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Chapter 595: Tactics

Everyone gathered together, eating lively, Mao Mao they were all raised greedy, especially the fat bear, can not let go of the belly to eat meat, it is very dissatisfied, under the table tossing back and forth, almost the table to overturn.

The fat man picked up the wine bottle: "If you have to do it again, I will pour you two catties of liquor, and if you drink too much, it will stop, and I was like this yesterday!"

Fortunately, Curiosity ate quickly, and came over to take these guys away, otherwise, they would have to get drunk with Uncle Fat. In fact, Mao Mao and they are also hungry for alcohol, especially the three thorns, probably because of the old man, all of them are addicted to drinking, so that the fat man has to lock up the wine.

At dinner, Captain Li and Wang Sanpao determined the day of the treat, Captain Li's family was the first year of junior high school, Wang Sanpao's family was the second year of junior high school, and the car boss's family was the third day of junior high school.

As soon as Lao Yaozi heard that Old Man Wu was going to leave on the fourth day of the new year, he had to treat him on the thirtieth day, but the fat man did not agree, so he had to wait until the morning of the first day of the new year to eat dumplings.

Everyone has to go down the line, and the fat man quits: "Uncle Wu, are you going back to my house for the New Year?"

Old man Wu took a sip of wine: "I'm going back to Gushantun for the New Year." ”

The fat man was angry: "Then I don't care." ”

Kazuo Tanaka was envious next to him, it turned out that the New Year was so lively, and he knew that he would come a few years ago.

Eating and drinking and chatting, eating two points at a meal, everyone is still a little unsatisfied. Ye Ying's father drinks a good amount, usually one catty, today I drank one catty and two, first, I was happy, and secondly, this atmosphere is really good, sitting together, talking freely, unrestrained, like a family, no wonder Secretary Wang has to go here for the New Year in the past two years, he is also a little addicted.

"Thorn head steals wine again!" Qiqi went into the house and walked around, and immediately found the situation, only to see three thorns holding a bottle of liquor, you take a sip of him, and drink it there in shifts, and the bottle will soon bottom out.

"Fatty, this is the style of your family, the monkeys raised are all like you, a big wine bag. "Old Wu Tou has something to say now, and he will make fun of the fat man.

"These things are too uncompetitive. The fat man snatched the wine bottle, and the three ran away in a panic, staggering one by one, and punching drunken fists all over the ground, one hitting the wall, and the other into the fat man's arms. The other staggered to the door, slammed into the threshold, and then lay on the ground and fell asleep.

"Stupid, carry them all outside for me, and throw them into a big snow shell!" the fat man cried and laughed.

Stupid and honest, picked up a thorn and walked out, it looked like he was really going to throw it into the snow, but fortunately he was stopped by Mao Mao and sent to the warehouse.

One of the guys was also drunk, screaming strangely, and his hands and feet were not honest, and he gave the little boss a monkey punch.

Everyone laughed: "This monkey doesn't drink well, he plays drunk after drinking, he gets angry with his wife and children, and has a virtue with others, fatty, are you like this." ”

"If I drink too much, I don't make noise or noise, so I know that I sleep a lot, isn't it strange?" said the fat man with a smile

After eating, the wild boys rushed over to carry all the skates away, and Ye Haibo could also skate, so he led Xiaoyingzi to join in the fun. The fat man wrote Spring Festival couplets for everyone at home, but the fat old man thought he couldn't write well, so he drove the fat man away, and the fat old man wrote it himself.

"Why didn't Wang Gong come this year?" the fat man muttered, as soon as he thought of writing couplets, he naturally thought of Wang Gong, this year's New Year, many people began to buy ready-made couplets. Although it looks exquisite, the fat man feels lifeless, and it is not as interesting as handwriting. The choice of words and sentences can be combined with the situation at home, otherwise they are all the same, so what's the point.

Writing good and writing bad is actually a mood, and it's better to be delicious than proud.

Thinking about it more than ten years later, writing Spring Festival couplets has become rare, and the New Year has lost another fun. The dilution of the taste of the New Year is such a small thing, and it is because it is deprived. It seems that the quality has improved, but in fact, the connotation has changed the taste.

The fat man was thinking deeply, the old Wu came over with a chessboard, pulling the fat man to play chess, and the others formed two games, all watching cards.

Lao Wu Tou set up the chess pieces: "Lao Wu's words make sense, you have to avoid its edge and beat the water dog, fat man, you didn't drink less today, so I took advantage of the fire to rob." ”

As a result, after three sets, the fat man was murderous, killing the old Wu Tou to the point of abandoning the car and abandoning the cannon, losing consecutive battles, and becoming more and more aggrieved. The fat man was in a good mood, and he used Lao Wutou as a punching bag.

Lao Wu Tou really didn't want to be abused anymore, so he pushed the chessboard and went to the kang to settle accounts with Old Man Wu: "Old Wu, why aren't your tactics bright?"

Old man Wu pointed to his face with his hand, pasting more than a dozen notes, fluttering, like a white beard: "You can't rely on tactics alone, strength is also very important." My poor card skills, the fat man's large amount of alcohol, these are also the factors that determine the outcome - oops, why am I missing a card, just now I had a red flower, forgot to draw a card——"

After speaking, he took a note very consciously and glued it to his chin. The four guards poked their heads out of the doorway, and quickly retracted their heads again, as if they weren't looking.

