collective tricks will begin in a moment.

Guo Luxiang: (covers his mouth and snickers)

MC Jun: Okay~ Everyone has been waiting for a long time, in the first episode of the representative program, which member of Slandau unfortunately became the first guinea pig?

The Hawkeye camera closes in focus and locks on to the end of an alley leading to Central Park, where a teenager is leisurely walking towards the park.

Guo Luxiang: Oh~~ Zhu Shi is exhausted.

MC Jun: Zhu Shiji, 18 years old, is one of the four students in the first phase of Slandau. The agent told Zhu Shi that there was a magazine cover shoot, and the location was chosen in Central Park, and the simple young boy had no idea that he had stepped into the world of adulthood. Mickey, lock!

MC Jun: The first 100-person tricky content, when something unexpected happens! ……

Zhu Shi, who was halfway there, was attracted by a panicked middle-aged man who suddenly ran towards him.

The middle-aged man ran to Zhu Shijian, panicked and handed over a black safe in his hand to Zhu Shijian, and then quickly fled for his life.

Zhu Shiji: Hey~ Uncle, what's the situation. (Zhu Shi looked at the strange middle-aged man who ran away)

Guo Luxiang: (laughs) Haha~ frozen.

Zhu Shi glanced at the black safe in his hand, although he didn't know what was inside, but he knew that it must not be a good thing, and he was hesitating what to do......

"Catch him."

Suddenly, a voice sounded from the other end of the strange man, Zhu Shi looked up and found that many men wearing black clothes and black sunglasses gathered at both ends of the T-junction.

Ma Yuntao: Oh ~ Oh ~ Oh ~ Oh, this is really scary.

MC-kun: Young 18 years old, let's see how your god reacts.

"Something is in his hand, grab him." At the sound of an order, the 100 black-clothed men gathered together ran towards Zhu Shi.

Seeing this, Zhu Shi's eyes glared abruptly, and he turned his head and ran.

Guo Luxiang: (laughs) I'm still carrying that box in my hand.

Seeing that the big man behind him was about to catch up with him, Zhu Shi panted and shouted, "It's not me, it's not me." ”

The covert camera captures a rare picture.

At this time, the two people in the studio were already happy.

Guo Luxiang: This sentence is really a classic. (Meaning, not me)

The outside director Xiao Shui and the film crew caught up with Zhu Shi, who was already out of breath who was being chased.

Zhu Shi looked at the film crew in front of him with a puzzled expression.

Outside director Xiaoshui: Hello, do you have any thoughts about being chased down a street today?

The film crew and the inexplicable man in black made Zhu Shi understand all of a sudden, and smiled bitterly from the bottom of his heart.

Zhu Shiji: The world of adults is really terrifying.

MC-kun: I'm sorry for you, but the Battle of the 100 is not over yet.

The next trick content, when a hundred people make you lie down......

MC Jun: Under the leadership of his agent, Zhu Shiqian came to the café in Central Park, and the agent of one of the moles, left Zhu Shiqian on the pretext of contacting the magazine shooting team that had not yet arrived. The second trick will start again......

With the lessons of the past, the mature 18-year-old began to become distrustful of the adult world.

Guo Luxiang: Haha~ What are you looking for?

The waiter brought Zhu Shi a cup of coffee, Zhu Shi looked around, and his vigilance finally relaxed.

Counting down to 3, 2, and 1 on the screen, except for the unwitting Zhu Shi, a hundred traitorous extras collectively lay down and shouted: "There is an earthquake." ”

With a "poof", Zhu Shi, who had not yet swallowed a mouthful of coffee, spewed out with an exclamation. Puzzled, he looked at the people lying on the ground in the entire coffee shop.

MC-kun: Alright, 18 years old, it's time to show your godly reaction.

Although Zhu Shi didn't understand what was happening, he reacted immediately, immediately squatted under his desk, and kept asking a few people not far from him: "What happened." ”

Guo Luxiang: Haha~~ It is natural that there will be such a reaction.

"Ah~ It turns out that we made a mistake." The crowd lying on the ground suddenly got up.

Only Zhu Shi was left alone to get up in a daze, and he didn't know whether he was smiling bitterly or helplessly.

Outside director Xiaoshui: Ah~ I believe we don't need to say anything more. (Xiao Shui and the film crew came to Zhu Shi's side again)

Zhu Shiji: (reluctantly patting his forehead) Two consecutive shots?

MC-kun: I'm sorry, but it's not just two consecutive shots.

Towards noon, it rained heavily outside without warning.

MC Jun: The agent of one of the moles opened again, and the magazine cover shoot was temporarily canceled due to heavy rain, and told him that there was a very important announcement to catch up next......

As soon as the two of them walked out of the café, they were shocked by the unprecedented heavy rain in front of them.

MC Jun: Of course, the rain is real, and our staff is just a little bit brainy.

The screen cuts to the back of the café.

Guo Luxiang: Haha~ I really want to come out, 3 fire trucks.

MC Jun: The last whole of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred", Zhu Shi tried his best to let us see the soul of your idol.

Zhu Shiji: Wow~ This rain is really spectacular.

Agent: I called for a taxi, let's wait.

After a moment of waiting, a taxi came in the distance, but when the taxi stopped in front of the two, Zhu Shi was ready to open the door......

"There's a car over there."

A voice rang out in the distance.

Zhu Shi looked towards the source of the sound and found a group of old grandmothers and grandfathers running towards him.

"Then we'll do this first, and we'll see you tomorrow." After saying goodbye to everyone, an old grandmother actually got into the taxi that Zhu Shi was trying to get in and drove away.

The agent wanted to say something, but a few taxis drove in the distance, and the agent picked up an umbrella and said to Zhu Shidu: "Let's go forward and wait." ”

Unexpectedly, Zhu Shi didn't think about it, dodged the agent's umbrella, ran into the heavy rain, stopped the taxis, and after saying something to the driver, he turned around and ran back, said something to the old grandfathers and grandmothers in the crowd, and helped them to walk towards the taxis in the rain under the cover of their umbrellas one by one.

After sending off the last old man, Zhu Shi exhausted no place on his body that was dry, and the water column on his head was falling one by one.

Zhu Shi came back, put away his umbrella, and was about to say something to the agent when he "banged" twice, and there were two sounds of pulling guns from not far away.

Xiao Shui and the film crew appeared in front of Zhu Shiqian again.

Zhu Shiji: Alas~?

Xiaoshui: Congratulations on completing all of today's challenges.

Zhu Shiji: Alas? (Zhu Shiji still doesn't understand what's going on)

Xiaoshui took out a walkie-talkie and shouted, "Masters, you have worked hard, you can stop." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the rain in front of everyone was noticeably lighter.

Now Zhu Shi suddenly realized that he had fallen into the trap again.

Zhu Shiji: I'll just say, this kind of rain is too terrifying. And so are those old grandfathers and grandmothers....

Xiao Shui nodded.

Zhu Shiqian was already stunned, without any facial expressions.

Xiaoshui: Studio, that's all the tricks today.

The scene cuts back to the studio, but unlike the previous two times, the two teachers in the studio did not laugh, but clapped while wiping the teardrops that slipped from the corners of their eyes.

Guo Luxiang: But I really can imagine that the rainfall plus the artificial rainfall caused by the fire hose. (Shaking his head with a strong sigh)

Ma Yuntao: Haha.

Guo Luxiang: Time flies so fast, it's time to say goodbye soon.

Ma Yuntao: At the end of the program, I will send you Slandau's "First Day" to end today's program, and we will see you next week!

Teacher Guo Luxiang waved his hand.