Chapter 181: The Funny Suicide by Jumping Off a Building
A yellow taxi stopped at the main entrance of the city's No. 1 People's Hospital, and a thin and tall young man opened the door with a teenager and got out of the car. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Brother Wen, Takeo said that the young ladies in KTV are very good at singing, so can the big sisters in white uniforms in the hospital sing?" As he spoke, his body unconsciously swayed slightly from side to side, flicking his vanished tail, which made his demeanor seem a little strange.
"I don't have to look for change." Chang Zhao Wensai gave the driver a large pink bill, and hurriedly pulled him off with his empty arm.
The driver took the money and looked at the empty space sympathetically, such a clear-eyed child, but his brain is not good, and he talks nonsense, which is a pity.
"Shhh Chang Zhaowen dragged the empty space and quickly walked through the wide parking lot of the hospital into a thirty-story white building on the west side of the hospital, where Uncle Fan's inpatient department was located.
As soon as I walked into the front hall of the inpatient building, I saw an elevator just stopping on the first floor, and the elevator door was slowly closing.
"Is that you?" There was only a female doctor with black-rimmed glasses in the elevator, the female doctor pushed the frame with her fingers, the corner of her eyes swept over the thermos tank that Chang Zhaowen was holding in her hand, and her words were a little impatient, "Why are you here now?" There are five minutes left before the visit! β
This female doctor Chang Zhaowen had a relationship with her, and she was the one who came to urge Aunt Fan to hurry up and pay Wang Laibao.
Chang Zhaowen glanced at the name on her badge - Zhang Yanlai.
"Doctor Zhang, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention, I came late. However, I am just delivering a soup to the patient, and it will be very fast, and it will not exceed the time. β
"Soup?" Zhang Yanlai let out a cold snort from his nose, these patients' families are all people with no scientific knowledge, they always think that the meals in the hospital are not nutritious, and they always like to send some soup and water to the patients in the hospital. As everyone knows, in the eyes of her doctor, the nutritional value of those soups and water is worthless, especially those meat soups, except for purines, which are fat, and eating them is not good for the body, only burden.
"Well, chicken soup, awesome chicken soup!" Kongkong replied first, his dark eyes stared at Zhang Yanlai's face, this is the big sister in a white uniform, I feel fierce and boring.
"Chicken soup? Are you sure the patient is missing you these fats and purines? Zhang Yanlai shrugged his shoulders, and sure enough, he was another superstitious guy who made soup.
She is a scientific supremacist through and through, scoffing at all traditional medicine and formulas of unknown ingredients, and in her opinion, the ultimate nutrition is nothing more than a balanced diet - carbohydrates, proteins, vitamins, and fats in the right proportions, and there is no need to eat those time-consuming, laborious, and worthless tonic soups.
Even in her opinion, the act of eating itself is quite a waste of time, I heard that there is a kind of nutrient abroad, which concentrates the nutrients needed by the human body for a day in a bottle of drink, and it is over after drinking.
It's a pity that Huaxia doesn't have this drink for sale yet, otherwise she must be willing to try it, so that the time for three meals a day can be saved, saving 2 hours a day, and she can do many other more valuable things.
"Ding!" The bell rang, the elevator door slowly opened, the numbers lit up on the elevator buttons dimmed, Zhang Yanlai took the lead out of the elevator, and Chang Zhaowen realized that they were going to the same floor.
There was a commotion outside the elevator, and a young nurse rushed over in a panic, almost colliding with Zhang Yanlai.
"What's going on?" Zhang Yanlai grabbed the little nurse in a stern tone.
"Dr. Zhang, it's not good! The patient in bed 11, she is going to jump off the building! The head nurse asked me to go to the nurse's desk and call the security guard! β
"What the hell? Isn't bed 11 going to be discharged from the hospital today? Where is she now? β
"The corridor over there......" The little nurse's face was already pale with fright, her fingers trembling and pointed out the direction, and two figures, one large and one small, rushed over like two arrows off the string.
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This is definitely the most comical jumping scene Chang Zhaowen has ever seen.
What is the hospital?
There are a large number of physically and psychologically unhealthy patients gathered here all year round, and many of them are suffering from illness and despair, and it is inevitable that some people's psychological defense line will collapse and go to extremes.
The hospital building was designed with this in mind, and all the windows could not be fully opened, at most a narrow angle of 45Β° could be opened for ventilation.
Chang Zhaowen finally understood why the head nurse just asked the little nurse to call the security guard, instead of calling the police directly.
Because here, no one can successfully jump off the building, and calling the police is just a waste of police power.
At the end of the corridor, a girl in her twenties wearing a blue and white vertical hospital gown, her head stuck in the narrow window crack, looking at her hideous expression, seemed to be full of strength to drill out, but ......
Chang Zhaowen's gaze stayed on her rather sturdy back, and shook his head, this girl's sense of space is really bad!
Where did she get the confidence to be able to fit her massive body through that narrow window?
The onlookers obviously knew that the jumping incident was a farce. Everyone looked relaxed, and there were even several people holding up their mobile phones and taking videos.
"These days, the fat man is not even qualified to commit suicide." A lean man in a black T-shirt quipped that he was taking a selfie with his phone, freezing himself and the woman stuck in the window behind him in the same frame, showing his superiority.
"Zhou Qian, what the hell are you doing? Your illness is cured, you can be discharged from the hospital, what else is there to make a fuss about! The patients in the ICU have suffered so many crimes, and they are still persevering! Zhang Yanlai was simply angry, rushed directly to the window, and grabbed the other party's hair, "Come in for me!" β
"I don't!" The patient, named Zhou Qian, firmly grasped the window frame with his hand, resolutely refused to pull his head out of the crack in the window, and his voice was crying, "What's the use of just saving your life?" I had such a big scar on my chest...... My husband...... He doesn't even want me anymore! β
Zhou Qian is a bride-to-be, and the wedding is still a month away, but she doesn't want to be seriously burned on her upper body in an accidental fire, although after a series of painful treatments, the scars on her face are not obvious, but the scars on her body are still shocking.
"Think about those who are dying, at least your life has been saved!" Zhang Yanlai was still trying to persuade.
"No, my husband doesn't want me anymore, what's the point of me living?"
"You're wrong, besides your husband, there are still a lot of interesting things about life!" Chang Zhaowen's voice rang out slowly.
"Damn, shouldn't this young man make a personal promise to make the family give up the idea of seeking death?" The onlookers suddenly became excited.
"Yes, the last time I saw the news, there was a young man who wanted to commit suicide, and then a beautiful woman took the initiative to kiss, and people didn't want to die!"
Chang Zhaowen squinted his eyes and glared coldly at the person who said this, you group of people - too vulgar!
He suddenly strode to the window and put his mouth to Zhou Qian's ear.
"Wow! I'm really going to kiss it! β
"The young man is quite desperate to save people!"
And Chang Zhaowen's next words surprised everyone present: "Is there anything else in the world that can't be solved by a bowl of chicken soup?" β
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The audience was stunned, is this young man a rescuer invited by the monkey?
Zhang Yanlai looked at him with a desperate look like an idiot, it's over, the patient who wants to die here has not been solved, and there is another neuropathy!
Chang Zhaowen opened the lid of the insulated tank, and an attractive fragrance hit his face from the insulated tank......