The fat man watched the excitement for a while, and then realized that there was no note on Secretary Wang's face, obviously the card skills were very superb, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart: It's still my father-in-law's power, no matter what tactics you have, you just win with strength.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Shi Zhongyu walking in with a big green bag, followed by two others, one was Wang Gong wearing glasses, and the other was Li Xiuyuan, the one who came to buy honey last year.

"Haha, why did you all get together—and Xiaoshi, why didn't you stay at home for the New Year, and run back now?" The fat man was overjoyed, thinking that Wang Gong would not be happy this year.

After Wang Gong accepted the stupid hug first, he took off his glasses: "We got off the bus in the commune together, and we all walked to the backing mountain, and we only knew the time when we asked, hehe——"

Xiao Shi smiled innocently: "I went home for two days, and the family was fine, so my mother brought me back." ”

The fat man carded a few small eyes, and his heart couldn't help but be hot, although he had never seen the old lady of the little stone, but it was conceivable that she must be a kind woman. Send the little stone back early, don't take this salary for nothing.

"Fat brother, this is some snacks that my mother brought you, they are all made by yourself, try them. Xiao Shi unzipped his bag and took out several paper bags from it, as well as two pieces of clothing, which were for Qiqi and Ye Zi.

"I must taste the old man's heart. The fat man opened the paper bag, his mood was also a little agitated, pinched a piece of walnut crisp, put it in his mouth and tasted it.

"Fat brother, how is the production of honey this year?" Li Xiuyuan mainly came for this.

"We have built a pharmaceutical factory, and the demand for honey is also quite large, but you can rest assured, after two years, the bee colony will grow, and the output will definitely get higher and higher, but this year we can only provide you with a thousand catties." "The fat man had already discussed this matter with Ye Ying.

Wang Gong was also a little excited: "The pharmaceutical factory has finally been completed, how is the benefit?"

"Now it's just starting, and I can't see up and down, but Wang Gong's name of the factory written by you is hanging on the gate of the wild vegetable factory. The fat man remembered that because of this brand, there was a small episode, so he smiled again: "Tell you, the vice governor inscribed the name of the factory to us, we are useless." ”

"Let's eat and chat. The big pigtail warmed up the meal, and set up another table, and the fat man was of course by his side, and seemed to find a little bit of yesterday's feeling.

I heard that the pharmaceutical factory still has royal jelly or something, so Li Xiuyuan asked the fat man for one, after opening it, he tasted it with a straw, and then nodded again and again: "Fat brother, I'll bring some when I go back, and then help you sell it." ”

"That's a good idea. The fat man raised his glass and toasted him. Xiaoshi was in a good mood, and for the first time, he showed the amount of wine, basically three or four sips of a glass, looking at this posture, he couldn't stop it for a pound and a half. The fat man took a look and remembered yesterday's stubble, tomorrow is the New Year, there are so many guests at home, he can't drink too much, so he has to steal the beams and change the pillars, and replace the liquor in the cup with white water.

Xiaoshi drank three glasses and a pound of wine, and then closed his mouth, Li Xiuyuan was already drunk and dazed, lying on the kang to sleep, Wang Gong drank fruit wine, and he was quite sober.

The fat man couldn't help but look at the little stone with admiration: "Brother, with this belly, why wasn't it bright before, and when the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is tomorrow, let's drink heartily, let's be like this today." ”

Seeing that they had finished eating, Lao Wu Tou came over with a chessboard again: "Fatty, kill three more games." He understood it just now, the fat man drank several more glasses, plus the one he drank with the old man Wu at the beginning, at least two and a half catties, he must be confused, and at this time he is going to beat the water dog.

The fat man knew it in his heart, but he shook his head vigorously, and his mouth was also pretending to be a little hairy: "Go down, who-who are you afraid of-"

Set up the chess pieces, Lao Wu Tou changed the position of the fat man's cannon and pawn, how did he know that the fat man deliberately made a mistake just now.

The two of them then got down, and Wang Gong watched the battle beside him. The fat man's arm seemed to be a little trembling, but he often put the chess pieces in the most uncomfortable position of the old Wu head, and gradually, the old Wu head began to feel aggrieved again.

was killed by the fat man three times in a row, and the old Wu Tou also understood: The fat man is not drunk, what about inserting green onions in my pig's nose, right?

Take a closer look at the fat man's eyes, they are extremely clear, and there is still a trace of the color after the success of the treacherous scheme, Lao Wu Tou even called out: "Fat man, you are too bad, are you pretending to be drunk with me here!"

"Hehe, I'm also a tactic, a soldier, a trickster, false and real, true and false. The fat man simply stopped pretending.

The old man Wu on the kang laughed: "Old Wu, you really can't fight the fat man." Why don't I tell you a tactic and make sure you don't lose to him. But you'll have to stick these notes for me first. ”

Old Wu was overjoyed and hurriedly came to him to learn from him. Old Man Wu first moved the note on his face to Old Wu Tou's face, and then said slowly: "The world is like chess, and those who don't know it are masters." If you don't go down with the fat man, he won't be able to win against you!"